After eating for two days, I strolled in a nearby park for a while before walking into the school.
Li Yi was also afraid of being seen by Chen Xiaofei. Along the way, the power of his spiritual consciousness never stopped, and he was constantly sensing the surrounding situation.
When will these days end? Li Yi sighed, he should find an opportunity to explain the relationship between them.
The two of them came to the boys' dormitory and just as they were about to enter, an aunt came out and said, "You two, stop here. Don't you know that girls are not allowed in?" As she said this, she pointed to the sign next to her.
Inside the white sign, clearly written in large letters: Girls are not allowed inside.
Pets are not allowed into the dormitory.
Dangerous items are not allowed into the dormitory.
"..."
Wang Tiantian smiled bitterly and said depressedly: "I wanted to go up and have a look, but I didn't expect that I couldn't get in."
"Do you really want to go in?" Li Yi said.
"What can you do?" Wang Tiantian glanced at the dormitory aunt, her eyes seemed to say that it seemed difficult for her to handle it.
Li Yi walked up to the aunt and said, "Auntie, how much money can you get from working here for a month?"
"Why are you asking this?" The aunt said angrily, "You don't pay me a salary."
When Li Yi heard that there was something going on, he took out three thousand yuan from his pocket and said, "Aunt, my girlfriend wants to go up and help me wash my clothes. Do you think it's okay?"
"Oh! Washing clothes! Just say no." The aunt took the money and said, "It doesn't take too long. I promised not to stay here overnight."
"Aunt, don't worry, even if we have to spend the night, we won't be in the dormitory." Li Yi waved to Wang Tiantian and pulled her towards the dormitory.
"That's awesome! Is it done now?" Wang Tiantian said with a smile.
"As long as money can solve the problem, it's not a problem. Didn't our senior monitor also use one million to buy his official position?" Li Yi said.
The two came to the door of the dormitory. Li Yi knocked on the door and said, "Is there anyone naked in the room?"
"Boss, you're here!" Kan Hao ran over to look at the door and said with a smile, "We are all men. Even if you look at my body, we will not sue you..."
Just when he said this, Kan Hao saw someone standing behind Li Yi and said in surprise: "I'll choke you, how did you get up here?"
"Hurry up and let them get dressed." Li Yi had already sensed with his spiritual consciousness that Yu Miao and Yu Lei were only wearing underwear.
After Kan Hao was startled, he hurriedly shouted to the two people in the room: "Hurry up and put them on, my sister-in-law is here."
The bedroom was in a mess, people were getting dressed, people were making the bed, and it took a long time to finish.
Li Yi and Wang Tiantian walked in. Everyone looked at Li Yi with envy and jealousy in their eyes. Kan Hao gave a thumbs up and said: "Boss, you are so awesome."
"I just want to know, boss, how did you bring him here?" Yu Miao asked curiously.
"I said she was my girlfriend, so I brought her here." Li Yi looked at the three of them and said, "Do you remember what you said? You want to treat me to dinner this month."
"Boss, you are so awesome. We will treat you to this meal." Yu Miao said, rubbing her head, "It's just that the meal card hasn't been processed yet, so we have to wait for a few more days."
"Sister-in-law, do you have any good sisters in your dormitory? Please introduce a few to us." Yu Lei asked.
"Yes! I'll ask them later if they want to get to know you." Wang Tiantian is very smart. She knows that she wants to be with Li Yi openly. The first step is to get the classmates in the class. This is what she came to this time.
The reason is.
"That's great! Let's set up a joint dormitory, and students from both dormitories will participate in activities in the future." Yu Miao is indeed a master of picking up girls, and he quickly thought of a way to pick up girls.
Kan Hao slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "This is a good idea. I support it with both hands."
In the rest of the day, everyone had a good chat. Seeing that it was getting late, Wang Tiantian left the dormitory.
The three of them ran up to Li Yi and started asking questions. Yu Miao was the first to ask: "Boss, you just met, how could she agree to be your girlfriend?"
"That's right! Boss, what kind of magic did you use?" Yu Lei also asked.
Kan Hao was equally curious and said: "Boss, we are still single, just tell us!"
"..."
Li Yi smiled mysteriously and said, "You really want to know?"
"Yeah!" The three of them nodded heavily.
"Actually, I have a legendary domineering aura about me. When those beauties saw me, they were infected by my domineering aura. They were deeply attracted and couldn't help but fall in love with me." Li Yi changed the subject and added
He continued, "Now you know how I got them to feel at ease, right?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was speechless. Yu Miao said: "You are a medicine seller, right?"
Li Yi frowned. Could it be that this guy saw through his identity and said, "How do you know?"
"Tch, is there any need to think about this?" Yu Miao said, "You must be selling love drugs. I have studied this before, but it has little effect, and it is also illegal."
Li Yi was completely speechless. This guy had such a rich imagination that he could even think of love potions.
Yu Lei and Kan Hao, two big perverts, became interested. The former said, "Can you really get this medicine?"
"I'm joking with you. If I could get it, would I still use the fifth girl to solve it now?" Yu Miao rolled her eyes and looked at the two of them as if she was looking at an idiot.
Yu Lei snorted coldly, looked at Li Yi and said: "Boss, we all call you boss, you really don't tell us?"
