Zhan Tian looked at Tian Jiu and smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Oh, brother Tian, Zhan Tian also wants to go back to pick up Senior Sister Qingqing and his wife, but he has no way..."
"Come on, idiot. If your consort wants to go out, who would dare to fart even half loudly?" Tianjiu rolled his eyes.
"Although he is said to be the Prince Consort, he actually does not have any real power. Even leaving the imperial court has to be approved by Princess Sun. Zhan Tian has no other choice but to practice hard every day." Zhan Tian stared at the imperial domain map and smiled bitterly.
"Is your new wife worried about you?" Tianjiu frowned.
"No, Your Majesty and Your Majesty are worried."
"Your Majesty? Why?"
"Because Zhan Tian is nothing more than an outsider. To put it bluntly, he is just a tool to vent his desires and sow seeds. It is difficult for all of our princes-in-law to gain favor from His Majesty, just to make way for the princes, sons and grandsons. Today is an exception, Zhan Tian It is estimated that this matter involves a wide range of things, and His Majesty will show mercy outside the law in order to cultivate his own people."
"Hey! Why are you thinking so much? You lead your soldiers, guard your gate, make the old guy happy, and give you a chance to go to the lower world."
"The lower realm? Alas, it's difficult! Except for the inspectors and the guides, no immortal can go down to the lower realm without special matters. However, now that he sees Brother Tian, Zhan Tian has hopes again?"
"What do you expect? I don't have any connections now. Even if I had connections, I would have to get six or seven wives in my family one by one. There might be mothers-in-law and the like. Do you think it will be easy? Idiot, Qian Don't count on me!" Tianjiu said, sinking into the big chair.
"Well, it's better to take one step first! Brother Tian, how did you come to the fairy world?" Zhan Tian finally looked away from the imperial map, turned around and walked to Tianjiu.
"Don't mention it! I'm not as lucky as you. I was tricked by that Yanjing cloud and almost died during the teleportation. By accident, I ended up in Wanzhou Immortal Mansion, and I was exploited by a bunch of evil women..."
"What is squeeze?" Zhan Tian asked in shock.
"I just took off your robe, and three or five women surrounded you and teased you... Do you understand?! You idiot!" Tianjiu snorted angrily.
"Ahem! Brother Tian is still lucky!" Zhan Tian smiled for the first time.
"Yes, you are lucky enough to be a peach blossom. You were almost buried under the peach tree by the wife who tickled you, and you became a peach blossom!"
"How did brother escape on that day?"
"Tch! Do you need to escape? I'll just squeeze all the mothers down one by one and let them cry for father and mother!"
"Haha, Brother Tian is as sharp as ever! Do Caixia and the others know about your arrival in the fairy world?" Zhan Tian scratched his scalp and asked with a smile.
"Do you know? I guess they must have thought that I was dead. Maybe they all moved away a long time ago. Alas, I don't know what color the hat on my head has turned! Come to think of it, I look like this every day I’m going to cough up three liters of blood!”
"No! Fairy Caixia is a powerful person and must have a strong mind. She will definitely wait until Brother Tian returns to reunite with her."
"You mean, the others will all move away?" Tianjiu said with a twitching corner of his mouth.
"Alas~! Brother Tian, why bother asking for trouble! The way of heaven is boundless and impermanent, who can tell clearly? Didn't Zhan once vow to only stay with his senior sister for the rest of his life? In the end, a small teleportation will Everything was shattered. So Zhan Tian believes that only strength is the best guarantee."
"Ouch, idiot! You have achieved great enlightenment! No wonder you have entered the final stage of the Saint Immortal in a few months, and you have also mastered the eighth level of Sword Intent. You have a bright future, and I am optimistic about you! I hope that one day you can be on the Purple Gold Emperor's bed. Drag the old guy down and go up and sit down by yourself."
"Ahem! Brother Tian, you dare to say such rebellious things. If His Majesty finds out, I will have to chop off your head!"
"Tch~! I'm so scared! If he dares to offend me, I will play with his mother-in-law every day and make the hat on his head turn green!"
"You... are so cowardly! Zhan Tian can't be bothered to pay attention to you. Tell me, where should we get together now? It's your first time to the imperial court. After all, I am also the consort, and I cannot let Brother Tian live on the street."
"Go and get me a royal princess to play with, okay?" Tianjiu smiled mischievously.
"No! The princesses all have masters, and the ones who don't have masters are still underage!"
"It doesn't matter! I love poaching. As long as you are a royal princess, you will have a special taste when washing and eating..." Tianjiu was grinning when he suddenly noticed that Zhan Tian was staring at him fiercely and sneered quickly: "Haha, you idiot,
Don’t worry, I will never poach you!”
"Why don't Zhan Tian take you to Zuixian Tower? The Zuixian Brew there is much better than the Zhan family's Zuixian Liquor. Zhan Tian has gone there to drink secretly several times..."
