In the Xumi Immortal Mansion, the bonfire was rekindled. Mudan and Xueer looked at the delicious meal in the cauldron with excited faces, a little eager to try it... while Tianjiu sat between the two beauties, with twinkling eyes and a flattering expression on their faces.
smile.
"Master, can we start eating?" Xueer swallowed and asked in a low voice.
"No hurry, no hurry! Before eating, there is something I need to discuss with you." Tianjiu replied with a smile.
Mudan glanced at someone, narrowed her beautiful eyes, and snorted coldly: "Tell me, do you have any bad ideas? Did one of your friends from Yutan come over?"
"No, no, no! It has nothing to do with Yutan." Tianjiu waved his hand quickly.
"What does it have to do with anything?" Princess Peony's jade hand quietly pinched Tianjiu's arm.
"Have you seen these two beauties? There are a lot of monks outside, most of them have some connection with your father. Especially the young monks and a few old monks, you know Peony best. The relationship is like an iron one, and you can even give your life to them.
It’s really not easy for them. They were tricked and abducted by a little pervert like me, but they are actually good candidates to become Buddhas..."
"Yes, yes! Let's get to the point! Whether they become Buddhas or not is none of my business?! No matter how good the seedlings are, how about my father, the monk?"
"We can't compare them with my father-in-law, a monk. This is the spiritual world, barren and inferior; my father-in-law's place is a sacred mountain, and the farts he emits are all fairy dust. These monks, big and small, used to be my brothers, and I want to help them.
They advanced quickly."
"Oh, what a good thing! Okay, as long as you give up the pork, it doesn't matter to me. Anyway, I want to eat people and meat every day, so it's okay if you don't hinder me." Mudan waved.
"Xue'er, what about you?" Tianjiu winked at the beauty in the white dress.
"My Lord, since they are all your brothers, you have the final say, and Xueer supports you."
"Hey, that's great! I want all the monks to come to Xumi Immortal Mansion to practice..."
"No!" the two beauties shouted in unison.
"Why? The place here is so spacious, what does it have to do with cats and monks?" Tianjiu bared his teeth and groaned.
"Little pervert, I asked you to bring Bai Xia in. You said that having my mother-in-law here will disturb our life. You let so many dead monks in, so they won't disturb your life? This place is completely naked. Are you going to
Where do you leave me? Do you still want to have fun tonight?" After Mudan said, Tianjiu's arm felt a sharp pain, and it was obvious that the beauty's nails had been pinched.
"Oh, my beauty, please listen to my explanation. They come to our Xumi Immortal Mansion to practice, and we go to the Zen room to hang out. I heard that rolling around on the Buddha's couch will make it easier to have sons in the future."
"Bah! Don't lie to me. To tell you the truth, I will never have a son with you until you become an Immortal King." The beauty in the golden skirt spat, her face red.
"Don't worry, the monks are acquaintances with you after all. When you were in Kyushu, you occupied their rooftop for half a month. They even said a word..."
"Don't mention monks to me! One monk is enough to annoy me. If you add a bunch of monks, if Bai Xia wants to come in, she will have to wipe her neck when she sees the formation!" The beauty in the gold dress stood up angrily,
He shouted with his arms akimbo.
Tianjiu's face was a little uneasy, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Oh, I actually have other reasons, because only by advancing here, the small immortal tribulation will appear, and the immortal energy will cover the body more fully. Beauty, you will advance soon, you
You will feel it deeply.”
Mudan glanced at Tianjiu, pouted and said nothing.
When Xueer saw that Mudan was silent, she hurriedly interrupted: "Sir, Xueer doesn't like to see so many great monks. If they know that Xueer is here, they will definitely point fingers."
"You raise your horse and you don't reveal anything about it. What do they mean?!"
"No... Xue'er doesn't want others to know..." Mosquito, the beauty in the white dress, hummed.
"What are you afraid of? I've already taken care of you, so what else is there to be afraid of?! Starting from tomorrow, let's continue to do it. If any monk dares to take a look at you, I'll kick him out until the last one. That's it!
"Tianjiu snorted coldly, his whole body full of bastard energy.
The beauty in the white dress had a face full of tears and looked pitifully at the peony beside her, looking for help.
"What are you looking at me for? Just wear what he tells you to wear. You're used to it anyway. Besides, it's not mine that's being thrown away! But it's okay, I don't believe it. These dead monks won't drop their eyes when they see the exquisite beauty.
son!"