"I just said it, you don't believe it." Li Yi shrugged.
"Boss, you chased four beauties in one day. No one thinks this is credible!" Yu Miao said depressedly, "I even suspect that you either knew each other before and asked them to play a scene with you."
"Yu Miao, I don't agree with your point of view. How can the boss know four beauties? And they are all disaster-level? This probability is lower than winning the lottery." Kan Hao disagreed.
Yu Miao thought about it, and then she thought of something, and said with a smile: "That's paying for actors. Boss, how much do you think it would cost to hire them for a performance?"
"One thousand!" Li Yi rolled his eyes. Since he didn't believe the truth, he just told a lie.
Yu Miao slapped her thigh and said, "Isn't that right? The boss is the boss, and he has the courage to admit his mistakes. It seems that the lover in this dormitory is still me, Yu Miao..."
Kan Hao stared at Li Yi for a long time and finally said: "Boss, your impression in my heart has been greatly reduced. It took me a long time to hire an actor!"
At this time, there was a knock on the door of the dormitory, and Yu Miao asked: "Who is it?"
"Is it me, Li Yi, in this dormitory?" A woman's voice came from outside the room.
Kan Hao was startled, he was looking for Li Yi again? He hurriedly opened the door, only to see a lolita-like face.
"You are Li Yi's sister!" Kan Hao thought that the other party was only five or six years old. Such a little girl who came to Li Yi must be his little sister.
"No, I am Li Yi's fiancée." Zhang Qianqian walked in quickly after seeing Li Yi. Her idea was the same as Wang Tiantian's, to get rid of Li Yi's friends first.
"What, fiancée?" The three of them stared wide-eyed. Just as they figured out why Li Yi was able to pursue four beauties in one day, another fiancée appeared.
Yu Miao still didn't believe their identity. He rolled his eyes and said, "Li Yi, how much does it cost to hire a fiancée? Is one thousand enough?"
"Uh...she is really my fiancée. Let me introduce her, her name is Zhang Qianqian." Li Yi introduced, "She is also a student of ** University, Department of English."
Although the three of them did not speak, their eyes clearly said: Who are you lying to? You have a fiancée at such a young age?
Because of this, the three of them all believed that this was an actor invited by Li Yi, and his purpose was to compete for the position of dormitory leader.
"Li Yi, you said she is your fiancée, then show us one so that I can believe you." Yu Miao felt that it was easy to find an actor, but it was impossible for the actor to fake it.
Zhang Qianqian blushed. She was fine with Li Yi in private, but she was a little embarrassed in front of outsiders.
This blush has a completely different meaning in the eyes of the three people. They can be sure that the other party will not kiss Li Yi.
"Li Yi! Just tell us the truth! How much does it cost to hire a fiancée actor? We won't blame you. At most, we will choose a new dormitory director." Yu Miao didn't want to give up the position of dormitory director, because as mentioned before, who gave up?
The dormitory director is the boss of the other three, and the boss no longer has to clean the dormitory from now on.
Zhang Qianqian also heard that something was wrong. It turned out that they were doubting her identity, so she gritted her teeth and said: "Don't talk nonsense, we are really an unmarried couple."
"Who are you lying to? How young are you, and you have already decided to get married?" Yu Lei didn't believe it.
Kan Hao nodded in agreement and said naively: "Yes! People in our village get married late now, and most of them get engaged after graduating from college."
Zhang Qianqian knew that she had no choice but to risk her life if she wanted to prove it. She suddenly pushed Li Yi beside her to her lips and kissed him on the lips.
The kiss lasted for a full minute before Zhang Qianqian stood up and said, "Do you believe it now?"
"Uh..." Everyone was dumbfounded. They thought that Li Yi did not dare to kiss the other party, but they did not expect that the other party took the initiative to kiss Li Yi and kissed him for such a long time.
If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, who would have believed that the beautiful woman forcibly kissed Li Yi.
Seeing that the three of them were silent, Zhang Qianqian snorted coldly, and then said softly: "Husband, I came here this time just to see which room you live in. I will come here often to see you when I have time. You don't have to change clothes in person.
Just wash it and put it in the basin, and I will come and clean it for you."
Li Yi hadn't recovered from the kiss yet. When did this girl become so bold? "Well, how did you get up here?"
"When I came up, I met the aunt. She asked me who I was looking for. Who was looking for you? He asked me what you looked like. After I told him, he let me in." Zhang Qianqian also felt strange at the time. It was not the boys' dormitory.
Is it difficult for girls to get in? However, she just wanted to see Li Yi quickly and didn't think much about it.
Li Yi didn't expect that three thousand yuan would be very attractive. He was just about to say that he could just report my name later when his cell phone rang.
"Husband, where are you?" Chen Xiaofei's voice came from the mobile phone.
"I'm in the dormitory!" Li Yi had an ominous premonition. This girl would not find it here!
"What did you do behind my back at noon?" Chen Xiaofei said, "You must not be looking for another woman to rent a room!"
"Uh...how is it possible? Am I that kind of person?" Li Yi said with a guilty conscience.
"I heard that a girl went to your dormitory. Don't wander around. I will go up to find you later."