"Go, go, go! Now that I am cultivating myself, I only eat meat and don't drink any alcohol. Even if you take me to a brothel, it's better to go and have a drink. Hey, idiot, how about I take you to visit the brothel in the fairy world?
"Tianjiu's eyes flickered, and he hugged Zhan Tian's shoulders.
"Ahem! Brother Tian, the seventeenth princess is pregnant. I have to go back and take a look. My brother is gone, you can do it yourself!" Zhan Tian put Tianjiu's big hand away and staggered to the entrance of the palace.
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"Hey, isn't this the Prince Consort? Nice to meet you!" At the entrance of the palace, a silver-armored immortal general walked in.
Zhan Tianjian frowned slightly, stopped in a hurry, and clasped his fists slightly: "It turns out to be the Silver-armored Immortal General of Xiguan Feijiang Ying, Zhan Tian is polite!"
"Old man, what are you doing here?" Tianjiu stood up and asked.
"What am I here to do? He cut off the right arm of my deputy, what do you think I will do in the future?" Huang Laowu snorted coldly.
"Quack! Old man, don't be impulsive. It doesn't matter if you want to stand up for your subordinates. If Qiao Qiao dies, Jiu Yatou will be all alone..." Tian Jiu chattered and laughed evilly.
"What does it have to do with you?! Shut up!"
"Alas! I might as well tell you that I really want to settle your family's nine girls and give you a grandson. If your old man dies, do you think it's none of my business?"
Huang Laowu glanced up and down at Tianjiu, showing endless contempt: "Nine-year-old girl is in love with a pig, but she won't sleep on a jade bed with a gangster like you, so stop dreaming. Go, go, aside!"
Go cool off!"
Zhan Tian turned around, glanced at Tianjiu strangely, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and suddenly smiled: "Haha! Flying General, Zhan Tian chopped off your arm. It is indeed Zhan Tian's fault. What do you want Zhan Tian to do?"
Compensation? How about you strike Zhan Tian with a sword?"
"No! I am going to challenge you. I have already stood up in the imperial palace. I came to you today to express my gratitude to Ling Fei. I would like to thank my consort for showing mercy. At the same time, Ling Fei hopes to work for you in Nanguan and be your
I have a little immortal general under my command!" Huang Laowu said, cupping his fists.
"Huh?" Zhan Tian was stunned for a moment and said no more.
"Even if you become a Great Immortal Wei! To be honest, I really don't want to let him go, but he said that he was completely impressed by your sword power, and he also wants to understand the sword's intention with you. Only under your hand can he have a chance to break through.
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Zhan Tian nodded: "Flying General, let's talk as we walk!"
"Okay! I also feel uncomfortable with that little pervert around. Let's go to Feijiang Hall to discuss it carefully." Huang Laowu was overjoyed.
"Well! Zhan Tian also hopes to meet with all the generals!"
The two hit it off immediately and walked out of the hall side by side, leaving only a depressed person standing there baring his teeth.
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Just when Tianjiu was depressed, a ray of spiritual thought shot into the temple and accurately penetrated into his consciousness.
"Master, you can come to Jin'er now!"
"Oh? Beauty, aren't you afraid of the old guy coming to check the ward?" Tianjiu pouted.
"Don't worry, young master, the old man is sowing seeds and is having a great time. Even if he finishes sowing, he won't dare to come to Jin'er." Came the beauty's sweet laughter.
"Aren't there still beauties Yin'er and Bai'er? Aren't you afraid that they will notice?" Tianjiu said, without any intention of leaving, and sat down in the jade chair again.
"Yin'er left the imperial city, Bai'er went to the Garden of Divine Beasts, and Jin'er was the only one enjoying the fairy flowers here!"
"Keep admiring that beauty. I need to adjust my breath a little. This little body can't bear it!" Tianjiu grinned and took out a fairy pig leg and began to eat it.
"Huh! Jin'er's patience has a limit. You only have ten breaths to come here!" The beauty seemed to be very unhappy.
"You're not a beauty. You haven't eaten meat for a hundred years and yet you come here. You can't restrain yourself for a while..."
"Eight breaths...seven breaths...five breaths..." the beauty muttered softly.
"Tch~! Who are you trying to scare?! My life is at stake. If you can, just come over and eat!"
"Giggle! Jin'er lets you taste what it's like to be disobedient. If you want to seduce me, get up~!"
Before the beauty's laughter ended, Tianjiu's eyes suddenly turned blood red, and infinite flames ignited, as if they were directly burning on his heart.
"Oh my god, you damn bitch, I will fight you for three hundred rounds today to see who kills whom?!"
Someone bared his teeth and groaned, threw away the pig bones in his hand, and with bloody eyes and red face, shot out of the Prince's Palace. (To be continued.)