"You ask me about this knife? Oh, it's called a butcher's knife. I am a pig farmer, so of course I only have a pig butcher's knife. Usually, I use it to kill pigs and sheep. Ahem! Occasionally, I use it to kill people.
, Oh my god!" Tianjiu winked at the old men, and quietly slid his hands down, not forgetting to rub the beauty's upper breasts.
The beauty in the red dress beside her had already brightened her eyes. Looking at the man beside her, there was clearly a light of surprise in the depths of her eyes.
"Brother, that's Taimu's kitchen knife! It must be Taimu's kitchen knife. The swords in our hands are all fourth-grade. Only Taimu's kitchen knife can cut swords like mud." The old man in yellow robe shivered and hummed.
"Mother's kitchen knife?!" The purple-robed old man's face turned black and his eyes were full of fear.
"It is said that Taimu's kitchen knife can be increased by ten times the cost. This kid's Dantian is at least a hundred times that of ours. Brother, we are kicked on the iron plate." The old man in blue robe said bitterly.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't worry about whether it's Taimu's kitchen knife or a butcher's knife. Anyway, if you want to survive today, hand over your property obediently." Tianjiu shouted, patting the kitchen knife on his waist.
The old man in yellow robe was dripping with sweat on his forehead. He closed his eyes and thought for three or two seconds. He waved his hand, and three silver fairy rings were placed in front of Tianjiu. Then he lowered his head and clasped his fists: "Huang Monkey knows that it is difficult to defeat the mother's kitchen knife. Huang Monkey handed over his belongings."
, 50 million of the best quality, the others are immortal stones of all levels, and immortal weapons of all levels, all yours!"
"Well, very good! What about you?" Tianjiu accepted the ring and looked at the old man in purple robe with a smile.
"You...?!" The purple-robed old man's face changed, and he secretly glanced at the orange monkey and the blue monkey.
"Brother, don't hesitate. It is said that Taimu's kitchen knife can break immortal weapons below the sixth level. We can't afford to offend him. Did you see that the Red Monkey is still immobilized? How many breaths has it been? How long does it take for the Holy Immortal to activate it?
Is the pause so long?" Huang Hou urged anxiously.
The old man in purple robe lamented and took out three rings; the old men in blue robe and orange robe also moved one after another. Soon, eight more rings landed on the big hand.
"Sir, since I have given up my fortune, can you untie the red monkey and let us leave?" the old man in purple robe asked through gritted teeth.
"No hurry! Take off your robe and pants!"
"What?" the four old men shouted.
"Quack, quack! Don't you want to rob me of sex? Of course I am polite to you, but you also want to rob me of your sex!" Tianjiu showed a lewd smile.
"Sir, do you really want to do it? We don't have much time and we have to hurry. We are too far behind!" The beauty in the red dress couldn't help laughing.
"Of course, it's necessary! Otherwise, they will still have the idea of beauties!"
"Don't bully others too much!" The purple-robed old man yelled, his hands turned into claws, and he looked violent.
"Haha, if you don't take it off, you'll die!"
After Tian Jiuyun finished speaking lightly, his big hand suddenly moved.
The hand was raised, the knife fell, and the sound of cracking silk could be heard.
The purple-robed old man only retreated for a few feet, then stopped immediately. From his head down, a red crack appeared in the middle. The crack slowly opened, and then blood spattered everywhere, and the two petals of his body fell on the steps.
There was deathly silence, as if time had frozen. The remaining three old men stared blankly at their former senior brother on the ground. Unfortunately, the senior brother had lost all his energy and could no longer die.
Tianjiu held up his purple kitchen knife and blew lightly: "Oh, what a good knife! They say that no matter how skilled you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. I believe it today. Take it off quickly and finish cutting that thing.
I’d like to get some business done soon.”
"Second brother, are you going to kill this God of Death? The worst we can do is spend another ten years of energy growing back after we go out." The old man in yellow robe trembled as he transmitted the message.
"Oh, man is a swordsman, and I am a fish and meat, so let him do as he pleases!" The old man in blue robe said sadly, reaching for his withered hand.
"Quack, quack! That's right! You won't die, and you can cultivate your character. Beauty, close your mind and don't look around, I'm going to kill you with a knife!"
Someone smirked, hugged the beauty, and his figure rose and fell three or four times before disappearing on the stone steps. At the same time, an extremely vulgar words came: "Listen, if you dare to think wrong in the future, I will not only
I want to cut off the bird, but also cut off your heads. Oh, I forgot to tell you, this butcher knife has three rules. If you cut anything, as long as the gap is more than an inch, not only will the bleeding be difficult to stop, but you will also be unable to operate again.
grow.”
"Ah~!" The old man in yellow robe was so frightened that his face turned pale. Looking at the bloody place, he suddenly collapsed to the ground.
"Let's go quickly! We can't afford to offend this God of Plague!" The old man in blue robe gritted his teeth and hummed, and took out the Jade Controller.
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Tianjiu led the beauty along the way, and passed the level of Baidian again. He had already robbed more than twenty saints, immortals and old ghosts. Not only did he make a lot of money, but he also scared three of the old ghosts who coveted the beauty into fainting.
