The monk in a bamboo hat looked at the sparse crowd and the slowly rising red sun, his teeth chattering continuously... Just when he couldn't bear it any longer, a golden meteor shot towards him like the moon and landed directly at the gate.
"Hey, hey, hey! Are you going to reincarnate?!" the great monk in a bamboo hat shouted angrily.
"Huh?" The beauty in the gold skirt held out half of her jade hand and quickly retracted it. She glanced under the big tree, put her hands behind her back, and walked slowly over.
"Oh! Monk, who are you trying to fool?"
"Who else can be fooled? So far, all I have encountered are a bunch of poor people, and I have only collected two thousand stones. I am already vomiting blood!"
"Then you still won't go in?"
"Go in? If you, mother-in-law, don't come, do you feel free to go in?"
"Oh, that's not it, is it? Don't wait any longer. Jin'er met a nice old man at the end of the mountain road and decided to change his taste..."
"Oh, how many treasures did the old man give you?" the monk in a bamboo hat asked, tilting his head.
"It's not much, just one, as long as you can get in! If you see that I don't have a skirt around my waist, it was given by the old man." The beauty in the gold skirt said, while rolling up the scraps of copper and iron on the ground and throwing them away.
cliff.
"Okay! I didn't ask." The monk in the bamboo hat glanced at the golden ribbon around the beauty's waist, bared his teeth, stood up, and walked towards the door.
"Damn it, don't be so stingy, okay? Jin'er was just joking with you, not the old man!"
"Really? Where did this skirt come from? I want to check it out!" The monk in the bamboo hat smiled evilly, and put a big hand on the beauty's waist.
"It's up to you! How about we find a place to roll around for a while! But if the time to grab the throne is delayed, Jin'er will not be responsible."
"Then you still come so late at night?"
"Oh, there is no way! Jin'er found the great monk who plotted against me in the previous life, fought with him for a long time, and finally killed him and robbed his treasure. Hehe, this skirt is his treasure, I use it like this
Isn’t it very cool?” The beauty in the golden skirt smiled, hugged the monk’s waist, and walked to the door together.
"Stop! Monk, take out the magic weapon and see?" The golden-armored god both yelled.
"Ahem! Divine weapon? Beauty, get the magic weapon quickly!" The monk in the bamboo hat sneered and patted the beautiful hand in the gold skirt.
The beauty in the golden skirt pouted her little lips, and with a swipe of her hand, she took the golden skirt into her hand, but there was a ribbon under the skirt. The beauty handed the five-foot golden belt to the golden armored god. The golden armored god on the left squinted his eyes and examined it.
After a breath, he took the jade inspection talisman and put it on the gold belt.
A clear chime sounded, and the word sixty-three appeared on the jade talisman.
"Huh? It turns out to be the Heavenly Buddha's Curse! Yes, you can go in. The jade futon is at the bottom!" The golden-armored god waved his hand to the beauty.
"What about him? He is my grandfather!" the beauty asked sweetly.
"Monk, you are so lucky! You actually got such a powerful goddess. But rules are rules. Without magic weapons, couples have to be separated." The golden-armored god on the right hummed.
"Who said I don't have magic weapons? You guys take it and check it slowly." The monk in the bamboo hat threw it casually, and with a clatter, five or six treasures floated in front of the golden-armored god.
"This...?" The two gods looked horrified. Judging from their experience, the treasures in front of them should undoubtedly be magic weapons.
"Hurry up, hurry up! The selection is about to begin!" the monk in the bamboo hat snorted impatiently.
The two golden-armored gods suddenly woke up and began to check in panic. After ten breaths, they both wiped away a handful of sweat. The golden-armored god on the right nodded and smiled: "Master, we are blind, and we don't know that the master is really a god with many treasures. Look at you.
After greeting you under the big tree for half an hour, I really thought you were just trying to trick me. Haha!"
"Tch! I am indeed deceiving you. Did you see that this woman was so tricked by me that she even gave birth to a child for me? Okay, all these six magic weapons are on her." Monk in a bamboo hat
She grinned loudly, and gently rubbed the beauty's breasts with a dirty hand.
"Give it all to her? But what about you?" The golden-armored god on the left asked in surprise.
"Oh, I still have this, please help me see, what kind of magic weapon is it?" The monk in the bamboo hat stretched out his big hand, and in his palm floated a three-inch mini purple gold palace. On the palace, colorful rays of light burst out.
The golden-armored god on the right was even more confused and placed the jade inspection talisman directly above the small hall.
"Beep beep" sounded several times, and the jade talisman vibrated violently. After ten breaths, a line of characters slowly appeared.
"God..."
"Uh~!!!" The monk in the bamboo hat snorted harshly.
"Yes, yes! My lord, this subordinate is short-sighted! Sir, please come in!" The body of the golden-armored god on the right was bent into a shrimp shape.
"Remember! You are not allowed to tell anyone! If you dare to disobey, you will be killed without mercy! If your village owner presses you, tell him that I am a multi-talented god with dozens of magic weapons."
"Yes, yes! Please remember this!" The golden-armored god replied through gritted teeth.
"Where are you going?"
