The rest of the day was heavy, and at some point on the Shenma Peak, a pretty woman in a snow skirt stood...
Tianjiu hummed a little tune and emerged from a mountain peak. After a few shakes, he reached the top of the peak. Just as he was about to step into the portal, his whole body suddenly felt excited. He suddenly turned around and swept towards the horse's head at the top of the peak.
"Oh, sir, are you here to deliver stones?" Tianjiu smiled sarcastically and walked towards the horse's head. After taking a few steps, he swayed slightly and stepped into an empty space in an instant.
"Don't look at it. This is a meeting space created by me. You can see the outside, but we can't be seen outside."
"Well, that's right! It's a place where people kill people and seize treasures, and they're romantic and happy. But the environment is so bad. There's not even a jade couch, so I have no appetite."
"My little darling, you are very cool. If I had done something behind your back just now, you would have been dead a long time ago." The woman in the snow skirt raised her eyebrows and hummed.
"Well, sir, who among us is with whom? We have rolled on the jade couch several times. There is love on the couch even if there is no emotion, right? Hehe, for the sake of your sincerity, if you break the stone in half, you can spend 250 million
That's good." Tianjiu said, stretching out his big hand in front of the beauty.
"Do you really want me to throw stones at you?" The beauty sneered with narrowed eyes.
"I'll give you another discount. If you erase the fraction, it'll be 200 million. The other fortune tellers will respect you."
The beauty in the snow skirt pushed Tianjiu's big hand away, wagging her fingers and humming: "I know very well that there are two-jeweled true blood horses in there, not fifty thousand, but also thirty thousand; three-jeweled horses, there are eight thousand or not ten thousand."
, as for the four-beaded horses, I often take a look at them. Why do all the good horses here die when you come here?"
"Hehehehe! There is no way, all the good horses are gone. This is an indisputable fact. If you don't believe me, you can find it yourself. I come and go naked every day. If you give me a horse, I can't hide it.
." Tianjiu Thief laughed again and again.
The beauty in the snow skirt was unmoved and continued to hum: "Also, your ridiculous reason for taking the baby colt to the spirit world for breeding can not only deceive the old guy who has not cared about the racecourse for decades, but also
who?"
"I'm not an adult, I really want to communicate! Even the great monk nodded."
"Why don't you talk about using people to communicate with each other?" The beauty looked at her with contempt.
"Haha, sir, are you willing? How about giving it a try?"
"You...?" The beauty's teeth were trembling with anger. After a long while, she nodded slowly: "Okay! Since you are so stubborn, I will have some sex with the old man and see if I can kill you. Even if I don't kill you,
Regarding your matters in the lower realm, I will directly ask others to handle them..."
"Don't bother, beauty! I'm wrong! Let's do this. I'll spare all the stones, and I'll put them all on your back." Tianjiu's teeth ached, and this woman actually pinched his life gate.
"Giggle! Giggle! Little darling, you have finally figured it out. Well, since you are leaving, I will see you off tonight, and I have nothing else to do with you. This beautiful body is yours, let you enjoy it, more
No, it's just one night." The beauty in the snow skirt shook the mountain gently and winked.
"Well...don't you want to go to the old guy's place?" Tianjiu smacked his lips, feeling a little weak in his heart.
"Forget it, the old guy's stuff is too fiddly. Now there are about a dozen beauties from other places trying it. Before they get to my place, they will probably be defeated. Little guy, you taste good, it's you!" said the beauty!
, the delicate body leaned over quietly.
"Ahem! I'm about to fall apart!" Tianjiu muttered in a low voice.
"No, no! I know your power best. How many times have you made me into mud? If you do well, I will be rewarded; if you dare to perfunctory, you will regret it." The beauty smiled evilly.
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Tianjiu thought about it for a moment, and without any hesitation, he took the beauty's jade hand and tried to duck down the mountain.
"Oh, wait! I forgot one thing, and I still have to talk about it." The beauty in the snow skirt paused, framed Tianjiu's neck with her hands, and said with a charming smile.
"You're not a beauty. If you want to feel comfortable, it's better to do it early. I'm really busy. I have to report to the great monk after I finish."
The beauty in the snow skirt ignored her and blew her red lips like orchid: "Did you abduct the little beauty that I like?"
"Eh? Beauty? What kind of beauty? No, no! I can kidnap you alone, who else would you dare kidnap? Don't listen to people's nonsense, it will kill someone!" Tianjiu hummed, covering the beauty's breasts with his big hands.
alley.
"Really not? But I heard that she has a passionate relationship with you. Every time you come, she has to accompany you all the way, and she looks like a shy little woman." The beauty in the snow skirt stretched out a jade hand and lifted up Tianjiu.
There are faint mottled red marks on the collar and neck of the blue robe.
"Oh, that's because your Yingying female guard has good service, is considerate and thoughtful, I praise you from the bottom of my heart."
"I also heard that after she hooked up with you and left, she never came back. This morning, someone saw a woman in extremely fragrant clothes hugging you. Oh, just like my snow dress,
It is said that there is nothing under the skirt, it is called a charm! Is this the case?" The beauty rubbed the red mark on Tianjiu's neck, curling her lips and humming.
