"Brother, I only need three or five pills..." Tianjiu looked at the gray cloth bag in his hand, and there was a surge of heat in his heart.
"Hey, take it. I only have these twenty or so fairy stones. I won't use them anyway. Since you can use them, just use them. I just gave them back to you if you got them that day. However, I have to warn you.
, Don’t use stones to please women, the women here eat people without spitting out their bones." After He Liu finished speaking, he covered himself with a quilt and remained silent.
Tianjiu nodded fiercely, without saying much, rolled the fairy stone and the cloth bag into the Qiankun Ring, then sat cross-legged on the corner of the stone couch and officially started his first intercourse in the fairy world.
The azure Zhuxian Sword lay quietly next to the mound, its body covered in gray. Tianjiu's virtual form took out a low-level immortal stone, and cut it roughly into a circle with a cutting sword according to the shape of the groove on the hilt.
, and quickly stuffed the stone into the groove.
The Zhuxian Sword made a crisp sound and suddenly flew up. The sword was filled with light, and the white halo appeared again, but it was much thinner and more transparent than before. It moved along the universe.
Jiefei moved in a flash, and after a hundred breaths, he re-suspended next to Tianjiu with a buzzing sound.
Tianjiu stretched out his hand to hold the hilt of the sword, and several more clear messages flowed into the sea of consciousness. After a few breaths, he suddenly felt that his mind seemed to completely resonate with the sword. With a slight movement of his mind, the Zhuxian Sword disappeared instantly.
When he disappeared, he reappeared in a different space in the sea of consciousness.
In the different space of the sea of consciousness, Tianjiu held the fairy sword tightly in his right hand, and Yun Danfeng looked at a thousand-foot hill thousands of feet away. In the hand of Leshen Buddha, the purple sword buzzed and moved, as if a cat smelled fishy smell.
"You foodie, be honest!" Tianjiu pointed at the purple sword and shouted. The purple sword muttered several times, and reluctantly stopped the Leshen Buddha's hand again.
A sharp light flashed in Tianjiu's eyes, and he waved his hand to strike out the Zhuxian Sword.
A bright blue light flashed across the sky, and there was a faint sound of cracking silk. After the sound, the thousand-foot hill cracked open, and then collapsed suddenly, stirring up smoke and dust all over the sky.
"Good boy, you're so sharp! If you tickle me, I'll give you a sword directly and flatten your two small mounds." Tianjiu Monster screamed a few times, took the Zhuxian Sword, and stood there.
After wandering around half of the mountain for several weeks, I finally exited the sea of consciousness space with great satisfaction and returned to the Qiankun Ring.
A "croak" sound came, the blue light trembled, and a blue frog beast the size of a fist suddenly appeared on the Zhuxian Sword. It stared at strange red eyes, the black panda eye circles were still there, the frog's mouth was split, and it rushed
Zhu Tianjiu showed a sneer on his face.
"Four-eyed frog?! You little devil, you've been sleeping for more than half a year. If you don't wake up, I'm going to stew you and eat you!" Tianjiu let out a violent shudder on the blue frog's head.
"Quack!" The four-eyed frog screamed twice, covered its head with its forelimbs, and gave Tianjiu a big white eye.
"What do you want to do? You have changed into blue skin, but you still don't know how to speak. I really don't know how you got around. Come on, show off and see what new skills you have!" Tianjiu said with a wicked smile.
"Who said I can't speak? You didn't let me speak, so why should I speak!" The four-eyed frog opened his mouth and spat out a sentence in human language. The voice sounded like a boy's.
"Oh my! You can talk now, but it's a pity that you're a boy?" Tianjiu smiled playfully, lifted up the four-eyed frog, and looked at it under his belly with seriousness.
"You bastard, I am a man! Let go now, or I won't be polite!"
"Tch! Who cares? If you are a female frog, I will raise it and see if it can turn into a beauty when it grows up. Forget about the male frog, just wash it and stew it tomorrow!"
"How dare you! If you dare to touch me, I will destroy everything in your place, including the bodhi tree and these mysterious treasures. No one will be left alive. Even the sword in your hand, I can corrode it into pits.
." The four-eyed frog said, opening his mouth to vomit.
"Wait! Wait! Little ancestor, these can't be destroyed. This is a token of love given by our mother-in-law. If it is destroyed, what will we use to find the mother-in-law in the future? Also, this sword is the mother-in-law's protection.
"Sword, if you break it, my mother-in-law will have to take you to make beauty elixirs."
"Really? How did your mother-in-law's sword get into your hands?"
"Huh? You little brat, you know what the mother-in-law is doing?" Tianjiu Da Le.
"Tch! I'm not a little frog, nor am I a four-eyed frog, but I can't remember my name right now. As for my mother-in-law, I do know that she is your **** mother."
"Wrong! You call me Four-Eyed Frog. My mother-in-law is my wife's mother, not my wife's." Tianjiu gave Four-Eyed Frog another violent shudder.
