"Stop chanting, little monk! Do you think I am still a monk of Famen Temple like this?" Tianjiu smiled evilly and winked at Nie Hai.
"Amitabha! Senior brother, the Buddha is in his heart, he has the golden body of Buddha, and he can control the three secret arts of my Dharma. Naturally, he is a high... master of Famen Temple!" Young monk Niehai said while trembling and blushing.
"Yes, yes, yes! Nie Hai is right! The old monk can transform into a Buddha even by eating meat and drinking alcohol. You just have one more thing to do to pick up women. Buddha, you are also a Buddha! Gagaaaaa!" Upon hearing Niehai's words, the old monk Pochen said,
Laugh out loud.
Tianjiu curled his lips and glanced at Master Kutian who was silent: "Master Kutian, don't you hate me the most? You are the boss of Famen Temple, why haven't you expelled me from the temple?"
"Amitabha! Junior Brother Wuchen, you are wrong! I am not the boss of Famen Temple, but Uncle Pochen is. I really want to expel you, but because Junior Brother is still the elder of the Privy Council, I have no say in whether to expel you or not. I have to ask the entire Privy Council to do so.
Only half of the elders must vote to approve it."
"Ah? We can't get rid of this monk's hat!" Tianjiu looked depressed, and the dirty hand on the beauty also retracted angrily.
"Hehehehe! Master Wuchen Peak, Elder Wuchen, since you admit that you are still a member of Famen Temple, it's easy to say that now Famen Temple is facing huge difficulties, and you must relieve the temple's worries." Old monk Pochen had chrysanthemums on his face.
, looked at Tianjiu and smiled mischievously.
"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" Tianjiu rolled his eyes.
"Two ways, first: fulfill your earlier promise, go to Princess Peony and ask her to let Famen Temple go. It's best to give each of us old guys a Supreme VIP card."
Old monk Chen said on the ground.
"Come on, this road won't work. Don't say that you can't blow the pillow wind now, even if you can, my legs were broken by my wife before I even went out."
The old monk Pochen gritted his teeth and said: "Damn boy, you can deceive others, but you can't deceive the old monk. You have already transformed into a god. Except for this lady, there are a lot of transformed gods in your family. She dares to break your legs. Others
Madam, why don’t you tear her apart?”
Tianjiu's eyes flashed fiercely, and he also smiled and said: "The third lady will not break my legs, but if she moves away in anger, you, old monk, will be responsible?"
"Moving? Are you willing to move, Mrs. Three?" Old monk Pochen was stunned.
"Tch! Who do you think I am? Don't talk about the third lady. None of the other wives are beautiful and in their prime. I didn't bring them a man and a half. If they really want to move away, I can only stare. Okay.
, let’s talk about the second way.”
"Hehehe! Boy, you're not good at that stuff..." Old monk Pochen smiled obscenely.
"Hmph! Old monk, do you know what it means to be alright?! Wait until you break the sexual precept and then show off!"
"Ahem! The second one is very simple. Take out the spar, it's almost two billion!" Old monk Pochen clapped his fingers and blinked his little eyes.
"Two billion?" Tianjiu frowned slightly, but for the first time he didn't jump into anger.
"The amount is a bit large, but who calls you Lord Jing? If you really can't afford it, sell yourself. As long as you serve your old lover comfortably, she will feel happy and naturally open her little mouth, maybe she will
I will give you three or five Supreme VIP Cards. The old monk has no extravagant demands. If you have five Supreme VIP Cards, you will complete the task."
Tianjiu closed his eyes, was silent for half the time of burning incense, and suddenly smiled: "Old monk, two billion, I will come out!"
"Huh? I'm talking about top-quality crystals, not low-level crystals!" Old monk Pochen's eyes widened, and several others also showed surprise.
There was only Xiao Meiren on the side, her jade face under the gauze scarf was a blur. One of her jade hands quietly reached under Tianjiu's buttocks and pinched it hard.
Tianjiu grinned and let the jade hand hold it: "Yes, what I said is the best, two billion. If it is not enough, you can add more, but I have two conditions."
"Are there any conditions? Tell me!" Old monk Pochen was not worried but happy.
"First, this sixth-level rooftop has a nice view, and not many people come to disturb it. It is more suitable for me and my wife to live in seclusion here. The sixth-level rooftop has been requisitioned by me."
"How long...how long are you going to stay?" Old monk Pochen curled his lips.
"It won't be long before Madam's belly starts to bulge, and then we'll go back home."
"Hehehehe! Damn you boy, the old monk has known for a long time that all the ladies in your house only know how to bark and don't lay eggs. What you are doing is tantamount to occupying the sixth-level rooftop. I'm sorry, it won't work." Old monk Pochen's teeth were sore.
He said with a smile.
"Ahem! Old monk, you are evil! Why don't you take your wife and stay in your broken pot again? To be honest, the scenery there is not bad, and it has a unique flavor..."
