"Yu'er..." the Great Immortal King called softly, like an elder calling to a junior...
"The Great Immortal King can still call me Meng, or monk. After Meng Shengyu dies, there will be no such person as Hongyu in heaven and earth."
"Hongyu is dead? What about Xia'er? What about Mudan? They, orphans and widowed mothers, can't fend for themselves, so they will live in the Tianmen forever?!" The Great Immortal King's face changed slightly, and he asked for the message.
"Who can tell clearly about life and death? They have their own destiny and cannot force it. Meng has completely converted to Buddhism. Everything in the previous life is an illusion, Amitabha!"
"Okay, I'm going to be cruel to you! Since you don't want your wife and children, what are you doing here? Looking for a fight with us old guys?"
"No, Great Immortal King! Meng is here to see Hongye. He is my disciple after all, and he is going to the Holy Mountain after all."
"No! Immortal Lord Hong Ye cannot leave. He is an important bargaining chip for Wanzhou Immortal Mansion to restrict the other seven Immortal Mansion. Without him, Wanzhou is in danger, and so is our Yan family! Besides, he is only in the middle stage of Immortal King, and is one step away from the Emperor. The realm is still far away. When he reaches the realm of the emperor, if you pick him up, I have nothing to say. It is absolutely impossible now!"
"Amitabha! It's okay if I don't take Hong Ye away, but the Great Immortal King must agree to one condition." There was a hint of cunning in the eyes of the commoner monk.
"Tell me, how many young monks do you need from the old man?" The Great Immortal King was overjoyed and hummed with a sullen face.
"No, I just need you to treat that pigherd Tianjiu well."
"Tianjiu? What is his background?" The Great Immortal King was very surprised.
"It's very simple. He is Hong Ye's brother. Hong Ye likes him very much. However, this pigherder Tianjiu prefers the surname Secheng. I have done some calculations and found that his destiny is full of peach blossoms. Now that you have recruited him into the mansion again, I am afraid of him. That day he violated the laws of your Immortal King's Mansion, and you chopped him down in anger."
"Is it that simple?" The Great Immortal King narrowed his eyes.
"Of course, he raises pigs extremely well, and Meng's disciples also need the Holy Immortal Stone."
"No, you monks are also trying to steal meat from us?" The Great Immortal King was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.
"Amitabha! The Immortal Pig has reached the upper level and has broken away from the realm of flesh. The so-called Holy Immortal Stone can be refined as long as it is a Holy Immortal. Monks are also human beings and they also need the Dao."
"But pork is pork! Even if it is covered with immortal energy, it is still pork. When you open your mouth to eat it, will you recite sutras in your heart to save the pig?" The Great Immortal King snorted disdainfully, obviously he also wanted the immortal pig to be extremely powerful to the great monk. dissatisfied.
"Wrong! Meng has seen everything in the world. Instead of arguing about whether it is flesh or stone, it is better to regard it as a means of cultivation and improve yourself so that you can live longer."
"Okay, okay! I promise you, as long as this little pervert doesn't touch me, Princess Yan, I will never do anything to him. As for those maidservants, he can have fun if he likes! You need me to leave it to you every year How many top-grade immortal pigs are there?”
"You don't need to ask. When I need it, I will naturally ask him to collect it." The great monk nodded and smiled.
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Tianjiu was lying on the jade couch in the secret room, with his legs crossed, humming a tune, holding meat in his left hand, and playing with a dark purple kitchen knife in his right hand.
This is a bedroom on the innermost floor of the Queen's Palace. On the north side, there is a floor-to-ceiling fairy window several feet square. Outside the bedroom is a small terrace, close to the mountain behind. Although it is remote, you can see through the terrace and The floor-to-ceiling fairy window allows you to enjoy the scenic scenery of Queen's Mountain up close, and the room is spacious and luxurious, which makes Tianjiu extremely satisfied.
"Quack, quack! Grandmother's kitchen knife! The eighth-grade kitchen knife sounds sharp. As the saying goes, no matter how high your skill is, you are still afraid of kitchen knives! That's it. When I don't have a better immortal treasure, I just reluctantly become the king of kitchen knives."
Tianjiu smiled strangely, imitating the old lady's example, turning the kitchen knife into a gorgeous knife flower. At the same time, he threw the fairy pork in his hand into the air, and the knife flower passed by, and pieces of roast pork flew into the big mouth.
.Paired with the big sunglasses on his face, he looks like those gangsters on the blue planet.
There was a slight shaking, and then a question sounded: "Little guy, are you playing with the knife?"
Tianjiu didn't stop what he was doing, he just rolled his eyes and said softly: "Sister, you don't have to knock on the door to enter a man's bedroom? In case the boy is having fun, are you sorry?"
