Just after the Buddha's leaves fell into his forehead and he took a hundred breaths, the old monk suddenly opened his big eyes, stood up and bowed: "Amitabha! Thank you so much for your advice, Master! Master, I'm leaving!"
"Wait! Are you leaving like this?" Tianjiu rolled his eyes at the old monk.
"Master, what else are you saying?" the old monk asked doubtfully.
"Since you entered the Zen room, you have accumulated a total of 1,103 breaths. I'll give you a 10% discount, which counts as 100,000 yuan. After paying the stone, you can leave."
The old monk was stunned for three or five seconds, then he quickly took out a storage spiritual ring and placed it respectfully on the Zen table: "Master, here is a hundred thousand pieces of top quality. I hope Master will accept it as my own savings!"
"Yes! Very good! You go back and make arrangements. Master, I will teach Zen for another day tomorrow. You can send a monk from Yunfo Temple who has excellent qualifications and good intentions."
"If you're not a master, you can't fish in the lake and catch them all?" the old monk said with a cry.
"Oh, you misunderstood. Tomorrow I will only teach Zen, and I will not accept anyone. Each person will have a hundred breaths, and I will teach Zen to a hundred people until the teaching is completed." Tianjiu waved his hand and said.
The old monk was stunned for a moment, then he was filled with surprise, bowed to Tianjiu again, and finally walked away.
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In the Xumi Immortal Mansion, hundreds of monks sat cross-legged under the mini-peaks. On the Baili grassland, a beauty in a snow skirt rode on a six-horse white horse, looking curiously at these great monks who fell in. The beauty's snow skirt was thin,
However, there is also a white coat covered in the snow skirt, which blocks out all the spring sunshine.
In the mini-mountain, the beauty in the golden skirt frowned and complained with an unhappy expression. The pressure on her body had already reached the peak of the late Mahayana.
A golden shadow flew in and landed accurately on the back of the big white horse. Then, the waist of the beauty in the snow skirt was tightly hugged.
"Oh, Master!" The beauty cried out sweetly. Then she paused for a moment.
"Scream louder and let all the monks see." The evil voice penetrated into the beauty's heart close to her ears.
"Sir, madam..." The beauty in the snow skirt blushed and did not dare to raise her head.
"Hey, we didn't do anything bad, we just hugged each other. Besides, my wife knows that we have an affair, so why bother to hide it. Even if I don't hug, my wife will think that we are hooking up. Relax, relax! How can we compare?
Are you still nervous when I eat you?"
"Sir, Xueer promised Madam that she would not follow you while she is here..."
"Well, the skirt I am wearing today is very tasteful. It is not only appetizing, but also feels good. Wonderful! Wonderful!" Tianjiu smiled evilly, and kept playing with the beauty with his hands.
"Master, Madam is here..."
"No, no! Madam is practicing..."
"Little pervert, have you had enough trouble? My patience has its limit. If you don't come down, I will go back home and ignore you." A cold snort came from the edge of the pasture.
"Well?"
Tianjiu bared his teeth and dodged and flew off the horse. The white horse with the beauty in the snow skirt also slipped into the crowd of thousands of horses.
"Oh. Mudan, aren't you about to be promoted? Why are you still hanging out?" Tianjiu smiled sarcastically.
"You damn pervert, if I don't come out, are you still planning to openly eat the flesh of a beautiful woman in front of hundreds of monks?" the beauty in the golden dress shouted with her hands on her hips.
"No, no! It's just a hug. Look how attractive Xue'er is today. Tell me, is there any perverted monk looking at her?"
"Bah! That person who scratches her hoofs has some sense of shame and knows how to make a fig leaf inside. Except for her charm, no one among the hundred or so monks here has looked at her. I said you have been a monk for a few days.
Why is there no transformation at all?"
"You forced me to do this. OK, I will definitely find my father-in-law when I get back. His Dharma is boundless, so it shouldn't be a problem to convert his son-in-law."
"How dare you?! Oops! If the monk father had one hundredth of your colorful intestines, would Bai Xia have been resentful for decades?" The beauty in the gold skirt wailed, pulling Tianjiu's cassock with both hands, looking full of hatred and resentment.
The look of love.
"Haha, put it down. My father-in-law, a monk, can't escape from my Wuzhishan. Sooner or later, he will be forced into the water by me. Madam, go back and talk secretly with your mother-in-law, and don't bear it any longer. With my father-in-law's body, once it explodes, the earth will shake."
Shake..." Tianjiu was still about to grin, but severe pain came from his chest. The beauty buried her head deeply in the cassock and started to bite it fiercely.
The miserable howl sounded as expected and spread all the way to the depths of the Baili Grassland. The beauty in the snow skirt sitting on the white horse stretched out her little cloves, and her whole body took a breath of excitement, and her sighs shot into the grass.
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On the grassland, a bonfire was lit again. Beside the fire, there were two more monks. One was slovenly and dilapidated, and the other was solemn and solemn. Tianjiu shrank his neck and used the collar of his new blue robe to cover up the few red stains exposed.
Stop, and then laugh out loud: "Old man, little monk, eat, this is the real fairy Ganoderma lucidum. From now on, I will ask Fairy Xue'er to set up ten big cauldrons on the grassland. If you eat such a cauldron every three days, it will be guaranteed."
