ps: ps: I have written nearly 2.5 million words, and "Tian Shen Ferry" has also entered its middle and late stages. I persist almost every day, and tell myself to persevere every day. I have not written one less word because of the dismal results.
Words are useless because there are very few recommendations and no plot is included. Two chapters per day and nearly 6,000 words are unbeatable. Because Huang Liang always remembers his promise to book friends: constant updates, no censorship, and no unfinished chapters.
Real life is cruel. Money is needed for everything, including eating, drinking, having sex, and sleeping. There are also many unsatisfactory things in reality. Worry, worry, and worry come one after another. In the past two years, there have been a few gray hairs, and there is a trace of vicissitudes in the corners of the eyes. Huang Liang really hopes that there will be too.
Such a beauty pill can make you ten years younger...
But no matter what, this book will be completed, constantly updated, not overcrowded, and not unfinished.
"Well, little guy, you should call me Mrs. Taimu. Hurry up and put away your squinting eyes. I am self-aware and I am not young enough to make you have an appetite. As long as my old man sees it, he can
With you in this state, I am content." The noble and beautiful woman in the small hall hummed with a hint of red.
"Thank you, sister!" Tianjiu quickly straightened his expression and sat down in the big chair.
"Well, this beauty pill is indeed beyond my expectation. Just one pill makes me feel like a young person. I wonder if there are any more?" The old lady also sat back down and looked at Tianjiu and asked with a smile.
"Cough cough cough! This..." Tianjiu blinked and narrowed his eyes.
"Don't worry, the elixir below will pay for it. You can give me thirty or fifty pills to prepare for emergencies."
"Thirty or fifty pills? Old sister, you think this is a hen laying an egg. You just made it casually. It's just this pill. I can't even bear to give it to my mother-in-law. No more!" Tianjiu gritted his teeth.
"Really not?"
"Really! Even if I have money, I don't have any. Alas, I'm short of money too!"
"Okay, when we arrive at the Queen's Mountain, I will tell the empress that you secretly took the woman into her immortal vehicle and fooled around. As for whether you climbed onto the empress' jade couch, I dare not say."
"Don't bother me! Old sister! Aren't you trying to kill me? Master, I can testify that my mother-in-law and I hid under the hill outside for a while, but we didn't do anything." Tianjiu almost jumped in shock.
Get up. If the old lady really said that, he would definitely be devastated. When the Immortal Emperor is angry, where can he escape to?
"You didn't do anything? No? I seem to have vaguely noticed that your woman's claws were pulled out from under you. With your shy look, you must have done a lot of bad things." The old lady sneered slyly.
"Ahem, cough, cough! Old sister, you win. How many pills do you need? But don't talk too much. I definitely don't have thirty or fifty pills with me. At most, I only have three or five pills." Tianjiu's teeth ached, and he couldn't even take them.
It was the old woman who caused the trouble. She had a toothache because she was pinched by an old woman. It was really a toothache!
"Eight pills, even one pill less will do the trick." The old lady smiled.
"I'm not an old sister, what do you want so much for? Open a beauty shop?"
"Oh, little guy! Look, I have lived for more than ten reincarnations, and suddenly I have become so much younger. When my former relatives and friends saw it, they wouldn't clamor for it! There are also several daughters and granddaughters,
Everyone loves stinky girls. If you don’t prepare for one pill, your body will definitely be broken by them. Eight pills are already too few, at least twenty pills will be enough to withstand it.”
"Hey, sister, I have a question, aren't you immortals? Why are you still getting older?"
"Ask the monk to explain to you. He has advanced cultivation and understands things better than I do." The old lady picked up the teacup, pointed at the monk, and said in a good mood.
"Amitabha! Tianjiu, immortals are also human beings, and they also need to abide by the laws of the immortal world. In the eyes of the lower world, immortals seem to be carefree and immortal. In fact, otherwise, immortals will still grow old. One month in the immortal world, one year in the lower world
Immortals in the immortal world have a certain lifespan for each cultivation level. For example, a small immortal has three reincarnations to live. One reincarnation is one hundred years, which is equivalent to three or four thousand years in the lower world. After the second reincarnation, life begins to slow down.
Slowly aging, if you cannot advance in time, you will die and report to the Palace of Hell again to be reincarnated."
"Ah? Immortals can also die of old age? Master, how many reincarnations can a great immortal live?" Tianjiu asked hurriedly.
"Six, that is, six hundred years; nine, nine hundred years, for the Holy Immortals; twelve, Immortal Kings, and eighteen Immortal Emperors. Everyone has life and death, and has a sharp blade hanging in the air. If you don't advance, you will retreat.
If you don't advance, you will die." The great monk said solemnly.
