Tianjiu was lying on the jade couch, with his legs crossed, humming a tune, holding a big barbecue and eating it with relish.
After a hundred breaths, the small King Realm picture on the Immortal Screen flickered violently for several breaths, and finally collapsed, turning into a ball of red smoke that filled the entire Immortal Screen.
"No way? A demon pill bomb is so sharp that it can blow up the entire king's realm?" Tianjiu Gui roared and turned over to sit up. He held the fairy pig leg in his mouth and was stunned for a long time.
"It's broken, it's broken! Did my elder sister and eldest brother escape? What if...ahem! I have to go and have a look!" After Tianjiu said that, he ran out of Yaju.
After several soft shouts, a gap suddenly opened in the Tianzi No. 1 secret room. Tianjiu hesitated for a moment and stepped in.
The secret room was eerily quiet, and the scenery remained the same, but the atmosphere was strange. Tianjiu glanced around several times, and found that besides the large fairy window in the distance, there was a woman in a red dress lying on a big chair with her back to him.
No one else.
"Hey, sister, it's really you! Today is so charming!" Tianjiu walked over with a sneer on his face.
"Are you charming? Come on, rub my sister's shoulders!" The old beauty in the red dress didn't open her eyes, she just hummed softly.
"Hehe! Isn't this... bad?"
"What's wrong?"
"Haha, you are so beautiful and dignified, with a charming figure. If I can't control myself..." Tianjiu smiled evilly, stretched out his big hand and put it on the old beauty's jade shoulder.
"It doesn't matter, just eat if you can't help it! My sister is about to die. If you really want to eat a bite of tender beef, you can die in peace. But having said that, if my sister is like this now, even if she eats you, will you feel a loss?"
"Ahem, cough, cough! Old sister, I'll just help you knead it!" Tianjiu bared his teeth, and quietly used his big hands to knead the shoulders of the old beauty in the red dress.
"Hmm! Not bad, not bad! Keep rubbing, sister, lie down for a while first!" After the old beauty finished speaking, she closed her eyes for a moment, and within half a moment, she heard a slight snort.
Tianjiu shook his head and smiled bitterly, calmed down his mood a little, and continued to help the old beauty.
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Outside the fairy window, a sunset hangs at the foot of the mountain, emitting a soft red light. The afterglow shines through the window, making the room full of red. Time passes quietly amidst the sound of snorting and the sound of kneading.
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"Hey, little one, do you think my old sister is just like the sunset?" I don't know when, the old beauty suddenly spoke, and a teardrop clearly appeared in the corner of her eye.
"Old sister, what's wrong with you?" Tianjiu's heart sank slightly.
"It's nothing. My old sister was just touched by the situation. She spent her whole life in awe of the situation. But when she got old, she became timid. She didn't dare to fight even if she was humiliated. She took the reputation of the mother-in-law in vain."
"Old sister, life is impermanent. Although you have not stood on the top of the mountain all your life, how many people can build a Wanzhou Immortal Mansion, teach five immortal kings' sons, and achieve great things like you?
You have a husband who is a god? This is all your proud work, you should laugh as much as you want!"
"Alas, all sons and husbands are useless and unreliable. The sons are either greedy, lustful, or timid. The husband is also unreliable. He has fallen in love with a young beauty, and it is said that he has even started to go up the mountain. How sad is my old sister!"
As the old beauty in skirt spoke, tears flowed from the corners of her eyes.
"This...this...old sister, why are you still crying?" Tianjiu was a little in a hurry, and his big hands when kneading had no sense of measure, and the force was increasing and decreasing, and the corners of the old beauty's mouth were trembling slightly.
"Little guy, just let me cry. I've never cried in front of a man in my life. I don't know what happened today, but I can't stop crying in front of a little guy like you. Oh, I've cried enough.
It’s good, my old sister has decided to go back to the mountains tomorrow and sit there waiting to die, without any extravagant hopes or covets.”
"No, old sister, you still have a way!"
"No more! My old sister can't even go up to the emperor, let alone go up the mountain, that's it, that's it!" The old beauty in the red dress murmured while shedding tears.
A ray of light suddenly burst out, shining brightly on the closed eyes of the old beauty in red dress. She tried her best to open her tearful eyes, and saw a big hand stretched out in front of her. In the big hand, there was a small jade box, lying quietly.
A pill with bright rays of light. On the pill, nine invisible rays of light are slowly flowing.
"High-quality plastic Wang Dan?! I'm not dreaming, am I?" the old beauty in the red dress muttered to herself.
"You are not dreaming. It is indeed a top-grade plastic elixir. I have decided to give it to you." After Tianjiu finished speaking, he gently placed the jade box in the old beauty's trembling jade hands.
The old beauty in the red dress studied the pill for ten seconds and hugged it tightly to her chest. After a long while, she cried while holding the jade box.
