"Uh, wait, wait! Beauty, have you brought wine and meat?" Tianjiu asked with a smile.
Princess Peony closed her eyes and endured for a long time. Finally, she gritted her teeth, touched her jade hand, and threw out seven or eight small jasper pots, which turned out to be Drunk Immortal Wine.
"Drink! Drink! Oh, why can't I drink you to death?!"
"Tch! How can you drink wine to death? It's not fake wine. Hey, where's the meat?"
"There is no meat! This monk temple is really funny. A monk who is a drunkard and a meathead is actually living happily in it, and there is no old monk to take care of it?!"
"Forget it if there's no meat. Don't use your words to ridicule me. Then break it into the best crystal stone. It's not much. I'll give it to you for ten thousand or eight thousand." Tianjiu rolled his eyes, opened the jade pot, and took a sip of wine.
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"Ten thousand sons and eight thousand, the best crystal stones? This is a monk's temple, how can you use so many crystal stones to reincarnate?!" Princess Peony was very angry.
"Beauty, please don't be so vicious, okay! What's wrong with the monk? The monk doesn't want to practice or take care of anything? Besides, I'm going to condense the Nascent Soul. If I don't get some top-quality crystals on my body, what if the spiritual energy is not enough? Come and help me.
ah?"
Princess Peony was stunned and glanced at Tianjiu: "You want to have a baby?"
"That's right! The golden elixir bug is too difficult to deal with, especially in this Holy Buddha City. The golden elixir is like a crucian carp crossing the river. Only Nascent Soul has basic human rights. Do you understand human rights?"
"I understand! I have no human rights in front of you now! You despicable, shameless, insidious and sinister dead monk!"
Princess Peony said angrily, took out another treasure bag and threw it at Tianjiu's feet: "Twenty thousand, that's not much!"
"Hehehe! That's enough, that's enough! Thank you, beauty! I lent this crystal to you, and I will pay it back to you if you have it! I am a famous 'Jingye', and I am not short of money!"
With nine eyes gleaming, he stretched out his hand to pick up the treasure bag.
Then, looking at Princess Peony who was motionless and clenching her teeth, she ducked over and sniffed a few times: "Hey, beauty, why don't you leave? Do you want to give me a few more breaths of peony flowers?"
"Shameless!" Princess Peony showed a look of disgust, narrowed her eyes and snorted coldly: "You are a little sweeping monk, and you have a baby. Is there anyone to protect you?"
"Dharma protector? No!" Tianjiu's eyes rolled. "If you are afraid that I will die, or that I will be tricked to death, how about you come and watch over me?"
Princess Peony did not answer, but asked: "When will you prepare?"
"I don't know! Maybe it's just for these few days. Anyway, if you come here every day, you'll know then."
Princess Peony sighed slightly and flew away without saying a word.
"Hey, hey, hey! Can you please give me an accurate message? Also, remember to bring some good meat when you come next time!"
Tianjiu waved and shouted at the rapidly disappearing stream of light.
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After Princess Peony left, Tianjiu had fun alone for a long time, and then carefully wandered around the Big Buddha and the entire summit square for several times.
"Well, not bad, not bad! The environment is beautiful, the view is broad, the spiritual energy is dense, and not many monks dare to disturb it. It is a good place to have a baby. I wonder if the old monks will come to collect protection fees!"
Tianjiu hummed a tune happily, and when he felt that there was nothing wrong with it, he threw the broom and opened and closed his hands.
A strong wind swept by, and showers came one after another. In less than half a stick of incense, the entire square and the Buddha were as clean and sparkling as new.
"It's done! Alas, if you don't use the magic and greet you with a broken broom, you are doing something wrong! Amitabha! Grandpa Dongzu, don't blame me for not being sincere. I also want the way of heaven and follow your glorious footsteps. There is not enough.
Time, that’s all nonsense, hehehe!”
Tianjiu said, sitting cross-legged next to the big Buddha, following the posture of the big Buddha, closing his eyes and meditating.
His spiritual consciousness entered the sea of consciousness, and the time cauldron was extremely bright. At the bottom of the cauldron, totems appeared openly or covertly on the cauldron wall. A beam of spiritual consciousness hit the unicorn totem, and the glow swayed slightly. After a breath,
A three-foot-sized red unicorn appeared.
"Red Qilin, do you know where that colorful peony flower is? Why haven't you seen it come out after so long?"
The red unicorn roared and shook its head violently.
"I don't know? Then it should still be inside, right?"