Mudan curled her lips, stretched out her chopsticks, and ate the meat...
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As the morning sun rises, some great monks fly in one after another near the Zen site. Most of them smell the scent and come to join in the fun. Before the hour has come, thousands of people are already crowded and sitting cross-legged. The red sun is shining, Ling said.
The fog and the golden cloak cast a dazzling light on the vast space here.
The fairy clouds on the door of Zen Room No. 10 quietly disappeared, and after a few breaths, a nagging evil laugh came from the room.
"Quack, quack, there are so many fat sheep, it's hard to even think about it! Dear monks, my master's Zen teaching on the third day has begun. Come in one by one in order. The old rule is, one breath costs a hundred stones. If you find it too expensive, get out as soon as possible!"
The sound trailed behind, and there was a lot of noise outside the meditation room. Many monks showed signs of pain and regret, and dozens of monks left in a hurry.
"Nie Hai Shen Monk, you go first!" The hoarse ghost scream came out again.
"Amitabha! Thank you, Master!" Niehai took a deep breath, pronounced a Buddhist message, and stepped into the meditation room.
The old monk Pochen still sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, motionless; on the Zen platform in front of the old monk, a flat-headed monk holding a purple gold Zen staff stood with his back behind his back. There was no pressure on him, but he gave people an urge to worship.
.
"Master, has Junior Brother Pochen not attained enlightenment yet?" Nie Hai glanced at the flat-headed monk and bowed to ask.
"Although the old monk is a rough guy, he is quite wealthy. He spent two million dollars on the best quality. I always pluck out the hair of a goose and make the best use of everything. Of course, I have to spend all the stones to wake him up. Otherwise, how can I have the wisdom, Master?"
Stone flowers? Little monk, you are called a divine monk and must be worth a lot of money. How many stones are you prepared to pay?"
"This...? The young monk does have some wealth, but I wonder how many friends the master needs from Nie Hai?"
The flat-headed monk paused for a breath, nodded and said: "Of course, the more, the better. The amount of payment is different, and the natural results will be different. I give you three choices: First, give out 100 million of the best, and this master will let you understand a method. This method will be successful.
, then you can conquer the world, and next time you choose the Immortal Sect, you will be able to stand out among the heroes. However, the Immortal Sect is risky, so you must be cautious when entering."
"Amitabha! One hundred million of the best in exchange for the world, you can only make a profit without losing anything. However, the young monk has learned Zen and does not intend to kill. The master can talk about the second choice." Niehai thought for a few breaths, shook his head and smiled.
"Second, you are the holy body of a Buddha. I have been driving you for ten years, and I will allow you to advance to the realm of a small immortal. Becoming an immortal in the spiritual world is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Maybe Yunfo Temple will give the divine monk a statue of the Buddha. At the same time, I will also
It can take you directly to the realm, and you can reach the sky in one step."
Nie Hai's eyes flashed with brilliance, and he shook his head after a hundred breaths passed: "Sell yourself to become a Buddha, you will be bound for life, you can't do it, you can't do it!"
"Third, there is a monk in the upper realm who kills silver and loots. He does evil and is extremely powerful. If you can remove him for me, I can take you directly to the upper realm and let you advance to the Great Immortal Saint Immortal. I will even give you
The opportunity of the Immortal King."
"This... master has so much confidence in Nie Hai?" Nie Hai asked with narrowed eyes.
"That's right! As long as you have confidence, I have confidence." The flat-headed monk turned his back and nodded fiercely.
"Master, since you have so many magical powers, why don't you just use your own hands to pull them out?"
"Haha, Master, I am very busy. Not only do I have to save all sentient beings, I also need to save beauties, and most importantly, I also have to fight for the throne. I plan to cultivate ten big hands, and you are just one of them. But don't worry
, I will not set any restrictions on you, nor will I ask you to violate the laws of heaven or blaspheme the Buddha. I only need a promise from you."
"What if the young monk discovers that what you have done violates the will of heaven and Buddha?" Nie Hai asked with a frown.
"It's simple, just pat your butt and leave! I don't want your soul or your soul. If you want to get out of the way, no one can stop me."
"Amitabha, it's so good! You can eliminate evil and save yourself, so why not? The young monk chooses to eliminate evil and protect the way." Niehai finally felt relieved and nodded in agreement.
"Very good! Sit down!" The flat-headed monk turned around slightly, revealing his slightly vulgar face.