"Although it is the same in the eyes of my uncle, if you call him this, it will cause the donor to misunderstand. The donor will think that she is very beautiful, which will affect her judgment and understanding of herself. This is because you did not send it directly.
She went to hell, but she went to hell because of you..." Huicong said.
After hearing this, Tian Niu was so angry that she really wanted to cut off Huicong's hair and let you become a real monk!
"Master can always tell some truth. So, female donor, are you willing to stay and enjoy Master Huicong's game?" asked the little novice monk.
"This female benefactor is still busy looking for her husband, let's not disturb her." Huicong said hurriedly, fearing that Tian Niu would leak out the affair.
"Before I go to see my husband, I want to talk to the abbot of the temple about some things that monks are not allowed to do..." Tian Niu said proudly.
"Uncle, your handle has fallen into the hands of a woman again. No wonder the master said you are having bad luck this year..." The little novice monk touched his head.
The monk also had bad luck, and Tian Niu couldn't hold back the "pouch" sound.
Just like that, Tian Niu had lunch in the temple. After lunch, in the main hall where Hui Cong was reciting sutras just now, a fat monk walked in in a grand manner.
The Buddhist beads hanging around my neck must weigh seven or eight kilograms.
He and Huicong sat opposite each other, and beside them were gathered other young monks, as well as "donors" outside the temple like Tian Niu who were watching the battle.
"Master Huicong, do you think the woman behind you is beautiful or ugly?" The fat monk looked at Tian Niu.
Tian Niu was stunned, she didn't expect to make fun of herself.
She must not be beautiful in his eyes, she has already confirmed this.
Huicong's heart is like a mirror. This is a trap question. If you say she is beautiful, it is undoubtedly an exaggeration and a bit false. Saying she is ugly makes a woman lose her face in front of so many people. This fat monk is not at all
Not here to sincerely confront Zen, but here to provoke and make fun of...
"Is there a woman behind me? I only see piles of bones, just like you." Huicong didn't even look at Tian Niu.
"Everyone sees women, but you see bones. That means you are different from everyone else. Everyone is human. Are you going to say that you are not human?" the fat monk asked with a smile.
What's your answer?
Tian Niu was also worried about Huicong.
"Don't worry, Master Huicong has never been defeated. No matter what the situation, he can always turn defeat into victory!" The little novice monk was not worried at all and even comforted Tian Niu.
Tian Niu didn't have a good impression of this fat monk. The monk was a vegetarian, so he was fatter than Lulu, which was puzzling. His rumbling belly was full of oil and water...
"Whether I am a human being or not is not something I can decide. I want to ask everyone, do you think I am a human being?" Huicong smiled at everyone.
The onlookers naturally told the truth, if Huicong was not a human being, how could he speak human language?
The fat monk didn't take advantage, so he thought of another trick.
"What do I look like to you?" the fat monk asked.
Tian Niu really wanted to say, you look like a pig's head. But she was held back by the little novice monk, so she didn't say anything.
"I think you look like a Maitreya Buddha." Huicong smiled.
"Hahaha, hahaha... Do you know what you look like to me? You look like a piece of shit to me." The fat monk laughed. He finally took advantage of this and severely humiliated this smart man who thought he was smart.
of HC.
"Haha, whatever is in your heart, whatever is in your belly, is what you see." Hui Cong said lightly, causing the fat monk's smile to stop abruptly.