"Yes, I am in the realm of the Immortal King. I have lived for eleven reincarnations. If I cannot advance, I will only have more than a hundred years to live. Little guy, although you have changed my appearance, you cannot change the laws of heaven and earth.
, I will report to the Palace of Hell eventually." The old lady said calmly, without seeming to have much worry.
"Master, as an emperor, do you still want to report to the Palace of Hell?" Tianjiu asked with an even more curious smile.
"Amitabha, although I have escaped from the laws of the immortal world, I still have to abide by my own laws. Before the great road, no one can be exempted. Death of old age is just a way of death. Since ancient times, how many immortals have died of old age? Like Mrs. Taimu.
You are extremely lucky, and you are a role model for our generation. Tianjiu, don’t think about how long you can live, think about how long you can let others live. I can tell you in advance that if you cultivate enough, you can break the laws at will, and even customize your own
When it follows the law, it will be an immortal body for eternity."
"Okay, okay! Little guy, Queen's Mountain is coming soon, hand over the elixir! I have to spend so much time with you to sell the elixir, it's a waste of time!" The old lady put down the tea cup and drank softly.
"Um...old sister, I can give you the elixir, but you are not allowed to reveal any information about this elixir, let alone say that I refined it. Also, what is the price..."
"Little guy, the old lady has the tightest mouth. She won't yell at you all over the world. She won't give you a stone either. How much is a pill for you?" The old lady shook her head angrily.
Tianjiu thought for a few moments and stretched out a slap.
"Fifty thousand dollars for top quality, well, it's so worth it!" the old lady said cheerfully.
"Old sister! I don't even ask who you are, this great monk. You are the wife of the Five Immortal Kings, okay? Do you think such a heaven-defying elixir is worth only 50,000 yuan? Then why don't you go to a special place?
Selling pigs is a good deal."
Tianjiu was depressed and yelled. When he thought that he had spent nearly a hundred of the best fairy pigs and the best Buddha pigs in the Qiankun Ring to refine these beauty elixirs, his heart was filled with tears.
"Haha, then half a million?" the old lady said with a wink.
"One pill of five million top-quality immortal stones, and I won't do anything if I miss one. Even if you tell my mother-in-law that the boy and my mother-in-law had a happy affair on her jade bed, it doesn't matter!"
"Hey, I don't see that you are still a boss who wants money rather than life. Okay! Five million per pill is sold, totaling 40 million. I'm going to the Palace of Hell soon anyway, so there's no point in keeping the stone." The old lady said With that said, he wiped out a silver bracelet and threw it directly in front of Tianjiu. It was obvious at a glance that this bracelet was very extraordinary.
Tianjiu was overjoyed, his lips sparkled, and he slightly probed into the bracelet with his spiritual consciousness. He found piles of top-quality immortal stones neatly stacked in a space of 100 feet. At a rough look, they numbered at least twenty to thirty million.
"Stop counting, it's 31 million, and you still need 9 million of the best. Monk, can you borrow some?" The old lady hummed to the sky and stretched out her hand in front of the great monk.
"Sir, there is no immortal stone on Meng..." the great monk replied awkwardly.
"If you don't have a fairy stone, a divine stone will do!"
"The sacred stone is gone too!" The great monk bared his teeth secretly.
"What do you want to eat? You come back every ten years and you just want to see what the old lady is doing?! Besides, the old lady is borrowing it from you, not asking you to ask for it." The old lady shouted urgently.
"Mother-in-law, Meng came back in a hurry this time and never thought of collecting stones. As you know, most monks don't care much about such things..." The great monk was about to explain, but was stopped by the old lady's wave of his hand.
"Okay, okay! The old woman can't count on you. In a hundred years, when the old woman dies, don't come back to me to recite sutras for salvation. I'll let a few brats dig a hole and bury her on the spot!"
"Amitabha, Tianjiu, how about I owe you something?" The great monk bared his teeth and simply started a discussion with Tianjiu, who was smiling secretly at the side.
The old lady's face was trembling, she pointed at the great monk, and finally turned around and smiled at Tianjiu: "Little guy, I'm embarrassed in front of a young man like you. Otherwise, I have three treasures here, please pick one carefully. , how about using it as a fee?"
"Treasure? Good, good! This boy needs the most treasure. Old sister, please show it to me!" Tianjiu was overjoyed, with a gleaming gleam in his eyes.
The old lady nodded, closed her eyes and thought for a long time, then waved her hand, three bright lights flashed out, and there were three more treasures of different shapes in the air.
A golden sword with nine long golden dragons vaguely flowing around it; a dark purple short knife, about a foot long and half a foot wide, with a back three inches thick, much like a kitchen knife on earth; a palm-sized jade plaque, white , blue, yellow, red, and purple in five colors. On the front of the jade plaque, a huge word 'yan' is engraved...)