"Oh? This is your pass. Of course it is the Color Palace, the Lord's secret room!" The golden-armored god on the right nodded repeatedly, and after groping for a long time on his body, he found an exquisite jade medal with five colors.
"Where is my mother-in-law? Can I come with you?"
"This...? According to the rules, it is not allowed... However, my subordinates can immediately ask the Lord for instructions..." The golden-armored god on the right hesitated.
"Forget it! Give her a jade medal from another courtyard. It would be nice to have a beauty by your side." The monk in the bamboo hat waved his hand, let go of his big hand, and ducked into the door.
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The red sun shines through the blue mist into the mountain col, and the transparent crystal pavilions shine brightly like pearls. At this time, in each crystal pavilion, there is a figure sitting quietly, with different looks and clothes.
They are different, and the characters on each crystal pavilion are also different.
In the Colorful Palace, a melodious note came out, passing through the layers of mist, stirring throughout the entire Gods Mountain. Before the music ended, changes suddenly began in the mountain col, from bottom to top, streams of light flickered, jade futons, jade couches, and even
The attic of the other courtyard was also moved. It took a hundred breaths to pass before all the seats were finally decided, with only most of the gods occupying the jade futons and jade couches.
Another burst of music sounded, and the numbers on the roof of the other courtyard lit up one after another. A deep voice suddenly sounded from the sky above the mountain col: "Welcome to the return of the Lord!"
"Welcome the return of the Lord~!!!" The shouts from the mountains of the gods shook the sky.
A piece of colorful clouds flew slowly from the horizon, seemingly slowly, and disappeared into the small colorful palace in the blink of an eye.
In the No. 1 villa, a young man in blood-robed clothes stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back. He squinted at the colorful clouds, and a sneer slowly appeared on his calm face.
"Tickling mother-in-law! The majestic mother of earth is actually full of spring. How can she lead the gods and the world? That's okay! Don't you have a divine dragon body? I won't kill you this time. I will ride you directly as a mount!
Hey hey hey!”
The blood-robed young man sneered several times and turned his gaze to the crystal pavilion below. A huge spiritual force shot out and scanned the crystal pavilion carefully.
Less than ten breaths later, a slightly lazy and sweet voice came from the Cai Palace: "Master Qizhi, let the selection begin!"
Qizhen's figure suddenly appeared on the top of the pavilion in No. 5. He clasped his fists and bowed to Caigong, and responded loudly: "Yes, Lord!"
Immediately, he turned to face the mountain col, grinned and shouted softly: "Gods listen, the last round of selection for the throne of God begins! As the owner of the God's Seat Villa, Qijiu will preside over this selection in accordance with the wishes of the Lord. At the same time, Tianfozu and I will
Your Excellencies will jointly serve as the selection arbiters and will not participate in this fight for the throne."
Before Qizhen's voice fell, thunderous cheers rang out in the selection hall.
"Everyone, please be patient! The selection rules have been distributed to you, but I still want to emphasize five key points. If you have any questions, you can ask them at any time. We will not wait until the deadline.
First, all gods and men who enter are eligible to compete for the throne; those who compete can send a body to the selection stage and try their best to show your power and style in order to win the favor of the mythical beasts. The better the ranking, the better
, the more priority you have to enter the crystal pavilion to select the mythical beast. As long as the mythical beast bows its head and hands over the soul card, and attaches the spiritual consciousness and blood essence of the person who takes the seat, it means the recognition of the master is successful.
Second, there are two rounds of challenges. The first round: starts with the Lord and the most distinguished guests. They decide which big seat to sit on. If they are not satisfied, they can jump to any challenge. The winner will sit in the high seat, and the loser will sit in the lower seat.
.If you are defeated by the jade couch god, you can only go down and sit on the jade couch; if you are defeated, your qualifications will also be cancelled. In the second round: the god on the jade couch in the middle will participate in the selection, and the one with the highest ranking will be given priority.
The low rankings challenge the high rankings, and the remaining ten spots are finally selected. Ordinary gods on the Jade Futon can only participate as challengers, and the rules remain unchanged.
Third, the selection rules: circular selection, starting from the first place, until the twentieth place. You can only enter one crystal pavilion at a time, and the time is one hundred breaths. And you can only use the ** to enter the divine beast crystal pavilion, and you must not use the body to enter.
, otherwise the qualification will be terminated.
Fourth, the number of selections: the first, second, and third positions can be selected for five rounds, the fourth, fifth, and sixth positions can be selected for four rounds, the seventh and first positions can be selected for three rounds, and the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth positions can be selected.
In both rounds of selection, starting from thirteen, there is only one selection opportunity. If the number of selections is completed and there are still remaining mythical beasts that have not been selected, they will all belong to the Lord. After winning one, he will be named the Lord of the Divine Throne and rule a thousand
Gods; if you win two, you will be named the Great God Throne, and you can control five thousand gods. If you win three or more, you will be named the Super Power God, and you can control ten thousand gods. Those who hold two or more gods, that is,
Become a god candidate.
Fifth, competition rules: There are no rules. Anyone who enters the selection stage can use any magic tricks and means, as long as they win. Of course, you can also enter the body directly into the selection stage, but you are responsible for life and death. (Unfinished)