"Who is the wife?"
"Wife...? You little brat, why are you asking this?! Hey hey hey! Do you want me to find you some women to play with? There are no beautiful ones here, they are all ugly and scratchy. Do you want them?
?" Tianjiu showed a wicked smile.
"No, no, no! I have just evolved human speech, and now my consciousness is only equivalent to that of a two-year-old child!" The four-eyed frog waved its forelimbs.
"Tch! Sample! No wonder the boss has been watching for a long time and didn't notice your stuff. His love hasn't sprouted yet. Well, since you talk about yourself so sharply, show me a show. I'm warning you, don't take it.
Your slobbery master's treasure, I want to see new skills!" Tianjiu grinned.
"Okay, I'll show you an escape technique and a escaping technique. But I'm hungry and I want something to eat." After the four-eyed frog finished speaking, he glanced at the two remaining frogs under the bodhi tree.
Spiritual pig, with its small mouth, it keeps smacking.
"Want to eat pigs? Yes, I must be satisfied. If you don't have the ability to fart, you should go to sleep..." Before Tianjiu finished speaking, the four-eyed Tianjiu merged into the Qiankun Ring without any warning.
"Huh? It's hidden deep enough!"
Tianjiu muttered and opened his eyes to the extreme, but still found nothing.
"Okay, I don't have time to hide and seek with you, come out!" Tianjiu curled his lips and hummed helplessly.
At this moment, fist-sized blue frog beasts suddenly appeared on the tops of the twelve Bodhi trees in front of Tianjiu. Each one had its chin bulging, showing a sneer on its face, and all the pressure on its body was revealed.
It was extremely majestic, with a milky white halo glowing all over its body.
"This...? Four-eyed frog, you can conjure up twelve phantom bodies at once?" Tianjiu said in shock.
"Yes, and as long as one of them survives, I will not die. If you don't believe me, you can chop me down, and I won't fight back." All twelve frogs with four eyes made the same human statement.
After Tianjiu thought for a moment, he suddenly swung out the Immortal Killing Sword in his hand and struck directly at the nearest one. Blood sprayed everywhere, and there was a cry, and a frog's head fell to the ground along with half a Bodhi leaf.
"Ah? No, the boss is going to chop you!" Tianjiu was shocked and his face suddenly darkened.
"Cut it, chop it! Keep chopping, I'm not dead yet!" The other eleven four-eyed frogs rolled their eyes and hummed.
"No! The boss can't do it. You are the boss's younger brother. If you are hacked to death, who will the boss cry to? You restore it, the boss will count you as a pass!" Tianjiu shook his head repeatedly and put the Zhuxian Sword on Xiaotu again.
Qiu Qian.
"Hahaha! Boss, then I'll eat it!"
Eleven four-eyed sky with nine-slit mouths laughed and suddenly merged into one. Two blue star points shot out from the small mouths, then shrank back and disappeared into the mouths.
Under the bodhi tree, two top-notch spiritual pigs, thousands of feet apart, disappeared in an instant. Only the little frogmouth was still smacking.
"Holy shit! Damn frog, who made you eat them all?!" Tianjiu yelled.
"Tch! They're just two pigs, stingy, why are they the boss?" the four-eyed frog said disdainfully.
"Oh my! You little devil, this is the boss's only personal belongings. Once you eat them, they will be gone! It's over, it's over. What if I'm imprisoned by my mother-in-law and I'm not allowed to eat or drink? I'm going to starve to death."
"No more, go and raise it again. Boss, it's not like you haven't raised it before. What's the ghost number?!"
"Raising? You are right. This is the fairyland. Raising pigs privately is not allowed in the fairyland. If you catch one, your head will be chopped off..."
"Fairy world? Boss, you said we have arrived at the fairy world? No wonder I feel the strong fairy energy outside. It turns out we are in the fairy world." The four-eyed frog's eyes widened, and he ducked and arrived beside Tianjiu.
"Why are you excited? We have arrived in the immortal world, but in Wanzhou Immortal Mansion, it is still a place where bitches are rampant. The boss was dragged away by the woman and squeezed hard several times. He was almost exhausted and died, and his body was buried under the peach tree."
"Wanzhou Immortal Mansion? Well, I seem to have some impression in my memory. Which little corner of the immortal world is it?" the four-eyed frog asked, tilting his head.
"I don't know! The boss just came here not long ago, his eyes darkened, and he temporarily escaped from the claws of the old lady. Just wake up and explain to the boss that your current skills can surpass the level of the old lady.
?”
"Xiaoxian?" The four-eyed frog swallowed hard and shook his head weakly.
"You little brat! If you can't handle it, go back to sleep! Boss, I'm so unlucky. Five beautiful ladies were thrown into the spirit world, and I went to this damn place to be squeezed by a little dirt-laden old lady.
It’s a shame she went to her grandma’s house!”
Tianjiu wailed and fell to the ground. (To be continued.)