He was promoted to great immortal in just one month."
"Amitabha! Master Wuchen, this is clearly meat, how can we monks eat it?" Nihai shook his head.
"Wrong! Little monk, this is actually pure fairy dust. In the fairy world, it is hard to find, and only immortals can eat it. Little minions like you in the Mahayana period will be beheaded if they eat it. Yes, peony
!" Tianjiu winked.
The beauty in the gold skirt smiled charmingly: "That's right! What this fake monk said is absolutely right. The Immortal Oracle of Wanzhou Immortal Mansion clearly stipulates that non-immortals cannot kill and cook fairy pigs. Eat, little monk, since they are immortals, they are out of it.
Of course, monks can also refine mundane things."
"Amitabha! No, no!" Nie Hai frowned.
"Little monk, I might as well tell you that Mudan's father is also an eminent monk. He is the sharpest monk I have ever met. The Immortal King is like an ant in his eyes. He even asked me to sell pigs to him. You are in the lower realm.
In spiritual cultivation, you are not even qualified to be an ant, and you still pretend to be Amitabha with me. I wish I could beat you to death!" Tianjiu stretched out his big hand angrily, and a violent shudder fell on the head of the holy monk.
Nie Hai swallowed his saliva and asked weakly: "Are you serious? What kind of cultivation level is Junior Sister Mudan's father?"
"Above Gods and Men! Do Gods and Men know? It's a thousand times better than immortals. People who eat immortal meat are so cruel. Such a big cauldron can only take a hundred breaths at most! The day I came down, he was still begging for help.
He asked me to cook a pot of meat for him, saying that he would be full and drink enough so that he could climb the mountain and grab a seat. Look, I paid a pot of good meat for this woman. Otherwise, with my father-in-law’s skills, I would have
He was torn into pieces." Tianjiu deceived her, talking to the beauty in the golden skirt beside her, secretly baring her teeth.
After listening to Tianjiu's words, the old monk Pochen glanced at the crowd, gritted his teeth, stretched out his withered hand, and a piece of fairy meat flew into his big mouth in an instant. After three or five breaths, he opened his eyes wide and smashed it open.
Xiu nodded and said: "Shenhai Monk, it is indeed a good thing! Even better than Ganoderma lucidum! If you don't want to eat it, the old monk won't be polite!"
After the old monk Pochen finished speaking, he extended his big hand again without hesitation.
Tianjiu smiled evilly, picked up a piece of meat, and handed it to the golden skirt beauty's mouth in a flattering manner: "Come here, let me feed you, your little mouth is sharp and sharp, and you are not shy about eating meat."
The beauty in the golden skirt blushed slightly, and spat through the voice: "Hey, you pervert, I can't bite you to death! Look at how dare you go around stealing meat. We agreed, I'm full of pork, and I'll also eat human flesh!"
While the two were flirting, Nie Hai quietly took a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth nervously.
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It was less than time to burn the incense, the cauldron was empty, and the few people sitting around were a little unfinished.
"Monk, I heard that you went to the Demon Realm?" Tianjiu hugged the beauty's waist and turned to ask.
"That's right! Nie Hai has been in the spirit world for several years. He has traveled hundreds of millions of miles and searched for his senior brother, but unfortunately he has not found him. This time he went to the Demon Realm mainly to explore the last unknown territory."
"Hey, little monk, why are you looking for me? You are not a beauty, and I am not interested in you!" Tianjiu smiled evilly.
"Alas, senior brother is our benefactor. He sent us safely to the spirit world with his own strength, but he disappeared without a trace. Although Mudan's words deceived everyone at first, but later on, almost all relatives and friends did not believe that you were imprisoned.
Get up. Otherwise, Fairy Caixia and the others would not explore the Demonic Lake together."
"Wait a minute, you said Fairy Caixia went to Yaoyu Lake to find me?" Tianjiu said slightly surprised.
"That's not entirely true. The last time Fairy Caixia met Nie Hai was at Yunfo Temple. She seemed to have given up hope of finding you. At the same time, the aura on her body was very strange. It was completely different from what I saw at the competition, and she looked even more...
Unfathomable. At that time, I just thought she was practicing some secret technique and didn't ask her carefully. Then not long after, I heard that they entered the Demonic Lake together."
"The breath is weird? Then is there anything strange in her words?" Tianjiu frowned slightly.
"Yes! There is a strong murderous aura in her domineering air, and an unparalleled coldness in her coldness. It can be said that they are completely different. But the only exception is that as long as she mentions you, she seems to be much calmer. You know this is
What’s the reason?”
Tianjiu was silent for ten breaths and asked again: "Have you seen Mi Yurong in the Demon Realm?"
Nie Hai shook his head slightly: "No, I went tens of thousands of miles into the Demon Realm, fought with several demons of the same level, and defeated them one by one. I have never seen any trace of Fairy Mi. Logically speaking, as long as Fairy Mi knows that she is
When I came, I should have come out for a meeting, but it was to no avail. I happened to have another realization, so I rushed back to Yunfo overnight. But senior brother, there is no need to worry about her. Fairy Mi is revered as a saint in the Demon Realm, and her status is extremely high.
Unless you encounter a formidable enemy from the outside, you are unlikely to encounter unexpected events in the Demon Realm.".)