On the ground, it can be said that the geese are plucking their feathers, and their lamentations are everywhere.
A shrill cry of an eagle was heard, followed immediately by several loud roars from the dense forest ahead. Tianjiu Divine Sense shot out quickly, then retracted quickly, with a look of amusement on his face.
"Master, what did you find?" The beauty in the red dress was completely speechless. She really felt the other side of her man. She even felt that this guy was better than the fake monk who had been haunting her for thirty years.
Cruel and domineering. The fifth-grade immortal sword originally held in his hand also quietly put away.
"It's nothing. There seems to be an acquaintance in front of me. It is said that he is also a prostitute. I wonder if he has ever kissed the beauty Fangze." Tianjiu curled his lips and smiled.
The beauty in the red dress blushed slightly and gritted her teeth slightly: "Damn it, as long as it's a big woman, except for the five princes who have never kissed me, the others are probably close to each other. Don't ask, just cut it off!"
"Ahem! Damn you bitch, you are so gay and happy that you have made me want to do evil. How can you pay for all the debts you have incurred over the past few decades?"
"Giggle! Giggle! Who called you Xiaodujichang? Can you take care of my past affairs? If you have the ability, you can really look at it like a young man in the palace."
"Hehe! This... is a bit difficult and risky. The key is that it may be our relative. If it gets related to the princess, mother-in-law, etc., it will be a big trouble. I'd better show mercy to the prince's family!"
Tianjiu grinned and stepped up. After a while, an eagle and a man appeared in front of him.
A black bald eagle about ten feet in size hovered on the branch, its claws were like knives, and its protruding beak was like a three-foot sickle, emitting a faint silver light. On the steps below, a slender old man stood tall with a five-foot sword in his hand.
There were wounds in several places on his body, and blood had stained half of his body red. On the old man's forehead, there was an official mole that was a little glaring.
"Duke Yanshi!" Fairy Jinling whispered with narrowed eyes and a slightly relaxed look on her face.
"Hehe, it is indeed an old friend! Beauty, I know his background. This guy is just a distant relative of the palace. If he dares to speak rudely to you today, or touch you, I will cut a little bird for you to see!"
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"Giggle! Master, you are wrong. This Yan Shi really has nothing to do with Jin Ling. I am sure that he will never say a frivolous word to Jin Ling." The beauty in the red dress smiled and said.
"Really? Isn't this guy the famous Immortal Stone King? He also has more than ten beautiful concubines in his villa by Wanxian Lake. He never thought about meeting you?" Tianjiu looked suspicious.
"Well, you're right. Yan Shi is both greedy and lustful, but the beauties he likes always take them back to his mansion to raise. Unlike some people who wipe their mouths and run away after eating." Hong
The beauty in the skirt continues to send messages.
"Hey! Fairy Jinling, little brother, you guys should come over and help me! What kind of thing is just mumbling here?!" The slender old man looked back at the two and shouted.
"Are we familiar?" Tianjiu rolled his eyes.
"Haha, little brother, once you are alive, you will become familiar again! I know that Fairy Jinling has just taken over the mountain, and there will be many places that need fairy stones in the future. As long as you come to rescue me, I can give you a sum of stones. What do you think?" The old man?
He said with a smile, staring at the bald black eagle on the branch in front of him.
"So you are a rich man? It is said that you are in charge of the fairy stone mine in the Great Immortal King's Mansion?" Tianjiu let go of the beauty and asked with his hands folded.
"Brother, don't worry about what I do. Help me kill this damn big bird. You can make your own price afterwards. I won't be vague." Before the slender old man could finish his words, an eagle burst into the sky with a cry, and a black light shot directly into the sky.
And down.
"Dead bird! If you dare to be arrogant in front of me, I will kill you!" Tianjiu shouted, flew up, and his mother-in-law's kitchen knife suddenly came out.
He raised the knife and dropped it, purple light flew into the sky, the bald eagle did not make any cry, it suddenly fell into two pieces, and the eagle head that fell to the ground rolled along the steps and down the mountain, dyeing the steps for hundreds of feet red.
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"Brother, you are so sharp! Your body is strong and your sword is sharp, your Dantian is like the sea, you are an expert!" The slender old man widened his eyes and extended his thumb.
"There's no point in flattering, just cash in!" Tianjiu stretched out his big hand.
"No, no, no! I am definitely not flattering you. Do you know, little brother, we have reached the 260th level here, which means that the pressure of the formation at this time is two thousand six hundred heels, one heel is one billion jun. I am
Panting like an ox, it can't even jump three inches. You can still fly under such heavy pressure, you are a god. This big bird's body is stronger than a fourth-grade immortal treasure, and its claws are as good as a sixth-grade immortal sword. You can strike with one blow
Instant kill, awesome guy!"
"Well, you're right! Since you know that I am an expert, a god, and a great person, then just be happy!" Tianjiu waved his big hands.
The tall old man flipped his big hand and found an extra yellow fairy ring. He checked a few breaths and threw it into Tianjiu's hand. (To be continued.)