"Isn't it possible that someone here was promoted to the Immortal Class last night?" He Liu suddenly said...
"Promoted to the Immortal Class? You mean that old lady? By the way, only that old lady is a small fairy. If she develops an immortal body, she will definitely inspire nectar from heaven. Didn't you save a young man the day before yesterday?
Well, it's still a Buddha's golden body. She must have tickled the old lady and squeezed this poor guy dry, and then..." Zhu Si nodded repeatedly.
"No, why don't you see the catastrophe?"
"Heavenly calamity? Yes, there were only a few small thunders scattered here and there last night, and then they all died down. Besides, I haven't seen that young man come out in the past two days. He must have been squeezed dry by the old lady and buried." Zhu Si said thoughtfully.
At this moment, a blue figure walked slowly along the field path. After a while, a male cultivator with a red gauze scarf on his face appeared.
"Brother He, hello!" The male cultivator saluted with clasped fists ten feet away.
"Hey, this little brother is...?" He Liu was slightly stunned.
"My dear Tianjiu, it was you who saved my life. Tianjiu would like to thank you for your life-saving grace."
"Tianjiu?! Are you that young man the day before yesterday?" He Liu stepped forward, grabbed Tianjiu's arm, and asked excitedly.
"Hey, it's me!"
"Take off this thing on your face and let the old man see it!" He Liu was still full of doubts.
"Ahem! Can you not pick it off? You have no face to see others!"
Zhu Si also walked over with a smile and said with a bad smile: "Boy, I have died several times, what else can I not see? Pick it, pick it!"
Tianjiu hesitated for a few moments, then slowly tore off the red gauze scarf.
He Liu and Zhu Si glanced at each other, then pulled Tianjiu around a few times. Zhu Si nodded: "Well, they are about the same size and have a Buddha body and a golden body. It should be you. What do you think, He Liu?"
"This... the old man has taken a look at his appearance, but look at it now, his face has been beaten too much, and you can't see clearly what his appearance is. Besides, his cultivation level is wrong. He was clearly in the middle stage of transformation last time.
It's the middle stage of integration now, no, no! Not to mention his Dantian is so full, it doesn't look like there are traces of being squeezed." He Liu shook his head instead.
"Brother Zhu, Brother He, this boy is really Tianjiu, the young man who was dying last time. To be honest, I was just released by Manager Bi, and I asked her for this red gauze scarf." Tianjiu said with bared teeth.
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"Then how do you explain your face and Dantian?" He Liu rolled his eyes.
"Ahem! The boy has been waiting for Manager Hou Bi to change clothes for a whole hour, and he has been struck by her hundreds of times. Do you think he can avoid turning into a pig's head?! As for the Dantian, hehe, Manager Bi capsized in the gutter and failed to squeeze the boy.
, but he sprayed the immortal energy on me for an hour, oh, it feels so good!"
"Did she transfer the immortal energy to you? Just one hour? Darling! You've become rich, boy! Incredible, really incredible! You have set a precedent in the history of our Bi Manor! Among us male cultivators, who among us has not been captured by her?
, and squeezed more than a dozen people to death. You have the guts!" Zhu Si pulled Tianjiu, his face was so excited that he almost danced.
"Oh, the fact that the boy was tortured like this by her is a first in history. As she said, Brother He only received thirty slaps, while I received hundreds of slaps. Cough cough cough! The boy's heart is crying and he is so embarrassed.
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"Hahaha! Boy, you have to be stupid. You took away the immortal energy for an hour and only slapped you a hundred times. You have already hit your luck. If we old ghosts, we can't directly
She dug a hole and buried her. Let’s go have a drink, it’s been so long!” Zhu Si said loudly.
"Let's go, little brother, let's drink and chat. It's not safe here. If the old lady hears it, my old bones will hurt again!" He Liu also nodded quickly, couldn't help but pull up Tianjiu and ran directly to his side.
Broken hut.
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Smoke was rising from the kitchen, and soon, several side dishes and three pots of wine were placed on the stone table. Among the side dishes, there were also a few dark lumps of meat. The two old men and the young man sat at the stone table, each drinking a glass of wine.
After taking a sip of strong wine, the conversation started.
"Little brother, it is a bad fate that we can get together. We are all scratching the meat in the mother-in-law's mouth. When she squeezes it dry, we will bury it under the peach tree and make fertilizer. Today, little brother
The old man was happy from the bottom of his heart to be able to tickle the old woman! Come on, drink!" He Liu said loudly, raised the wine bottle, and took a sip at Tianjiu.
"Haha, Brother He, I would like to thank you for saving my life. I will also give you a sip and drink!" Tianjiu said holding the pot.
"It's just a little effort, it's just a little effort. But you really have to thank me. If the old man hadn't ruthlessly picked the three fairy peach blossoms on my mother-in-law's peach tree, you really wouldn't be alive. The old man thought that the dead peach blossoms on the ground could save you, but
The old lady couldn't wait any longer, so she kept urging the old man to dig a hole, it was so frustrating!"
