The beautiful sun hangs high, and the imperial palace is ablaze with gold and green...
The main hall is divided into nine levels, with each level rising from level to level. Each level is three feet high and thirty feet long and wide.
The first and second levels are empty. There are dozens of holy immortals standing on the left and right sides of the third, fourth and fifth levels. There are immortal generals in immortal armor on the left, and courtiers in various robes on the right. On the sixth, seventh, eighth and third levels, there are dozens of saints on both sides.
There is an exquisite red jade chair. Ink, the immortal kings from the war camp are sitting on the left side according to their cultivation level; the immortal kings from the traveling camp and the immortal mansion are sitting on the right side.
On the ninth level, there is a large purple-gold jade couch in the center. There are three jade chairs on the left and right sides of the jade couch. Six beautiful beauties are sitting on the jade chairs, but the beauties all have delicate faces and red eyes.
Showing a trace of fatigue. Behind the purple gold jade couch, there is a large screen. Behind the screen, there are three people sitting indistinctly, but they can't see their specific appearance.
At this time, on the purple gold and jade couch, the purple-robed old man was lying sideways, with a purple crown high on his head, purple hair reaching his shoulders, and his long eyes opening and closing, looking down with a hint of teasing.
Tianjiu stood at the bottom on the right side, worthy of standing on the edge of the third level. He was dressed in a blue robe, and the fatigue on his face was wiped away, and he looked completely refreshed and scratching his head. It was just that there were obvious scratches on his neck.
There are red marks everywhere, and it looks like it has been chewed by someone.
"Boy, where did you go just now? I can't find you anywhere!" Huang Laowu's message came from the other side.
Tianjiu glanced at the old guy: "What does it have to do with you?!"
"Hmph! Your face is full of youth and your neck is bright red. You must have done nothing good. I'm just wondering, in this royal court, you still see an opportunity to steal? I don't know which little female guard you have harmed!
Be careful, if Sanying is angered, he will eat people!" Huang Laowu also sneered.
"Princess, are you scared? Huang Laowu, I will propose marriage to the Immortal Emperor soon, quack quack!" Tianjiu said with a wicked smile.
"Tch! I'm afraid of you, you idiot! I checked just now. All the royal princesses over the age of sixteen are now married. If you dare to touch anyone under the age of sixteen, the old guy above will chop you into pieces.
No."
"No old man, why are you checking this? Are you as boring as you?" Tianjiu bared his teeth and hummed.
"Hahaha! There is no way. I accidentally let you catch a fatal loophole. If I don't find out, one day I will follow in the footsteps of the black-armored general. Wouldn't it be tragic!" Huang Laowu was in a good mood.
road.
"Old man, you are cruel! Just asking, are you afraid that the boy will go back and mess with your daughter?" Tianjiu said in a bad voice.
"Hehe! You miscalculated again. A few days ago, I received a voice transmission talisman from the great mother-in-law, saying that Jiu Yatou already has a heart. The great mother-in-law said that she had met the boy, admired him very much, and nodded in agreement. Say no.
The young couple must have gone to the jade couch by now. You are still messing around here. Do you have a chance? Alas, I have recovered from my last heartache. You, why don't you stay?" Huang Laowu said happily.
The sound was transmitted, causing Tianjiu's sea of consciousness to buzz.
"Tch! Dese! Old man, remember to bring toilet paper next time you cry!" Tianjiu looked at Huang Laowu with contempt, and couldn't help but sigh and shake his head.
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"Okay, let's start the morning session! Dear Immortal Kings, before you report on the important events, I will first take a look at a young disciple. He is my lucky star!" The old man in purple robe said, raising his head to face Monk Mo Da on the left.
Nunu mouth.
Monk Mo Yiyi bowed slightly and recited a Buddhist message softly: "Amitabha! Tianjiu, the special envoy of Wanzhou, why don't you hurry up and pay homage to me!"
"Huh?" Tianjiu, who was smiling secretly, suddenly became excited, as if he heard someone mentioning his name.
"Boy, come up quickly, the old guy wants to see you!" Huang Laowu's message came again.
"Holy crap! Why are you the first one to do it?!" Tianjiu bared his teeth secretly.
He dodged out and reached the eighth step in a few steps. Then he clasped his hands in his fists, knelt on the ground and shouted loudly: "Wanzhou Tianjiu, pay homage to His Majesty the Emperor!"
"Well, Tianjiu! Raise your head and let me see!"
Tianjiu gritted his teeth and raised his head, looking at the jade couch on the high platform. On the jade couch, an old man in purple robe stared at him with a smile. The old man had purple hair and sharp eyes, but there were many wrinkles on his forehead and corners of his eyes, which looked a bit vicissitudes of life.
feeling.
"Well, you look like an ordinary person, with calm eyes. It's the first time I saw you, and you didn't feel any nervousness or fear at all. It's not bad. I heard that you are from Wanzhou, and you also won the first prize of the Holy Immortal in the Three Prefectures Exchange Conference?"
"Back to Your Majesty, Tianjiu is just happy. In fact, in that battle for the Holy Immortal Realm, a guy had already got there first. It's just that this unlucky guy didn't know that the box is the final victory. He took away the treasure and left the jade box for the boy.
Got a big deal."
