It was late in the day, and a slightly wretched figure flashed into He Liu's broken thatched hut.
"Oh, brother, are you finally willing to come back?" He Liu sat on the edge of the stone couch, smoking his pipe, shaking his head and sighing.
"Hey, brother, I was bored and wandered around for a while. Is Bi Manor really like that? Mom, I walked for several hours and still couldn't find the exit." Tianjiu said loudly.
"Ahem! Damn boy, what's the difference between running away when you are still young and going to die? Find an exit. If you don't reach Mahayana, you won't be able to escape even if I give you an exit." He Liu blew his beard and glared.
"Haha, brother, do you know where the exit is?"
"have no idea!"
"You must know. Brother, tell me, I'll dig it up and we can all sneak out."
"Get out! You damn boy, you don't know how high the sky is! To tell you the truth, old man, I really know where the exit is. But with your level of cultivation, before you even got to the edge, you were caught by the scratching lady and buried alive. Even if you don't bury her alive, you will.
I'll squeeze you to death."
"Whether it's group sex, tsk tsk, there are so many people tickling the mother-in-law, she must be in a state of ecstasy!" Someone licked his tongue and laughed.
"Hmph! Are you so excited? You're so beautiful! These tittering bitches are not good things. Don't think they will have sex with you, that's wrong! They are just teasing you, so that when you are so horny and thirsty, they suddenly press you with their palms.
On your Dantian, they even directly opened your abdomen and took out your Dantian. The pain is no better than death. This is how Niu Da was tortured to death. Otherwise, why do you think Niu Da is wailing?"
"Ah? Then why did you tickle the mother-in-law these two times..." Tianjiu swallowed hard.
"Hehe, we've already made love with you, right?" He Liu sneered.
Tianjiu nodded repeatedly, showing a confused expression.
"Every young person will do this for the first time. If your Dantian is captured once and your appearance instantly ages, she will never let you get close to you again. She will only extract it savagely, making your life worse than death. Well, the old man is too lazy.
I'm sorry, don't think of running away. Just think of a way to keep your Dantian for one more day and enjoy one more happy taste. Chao Ba's record is that he lasted a month and enjoyed tickling his mother-in-law three times. I hope you can break this record.
.But the longer the record, the more miserable the death and the deeper the pit." He Liu sneered, his eyes filled with lifelessness.
"Ahem! Brother, don't sigh. Can't you just run away? You're right, I will definitely strive to break through the Mahayana as soon as possible. It's okay to be bullied by a naughty bitch, but it would be embarrassing if a large group of maids ride on me.
We’ve gone to grandma’s house!” Tianjiu smiled and sat cross-legged on the edge of the stone couch.
"You haven't eaten yet? The old man left some food for you. Eat it yourself."
"No, no! I'm not hungry, kid." Tianjiu waved his hands repeatedly.
"It's not a question of whether you are hungry or not. We monks who have not cultivated immortal bodies must eat food containing immortal energy to reconcile the conflict between the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the immortal energy. Otherwise, we will be more or less corroded by pseudo-immortal energy and pseudo-immortal dew.
, the body will slowly become empty. Go ahead and eat, listen to the old man, your life will be longer." He Liu shook his head helplessly and fell sideways on the stone couch.
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The sound of a string of horse hoofbeats came from a distance, approaching from far away, and stopped at the edge of the hut.
"Little darling, get out of here, I'm back!" Bi Zhu's cry sounded as expected.
He Liu turned over and sat up, and said urgently: "Boy, your new round of test has arrived. You must hold on tonight and don't collapse your Dantian."
Tianjiu Thief laughed, shook his hand, and Shi Shiran stepped out of the hut.
"Good evening, mother-in-law! Why, do you want to have sex with me on the jade couch again?"
"Giggle! Giggle! Little darling, I have to say that you are very ticklish and quite to my liking. But not tonight, I have to rush to the fairy mansion."
"No! Why don't you go to Feng? Why are Liu Kuaihuo looking for you? You're sick! I won't send you back!" Tianjiu said with a sneer, put his hands on his back, and was about to get into the hut.
Bi Zhuyu's face became anxious: "Stop! Don't be so arrogant in front of me. The more arrogant you are, the faster you will die."
"It doesn't matter! I'm so arrogant! What do you want to do? The pit has been dug, you just need to fill it with soil, and everything is done. What do you think? Throw me into the pit now?" Old God Tianjiu hummed.
"Okay! As you wish, I will bury you today!"
Before Bi Zhu finished speaking, her jade hand suddenly stretched out. Tian Jiu felt a tightening in her waist, and her eyes flashed, and she was pressed horizontally on the back of the white horse. Her big face was still pressed against the beauty's thigh, resting on a thin green silk
Skirt, a touch of rich fragrance and smoothness comes to mind.