Zhu Si also took a sip of wine by himself, shook his head and sighed: "Well, youdao, life is short and things are vicissitudes of life. Even if you can escape for a while, you cannot escape for the rest of your life. Sooner or later, you will be buried under the peach tree."
"Brother Zhu, Brother He, there's something I don't understand. In fact, your cultivation level is not bad. I heard that you were almost at the Mahayana level when you came here. Why are you willing to be captured by her? Can't you escape?" Tianjiu took a sip.
He raised the pot and asked.
"Escape? Haha, it's so whimsical. Ask Lao Zhu, who has ever escaped? In the end, they were caught by Granny Tickle and her three thousand maids. There is a fourth-level hidden fairy formation outside Bi Manor. When you reach the edge of the fairy formation,
, there is no way to escape. Mahayana monks can't break through the fourth-order immortal formation at all, let alone the fourth-order, it is estimated that it will be difficult to break through the second-order." He Liu smiled bitterly.
"Level 4 Immortal Formation?" Tianjiu swallowed.
"Actually, the Immortal Formation is secondary. The main reason is that this mother-in-law is too cruel. As of now, the eight brothers and sisters of Bizhuang, all the girls are here, and the only men are He Liu and me. Fortunately, now that the little brother is here, he can share some of our burdens.
The pain can also help us breathe a sigh of relief and live an extra year and a half." Zhu Si sighed.
"Eight brothers and sisters? Where are the girls? Didn't you see any of them?" Tian Jiu asked with a smile.
"The so-called eight brothers and sisters of Bizhuang, the small courtyard where the old woman was scratching is called Bizhuang. The thirty-mile area centered on Bizhuang is farmed by eight monks, three women, five men, namely: Niu Da, Yu'er, Ai San,
Zhu Si, Wujiao, He Liu, Qiqin, and Chaoba. Among them, Yuer, Wujiao, and Qiqin are maids. They live a carefree life, and their cultivation is in the early and middle stages of Mahayana. Yuer and Qiqin are all maids.
Our best friends are responsible for monitoring us. Little brothers, it’s best not to deal with them. Only Wujiao is kind-hearted. Niu Da was the first to come and died the most miserably; Ai San was a short-lived ghost and became fertilizer in the year he came; Chao Ba was
He is a fine person, but his life is not good, and he still cannot escape the clutches of the mother-in-law." He Liu introduced him with all the details.
Tianjiu frowned slightly: "Two eldest brothers, why didn't you recruit someone else after the male cultivator died?"
"My little brother, who said there is no way? The wife is out looking for you every day. Didn't you see that there are more than ten dead squeezers buried under the fairy peach tree? They died too quickly, so they have no names. Now, this Bi Manor
In Jiuwan Manor, it is notorious and known as the Hell of Male Cultivators. There are only a few adult male cultivators. Those who are underage are mostly the descendants of maids. If they can afford a large sum of fairy stones before they reach adulthood, they can redeem themselves.
It will be miserable if you can't get out, and you still can't escape being squeezed. Let's put it this way, the only male cultivator who has lived for more than ten years is Old Ghost Zhu. Which male cultivator do you think would dare to come here?" He Liu shook his head.
"So cruel?! But I don't think that Manager Bi used such vicious methods to deal with us? She didn't give us any spiritual marks, she didn't collect our souls, and she didn't sign any soul contract. Her Jade Table Kung Fu was also useless.
It's just mediocre, at most it's just a slap in the face..." Tianjiu asked curiously.
Upon hearing Tianjiu's words, Zhu Si shook his head: "Not cruel? You are wrong. Nine years ago, Niu Da, who was at the peak of his cultivation in the late Mahayana period, fled to the edge of the formation, and also cracked one part, so
He was just one step away from escaping and ascending to heaven. But someone informed him, and Madam Tiao arrived in time, imprisoned Niu Da, kidnapped him, and exploited him for three days and three nights."
"Three days and three nights, isn't this woman so sharp?"
"No, she is not alone. She summoned eight Mahayana-level maids under her, including Yu'er and Qiqin; plus her nine government officials and female officials. Do you think three days and three nights are enough for them to exploit? Moreover?
It's not an ordinary squeezing method. It was extracted raw outside the house in Bizhuang courtyard. Niu Da wailed for three days and three nights, and with half a breath left, he finally dug a hole and buried it!" After Zhu Si finished speaking, his eyes were deep.
The punishment was clearly tinged with fear.
He Liuye murmured to himself: "Since then, no one has dared to escape, and they have all accepted the fate of being squeezed to death. Sooner or later, there will be a pit for us under the fairy peach tree."
"Two eldest brothers, forget it, forget it, let's not talk about this. Come, eat a piece of meat. This is the local specialty that the boy brought." Tianjiu saw that the two of them were obviously a little depressed, and quickly started to fight. Haha.
Two pieces of black meat, placed in a bowl for two. (To be continued.)