Chapter 351: That’s Not the Way to Chase Beautiful Girls
Li Yi took the certificate to the boys' dormitory. After finding the room number, he opened the door and walked in.
This is a large room that can accommodate four people. As soon as I entered the door, I saw someone cleaning the garbage. "Give me a moment. You can come in later."
Soon, the garbage was cleared out, and the community member who looked very honest said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Kan Hao, what do you call me brother?"
"My name is Li Yi."
Kan Hao nodded, suddenly thought of something, and screamed, "Are you that monster?"
"Uh... do you think I look like a monster?" Li Yi said with a bitter smile.
"Haha! That's not what I meant. I heard that you took the college entrance examination with Mandarin in all subjects. Is this true?" Kan Hao looked at Li Yi in surprise, his eyes were no different from looking at a monster.
"Lucky, lucky." Li Yi said modestly.
"Damn it! You were lucky enough to get perfect marks in the exam. How can I live?" Kan Hao grabbed Li Yi's arm and said excitedly, "You must have good study methods. Tell me quickly."
At this time, the other two classmates also walked in. Seeing this scene, the tall man was surprised and said: "Let me choke you, are you gay?"
"It looks like I have to be careful later. I don't want my anus to be damaged and my buttocks to be bruised." Another club member said.
"Nah! Do you think I look like a homosexual?" Kan Hao rolled his eyes and introduced, "My name is Kan Hao, from Fudong County, and his name is Li Yi..."
"What? Is he that monster Li Yi?" The 18-meter-high club member also widened his eyes in surprise.
"Idiot, I asked you how to do gay sex! If it were me, I would do it too." The club member laughed, "My name is Yu Miao, his name is Yu Lei, and we are both from Huaidong City."
"Haha! It turns out that we are all from the province." Kan Hao said, "Now that everyone is here, do we have something important to do?"
"Yes! I'll put the things on the bed first." Yu Lei took the suitcase and walked to the window.
"I said, that's the place I chose." Kan Hao said hurriedly.
Yu Lei waved his hand, quickly placed Kan Hao's box on the bed next to him, and said, "This doesn't prove your choice first! It's a happy decision."
Kan Hao didn't say anything, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's the same wherever you sleep."
Li Yi never thought about fighting for a bed. Anyway, he was just a passerby and would definitely move out when the military training was over.
Soon, the four of them assigned beds and placed their belongings. Kan Hao suggested: "Should we choose a dormitory? I think I am the most suitable."
"Why?" Yu Lei and Yu Miao asked at the same time.
"Because I was the first to arrive, I cleaned up the garbage in the room by myself." Kan Hao picked up the broom and showed that I was very hardworking.
Yu Lei was speechless for a while and said: "What's the reason? I think I should be the dormitory leader."
"Why do you think so?" Kan Hao said dissatisfied.
"Does this need to be said?" Yu Lei stood up and said loudly, "You haven't seen it yet. I am the tallest and the strongest. If you are bullied in the future, I can protect you."
"Yu Lei, I don't think you are suitable to be the dormitory leader. I am the most handsome, so I must be the one." Yu Miao shook her head and continued, "Besides, a handsome man like me will definitely have many beauties pursuing me in the future.
Don’t you want to say goodbye to being single and have a beautiful woman by your side to stop the lonely days? I can help you introduce her then. "
Yu Lei sneered and said, "I still need your help to find a girlfriend?"
"I know you don't need help, but what you are looking for is nothing but crooked melons and cracked dates, and they are incomparable to what I introduced." Yu Miao said earnestly.
Kan Hao stood up, drooling at the corner of his mouth, and said: "I think what Yu Miao said makes sense, why don't you all vote for it! I will vote for Yu Miao."
"You are bullying people! Forget it, for the sake of fairness, I will vote for myself." Yu Lei looked at Li Yi, showing his chest muscles, and said, "Brother, won't you vote for me?"
"I abstain." Li Yi is not interested in electing who will be the dormitory leader. After all, he can't stay for a few days.
"Brother! Don't abstain. This is a crucial vote." Yu Lei seemed to want to be the dormitory leader and took out some snacks from his bag and handed them to Li Yi.
Kan Hao grabbed it and said, "Li Yi said he had abstained from voting, and you still bribed him?"
"In this way, I cast my vote. Now I announce that I am the new dormitory director of Room 302. Please support me." Yu Miao said proudly.
Yu Lei snorted coldly and said: "This is not fair."
"Brother, why is this unfair? This is the result of the Mingzhu election." Yu Miao retorted.
"Hmph! You keep saying that you can lead us to chase beautiful women, but we haven't seen your strength yet. How can you convince me?" Yu Lei boasted, "Maybe beautiful women like a strong man like me?"
I have to say that Yu Lei is indeed very strong, especially the muscles on his body are connected into blocks, which shows that he does not exercise less.
"Then I'll make you the loser convinced. Let's go, let's go hunting." Yu Miao boasted, "Then I'll let you see the lethality of this handsome guy."
"Okay! If you can't get the beauty's phone number today, you lose." Yu Lei said.
"It's a joke, I'm so handsome, is it difficult to get a beauty number?" Yu Miao changed into a stylish sportswear and said to Kan Hao, "Come on, let's show him."
The three of them were about to go out. Seeing Li Yi still staying there, Yu Lei hurriedly asked: "Li Yi, aren't you going out?"
"I'm not interested in pursuing beauties, you go ahead!" Li Yi was waiting for Wang Xianxian's call. This girl just sent a text message saying that she would come to see him later.
