Chapter 330 Chrysanthemum Hurts Everytime After Drinking!
Chen Jiaojiao suddenly clapped her hands and said, "Brother-in-law, please tell me, I like to hear jokes the most."
"It is said that a person got lost in the forest and accidentally came to a cave with seven small beds." Li Yi said slowly, "This person was thinking, could it be that I became Snow White and met
Did he see the seven dwarfs in the fairy tale? But when the seven dwarfs came at night, he realized that this was not the case."
This is not a joke at all, it looks more like a story. Chen Xiaofei frowned and said: "Aren't those seven little people dwarves?"
"Of course not, guess who it is?" Li Yi asked.
Chen Jiaojiao smiled and said: "I know, seven little ants."
"Uh... do you think ants need a bed?" Li Yi shook his head.
Chen Xiaofei and her daughter thought about it for a long time, but they couldn't figure out the answer. Wang Shanshan said: "Li Yi, please stop showing off. Who are those seven people?"
"Calabash baby!" Li Yi replied.
The girls were speechless for a while, this joke was too cold!
Chen Xiaofei glared at Li Yi and said angrily: "Does this joke have something to do with Du Haibo and others?"
"Think about it, what does Calabash Baby mean?" Li Yi said mysteriously.
"Calabash babies, masturbating each other's babies?" Chen Xiaofei understood in a blink of an eye, her pretty face turned red and said, "Huh! Don't tell such jokes in front of children in the future."
Wang Shanshan and Zhang Qianqian also figured it out, smiled coquettishly, and said nothing.
Only Chen Jiaojiao couldn't understand the meaning of the words and kept asking: "Brother-in-law, what does this joke mean?"
"Actually, that means..." Before Li Yi could give the answer, he was interrupted by Chen Xiaofei.
Chen Xiaofei glared at Li Yi again and said sternly: "Don't say it." Then she looked at Chen Jiaojiao and said: "Little sister, you will understand when you grow up."
"Sister, I'm already very old, just tell me!" Chen Jiaojiao held her hand and begged.
Chen Xiaofei waved her hand and said: "How old are you? You are still a child."
"Hmph! I'm really big." Chen Jiaojiao pouted, glanced at her undeveloped small breasts, and said angrily, "If you don't believe me, let your brother-in-law touch me, I'm not too small anymore."
"..."
Chen Jiaojiao said this for the second time. Chen Xiaofei almost ran away, raised her pink fist and said: "Stop talking, let's go and gather over there!"
Not long after Li Yi and others left, two people were having sex in the cave. Suddenly, they noticed that the person on the bed had a flash of light, and their appearance had undergone a huge change.
Just now she was a pretty beauty, suddenly she turned into a man, and this person was their boss Du Haibo.
Wang Haisheng's body trembled, and the twitching big guy stopped. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Xiao, Xiao Hei, am I dazzled? He seems to be the boss."
"You're out of your mind! Didn't the boss just leave?" Xiao Hei snorted coldly, "Hurry up, I'm going to come after you're done! Don't delay my good deeds!"
Wang Haisheng looked at the person on the bed again, but no matter how he saw it, it was Du Haibo, and said: "Xiao Hei, just take a look!"
"Okay, let me take a look. If you kid plays tricks on me, I won't spare you." Hu Duocheng raised his head and looked, and his mouth opened wide at the sight.
"Boss, boss, why are you here?" Hu Duocheng took a breath, suddenly looked towards the place where Wang Haisheng was twitching, and said in shock, "Look down..."
Wang Haisheng lowered his head and looked, "Hey, let me go, how can the deep place turn into a man's anus?"
"Is he really the boss?" This thought came to their minds at the same time. Hu Duocheng reacted quickly, opened the other's pants, and then started searching on his thighs.
Not long after, the two of them saw a birthmark as big as a thumb, and their expressions became quite ugly.
Du Haibo also guessed that the two of them had figured out his identity, and he hesitated and shouted loudly. His eyes seemed to say: "You two bastards, why don't you let me go..."
Hu Duocheng walked towards Du Haibo with his body trembling, quickly pulled out the smelly socks from his mouth, and said: "Boss, boss, why are you here?"
"What the hell! You two are looking for death, aren't you!" Du Haibo roared angrily, "You're still asking me how I got here. Wasn't it that I was kidnapped by you two bastards?"
"Boss, the one we kidnapped is Chen Xiaofei!" Hu Duocheng said in confusion.
"Chen your mother's head, I was kidnapped by you, and you still pretend to be stupid?" Du Haibo cursed angrily, "Hurry up and let me go, I have to kill you today..."
After hearing this, the two of them did not dare to obey the order. Wang Haisheng gritted his teeth and said: "Boss, do you really want to kill us?"
"What a fool! You guys fucked my anus, can I let you go?" Du Haibo's heart was bleeding. This was not the first time his anus had been fucked. Last time, he was also fucked by Wang Meng when he was plotting against Chen Xiaofei.
Wang Haisheng's pupils shrank and he said: "Boss, you came up with this plan, you can't blame us!"
"My plan was so perfect, but you made it like this. Just wait and see the King of Hell!" Du Haibo became very angry when he thought about being unable to get out of bed for a few days after being fucked last time.
Hu Duocheng hesitated for a moment, then he was about to untie Du Haibo and said: "Boss, please calm down..."
Wang Haisheng grabbed him and said: "You are crazy, the boss wants to kill us!"
