The vast blue fields are dotted with some low thatched huts. From time to time, smoke rises from the huts, and the faint sound of chickens and dogs crowing can be heard.
In the center of this rural area, three courtyards several feet high are extremely eye-catching. They have white walls and black tiles, surrounded by fences, and dozens of gorgeous flowers and plants are entangled on the fences. Behind the courtyard, three crooked-neck peach trees are competing.
It is open, and the fragrance of peach blossoms fills the countryside. On a peach tree in the middle, a pure white BMW is tied. The horse's eyes are narrowed, and it seems to be taking a nap.
A stream of colorful light streaked across the blue sky, without making any sound, before disappearing into the countryside.
On the pastoral path, a woman in a red dress is walking swayingly with her hands behind her back. She has a round face, thin eyebrows, red lips, phoenix eyes, slightly dark skin, and a head of black hair slanting on her chest. At first glance,
It is quite beautiful. Unfortunately, there are no mountain peaks on the chest, only two small hills slightly protruding.
"Old Ghost Zhu, Old Ghost He, what are you doing in the corn field?" The woman in the red dress stopped and suddenly shouted towards the three acres of corn field ten miles away. The roar was sharp and loud, like a big knife cutting through the air for dozens of miles.
The ground is clearly audible.
"Ahem! Fairy Bizhu, you're here!" In the corn field, a red-haired man with a high red nose and a wrinkled head stretched out from the corn field. He smiled and nodded to the woman in the red dress.
"Call me Manager Bi! Answer my question. If you don't work hard, why are you hiding together? Do you want to plot a rebellion? He Laogui, what about you, stand up!" The woman in the red dress yelled again and pointed her finger.
Field of corn.
From the rice field, a middle-aged man in brown clothes once again emerged. He was also full of wrinkles, and his slightly gray face showed a bit of vicissitudes of life. His face was calm, and he solemnly clasped his fists and replied: "Manager Bi, a unconscious man was found here.
, crushed the old man's small seedling. Zhu Si and I treated him for a long time, but still couldn't revive him."
"Did the man faint? Did you have enough food to survive? What are you doing to save him? Dig a hole and bury him!" the woman in the red dress snorted angrily.
"It's not Mr. Bi. This young man smashed hundreds of my sprouts. If you don't wake up and compensate me, I will lose this season's corn harvest." The old ghost He said loudly.
"Hehe! Three liters of corn seedlings and one immortal stone. One hundred sprouts can only produce thirty liters at most. It's just ten immortal stones. Just a few immortal stones will do it! Bury it, bury it! After reviving him, I still have to take care of his food and drink.
." The woman in the red dress waved her hand and turned to leave.
"We can't bury it, Manager Bi. The old man's family is completely destitute. Not to mention low-level immortal stones, there are no spiritual stones."
"Humph! If you don't have a fairy stone, you can just keep your energy up and squeeze it out for me a few times. Bury it~!" the woman in the red dress said harshly, licked her red lips, and walked with her hands behind her hands again.
In the corn field, the red-haired man Zhu Si laughed evilly and whispered: "Haha, old man He, just bury it! It's not too bad to have a good time with the old lady."
"Old man Zhu, why don't you have a good time with her? Over the years, except for the first time, when she let the old man have a taste, when did she get close to her in the future? She was not imprisoned on the jade couch by her.
, after being manipulated from a distance, the pubic area was drained. The old man was only in pain, without a trace of happiness!" Old Man He lamented in the message.
"Heh heh heh! That's right! The same goes for the old man. For seven or eight years, he said he was practicing joint cultivation, but he has always dried up his pubic area. He can't even remember what her buns look like." Zhu Siqi smiled with sour teeth.
"Well, you said it would be great to save this young man. He has such a good body. He seems to have the body of a Buddha. He must have suffered a lot... It's a pity that now he can only be buried in the corn field to make fertilizer. Once it is harvested, if
I will be satisfied if I receive three to five more buckets." Old Man He shook his head and sighed.
"Hey, let's dig a hole! It's bad luck for you old man!" Zhu Si raised his hand and dug the first shovel hard.
"Why is this old man carrying such a heavy burden? I just took over this corn field this year, and I encountered this disaster. Not only can I not earn a single stone, but I also have to be squeezed by that bitch..."
"Who are you scolding for scratching your mother-in-law?!" A cold snort sounded from behind Old He, which was like a thunderbolt that struck the two old men on the ground.
"Ah~! Manager Bi... Manager Bi!" Old He's body was like sieving chaff, and the black hand holding the hoe was shaking violently.
The corners of Zhu Si's mouth twitched slightly, and he hurriedly bowed and clasped his fists: "Master Manager, the old man still has work to do in the field. The old man takes his leave! Please take your time and chat!"
"Go away! Your old ghost Zhu's rent will go up by 10% this year! If you can't pay it, you'll have to squeeze out one fairy stone every time until it's dry!"
"No, I just came to watch the fun..."
"If you don't get out, I will squeeze you tonight!"
Before the woman in the red dress finished speaking, the red-haired man had disappeared.
Old Man He bowed to the ground with a thud, trembling and said: "Master Manager, this old man talks nonsense, please punish me, Master Manager!"