"You...you sent someone to monitor me?" Tian Jiu'er's heart tightened. He didn't even notice anyone was monitoring him this morning.
"What are you talking about? I care about you. You should know that there is no place inside or outside the imperial court that is out of my sight?"
"Ahem, cough, cough! Beauty, it's getting late, let's find a place to have fun!" Tianjiu smiled, and simply stretched out his big hands to cover her skirt.
"No rush, no rush! It's not too late to clarify the matter first and then we can have fun. To be honest with you, this beauty is my wife's filial piety to the great monk. What if the great monk knows that you tasted his woman in advance...
"
The beauty in the snow skirt was still grinning, but the big hand on the mountain suddenly exerted force, causing her to show her teeth: "What do you want to do? Do you want to kill me?"
"Oh, stop talking, you won! Tell me, how to settle this matter?" Tianjiu lamented for a while. He knew in his heart that since this matter was exposed, it started with this bitch and must end with this bitch.
"Five hundred million!" The beauty lightly opened her red lips.
"You are so open-minded. I can spend 10 million to get a more beautiful girl for the monk. With my sharp tongue, the monk will definitely be happy."
"Four hundred million!"
"Do you think it's foolish to spend 400 million to get a maid who is not stunningly beautiful?"
"Three hundred million, if one is missing, we will break it up in one fell swoop. I'll let you lose both your life and wealth, and you won't be able to go to the spiritual world."
"It was actually the great monk's idea to go to the spirit world. It has nothing to do with me. I just want to go for a ride. Don't bullshit me! I will give you 50 million, and you can spend another 5 million to get another one for the old guy.
Top it off, and the rest goes into your pocket.”
"Take your paws away! You only want me to run errands for you for 50 million yuan and wait for you all night. Do you really think my head was kicked by a donkey?!" The beauty struggled angrily and pushed someone away.
Turn around and leave.
Tianjiu twitched his big hand and pulled out a small silver dress from the beauty's skirt. He swung it in front of him and smiled mischievously: "A few days ago, as soon as the monk and the great monk left the pagoda, Mo Wu found me and blackmailed me.
The treasure I got. According to him, it was ordered by you, the beauty, and he also received a piece of good-grade soft protective armor from him, right? Well, not bad, soft and fresh, can't be beaten by the sixth or seventh grade.
, if I give it to any mother-in-law..."
The beauty in the snow skirt suddenly stopped, bit her red lips, paused for three or five breaths, and forced out a bright smile: "Oh, my dear, you are so bad! You actually stole something from my skirt, but I like it, let's go,
Don’t say anything, let’s go and have fun!”
"No more rocks?" Tianjiu shook his soft armor and smiled.
"What is a stone or not? Who do we follow? It's only fifty million, I don't need the money!" The beauty said, got into Tianjiu's arms again, waved her jade hand, and took away the silver soft armor in an instant
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"Hey hey hey!"
Tianjiu's ghostly trumpet echoed on the top of Shenma Peak. He picked up the beauty and dodged to a small mountain with beautiful scenery.
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The landscape of the garden was misty, with the sounds of beasts roaring, and the night quickly passed away in passion. When the first ray of sunlight at dawn sank into the Garden of Divine Beasts, two graceful people were already standing side by side on the hillside, neatly dressed.
"Beauty, I didn't deal with you, did I?" The man in blue robe seemed to be asking and answering.
"It's okay! At least it tastes much better than the big monk and the old man, but it seems a little weaker than the previous times. Think about it, you just finished making a little beauty, and you can still do this, I think you pass!"
"Is it time for us to say goodbye?" The man in blue robe smiled.
"Will you die if you stay with me for a little longer?"
"No, if the guards outside find us having sex here..."
"It doesn't matter, they were all selected by me, and their lives are in my hands. Even if I am here fooling around with others, they will turn a blind eye."
"Oh, no wonder you feel confident. But I really have to go do something. I will come back and enjoy the scenery with you." The man in blue robe licked his lips and hummed in a flattering manner.
"You want to take this, right?" The woman in the snow skirt had a black jade medal in her hand. The word 'Inspector' on the jade medal was eye-catching.
"Huh? Inspector Lingfu! Where did you come from?" the man in blue robe asked in surprise.
"Of course I asked for it for you. Don't forget, I am your immediate boss. If you had gone to the old monk alone last night, he would have had nothing good for you to eat. When you asked for this card, I told you
The monk has handed over the information. If you go to him again, it will prove that you have failed the dark ink review and the mission will be canceled immediately."
"Hehe! Thank you, thank you! It's better to be the boss!" The man smiled sarcastically, grabbed the jade medal, and dragged out the word "boss" for a long time.
"Although the lower realm is barren, good treasures may also appear. It is not easy for you to go there once. Put in more effort and enrich your pocket. Every ten years, the spirit realm pays tribute to the emperor, and the list will be transmitted to the Ying camp, and it will be directly
If it's in my hands, I'll tear it up for you, but if you want to recruit a lot of women, I'll report it directly to the old guy so that you won't be able to eat any of them." (To be continued.)