"Haha, so your name is Xiaojiu! Xiaojiu Fairy, help me get the wine quickly. Your beautiful boss has already nodded. If you don't bring it, I will really eat you! Hehehehe!" Tianjiu Thief laughed.
Continuously, the barmaid also trotted and disappeared into the transmission channel.
After a while of burning incense, she came back again with a small green jade pot in her hand. The jade pot was filled with joy.
"Take it, I'll drink you to death! Here, ten thousand high-level crystal stones!" Xiaojiu said angrily.
"Ten thousand? High-end? Are you mistaken? With this price, a young man can buy several beautiful concubines..." Tianjiu said, suddenly paused, and a row of disdainful eyes shot at her again.
"Drink, drink, die early and be reincarnated early, everything will be in vain after you die, what's the use of keeping the crystal beauty! Oh!" Xiaojiu sneered, spreading his jade hands.
Tianjiu bared his teeth, fumbled for a long time, and finally took out a storage bag, and finally just stuffed it into his little hand.
Xiaojiu also scanned it carefully for a long time, finally curled his lips, turned and walked away, never looking at Tianjiu again.
"Old man, you killed me. Well, for this pot of wine, I, a local rich man, became a country brat and lost my body. From tomorrow on, I will hang out with you!"
"Hey, hey, hey! OK, OK! With Drunk Immortal Wine, everything will be worry-free! Boy, take this jade token and go to Famen Temple early tomorrow morning. The jade token will allow you to pass Detian Temple and Deren Temple and reach Famen Temple.
At the gate of the temple. The old man is waiting for you in front of the gate. Hehehe, you will know when you get there!"
The old monk took the small jade pot from Tianjiu's hand, wiped the pork meat on the table, and swaggered out of the door, and soon disappeared into the bustling crowd of monks.
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On the tenth floor of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Building, in a small secret room, the female cultivator who instructed Tianjiu to drink the Immortal Wine took off the scarf from her lower body, revealing a beautiful woman with a face like a peach and a plum, and skin as smooth as gelatin, but with a pretty face.
It was slightly chilly, but exuded an awe-inspiring majesty. In the secret room, there was a beautiful female cultivator standing solemnly, her head bowed deeply, with thin beads of sweat on her forehead. If Tianjiu were here, he would definitely exclaim.
Speak up - Kou Yan!
"Yan'er, who is that little monk? How do you know him?"
"Princess, he was Yan'er's friend in Dongling. Please don't kill him!" Kou Yan said, kneeling to the ground with a thud.
"Huh! You have a guilty conscience! It's just a small golden elixir. Do I have to kill him? You are so nervous, everything shows the problem! Okay, get up and don't have any contact with him in the future. This monk will tell you the truth at first sight.
Knowing that it is not a good thing, I just pretend that I don’t know anything about the past grudges between you and him. If I know that you are still in contact with him, even if he hides in Famen Temple, I will unscrew his head!"
"Yan'er understands! Thank you princess for your grace!"
After Kou Yan finished speaking, she stood up and gently wiped the sweat on her forehead.
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Naturally, Tianjiu didn't know what was going on on the roof of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Tower. On the second day, he walked through the morning dew and came to the steps of Famen Temple. He looked up at the towering walls of Famen Temple, and then looked at the lush greenery on both sides of the steps.
The towering tree nodded slightly, sighed slightly, and was about to climb up the steps.
"Amitabha, where did the donor come from and where does he want to go?"
From a big tree, a golden figure suddenly shot out, revealing a middle-aged monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes. On the corner of the monk's cassock, there were three small characters embroidered with seventy-nine and eighty. Looking at the blue-robed monk in front of him, he frowned slightly.
Frowning, there was a trace of golden elixir coercion on his body, directly covering the opponent.
"It turns out to be the master, the little monk, the wine and meat monk, who comes from Dongling. He wants to travel all over the nine states. Because he is hungry, he can ask the master to do something convenient and donate some wine and meat, or a crystal stone!" Tianjiu said, with a solemn expression on his face.
He raised the gray-black alms bowl in his hand.
"Wine-meat monk?!" The thick-browed monk's mouth trembled, and his face became even more ugly: "Amitabha! The donor is fond of wine and meat, so why should he escape into Buddhism? I am a compassionate Buddha, and you must never touch wine or eat meat. Donor, let's go.
, Famen Temple does not welcome such monks, and it will not give out any wine, meat or crystal stones!"
The golden elixir of the thick-browed monk was like a mud cow drowning in the sea, and there was no news. Although he was very unhappy in his heart, he still spoke softly and did not deliberately show any unhappiness.
