"Sir! Your great throne commands thousands of gods. You live in a palace and ride on mythical beasts. I am so virtuous and capable. I have no luck to bear. I will say goodbye. Goodbye!" The old man in brocade robes clasped his fists and said, turning around.
Walk.
"Stop! I haven't seen you for several years. You are not only bolder, but also have a good temper. You can't get enough of it! Tell me, how do you look?"
"Your Majesty is as beautiful as a flower, comparable to a young girl in bloom!"
"How does it compare to your current mother-in-law?"
"Of course Sir Hua Jiao, it's just that she...she is kind to me and escorted me all the way to the sacred mountain. I can't abandon me..."
"I have given you five sons and one daughter, and you are full of descendants. Go to Wanzhou and see what the Yan family is like. Don't you have no kindness to you?" The woman in the red dress shouted fiercely with her hands on her hips, her face turning red with anger.
white.
"Oh, I made a wrong step and made a wrong step. Stop talking, sir. I know I am ashamed of you. My current status, appearance, and power are unparalleled. If you just wave your hand, you will definitely follow me like a crucian carp..." The old man sighed and turned around.
Walk down the square.
"You..." The woman in the red dress trembled with her hands, and her teeth chattered with excitement.
"Hey~! Beauty, are you unbearably lonely?" came a lewd voice, and the monk wearing sunglasses and wearing a golden cassock hugged the woman in the purple skirt and walked a hundred feet away.
"So what? You want to find someone to vent your anger on right now!" The woman in the red dress glanced at the visitor and forced a smile.
"Oh my! You ask me! I will help you to ejaculate! However, the method of ejaculation is a bit special. It not only eats the body, but also eats the Dantian. One-fifth of your Dantian must be eaten at one time. Did you see that the beauty next to me just ejaculated?
"It's over, I'm so soft. I feel so light when I walk." The flat-headed monk grinned loudly.
In the distance, the old man in brocade robes who had already walked down the steps suddenly stopped. He turned around and looked at the monk, a trace of anger flashing through his eyes.
"Let's go, little darling! Let's go as you please!" The woman in the red skirt did not hesitate to rush over and took the man's arm. Her delicate body leaned tightly against the man, looking like a little bird clinging to him.
The corner of the monk's mouth twitched slightly, and he bared his teeth and said, "Okay, okay! Just show off and don't misfire!"
"Gurgling, gurgle! Little guy, are you afraid that the gun will go off? You don't know, I've been angry here all night, and this damn old man has eaten the weight and become so determined that he can't even pull back eight oxen!"
"My old sister! How did the boy follow you before? Be restrained, be low-key, be gentle. Tell me, what bad things have you done? You are more than a thousand years old, and you have many children and grandchildren, and you still need to
Do you want to teach me how to pick up men?"
"No, what's so low-key between me and this damn old man? How gentle? My old sister is ready to wipe his neck with a knife!"
"Hey! You're right. Now you can take the knife and kill the old man directly, and take him back to the palace. No matter what, if you play with him for three to five hours, he will naturally surrender."
"No, I only wipe a man once in my life. This old guy wants me to wipe him again to make him beautiful!"
"Oh, forget it, let's just pass by the old man. I guess he won't say anything to stop him within ten steps." The monk lamented, and wandered down with the two women hugging each other, and walked directly to the brocade.
In front of the old man in robe.
"Ouch! Thank you, old man! You are a good woman. Although you are a bit old, you have good teeth and can eat even after washing."
"You... stop! You are the thief monk who sells garbage!" The eyes of the old man in brocade robes were red.
"That's right! I am a thief monk. I used to dig into the corners of the tombs of gods and men, but now I am digging into the corners of the gods. What, do you have any objections?" The monk smiled evilly, stretched out his big hands, and put his arms around the waist of the beauty in the red dress.
.
"Cough cough cough! Tai Wan, he is a thief monk!" The old man in brocade robe coughed several times and looked at the woman in red dress and said.
"What's wrong with the monk? The monk wants me!" the woman in the red dress shouted loudly.
The old man in brocade robes turned pale: "This monk is not a good person. He cheats, kidnaps, and steals. If you follow him, he will cause harm to you for the rest of your life!"
"It doesn't matter! No one wants me now anyway. I've been hungry for decades, so it's not a bad idea to find a monk to secretly do it." The woman in the red dress replied with a sneer, her jade arms still wrapped around the monk's waist.
"No, you didn't listen to what he said, he wants to squeeze your Dantian..."
"Just squeeze it! Once it's squeezed dry, I'll wipe my neck with a knife and it'll be over! Let's go, monk, let's have fun!" After saying this, the woman in the red dress hugged the monk and moved forward.
In less than three breaths, a loud roar came: "Stop, come back to me!"
Before the roar ended, a withered hand suddenly stretched out, grabbed the beauty in the red dress, and started to cum quickly.
"Hey, hey, hey! Old man, don't you want your woman?" The monk waved, with a relaxed smile on his face.
"Monk Thief, get out of my way! If you covet my woman again, I'll kill you!" The old man in brocade robe snorted coldly, and quickly pulled the woman in red skirt and disappeared at the end of the square.
"Hehe! This old man wants to save face and suffer the consequences. It will definitely be miserable when he goes back. I don't know how many days it will take before he can get up." The monk shook his head and smiled evilly.
The purple-robed woman next to her chuckled softly: "Damn it, you are so kind to this old beauty, Huan Xia is even a little jealous."
"Oh, my old sister's life is not easy! She has spent her whole life with her children and almost ruined the Jinxiu Avenue. Follow me up the mountain to find her old man. If the old man doesn't want her, he will go back and wipe his neck."