"No! The boss is joking with us." Hu Duocheng was not thinking clearly. He didn't think Du Haibo would kill them because of this.
"No! You can't let go!" Wang Haisheng looked at Du Haibo and said, "Boss, we can let you go, but you must promise us not to cause trouble for us afterwards."
"You kid threaten me?" Du Haibo said angrily.
"Boss, this is not a threat, but a negotiation." Wang Haisheng said, "Besides, you can't blame me for this. I saw you screaming happily just now. Don't you feel comfortable?"
"Idiot! I feel good on your mother's head. Are you comfortable with your anus being fucked?" After Du Haibo cursed angrily, he also calmed down. The two of them cannot be blamed for this. Li Yi must have seen through his plan and used it.
He used a trick to fool the two of them into mistaking him for Chen Xiaofei, so they said, "Okay! I won't cause any trouble for you afterwards."
"Boss, this is what you said. I have evidence here." Wang Haisheng took out his cell phone at some point and secretly recorded the audio.
After Hu Duocheng untied him, Du Haibo regained his freedom. He quickly finished dressing, kicked Wang Haisheng, and roared: "You idiot, next time you implement your plan, remember to use your brain more."
Wang Haisheng was kicked away and landed on the ground three meters away. He said with a pale face: "Boss, didn't you say you won't cause trouble for us?"
"I'm here to teach you a lesson. Who told you to be brainless?" After Du Haibo vented his anger, he snorted coldly, "Did someone come to see you just now?"
"Yes! You came to us just now." Hu Duocheng was afraid that Du Haibo would be angry with him, so he hurriedly explained what had just happened.
Du Haibo kicked Xiao Hei again and roared: "What the fuck! He has no brains and neither do you. I'm tied up here, how can I talk to you?"
"Uh...Boss, that man looks just like you, both in appearance and tone of voice!" Hu Duocheng said aggrievedly.
Du Haibo did not continue to scold him. He had to figure out the cause of the matter and said, "Tell me, what kind of clothes did that person wear just now?"
"A blue T-shirt with a little Teemo on it!" Hu Duocheng slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, it's Teemo. I've also played League of Legends. It must be worth a million..."
"That person must be Li Yi, he also has a piece of clothing like this." Du Haibo clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and said, "Li Yi, just wait for me, this matter won't just be settled like this."
"Boss, do we still want revenge?" Wang Haisheng felt guilty. Who knows whether the next plan will end in failure.
"Of course I will take revenge, and I will take revenge on him severely." Du Haibo said angrily.
Wang Haisheng no longer wanted to participate in this plan and said: "Boss, can you not let us carry out the mission this time?"
"Hmph! I didn't expect to count on you either. If you do as I say later, I'll meet the boy myself." After Du Haibo finished speaking, he led the two of them away.
At seven o'clock in the evening, it was time to gather and all the students came.
The class teacher, Cao Chuanlei, seemed to have drunk a lot of wine. He staggered over and said, "Du Haibo, please count the number of people. Everyone is here!"
"Teacher Cao, Du Haibo is not here." One of the classmates said.
"Not here? Where has he gone?" Cao Chuanlei saw that everyone didn't know, so he said to Chen Xiaofei, "You can click on it!"
There were not many classmates in Grade 3 and Grade 5. Chen Xiaofei took a few glances and knew what was going on, and said, "Teacher Cao, except for Du Haibo, Wang Haisheng and Hu Duocheng, everyone else is here."
"It's strange, where have they gone?" Cao Chuanlei was about to call Du Haibo when he saw three people walking slowly towards this side.
Two of them supported one person in the middle. That person was stumbling as he walked. Who else could it be if it wasn't Du Haibo?
"Master Du... Du Haibo, where have you been? Everyone is waiting for you!" Cao Chuanlei asked.
"Old Ban, I just went hiking, so I'm late." Du Haibo saw that everyone looked at him with strange eyes, especially Li Yi with a smile on his lips. He was afraid that the other party would reveal his situation, so he hurriedly explained,
"I was playing in the mountains just now and accidentally fell down, so it's not convenient to walk."
Cao Chuanlei nodded, and just as he was about to speak, Li Yi suddenly said: "Squad leader, it seems that's not the case!"
"Humph! What else could it be like?" Du Haibo asked.
"In this way, I will tell you a joke, and everyone will know what's going on after hearing it." Li Yi said.
As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaofei and others were speechless. They looked at him with eyes that seemed to say: You told a joke and said you were addicted.
Chen Jiaojiao thought Li Yi was still telling the joke just now. She still hadn't understood the joke yet, so she couldn't help but ask: "Brother-in-law, is it still the story of Snow White and the seven gourd babies?"
"Gah!!!"
All the students were stunned. They really couldn't understand the relationship between Snow White and Calabash Baby.
Li Yi shook his head, coughed slightly, and said: "That's not the story. This story is about two good friends in the forest, one is a fox and the other is a bunny. One day the fox invited the bunny to drink, and he was too drunk.
The little rabbit got drunk and then gave him to him. A few days later, the fox asked the little rabbit to drink again. Do you know what the little rabbit said? "
This story has been around for a long time. Many male students have heard of it, but most of the female students cannot understand what it means.
Just like this, many female classmates were quite curious, and someone asked: "Li Yi, what did Xiaotu say?"
"Little Rabbit said, don't go, because your anus hurts every time after drinking!"