The sound of horse hooves sounded again, splashing dust all over the sky. He Liu opened a corner of the hut and looked at the white shadow disappearing in the distance, with endless sadness in his old eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey! Mother-in-law, this is not going to your silver paradise, where are you going to bury me?" Tianjiu couldn't move his whole body, only his big mouth could still shout.
"I think it would be a pity to bury you directly. After much thought, I decided to chop you up and feed you to the pigs!" Bi Zhu grinned while riding the white horse.
"Feeding pigs? You can't be so cruel, right? Ticking my mother-in-law, I haven't been destroyed by you yet, don't you think it's a pity?"
"Ahem! Damn pig head, I will break you down, and it won't take long. As long as you break down once, I will cut you into pieces and make you into pig food." Bi Zhu clicked her teeth.
roared.
"Oh, I understand, you are still not ready to chop me into pieces now. Tell me, tell me, what are you going to do now?"
"Feed the pigs!"
Bi Zhu slapped someone on the big ass. The sound made the white horse look up to the sky and neigh.
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The night fell, and the dew suddenly rose. With a bang, Tianjiu was kicked from the red boat by Bi Zhu and landed on the edge of the pier. The imprisonment on his body suddenly disappeared. The red boat didn't dock, but just squeaked and squeaked.
Swing back to the river.
Tianjiu climbed up, patted his butt, pointed at Bi Zhu who was standing on the bow of the boat, and yelled: "Mother, why are you so cruel? If you have the ability to fight with me on the jade couch, if I don't do it to you,
You have to cry for father and mother, but not the God of Plague!"
Bi Zhu staggered, turned around and dodged into the boat.
Tianjiu curled his lips and snorted, turned around and looked up, and saw two female cultivators standing quietly a hundred feet away behind him. The one standing in front was petite and thin, with a white skirt covered with a cloak and a white silk hat on her head.
He could vaguely tell her general appearance; the one in the back was wearing a tight blue dress, had a decent figure, and had protruding ears. Tianjiu recognized her at a glance as the Fish Fairy.
"You weren't kicked bad by Sister Bi, were you?" The woman in the white dress spoke first.
"Haha, it's okay, I'm used to it! I haven't been kicked by the old lady for three days, and my skin is itchy all over. What do you call a fairy? Are you preparing to slap your face, or are you preparing to squeeze your body?" Tianjiu asked with sour teeth.
"Young Master, just call me Mingyue. Please tell me, Young Master, what is a slap in the face and what is a squeeze on the body?" Mingyue asked softly.
"Ahem! For a slap in the face, you just need to use your jade hands to press hard against my face until it turns into a pig's head. It's even easier to squeeze your body. Find a jade couch, let's hug and roll around, and you'll be able to do anything.
Understood!"
"You... pervert!" Mingyueyu's face turned red suddenly, and the corners of her mouth twitched. She glanced at Tianjiu, turned around and left.
Yu'er in the back snorted coldly: "Tianjiu, listen to me! This is Fairy Pig Island, and Fairy Mingyue is the leader here. If you dare to talk filth again, I won't mind beating you into a pig's head!"
Tianjiu was too lazy to pay attention to the fish and grinned at Mingyue's back again: "Mingyue, what a good name! I heard that pigs are well raised, but it's a pity that people don't look the same!"
Mingyue was startled, then slowly turned around and looked at Tianjiu coldly: "Young master, there is no need to ridicule, Mingyue is self-aware. My appearance was given to me by my parents, and I cannot change it; but my abilities are understood by myself, and everything is in my own hands."
Mingyue relies on his ability to make a living, not his body."
"Wrong! A person's appearance can be changed. Your so-called talent for raising pigs is just something you are born with. It is not a real skill."
"What do you want to say?" Mingyue frowned slightly.
Tianjiu shrugged, spread out his big hands and smiled: "Nothing, I just want to tell you that you can be more beautiful when you have the chance. Your self-proclaimed pig-raising skills are only so-so."
"You also raise pigs?"
"Yes, I raised him before!"
Mingyue glanced at Tianjiu's big hand for a few seconds, shook her head slightly, turned around again, sighed and said: "Sister Yu'er, send him to the pig house to stay. Sister Bi is right, this man needs to be repaired."
"Hey! Fairy Mingyue, why are you sending me to the pigsty? I am a grown man after all. If I don't make room for a jade bed, how can I stay with the pigs?" Tianjiu shouted loudly, with a depressed look on his face.
"Are you going by yourself, or do you need me to take action?" Yu'er rubbed his jade hands.
"Sister Mingyue, Grandma Mingyue! I just told the truth, and I didn't mean to offend you. Just be nice and give me a corner to stay in. I really don't want to enter the pig house!" Tianjiu said with a crying voice.
Wave and call.
It's a pity that the fairy in white dress just replied coldly: "Haven't you ever raised pigs? Mingyue will let you know first what pigs look like!" (To be continued.)