"Really? I think she is as tough as a tigress. She can wipe her neck?"
"Yes! Because she is the king of kitchen knives. Without her energy, she is no different from a cat. Let's not talk anymore. My mission is completed. Where are you going now?"
"Eh? Aren't you going to go with Huanxia?"
"That won't work. I have to go visit my brothers, and there are a lot of women at home who need to be comforted. I haven't seen the little ones yet. I don't know whether they are dragons or phoenixes. I have to take a look." The monk let go of the woman's waist.
limb.
"Okay! Huanxia also wants to decorate the top of the mountain. If you want to find me, just go there!"
"Don't worry! I will go to the mountain to sow seeds every now and then. Sooner or later, that little belly will bulge, quack quack!" The monk smiled evilly and disappeared into the air.
At this moment, two figures were suspended in the depths of the black mist a hundred miles away. One was in a blood robe and the other was in a black robe.
"Tianzun, do we need to participate in the election of gods?" The old man in black robe bowed and asked.
"Well. The election of the gods is still necessary. If we can take over the temple in a legitimate manner, there is no need to fight with them to the death! I have waited for a thousand years, and I am not prepared to wait for another thousand years."
"We came back with a huge defeat in the selection for the seat of God. My subordinates are a little worried about the selection for the position of god..."
"If you can't choose, then fight! Wait a little longer. We will make two preparations. You try to recruit people, especially the old guy. It is best to get one or two supports. During this period, I have a magic weapon that will be refined soon.
Well, when the time comes, if that slutty bitch doesn’t surrender, she will be wiped out in ashes." The young man in blood robe said fiercely.
"Yes, Tianzun! I will do my best!"
"You don't have to worry. The selection of gods in this temple does not depend on the sharpness of the treasures, but more on the understanding of the divine rules and the degree of divine energy covering the body. The group of people led by the little guy have just gone up the mountain.
.Only by relying on the sharpness of the divine weapons can we win. If we really have to choose gods, we may not be able to choose one or two."
"But……"
"There are six bottles of Shen Ze Dan here. There are three hundred Shen Ze Dan sealed in this elixir. You guys can take it and refine it, especially the Tianshi God's Throne and the Baofeng God's Throne. You must refine them diligently. They are your amazing soldiers.
.As long as they can successfully enter the Temple of Heaven, we have a sure chance of victory." The young man in blood robe said very calmly.
The old man in black robe showed a look of great joy: "Thank you, Heavenly Lord, for helping me! Heavenly Lord, my subordinates have had some contact with the Nine-horned Divine Dragon. Their dragon clan has always been a wallflower. Whoever is more powerful will follow the other. See?"
"Well, just tell the old guy that you don't support us. Once we take power or fight together, we will destroy the Dragon Territory first." The young man in blood robe waved his hand and hummed.
The sky in Dragon City is bright and sunny. In the center of the huge city, a palace complex with a radius of hundreds of miles is hidden among the giant trees and rocks. There are small bridges, flowing water, green lotus ponds, and fairy springs. It is like a beautiful scenery of an immortal family.
A blue light flashed from the sky and fell in the Dragon City Hall. In the hall, the beauties who were chatting and discussing the issue suddenly stopped and looked at the sudden figure of the slut with different expressions.
"Master, I'm back!" Xiao Meiren in the middle spoke first and stood up to greet her.
"We're back! What are you discussing? It's so lively!"
"Oh, our sisters are discussing an expansion plan and are planning to double the size of Dragon City." Xiao Meiren replied with a smile.
"Isn't Dragon City enough to live in? If it is doubled in size, it will be two million miles away, which is half the size of the Immortal Mansion!" Tianjiu said with a hint of confusion.
"Haha! We're not expanding because we don't have enough, it's because we have a lot of time to do things. Let's lay the foundation for future generations and seek some benefits."
Tianjiu glanced around the main hall. The beauties were as beautiful as flowers in various poses, which also made his heart itch.
"Hey hey hey! Okay! It's up to you. But I'm coming back to stay for a month this time. I'm going to sow some seeds on our one-third acre of land, and try to get a few more dragon seeds to help us conquer the country. The first wave didn't get sown.
Those on top get priority!”
"Okay, okay! I've been waiting for your words for a long time! It's better to catch the sun than to choose another day. Let me go now and let me have a taste of creating a human being." The beauty of Jinling stood up and laughed, and ducked in front of Tianjiu.
"Wait! Master, when are you going to seek revenge from Tiandaozi? Lei'er and I are both waiting for the call." The ice jade beauty stood up and asked.
"What are you summoned for?"
"Bingyu is an excellent mount. With Bingyu around, its power can be increased by half. If the three dragons come out at the same time, the power can be doubled. It will be much easier to deal with Tiandaozi. We know that he will definitely not
Let it go!"
"That's right! That damn old man almost killed Lei'er. If this revenge is not avenged, Lei'er will have trouble sleeping and eating." Lei'er also stood up and agreed, with an angry look on his face.
Tianjiu frowned and glanced at the three beauties, and finally landed on Feng Meiren: "What about you? You want revenge too?"
"Me? It doesn't matter! Although Feng Niang has no grudge against Tiandaozi, who told him to offend our ice and thunder beauty? He deserves to be killed!" said the beauty in pink skirt, waving her hand.
"Hmph! You all stay in the harem for me and wait for my call at night. I only plan to ride at night and go out to kill people! Remember, your task is to create a few small dragons for me. Dragon City, Dragon City, no
Why is the dragon called Dragon City?!" Tianjiu grinned, pulling the beauty of Jinling and flashing out of the hall.
Sanmei Nilong was so shy that he sat back on the big chair angrily. (To be continued...)