"Brother, you are not going to pursue a beautiful woman, but you are going to see if he can do it. These two guys are in the same group. What will I do if they trick me?" Yu Lei pulled Li Yi and walked out of the dormitory.
Li Yi had no choice but to follow these three strange club members and arrived downstairs in the dormitory in a blink of an eye.
In the woods not far away, a woman wearing a goose-yellow T-shirt was holding a mobile phone, as if she wanted to make a call.
Yu Miao is indeed a veteran of the flower field. He took one look and confirmed that it was a beauty, and said: "Brother, have you seen it? There is a troublesome beauty over there."
"Holy crap, is there a level of beauty?" Kan Hao said in surprise.
"Nonsense, based on my years of research, there are four major levels of beauty, the disaster level, the celestial level, and the pleasure level..." Yu Miao said with all her treasures.
Kan Hao seemed very interested and asked hurriedly: "You only said three!"
"The last dinosaur level." Yu Miao said hehey.
"Are you kidding us! Is the dinosaur level also called a beauty?" Kan Hao said extremely depressed, "Then can you tell me how to divide the beauties of the other three levels?"
"Ahem!" Yu Miao coughed lightly and said slowly, "The disaster-level beauties must have a figure and good looks. Men can't stop after seeing them. The fairy-level ones only have looks but an average figure, while the delectable-level beauties have only looks but an average figure.
On the contrary, she has a good figure but an ordinary appearance. This kind of beauty can only be effective when the lights are turned off."
"As for the dinosaur level, it can only be said that she is a bad luck girl. Whoever meets her will be unlucky." At this point, Yu Miao paused and continued, "Based on my many years of research, that beauty must be a disaster level.
, Such a beautiful woman is hard to come by. If I come over later, I will definitely get her mobile phone number in just three sentences. Do you believe it or not?"
Yu Lei looked disbelieving and curled his lips and said: "Just chase her! We have known each other for so many years, and I have never seen you find a beautiful woman.:"
"Who said I didn't? Xiaocui has been chasing me, and I haven't agreed." Yu Miao said seriously.
"Damn it, in your words, she is a dinosaur. Do you dare to agree?" Yu Lei retorted, "I advise you not to go, so as not to be embarrassed."
"Hmph! If you don't believe in my strength, then I will prove it to you." Yu Miao quickly walked forward, walked up to the beautiful woman, and greeted, "Hello, my name is Yu Miao, how do I address you?"
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"My name is Wang Xianxuan, are you from the boys' dormitory too?" Wang Xianxuan has been here for a while. She wanted to go in directly to surprise Li Yi, but she didn't expect that the guard aunt stopped her directly. This made Wang Xianxuan depressed.
No, just when I was about to call Li Yi, Yu Miao came over to strike up a conversation.
"I am, how can I help?" Yu Miao thought it was interesting. Generally, if a girl is willing to talk, it means she doesn't dislike the other person.
Wang Shanshan thought for a moment and said, "Well, you can take me up later."
"You want me to take you up?" Yu Miao thought evilly, girls are too proactive these days, so you want him to take you back to the dormitory?
"Well! I'm going to go find someone. You can help me stop the gatekeeper later." Wang Shanshan really wanted to give Li Yi a surprise, otherwise he wouldn't use this method.
Hearing this, Yu Miao's excitement disappeared. She smiled bitterly and said, "I can take you up, but you have to treat me to dinner to express your gratitude!"
"Thank you?" Wang Shanshan thought for a while and then said, "I will treat you to dinner when I have time."
"Give me your mobile phone number first, and I will take you up." Yu Miao was afraid that the other party would not give it to her, so she added, "How do I know if you will forget this after I take you up? I will send you a text message then.
Remind you."
Wang Shanshan would not give his mobile phone number to outsiders, let alone a strange boy. He shook his head and said: "Forget it, I'll call him and ask him to come down!"
Yu Miao still didn't give up and said, "You don't want to be my friend?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested. If you want to pursue me, please go back!" Wang Shanshan decisively refused.
Yu Miao knew that she wouldn't be able to get her phone number if she kept asking, so she sighed, turned around and walked towards Li Yi and others.
"Haha! I knew you couldn't get it, so you won't be able to brag in front of me in the future." Yu Lei said sarcastically.
Yu Miao lost face and was in a bad mood. She snorted coldly: "You can't even say a word, you're not as good as me!"
"I know I can't talk to her, but I know myself." Yu Lei said to Kan Hao, "This beauty is really good. Do you want to chase her?"
Kan Hao nodded and said, "How about I go try it?"
"Okay!" Yu Miao replied.
Kan Hao really wanted to give it a try. Just as he was about to leave, Li Yi stopped him and said, "You are not the one chasing beauties like this. I'd better give it a try!"
After speaking, Li Yi quickly walked forward amidst everyone's surprised eyes.
The three of them were stunned. They didn't know where Li Yi had the courage to take the initiative to pursue the beauty.
"I can guarantee that he can't even say a word." Yu Miao said with certainty.
It's no wonder that Li Yi has an ordinary appearance and has nothing to do with a handsome guy. Under normal circumstances, he really can't chase beautiful women.
Yu Lei also knew it was impossible, but he just wanted to play the opposite tune and said, "What if we catch up?"
"If he can catch up, I will treat you to dinner this month..." At this point, Yu Miao felt that it was not worthwhile and quickly changed her words, "I give up my qualification to run for the dormitory leader."