It was a red day, and in front of Niehai Zen Temple, monks came and went in twos and threes from time to time... Only the tenth room with a drooping door number was empty.
The flat-headed monk was lying on the Zen platform, with his legs crossed, humming a tune, and looking boredly at the thumb-sized jade palace in his hand. The palace was crystal clear, and bursts of fairy clouds shot out from time to time.
"Mrs. Six, how do you feel inside?" The flat-headed monk smiled slyly at Xiaoyu Palace.
"You damn pervert, why is there a gorgeous girl here? Who is she?" A sweet shout came from Xiaoyu Palace.
"Oh, you are asking Xue'er. She is the stable horseman hired by me to manage tens of thousands of fairy horses for me."
"Horseherd? Is there any shepherd dressed like this? It's so thin that you can see everything that shouldn't be seen all over your body, and your eyes are full of beauty. Are you teasing me?"
"Ahem! Just roll around occasionally when you're lonely and unbearable..."
"Occasionally go away... you pervert, you won't even let a stable boy go. I've been waiting for you for four years in vain! If I had known you were like this, why didn't I move away! Oops, I've lost a lot of money!" she roared.
It was heard again, causing the flat-headed monk's big hands to tremble.
"Madam, what's wrong with the horse herd? I am a pig herd, and the horse herd happened to be hooking up with the pig herd. You have to be careful what you say. This Xue'er is a saint, and you are only in the middle stage of the Mahayana. If you piss her off, there will be no good consequences.
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"You...?" In the Xumi Immortal Mansion, Princess Peony fell down on the grass.
A six-jeweled horse came quickly, and a woman in a snow skirt jumped out from the horse. The woman's face was red, and two plump peaks were faintly visible in the snow skirt.
"Hello, Mrs. Six!" The woman bit her red lips and bowed.
"You...what do you want to do? My Peony is not afraid of you!" Princess Peony shouted in horror.
"Madam, Xue'er means absolutely no offense to you. I have already said hello to Xue'er and said that the madam will come in to practice. Madam, you can meditate under the hilltop in front. There are fairy veins there and the fairy dust is the richest."
Princess Peony glanced at the woman in the snow skirt again for a moment, frowned and asked: "Are you dressed like this just to seduce the little pervert?"
"Madam, Xueer dressed like this to please me. Xueer is just a maidservant. If I hadn't come to the rescue, she would have been out of her mind. As long as I like it, Xueer will wear it for him for the rest of her life. But don't worry.
, I will not covet the position of my wife. I can give me this horse farm. I am satisfied." The woman in the snow skirt said with a slight shyness.
"I order you to change the palace skirt!" Peony suddenly stood up and pointed at the woman in the snow skirt and shouted.
"But I like..."
"Leave him alone! I don't like it! If you dare to disobey, I will never be done with you!"
"Yes, Madam!" The woman in the snow skirt thought for a moment. She waved her jade hand lightly, and a thick white palace skirt was draped down, and the little bits of spring color disappeared in an instant.
"Also, take care of your horse and skirt, and don't seduce the pervert! Especially when I'm here, don't do anything untoward!" Princess Peony snorted, turned around and flew towards the mini mountain ahead.
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As the dusk fell under the clouds, the old monk who had slept all day beside the temple door turned over and sat up, holding on to his worn shoes, swaying and heading east. As he passed by the Niehai Zen Field, a slightly familiar fragrance came in
breath.
"Eh? This scent is so familiar!"
The old monk murmured, blinking his eyes non-stop, blowing his breath gently, and walked along the roadside directly to the door of the No. 10 meditation room. The door of the room was wide open, and it was unusually deserted.
"No. 10?" The old monk paused and licked his lips, feeling that the aroma was even stronger.
The old monk's spiritual consciousness was slightly explored, but it was empty, so he bit the bullet and hummed: "May I ask Master, are you still teaching Zen today?"
After a while, a lazy voice came from the Zen field: "The sun has set on the west mountain, and today's Zen teaching is over. If you want to teach Zen, come tomorrow at Chenshi."
"Old man Po Chen, do you dare to ask the master's Dharma name?" The old monk frowned and tried to get in. Unfortunately, the fairy clouds surged above the Zen gate, and the old monk's body bounced back.
"Ba Shi!" After a while, the reply came out.
"Master Po Shi, were you having a meal just now?" The old monk swallowed.
"Well, not bad! Your dog's nose is quite sharp. What do you think, do you want to eat something?" A slightly obscene voice came from the Zen room.
"Hey~!"
The old monk took a deep breath, and his eyes suddenly flashed with color. Familiar, extremely familiar! There was a hint of banter in the banter! There was a little bit of bad intention in the banter, and the memory that had been sealed for several years suddenly opened up.
"Hey, if the master is willing to give some charity, the old monk would be very grateful!"
As soon as the old monk finished speaking, a small ball of golden stuff flew out and landed accurately in front of him. The golden ball was only the size of a fist, and the specific material could not be seen, but it gave off an extremely attractive fairy fragrance.
