It was another night of spring wind and rain, with thunder and rolling clouds and mists. When everything calmed down, the sky in Bi Manor was once again as blue as white...
To everyone's surprise, their melons and fruits came back to the branches, the fairy valley was fragrant, and the garden was full of vegetables. Even the peach trees bloomed and bore fruit again, glowing with a new spring. Those fist-like peaches were covered with morning rain and dew,
A little bit of bright red, extremely endearing.
Several screams came from the courtyard, and a naked male cultivator with a face full of dirt and swollen like a pig rolled out. As soon as he landed on the ground, he waved his big hands, and a blue robe was draped down, and he was dressed in dark gold.
**Disappeared in an instant.
"Damn bitch, if you can't beat me, take it out on me. If you can, I'll squeeze him out on the jade couch!" The pig-headed man bared his teeth and roared at the house. The roar could be heard for more than ten miles, and was also shaken behind him.
Two ripe peaches on the peach tree.
A sharp shout also came from the east room: "Pig Head! If you continue to be arrogant, I will dig a hole now and bury you alive!"
"Tch! Who are you trying to scare? If I don't bother you digging, I will dig the hole myself. If you have any seeds, just come out and bury them!"
The pig-headed man fought back angrily, waving his big hand, holding a gray-black knife in his hand, and slashed at the peach tree. Before he could breathe for ten seconds, a large pit five feet deep appeared on one side.
When the white horse saw the black knife, there was fear in its eyes, and it was trembling all over, not daring to express its anger.
"Ahem! Pig head, you are so cruel! Listen to me, sooner or later I will squeeze you into a shrimp, make you beg on the ground, and lick my feet!"
"Tch! There's no point in talking big. You've mastered the Jade Table Kung Fu before bragging to me! I've already dug the hole myself. I've just left my words here. If one day I'm squeezed dry by you, throw me in.
, fill in the soil and finish!”
After the pig-headed man shouted, his mouth went dry for a while. He caught a glimpse of the trees full of peaches, his eyes flashed, and he waved his big hand again, and hundreds of peaches on the three trees disappeared in an instant.
"..."
In the east room, only the sound of heavy breathing and angry kicking could be heard.
The pig-headed man Shi Shiran picked up two peaches on the ground, wiped them on the white horse, ate them, climbed over the fence, and walked away along the path.
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In the corn field, He Liuzheng was waving his withered hands mechanically, carefully harvesting his fairy corns. There was no joy or sadness on his face, and no trace of excitement could be seen. Five miles away, Zhu Si was also bending down,
Silently collecting the immortal valley in the rice fields, his eyes were filled with death.
"Brother He, are you harvesting corn again?"
When He Liu heard the question, he turned to look at the visitor and nodded slightly: "Well, you're out!"
"Why don't you come out! The kid is temporarily disabled!"
"Looking at your face being swollen even more than yesterday, did you scratch your mother-in-law's pubic area again?"
"Hehehehe! That's about it. I'm not very good at scratching my mother-in-law's jade bed, so I just have to lick her feet! Alas, her little mound is really off-putting, otherwise I would think that life in this fairy world is quite pleasant.
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"Ahem! You are such a young and arrogant person! Although you have risen to a higher level overnight, I advise you to restrain yourself. She is a knife and you are a fish, and this bitch will always find flaws in you.
It's not for nothing that she killed so many men in the past ten years. It is said that she has hundreds of ways to deal with men." He Liu shook his head.
"Tch! Ignore her. I have noticed some clues in the past two days. With her frizzy skills, not to mention a hundred, a thousand are useless. Brother, eat a peach!"
Jiu said, holding a bright peach in his hand.
He Liu was stunned, took a bite of the fairy peach, nodded and said: "This fairy peach is not bad, there is a masculine flavor in the sweetness, it should be the result of absorbing a lot of men's flesh. I have been here for eight years, and only
I have smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms, but I have never eaten a bite of peach meat. Thanks to you, if I eat it today, even if I die, I can still close my eyes."
"Oh, brother, why are you saying such depressing things? With the kid here, this naughty bitch doesn't have time to deal with you. If you take good care of your body, maybe there is still a chance of success."
"Avenue?!"
A trace of sadness flashed deep in He Liu's eyes, and he shook his head slightly: "Brother, I forgot to tell you yesterday that there was an extremely powerful master besides Mrs. Chao. Chao Ba's death was caused by her master.
Chao Ba was so perverse that he didn't let Madam Tiu squeeze out a drop of spiritual power for half a month. As soon as her master came and nudged him a little, Chao Ba was completely limp. In order to vent her anger, Madam Tiu squeezed him continuously for half a year, and finally turned him into fertilizer.
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"Oh? She still has a master? Is her cultivation level very high?" Tianjiu frowned slightly.
"Well, her cultivation should be extremely high. It is said that she has reached the level of a saint. But what is terrifying about her is not just her cultivation, but the way she deals with men. The look in her eyes when she looks at men, I still remember, it is so heart-warming.
. Moreover, her hands and eyes are connected to the sky, and she has a wide range of contacts. Otherwise, even with my mother-in-law’s little cultivation, she wouldn’t be so arrogant and domineering.”