"What happened to the meat-and-wine monk? The meat and wine went through the intestines, and the Buddha kept it in his heart. Since the master is an eminent monk, why is he not so tolerant? It doesn't matter if he doesn't have meat and wine, or if he doesn't have crystals. He can just give him a low-level magic weapon, and the monk can sell it.
Yes, you can also get a nice meal and wine."
"Huh?" The thick-browed monk was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Huh! If you are good at wine and meat, why are you reciting sutras? Get out of here!"
As soon as the roar ended, the pressure of the golden elixir on his body no longer remained at all, and it shot out, flooding the area of 100 feet like a wave. The nearby trees suddenly swayed, and the fallen leaves rustled down, covering dozens of steps in the blink of an eye.
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Tianjiu groaned several times, took ten steps back, and fell to the ground, grinning and covering his buttocks.
"Oh! Who is this? Who is this? The floor that the old man just swept was stained by you. Master Kuan Xin, you can't blame me, the old monk, this time!"
On the other side of the big tree, an old and slovenly monk with dim eyes turned over and fell on the steps with a bang. He struggled for a long time before he stood up. After rubbing his gray and curly beard on the ground, it became even more stained.
became gray.
"Shame on you! Po Chen, your skin is itchy again today, isn't it? If it is itchy, I would like to relax it for you!"
Monk Kuan Xin glanced at the old monk, snorted with disdain, and raised his big fist, as if to beat someone. He saw the old monk shrinking his neck, covering his head, and put down his hands fiercely. Then he sat opposite him again.
Tianjiu on the ground shouted:
"Get out of here! Ordinary people! You still pretend to be serious. Get away from me. Famen Temple is not a place where people like you can beg!"
Tianjiu seemed to be very frightened. He held the bowl in one hand and patted the ground with the other. He cried out with snot and tears: "Oh, Holy Buddha, look at your disciples. They are bossing around and dominating.
There is no mercy at all. I am holding your purple and gold begging bowl, but I can’t get a morsel of wine and meat. You have eyes in the sky, and you will definitely strike him to death with thunder! Ouch, my ass!”
The screams of crying could be heard for more than ten miles, and even the dozen or so guarding monks who were sitting at the gate with their eyes closed and chanting sutras all twitched after hearing the cries.
The sloppy old monk rolled over several times and rolled up to Tianjiu, grinning and revealing his empty front teeth.
"Hey, hey, little monk, this is what's wrong with you! You just want to eat and drink with a broken alms bowl. Famen Temple is a holy place. You know that the old man has been struggling here for hundreds of years, and he is still at the lowest level.
The sweeping novice is not even as good as a janitor. Listen to the old man's words and turn right when you go out. With your ability, you will definitely be able to prosper!"
"Huh? Old man, you can't fool me! Jiujiujiujiu, your status is really low!"
Tianjiu pulled the corner of the old monk's cassock, patted the dust on it, glanced at the numbers on it, shook his head and said.
The old monk quickly put away the corner of his cassock and rubbed it on the ground a few times. After completely covering up the number, he laughed again: "Hey, little monk, you are such a thief, you actually know how to check the old man's number. Oh, not bad.
Of course, the old man who sweeps the floor can only be ranked at the bottom. In the eyes of the monks of Famen Temple, he is the smallest, but when the old man goes out, he is the biggest!"
"Po Chen, what are you talking about with him? I'll kick you to death!" Monk Kuan Xin, who was standing by, shouted loudly. He swayed and came to the old monk. He raised his big foot and kicked the old monk.
on the body.
The old monk screamed, flew ten feet away, and lay on the ground trembling.
"Why don't you get out!" Monk Kuanxin raised his foot again, intending to kick Tianjiu.
"Okay, okay! Stop kicking me! I'm leaving!" Tianjiu cried and rolled to the old monk's side.
"Hey, hey, old man, your old body has been kicked all day long, aren't you afraid of being kicked into pieces?" Tianjiu asked carelessly while lying next to the old monk.
"Oh, there is no way. The old man has no ability and no status. He is still a sweeping monk after a hundred years! Brother, you have also seen Famen Temple. It is really not a good place to stay. You should go somewhere else.
Let’s mix it up!”
"Old man, you are so heartless. You deceived me about my spar and made me a pauper. Now you have changed your mind and said you won't take me with you. Okay, you don't take me with you, right? I consume you every day.
You won’t be able to sweep the floor, hehe! I think it would be weird if Master Kuanxin didn’t beat you into a pig head every day!”
"Ah, boy, you're not so vicious, are you? The old man just said he would take you to the entrance of Famen Temple, he didn't say he would take you to hang out with him!"