Tianjiu replied loudly, waving his hand and wiping out a seven-foot-long jade box, which was exactly the box that held the colorful rosy clothes. The boundary mud on the surface of the box had long been cleared away, revealing its true appearance.
Below the hall, Huang Laowu was so angry that his teeth were itching. He looked at the guy kneeling on the stage and cursed hundreds of times in his heart.
"Hahaha! Interesting! The guy who took the treasure must be a big pervert. Do you know what was originally in the box?" Donghuang asked with a laugh.
"I don't know, Your Majesty!"
"A flowery dress worn by a woman. It was thin, exposed, and transparent. I don't know which pervert brought it as tribute. I looked at it for a long time and showed it to the ladies in the palace. They all shook their heads and said it was
It's too immoral and degrading to my delicate body. Lord Mo Wu happened to come over and asked about the reward, so I gave it to him casually."
"Haha, it turns out it's not the King of Shaping Pill? I even scolded that thief guy hundreds of times!" Tianjiu said loudly.
"You want the Shaping King Pill? No rush, no rush! You are in the early stage of Saint Immortal. It's early. When you have done great service for me, I can consider rewarding you with one. Now the Shaping King Pill is scarce and difficult to get.
ah."
"Thank you for your great kindness, Your Majesty!" Tianjiu quickly clasped his fists, showing a look of great joy.
"Okay! Master Mo Yi, was he the one who pointed out the little fairy dragon you caught last night?" Dong Huang turned to look at the great monk and asked.
"Yes, Your Majesty, it is indeed this boy. His every word is like a pearl, which made me suddenly realize." Mo Yi took charge and replied.
"Very good! Tianjiu is still alive, I allow you to answer while standing!" Donghuang touched the purple beard on his chin and nodded.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Tianjiu replied, stood up, took a deep breath, looked through the screen, and seemed to catch a glimpse of a familiar graceful figure behind him.
"Tianjiu, tell me, how did you guide the master to fish out the little fairy dragon? That is a cunning guy who has been unable to fish out for decades."
Tianjiu thought about it for a while, cupped his fists and replied: "Your Majesty, it's actually very simple. I just asked the master to change the bait. I thought that the immortal dragon must have never eaten this bait. I should give it a try if I change it. There will be no consequences at all."
Out of the blue.”
"What kind of bait is it?"
"Your Majesty, it's a pig!"
"Uh?!" Donghuang's mouth twitched.
Behind the screen, the beauty covered with gold gauze had a sullen face, but she was smiling in her heart.
"Ahem! I mean the bait is a bit of fairy pork."
"Pork? No way, the fairy dragon likes to eat such low-level things?"
"No, no! Your Majesty doesn't know something. The kid uses top-grade immortal pork and top-grade immortal pigs, which are known as holy immortal stones. When the immortal king sees them, he will salivate. As long as the immortal dragon has never eaten them, he will definitely be greedy.
"
"High-quality fairy pigs? Well, I have eaten some, and they taste really extraordinary. Unfortunately, the output is a bit rare, and they are not reproduced in large numbers in the fairy world. Tianjiu, how could you think of using it to seduce fairy dragons?"
"Haha, because this kid is a pig farmer, so he is called Pigherd Tianjiu."
"Hahaha! Pigherder Tianjiu, you can become a saint by raising pigs, and you even got an interview with me. Interesting! Interesting! Tell me, are you good at raising pigs?"
"Back to Your Majesty, it's hard to say anything else. When it comes to raising pigs, I'm really good at it. There are a lot of high-grade fairy pigs just by raising them. I relied on them to make a fortune, get rich, and even pick up a lot of little beauties.
.Eating pork during the day and eating beauty meat at night, I was very busy."
Before Tianjiu finished speaking, the whole hall burst into laughter. Behind the screen, the golden gauze beauty bit her red lips tightly, and the corners of her mouth trembled slightly.
"Hahaha! Wonderful, wonderful! Pigherd Tianjiu, watch your seat!" Donghuang Da Le waved his hand lightly, and a purple gold and jade chair was instantly placed on the right side of the eighth-level hall.
Tianjiu smiled mockingly, cupped his hands at the immortal kings on both sides, and moved to sit in the chair.
After dozens of breaths, the laughter subsided. Donghuang looked at Tianjiu again, suddenly glanced under the collar of his robe, and asked with a wicked smile: "Tianjiu, there are red marks everywhere on your neck, and it looks like
It’s fresh, isn’t it because you fought with a beauty before going to court? Tell me, did you mess with any of the beautiful female guards in my palace?”
"Ahem, cough, cough! Your Majesty is wronged! These are traces of the battle, but they are not from the battle with the beauty." Tianjiu said loudly.
"Oh? Go on!" Donghuang opened his eyes with interest.
"Oh! Don't mention it. You don't know something. Although the top-grade fairy pork is beautiful, its teeth are sharp and its bite is cruel. There is no cure and it won't be removed in ten and a half months. These red marks are all caused by
Most of the people in the hall were laughing so hard that only the beauty with golden gauze behind the screen was clenching her teeth.
After a hundred breaths passed, Donghuang patted the bed and called out: "Tianjiu, you make me very happy. I want to reward you. What kind of reward do you think you need? Beauty, immortal stone, treasure, official title, you can choose any one."