"Hahaha! What's the point of being embarrassed? My sister is very old and has dozens of grandchildren. She can be your great-grandmother. If you really want to have sex with your mother-in-law? If you are happy, I can give you some advice.
You guide and guide.”
"Pfft!" With a sound, several pieces of meat that Tianjiu had just put into his mouth spurted out. He turned over and sat up, put away the kitchen knife, bared his teeth and said: "Sister, you are so tough! I am willing to take the advantage, and said
Well, what are your orders to the boy?"
"Aren't you going to wipe the old woman's neck..."
"Yes, yes! Come on, tell me something. Your old man is from the mountains. I dare to wipe your neck and save my life!"
"Okay, you don't have to wipe your neck. I'll get some beauty pills for my sister..."
"there is none left!"
"Just one pill, just one pill!" The old lady took Tianjiu's arm and said coquettishly like a little woman.
"If you say no, then you won't. Sister, I gave you eight pills just now, and you gave them away in the blink of an eye?" Tianjiu snorted depressedly.
"Ahem! Don't look at my old sister, she is absolutely merciful to her relatives. The eight pill pills were all given away before entering the palace. There are also several daughters-in-law who have not received the pill pills and are giving birth.
My old sister is so sullen!"
"You deserve it! You are a thousand years old, and you still don't know what the priorities are. You spent your life's savings to buy a few pills, but you gave them away as easily as sugar pills. You are a prodigal, you are really an old prodigal! You want pills,
It’s estimated that it will take a year and a half.”
"One year?! No! This is related to the prosperity of my family. I definitely can't wait for one year. Come on, if you don't give it, my sister will just wipe her own neck with a knife."
"No, what's going on? Is it related to the prosperity of your family?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, Queen Nanhuang came back this time to relax. The old man Nanhuang fell in love with her and planned to abolish the harem and build a new one. Just now, I met my miserable eldest granddaughter and I understood
Come to this." The old lady said, looking lonely.
"Oh, it turns out that the fight for favor in the harem failed. There are many such things! It happens all the time in the mortal world. I will get you a secret book of harem fights in a few days. You can give it to the empress. I am sure she will gain a lot from reading it, even...
Renew the new year.”
"Go, go, go! What a rubbish idea! As long as you give me another beauty pill, the problem will be solved."
"You mean that the Queen is old and has lost her luster, and Nanhuang doesn't like her anymore?" Tianjiu blinked and squinted his eyes and said with a bad smile.
"Not entirely. My Majesty is actually still middle-aged, and her beauty is outstanding. But compared to those little girls, she is definitely not as translucent. The most terrible thing is that not long ago, small blue spots suddenly appeared on her forehead.
No matter what kind of magic is used, she can't get rid of it. This has turned Nanhuang's appetite even further, and the old man doesn't even bother to look at her. There has been a rumor in the Nanhuang Palace that the old man will replace the empress of the palace."
"Oh, what this old Nanhuang guy did is indeed not authentic. There is no need to be so explicit about liking the new and hating the old! If you don't like it, just hoard it. Why do you have to change your empress?! If I..."
"Okay, are you going to give it to me?!" the old lady shouted with her hands on her hips.
"Ahem, cough, cough! I'm really out of pills. Sister, if you don't do this, you can give one to each of the others, and I'll make up for it later. What do you think?"
"Oh, where are the pills? Those women, before the pills were warmed up, they threw them into their mouths and refined them themselves. Forget it, hurry up, we can't delay this matter. The longer the time goes, the more dangerous the mother-in-law will be. You have a good rest,
Old sister is gone!" After the old lady finished speaking, she walked to the door of the secret room.
"Hey! Sister, why don't you sit down? I'm lonely and can't stand it, so why don't we make up for it!" Tianjiu waved.
The old lady swayed slightly and quickly disappeared.
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Just when Tianjiu was still in trouble, another wave of waves floated, and the figure of Immortal Hongye appeared in the secret room.
"No big brother, you don't like to knock on the door when you enter the house?" Tianjiu's smile froze and he asked very depressedly.
"Haha, brother thinks it's too troublesome. With my pass, you can freely enter the guest room here." Hong Ye laughed sarcastically.
"Okay, I'm in trouble. This is a secret room. It's better to meditate in the open air. Tell me, brother, what do you want to do with me?"
"Didn't you come to see me specially?" Hongye asked with a frown.
"Oh! I forgot! It is indeed the younger brother who came to see you. You see, I went to the Second Prince's Mansion to report today. My eyesight went dark and I couldn't even get in. In the end, I had to pick up someone else's carriage and even kidnapped my wife.
I lost it too! How about you give me a card so that I won't be despised by others?" Tianjiu grinned and talked to Hong Ye until the corner of his mouth twitched. (To be continued.)