The old monk opened his mouth wide and took it in without hesitation. He swallowed it in several mouthfuls. After three or five breaths, he laughed again and said: "Master, can you give me some more? The old monk still has more to say."
"Go away! You are too greedy to be a monk. Are there any monks like you? Be careful and I will kill you!"
"Yes! Master's teachings are correct. Master, can you open the door? The old monk wants to express his gratitude in person!" The old monk vaguely felt that his stomach was beginning to turn upside down, but he still clasped his fists and bowed.
"Go, go, go! Master, I will be happy when the sun goes down. Old man, why don't you just stay there? Don't disturb me again, you will die!" The last voice came from the Zen room, like a roar of teeth, and then fairy dust curled around the door. In an instant,
Several light shields were aroused, completely blocking the old monk from detecting the inside.
In the Xumi Immortal Mansion, a bonfire was raging. A small cauldron was hung on the bonfire, with only a few leftovers left in the cauldron. The fragrance of the immortals floated for several miles. A man and two women were sitting by the fire, enjoying a feast.
"Master, who is this monk? How can he smell the fragrance of your fairy pork?" Xueer burped and asked with a sweet smile.
Before the man could speak, Princess Peony snorted: "Then the old monk used to be on good terms with this little pervert. All he had to do was wear a pair of trousers. Except for lust, all the precepts were broken by this little pervert. There was no shortage of pork.
Eat it, even this old guy from Bali can smell it."
"Hey, Xue'er, don't listen to Madam, the old monk is actually pretty good except for his gluttony. In four years, he actually cultivated to Mahayana and made much progress than before." The man said with a sneer.
Princess Peony patted her belly and stood up suddenly: "Oh, it's been a long time since I had such a delicious and nutritious meal! Let's go, little pervert, and go refine it with me!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
The man smiled evilly, winked at Xue'er who was still by the fire, stretched out his big hand, hugged Princess Peony and shot towards the distant mini-peak.
Not long after, the sound of dragons and phoenixes could be heard vaguely, making the Xumi Cave here feel full of spring.
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The morning light suddenly appeared, and a new day quietly opened. Xueer stood under the mini-mountain mountain and called softly: "Madam, sir, the hour is coming soon, it's time to get up!"
"I know! Is the old monk outside here?" The man's voice came from the dense forest at the waist of the peak.
Xueer smiled sweetly and said, "The old monk stayed at the door meditating all night and didn't leave at all."
"Oh, this old guy not only has a sharp nose, but also has a big appetite. He has to eat one meal after another. It seems that I can't handle him anymore." Ten breaths after the words were spoken, a man in blue robes flashed out of the dense forest.
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"Sir, there's so much fairy dew in the mountains, how do you feel?" Xue'er asked with a blushing face.
"Huh? It's okay, it's okay! This golden body of mine is not that powerful!"
"No sir, Xue'er is worried about my wife. She is not a Mahayana person. If she doesn't do it right, her Dharma body will be burned."
"This... is a problem... I protected you last night so I wouldn't get in the way. If things go on like this, the taste will be much worse." The man bared his teeth and snorted.
Xue'er's beautiful face became even redder, and Mosquito hummed: "Xue'er wants to build a palace here, I don't know..."
"Okay, okay! That's a good idea. You make the arrangements and you make the decision." The man looked surprised and nodded repeatedly.
"But where do the materials come from?"
"You discuss it with your wife and let her take care of it. Remember to get a few more rooms. I have a lot of wives. If all of them come in one day, I'll get a headache!" Someone grinned with a sore tooth and walked out of the Xumi Immortal Mansion.
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The fairy formation in front of the tenth Zen room quietly disappeared, and the old monk suddenly opened his small eyes. In a flash of light, he climbed up and sat up, trying to get into the Zen room.
"Wait a minute! Old monk, don't you understand the rules of teaching Zen?" A sharp shout came from the room.
"Rules? Oh, I understand! One breath, one top quality!" The old monk patted his head, wiped out a storage spirit ring, and clicked it into the room. There were almost 10,000 top quality spiritual stones in the storage ring.
"Wrong, today is the second day. One breath has ten top grades. Your ten thousand top grades are not enough for half an hour. The chance of advancement is very slim."
"I know, Master, the old man is ruthless to you! I will add another hundred thousand top grade, and I can stay for almost three hours. If you can't guarantee that the old man will advance, I will tear you down!" The old monk said with bared teeth, and clicked again.
Get a storage ring.
The door of the tenth Zen room opened with a bang. The old monk took a deep breath and got into the Zen room.
Dozens of high-level monks were already standing in front of the door of Zen Room No. 1. They were all puzzled as they watched the old monk disappear in front of Room No. 10 with excitement on his face.
"Master Deji, was that Pochen just now? Your disciple used to be the most active in squeezing in front of here. What happened to him today? Why did he run into Zen Room No. 10?" A pot-bellied monk stood behind him.
asked with a smile.
"Well, it is indeed weird. According to reports, he should be in the first row of Room 1." A slim monk standing in the middle frowned and muttered.)