Chi Qilin nodded repeatedly, and then pointed at the bottom of the Time Cauldron.
"Uh? What do you want to say?" Following the red unicorn's finger, near the edge of the colorful vortex, an extremely thin flower shape appeared there. If you didn't look carefully, you couldn't tell it at all.
"Peony? Why did peony appear?"
Tianjiu was shocked. Although the flower model had no color yet, judging from its vague outline, it was quite certain that it was a small peony.
"Holy crap! What the hell is this? The colorful whirlpool appeared after I practiced cultivation with my wife. Why does this peony appear here? I haven't even touched her little hands! Could it be that I smell her?
Is the fragrance considered a sin?"
Tianjiu bared his teeth and screamed, but he had no clue at all.
"No matter what! Just show up if you love her. Anyway, I didn't do anything to her! Colorful Peony, you will stay in there for the rest of your life and never come out. Anyway, I also know that if I hand you back to her, you will definitely die; if you don't give it to her, you will definitely die."
, you can also threaten her, as long as I marry Nascent Soul, I might be able to resist."
With Tianjiu thinking like this, he didn't bother to pay attention to this matter, and directly exited the sea of consciousness. The red unicorn also screamed, shrunk and flew to the tripod.
In the dantian, eight dazzling elixir beads, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and the one in the middle are dark, are all full. The space in the dantian is also overcrowded, and the speed of the colorful golden elixirs that originally revolved around the black elixir beads is also too high.
It has slowed down sharply and seems to be showing signs of stopping.
Tianjiu understands that once the golden elixir stops, it will be a great opportunity to break the elixir and become a baby.
He checked his storage ring again. There were thirty-six Baby Shaping Pills in it, with five attributes including metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.
The old ghost Dan collected them. Among them, the Silver Moon Fairy from Danshan Cloud Pavilion was the most important. After counting, there were as many as eighteen plastic baby pills of each attribute in it. The jasper ring, although
It was given to Gui Xiaoxiao, but most of the pills were moved into the dark gold ring now.
"Huh? What is this bottle?"
Tianjiu suddenly saw a small blood-red jade bottle sliding out of the pile of pill pills. There was no mark on the jade bottle. Judging from its location, it should be the jasper ring seized from Fairy Silver Moon.
Tianjiu carefully pulled off the bottle cap, and a refreshing fragrance rushed to his face. Tianjiu inhaled slightly, his mind was filled with excitement, and the blood flow rate in his body seemed to have suddenly accelerated a lot.
"Mom, what kind of ghost medicine? It can't be a stimulant, right?" Tianjiu shouted with sour teeth, thought for a moment, closed the lid, and threw it into the pile of pills again.
Thinking like this, his mood gradually calmed down. He first practiced the Tongtian Jue and the Heaven Transformation Jue, and then the acupuncture points opened wide, and eight vortexes flew up, frantically absorbing the surrounding aura of heaven and earth that seemed to be substantial.
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In the early morning, a red sun rises slowly, and the mountains are covered with golden and orange light. The dark gold cassock on the Dongzu Buddha, against the background of the morning sun, is even more golden, as if it is covered with a golden cloud. From a distance.
Looking at it, you can even vaguely make out several golden Buddhas dancing on their cassocks.
Tianjiu slowly opened his eyes. After a night of absorption and practice, his whole body felt extremely relaxed. Looking at the golden clouds filling the sky, his heart became even more excited.
"Acridine, Du Lu Xu, Mani~~~!"
A Sanskrit sound came out, and "Vajra Micro Words" automatically started running. Suddenly, the Buddha's light dazzled, and in response to the thousands of rays of light, a golden Buddha leaped out from Tianjiu's cassock with ten thousand numbers, and instantly disappeared into Dongzu beside him.
Within the giant Buddha, without even taking a breath, an imperceptible purple light pierced the sky and shot directly into the vast sky on the finger pointing to the sky.
"Purple light?!"
Tianjiu vaguely grasped some heavenly secret in his mind, and his celestial vision suddenly opened. Looking at the arm of the Buddha, he saw a layer of purple light slowly disappearing between heaven and earth like haze.
"No! Why does the Dongzu Buddha emit purple light? What did I do just now?"
Tianjiu closed his eyes tightly and carefully recalled every tiny movement he made.
He started the "Vajra Micro Words" again, and the mantras were trembling rapidly. However, not even a trace of golden light came out from the ten thousand-numbered cassocks, let alone the Buddha.