"Damn it! The Holy Immortal is really scary. Forget it, forget it, I have prepared a pit myself, just bury it in it. Eighteen years later, I am still a good man!" Tianjiu was surprised at first.
But he soon felt relieved and chewed the peach in his hand.
"Brother! Where did we come from? Those who are squeezed to death by the Tickle Mother are doomed to lose their souls and be completely destroyed in the world. There is no afterlife at all. This is also the method her master taught her, which is called never leaving any future troubles.
There will be no chance for you to seek revenge against her."
"Oh, it's really cruel! I really want to meet this master." Tianjiu said thoughtfully, and couldn't help but feel excited.
"Let's go, brother. It's better to go to my shabby hut. If my mother-in-law doesn't kidnap you tonight, I'll stay with you temporarily." He Liu took back the brocade bag in his hand, picked up Tianjiu, and walked straight to the hut.
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"Brother, even if you are stingy, why don't you get a better place for yourself? What's the difference between a hut like this and meditating in the open air?" Tianjiu looked at the broken hut in the distance and asked with a little surprise.
"Huh? Brother, why do I feel like you are not from our fairy world? You don't understand this? The night in this fairy world will produce false fairy dew and false fairy energy. If you weren't a fairy, you would stay here rashly.
Outside, false fairy dew and false fairy energy can enter your body and turn you into ashes in one night. Even if you are a fairy, you cannot stay in the night dew unscrupulously for a long time. There is a saying that false dew will burn your body. Although my hut is broken,
"Sorry, but the materials can shield these two things. Bi Manor doesn't have these materials, so you have to buy them in the Immortal Mansion. Otherwise, you think we won't resist if you scratch the mother-in-law's mouth and pay thousands of dollars in rent for it?!" He
The six weirdos looked at Tianjiu and shook their heads.
"Ah? In other words, if I fell into your cornfield that time, I would definitely have died if it were night?" Tianjiu smiled sarcastically, with a layer of cold sweat breaking out on his back.
"Needless to say, it has already turned into fertilizer in the old man's field. There are so many men buried under the peach tree. If you dig now, you will never find a single bone. They have all turned into ashes."
"Oh, that's it. Brother, in this case, the houses where you scratch the old lady are considered good?"
"Of course, this kind of house is considered luxurious in the 90,000 manor. To build it, it will cost tens of thousands of high-level immortal stones. I have never seen high-level immortal stones before."
He Liu smiled bitterly. He saw Zhu Si and a female nun in a blue dress standing in front of his hut from a distance. There was also a large maroon horse tied to one side of the hut.
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"Yu'er, are you back?" He Liu nodded slightly towards Zhu Si, and then said hello to the female cultivator in blue skirt.
"Lao Liu, who is this little brother? He has a scary face!" The female cultivator in blue skirt looked at Tian Jiu and asked with a smile.
The girl in the blue dress has a round face, and she looks pretty and dignified. However, her ears are slightly too big, which makes her beautiful.
"Oh, this is Tianjiu, the new brother. He was slapped in the face by Manager Bi. You also know that Manager Bi is in charge of this. If you are not satisfied, you will definitely slap him in the face." He Liu explained truthfully, making Tianjiu on the side
I was so sweaty.
"Giggle! It turns out to be Xiaojiu! Don't take it to heart. It's a blessing for you to be taken care of by Manager Bi. You'll get used to it after a few times. You see, the fourth and sixth children rarely do this now." Lanqun
The female cultivator laughed softly, stretched out her jade hand and twisted Tianjiu's face.
"Ahem! I've seen Fairy Yu'er!" Tianjiu bared his teeth and clasped his fists.
Zhu Si from behind quietly sent a message: "Boy, this Yu'er brother also told you yesterday that she was deeply influenced by Granny Tickler, and she was also a cannibal who didn't spit out bones. Niu Da was tortured by her until she was the last person.
The one breath left was buried in the pit by her own hands. Although her ears are not good-looking, they are good ears and can hear subtle sounds ten miles away. When Niu Da escaped, he used the Fairy Spirit Diamond to drill into the sound of the Zhuang Fairy Array.
He is extremely small, and her ears can distinguish him, otherwise, the old lady would not be able to find him so quickly."
Tianjiu squinted at the female cultivator in the blue dress, a sneer rising in her heart.
"Yu'er, didn't you stay well on Fairy Pig Island? Why did you come back so suddenly?" He Liu saw that Tianjiu didn't say much and hurriedly took over the conversation.
Yu'er smiled and moved to sit on the stone bench in front of the hut: "Fourth, Sixth, I was sent by Fairy Mingyue to come back to see Manager Bi. I just passed by Fourth's farm, and I heard that the manager recently
I'm in a bad mood, so I want to know some specifics so as not to go into Bizhuang rashly and bring trouble to myself."
"Hehehehe! You Yu'er is the most famous person in front of the general manager. The general manager likes to see you the most. As long as I see you, there will be good news. Don't treat me like an old man." He Liu smiled sarcastically and piled up a pile of
Face of chrysanthemum.
"Sixth, don't be sarcastic. Although I have reported secrets to the general manager several times, I have never harmed you two. Otherwise, you two would have turned into fertilizer long ago with your bad mouths.
Come on, tell me, why is Manager Bi unhappy?" Yu'er snorted coldly. (To be continued.)