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312. Ass on Fire

In front of the mute girl, his true colors were revealed.

The mute girl's brows almost knitted together! If she was asked to give him a baby, she would rather die than live in ruins! She will never accept the consequences. Even if you have gold and silver in the capital, I will not go with you.

!

The mute girl's heart was very determined. Even though she couldn't speak, her determined eyes said everything.

"Little sister, don't be shy, I will hurt you very much..." Xiguan's hands were spread wide open like a mute girl rushing towards you.

Haitang squatted in the grass about half a person's height and was making preparations.

I picked up a Y-shaped branch nearby, which was originally used to soak the spider silk. I took out the spider silk. It was quite elastic, overlapped it a few times, and tied it to both sides of the branch to form a slingshot.

As for what to use for bullets, Haitang would never pick up stones in the grass.

Haitang gradually formed a dung ball, spitted, and shot it towards Xiguan's head. It hit the back of the head without any bias. The dung ball had just been stained with saliva, and with the force of the launch, it just shattered when it hit the back of the head.

It fell into Xiguan's neck.

When Xiguan touched it with his hand, it was sticky and smelly!

When I looked back, there was no one there.

"Whose bastard! Let me catch you and feed you to the dogs!" Xiguan roared angrily. He believed that those who played this kind of game were ignorant children from the countryside, otherwise no adult would dare to offend an official from the capital!

The mute girl took the opportunity to leave the pond.

This is not enough for Begonia.

She took out the gunpowder ball she carried with her, put it on the slingshot, and shot it at Xiguan's butt...

"Pfft..." The power of the gunpowder ball remains the same as before.

As soon as it landed on Xiguan's butt, it exploded. In addition to the choking smell of smoke, there was also fire! Xiguan's buttocks were on fire! The back half of his official uniform was burned.

Now Xiguan is like a hopping rabbit, constantly flapping in place, extinguishing the fire with his hands, but he doesn't dare to hold it for too long, because it hurts!

It was so smoky and hot that my buttocks hurt and were so hot!

He couldn't tell whether it smelled like roasted meat or not!

He jumped down into the pool with a splash. The fire was finally extinguished. The water in the pool was cold, and Xiguan shuddered for a few times. He quickly came up and looked left and right, but there was still no one. The mute girl was almost gone. She must have disappeared.

It wasn't her.

"Children, who is a child? I'm going to kill your whole family!" Xiguan cursed angrily into the grass while taking off his coat and wringing it dry.

Otherwise, if I go back to the Tian family like this, I won’t be able to live with my face...

Xiguan's back was turned to Haitang, and Haitang tiptoed over carrying a dead branch as thick as an arm, and hit Xiguan on the back of the head with a "bang"!

The hand that squeezed the water out of Xiguan's hand slipped, and the official uniform fell into the pool again. Stars appeared in his eyes, and he fell down...

Until he fell down, he didn't even see which bastard was against him.

When Haitang saw him fainting, he left the pool and moved in, wanting to end the matter. But on this day, Haitang felt that the mute girl was unsettled and had to get rid of him as soon as possible.

It’s great to see Zhang Wazi at the end of the village, a playful little boy of seven or eight years old, who is herding cattle here!

"Wazi, Wazi..." Haitang greeted.

Zhang Wazi is here.

"Baby, am I usually nice to you?" Haitang asked, squatting down.

"Sister Haitang is very kind to me. She often secretly gives me delicious food, otherwise I would starve to death." Wazi is very sensible.


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