"Thirty days, when the time is up, you move out." Old monk Pochen was too lazy to pay attention to someone in the bag.
"Two months, not even a day will be enough. Don't worry, I won't stay here even if you stay until the Immortal Gate opens."
"Deal!" Old Monk Pochen didn't hesitate at all and slammed the ground.
"Second, get me a supreme VIP card, a set of death-free cards, and a set of release cards. I want them tomorrow morning!" Tianjiu said solemnly.
"Well?!"
The old monk Pochen was stunned for a moment, then laughed playfully: "Hehe, haven't you already passed the Immortal Sect selection? Although the third lady is a great monk, she is not a monk from Dehua Prefecture or Dingzhou, so she is not qualified to take the exam."
"Old monk, I have so many lovers, big and small. Can't the Holy Buddha City hide such a big monk-level lover? Don't be wordy, just do it if you are told. If I don't see these three types of cards tomorrow morning,
Don’t ask me to take the remaining 1.6 billion!”
Tianjiu said harshly and threw a storage ring filled with 400 million of the best to the old monk.
"Okay! It's all up to you! Niehai, please quickly take these 400 million pieces to the Selection Hall of Eight Zen Peaks to buy the three kinds of jade tablets Wuchen needs. Remember, the Supreme Guest Jade Tablet auctioned today, regardless of
Take it all from me no matter what." Old monk Pochen said decisively.
"Uncle Master, what if Kyushu Kao deliberately fights for it? You know, they are not short of crystal stones!" The young monk Niehai took the storage ring and showed a worried look.
"If Boss Hua dares to raise a flag, you can say harsh words and say that Old Man Po is targeting him!" Old Monk Po Chen grunted through gritted teeth.
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A little while later, the six eminent monks flew away as if they were fleeing, and the ghostly sound of someone scratching their heads could be heard in the hall.
Xiao Meiren finally took off the gauze scarf on her face, broke away from someone's arms, found a bedroom with unique scenery, and arranged it meticulously. At dusk, an elegant boudoir that was warm and a little charming appeared.
come out.
This night is destined to be the time when the spring breeze blows and the dragons soar and the phoenixes roar...
When the pale red sunrise quietly hangs on the eastern horizon, the melodious bells ring out, quietly waking up the entire Famen Temple area.
A dozen light coughs came into the beauty's boudoir; after a while, the sound of 'Amitabha' came again; after a stick of incense, the sound of sutras came...
"Sir, the little monk is here!" the beauty hummed with her eyes closed, her delicate body still nestled tightly in that majestic harbor.
"I'm here as soon as I come. I wonder if I was overworked last night? Let him wait!" Someone also hummed softly with his eyes closed.
"But the little monk's chanting made Xiao Xiao unable to sleep!"
"Oh, why do you think it's okay?"
"You have been a monk, so of course you are used to it. If you don't send the young monk away, Xiao Xiao will be rude!" The beauty hummed, and quietly stretched out a jade hand.
"Ahem! I'm afraid of you. I'll just go out!" Someone bared his teeth and disappeared on the jade couch in an instant.
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"Hi! Good morning, little monk!" Tianjiu appeared on the steps of the palace wearing a robe carelessly.
"Amitabha! Senior Brother Wuchen, are you still adaptable here?"
"It's so adaptable! It's like a sixth-floor rooftop. The scenery is pleasant. I feel so romantic and happy that I completely forget about myself..."
"Ahem, cough, cough! Senior brother, this is the jade medal you want, a supreme VIP card, eighteen kinds of death-free cards, and one hundred and eight kinds of release cards, a total of one hundred and twenty-seven. In the storage ring, there are also
There are five large pieces of black jade stone that you asked me to buy yesterday, totaling 5,100 kilograms. Please order them!" Little monk Niehai quickly interrupted Tianjiu's words and handed over a golden storage ring.
"Well, not bad, not bad! The work efficiency is quite high! Tell me, how much did you spend on these cards?"
"Senior brother, the total number of cards is more than 100 million."
"Oh? So few? Did the Selection Hall give you a discount?" Tianjiu frowned slightly.
"No no! Senior brother, the main reason is that the sale of the Supreme Jade Medal went relatively smoothly. The Kao King of Kyushu and other monks heard that it was needed by Master Pochen, so they only paid a symbolic price. Niehai spent 100 million for the top price.
Up."
"The girls in the Selection Hall didn't get mad?"
"No! A bandit commander came out and vigorously promoted it, saying that Master Pochen understood the basics, was regarded as a powerful god, and did not hesitate to use heavy crystals to buy cards to pass the test. He is indeed a model for Kyushu."
"Holy crap! This damn girl, I haven't seen you for a year, she's got some sense! Oh, by the way, what's the price of these black jade?" Tianjiu grinned, took the storage ring, and then asked again.
"Haha, senior brother, those black jade stones are not worth crystal stones at all. They only cost one hundred high-level crystal stones." (To be continued.)