"Well, you are very sensible. You must be punished, but looking at your skinny old body, you don't have much oil and water now, so keep it! What did you just say, this corpse is a golden body of Buddha?" The woman in red dress
Lifting the gun lightly, he pushed Old He away and carefully scanned the pitch-black 'broken corpse' on the ground.
"Yes, yes! Sir, look at the flesh on this kid's wound. It's dark gold and has a bit of Buddhist incense. It's similar to several eminent monks from Yuanxian Temple." Old Man He said flatteringly.
Patting the swollen flesh opening on the charred corpse. The dark golden flesh with little silvery red blood stains was still trembling slightly.
"Did you die?"
"Not yet! The old man has checked and he still has energy. The damage to the Dantian is not serious. It is probably because there is something wrong with the sea of consciousness and he didn't wake up for a while."
"If you can't save it, don't bury it. Look at the color of the meat. Wash and chop it. Feed it to Mingyue's pigs. It might be of some use." The woman in the red dress rolled her eyes and nodded.
"No, no, no! You can't feed the pigs! The old man thinks it should be buried as fertilizer..." Old He was very anxious.
"It's up to you! Then come to my room at night! Squeeze it to your heart's content, and maybe you'll be able to build an immortal body..."
"Sir, please spare my life! I listen to you. If you say I'll save him, I'll save him. If you say I'll chop him, I'll chop him!" Old He begged, kowtowing repeatedly.
"Humph! Isn't that what happened? What did you do if you were so afraid of me?! Tell me, how can I be saved?"
Old Man He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, swallowed, and said weakly: "It's not difficult to completely revive him, but the old man needs something..."
"Don't worry about it. As long as it doesn't cost you anything, I'll give it a try for you."
"It doesn't cost money, it definitely doesn't cost money! Sir, you have it in your backyard." Old He said anxiously.
"Backyard?" The woman in the red dress narrowed her eyes.
"Yes, there are some fairy peach trees behind your yard. It is the season when peach blossoms are in full bloom. The peach blossom juice can refresh the mind and moisturize the brain, and can also nourish the Dantian..."
"Fart! These fairy peach trees are my treasure. I still hope that they will bear seven or eight fairy peaches to honor Lord Hailan! If you dare to take advantage of them, I will kill you!" The woman in the red dress was furious.
Angry, he raised his palm to strike.
"No, no, no! Sir, you are mistaken. I am not talking about the peach blossoms on the trees, but the peach blossoms that have fallen to the ground. They will rot anyway. Just pound them into juice and pour them in."
"Oh, that's okay! Since it doesn't cost anything, pick him up and go to the backyard with me. If you can't save him, you don't have to wait until night. It's not bad for me to have you for lunch!" The woman in the red dress smiled evilly and glanced around.
Looking at the old man He, there was a lustful look in his eyes.
Old Man He took a breath of excitement, hurriedly got up, swung the 'scorched corpse' on the ground onto his back, followed the woman in the red dress like a pig resisting death, and walked tremblingly towards the courtyard with white walls and black tiles.
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In the rice field ten miles away, Zhu Si, a red-haired man, bent down to pick up weeds in the field. Not far away, a thin woman in a green skirt stood in front of a melon stand, raising her neck and looking at the back of the woman in a red skirt.
He pursed his lips and whispered softly: "Fourth Brother, Mr. Bi is in spring again today. It seems that Old He will not be able to survive this year!"
"Oh, that's not true! Fortunately, I ran away quickly, otherwise I would have been caught by the bitch, and I would have thrown away this old bone. Fifth, you have to lend me ten fairy stones at the end of the year." Zhu Si bent down and answered.
"You want to borrow again? How much money did you borrow from me in total? It's not three hundred, but it's two hundred. What do you want to give me back?"
"There's nothing I can do, Wujiao! The old lady has increased my rent by another 10%. If you don't lend me the fairy stone, I'll definitely collapse at the end of the year. I was squeezed by this old lady half a year ago, and now I still have a dull pain in my pubic area. Look at it.
I, in my early forties, am like a bad old man in my nineties, I can’t live my life like this."
"Cackle! Cluck! Fourth brother, just accept your fate. The male cultivators who come here and live over fifty are all immortals. There is a saying that if you give birth to a son, please do not enter Bi Manor, and the daughter will be in Wanzhou Mansion. We
The female cultivators in Wanzhou Immortal Mansion are all blessed, with high status and good treatment. As long as they are not among the male cultivators in the state, they can catch them and use them after washing them. Speaking of which, I can also lend you immortal stones.
If there is interest, all the principal and profits will be returned. In addition to practicing, Wu Jiao should also spend some money to nourish herself!" Wu Jiao smiled a few times, her eyes filled with light.
Zhu Si shook his head slightly, sighed several times, with a look of depression on his face. His hands shook slightly, and a stream of milky white spirit dust shot out. Within a hundred feet, grass with green thorns like dagger teeth flew out.
Chirping and wailing, the green thorns frantically cut through the white spirit dust binding the body, cutting the hundred-foot space into pieces. (To be continued.)