"Hey! Old sister, I've already given you the pill, why are you still crying? If people see you like this, you'll think it's the kid who got you!" Tianjiu bared his teeth, raised his head and glanced around in a sly manner.
Fortunately, the secret room was tightly closed, and apart from crying, there was no other sound.
After another half a moment, the old beauty in the red dress stopped crying, raised her head, and looked at Tianjiu with tears in her eyes: "Little guy, I have devoted my life to my son, daughter, husband, and family, but I have never thought about it.
For myself, I don’t have many decent secret treasures on my body anymore, so it’s really pointless to ask my children for them with a shameless face. If you think my sister is good enough, then come... come and eat!"
After the old beauty in the red dress finished speaking, she bit her red lips tightly, and quietly slid a jade hand down to pinch the skirt belt around her waist.
"Wait! Wait!" Tianjiu changed his face in shock, grabbed the old beauty's jade hand on her skirt, squeezed out a smile, shook his head and said with a smile: "Old sister, I really didn't give you the pill for this reason.
color."
"Don't you look down on this skin that is too old to be chewed? But I have practiced a good set of combined cultivation techniques. I can transfer part of my Dantian to you, and you can save ten years of practice. You need to
Otherwise, my old ghost wouldn't be able to go up the mountain before me..." The old beauty frowned slightly.
"No, you are dignified and beautiful, with an intelligent temperament. Anyone who sees you will be moved by his heart. I am also a pervert, but I, a pervert, also have my own bottom line. I can clearly distinguish between what is desirable and what is not.
Chu. You are the person I respect the most. To tarnish you is to tarnish myself."
"Really? If you give this kind of pill to any great beauty, even if you don't ask for it, they will throw themselves into their arms. Old sister also knows that the Queen of the South must have promised her body to get you.
Qixia Dan." The old beauty tilted her head and looked at Tianjiu.
"Ahem! What the old sister said is right! The lady did eat it. This pill boy was also planned to be given to my mother-in-law, but after seeing you just now, I changed my mind and thought it would be most appropriate to give it to you!"
"Oh? Why is this? Just because I pretended to cry a few times here?"
"Of course not. You are the afterglow on the horizon, beautiful and brilliant. I want it to bloom on the horizon forever, letting hundreds of millions of immortals in the fairy world look up to it and admire it. It's that simple!" Tianjiu pointed at the afterglow outside the fairy window, and then pulled away.
And go.
"Wait! You don't have to leave if you don't eat!" The old beauty glared fiercely, with a knowing smile on her face.
"What else do you want?"
"Don't stop, keep going! Your claws feel so good. I really hate that I was born at the wrong time. I wish I could rob you with a kitchen knife, cluck, cluck, cluck!" The old beauty once again screamed like a little woman.
’s charming laughter.
Tianjiu bared his teeth, smiled and shook his head. He turned back and kneaded the old beauty again: "Haha, sister, I want to ask you, who said that your old man ran away with someone?"
"Mo Wei Mo Wu! And the evidence is conclusive, and my sister is convinced."
"Is that Mo Wu who looks like a sinister eunuch?" Tianjiu snorted with disdain.
"That's right! Even though he looks like a eunuch, he is a typical pervert. He has hundreds of beauties hidden in his house, and he even doesn't let go of such a clichéd guy as an old woman."
"Oh, it turns out you were embarrassed in front of him. How is he now? When the king's realm collapses, will he jump up and curse?"
"Haha, don't tell me, this big pervert will definitely go crazy this time. He was exploded, and he didn't even get the Shaping King Pill. What retribution! Unfortunately, the power of the bomb is really not that good, and I don't know.
It was that fool who did it, I will definitely clean it up with him when I see it!"
"Hey, it's good to have it exploded. How do you expect to be blown up to death in one go?!" Tian Jiu was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.
"If it had been my sister's time, I would have blown him to pieces! Hey, little guy, it sounds like you blew it up?" The old beauty's eyes suddenly flashed brightly, and she asked in surprise.
"No, no! Isn't this what the old sister said herself?" Tianjiu quickly shook his head in denial.
"Well, I believe you have the guts, but not the ability. But it's hard to say. You said you suddenly took out a high-grade Shaping King Pill. Except for the Immortal Emperor, this kind of pill is rare in the world. Little guy
, it won’t be you who stole the ink..."
"Ahem! Old sister, did you see my elder brother come out when something happened in the King Realm just now?" Tianjiu hurriedly interrupted the old beauty in the red dress, and increased his strength with his big hands.
"Oh my! You damn boy, are you going to break my sister's bones? If you break her bones, she will go straight to your harem. If you don't want to eat her, she will disgust you for the rest of your life!"
The old beauty in the red dress grinned loudly, and her heart was already extremely excited. She seemed to see her purple kitchen knife running rampant in the sky of the fairy world again. (To be continued.)