Chen Jiaojiao didn't know whether she really didn't understand what he meant or was pretending not to understand. Her little butt even twitched a few times and said: "Brother-in-law, it feels so strange. Please take the stick away quickly."
"Uh..." Li Yi was completely speechless. This girl doesn't understand anything! He took a step back and said awkwardly, "Well, I'm going out first!"
Chen Jiaojiao quickly turned around, grabbed Li Yi's hand, and immediately stared at his lower body for a while, wondering: "Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay. I was stung by a bee just now. It may be swollen!" Li Yi regretted it after saying this. This was a joke he overheard, how could he tell it!
Chen Jiaojiao exclaimed and said hurriedly: "Ah! It's really swollen. Do you want to take off your pants?"
Hearing this, Li Yi really didn't know what to say. This was the first time he had committed a crime!
"Well, no need, I have to go out first." Li Yi said and ran towards the door, but when he got to the door, he heard a sentence that made him vomit blood.
"Brother-in-law, you are so swollen, you must be poisoned. How about I suck the toxins out of your body with my mouth!" Chen Jiaojiao quickly chased after her.
Li Yi was so depressed! He would definitely not be able to control himself if he continued like this, so he waved his hand and said: "No need..."
The two of them came to the door one after another. As soon as they went out, they saw a person coming out of the next room.
"Li Yi, why are you going to my little sister's room?" Chen Xiaofei's face darkened, her eyes full of ominous premonition.
"Well, I'm going to help my little sister pick up things, yes, just pick things up." Li Yi was afraid that Xiao Fei would think too much, so he changed the subject and said, "Well, I'm going to go downstairs to help Shanshen cook."
Seeing Li Yi running downstairs in a hurry, Chen Xiaofei became even more confused. She was about to chase after him, but saw Chen Jiaojiao running out.
Chen Jiaojiao ran out of the door panting and shouted: "Brother-in-law, don't leave! I'll help you suck it out..." At this point, she saw Chen Xiaofei walking over quickly, and quickly changed her words: "Old man
Sister, my brother-in-law is swollen there and must be poisoned. If I don’t suck out the poison, my brother-in-law will definitely die..."
Chen Xiaofei couldn't understand what the younger sister was saying at all, so she frowned and said, "Where is he poisoned?"
"Brother-in-law's place is poisoned." Chen Jiaojiao pointed to her lower body and said, "Sister, you didn't see it just now. The bell there is so big that it has turned into a small tent."
Chen Xiaofei is not a little girl who doesn't understand anything. How could she not understand the meaning of the words? She said angrily and shyly: "Little sister, what are you talking about?"
"Sister, what did I say? My brother-in-law is really swollen." Chen Jiaojiao said innocently.
Chen Xiaofei is so angry! Is this girl really understanding or pretending not to understand? He grabbed her hand and walked into the room, "Come in, I have something to ask you."
"Ah! Aren't you going to save your brother-in-law?" Chen Jiaojiao said, "Even if you are not married yet, my brother-in-law is your boyfriend, so you can't just ignore him!"
"You have to save him because I want to die." Chen Xiaofei said coldly.
Chen Jiaojiao scratched her head and asked in confusion: "I'm going to save my brother-in-law. Do you want to die?"
"Hmph! Let me ask you, what did you just do?" Chen Xiaofei felt that if this continued, she would definitely go crazy. "You are not allowed to lie. Tell me every word."
"No, it's nothing! I just asked my brother-in-law to help me pick up things." Chen Jiaojiao lowered her head and played with the corner of her clothes.
"Pick something up?" Chen Xiaofei asked curiously, "What kind of thing do you pick up?"
"Um, um, it's actually nothing." When Chen Jiaojiao saw the fierce look on her elder sister's face, she knew that she wouldn't be able to pass this test if she didn't tell her. "I just asked him to pick up the soap for me."
"What, you asked him to pick up soap for you?" Chen Xiaofei's voice rose several times, and her face turned red with anger.
Chen Jiaojiao stuck out her tongue playfully and said, "Sister, don't be so fierce. I read in a book that if a woman is too fierce, she won't be beautiful."
"Looking at those messy books again, I ask you, why did you let him go to your room to pick up soap?" Chen Xiaofei said angrily. She felt that her little sister's thoughts were not simple anymore.
Chen Jiaojiao hesitated for a moment and then said: "I read in a book that if two men pick up soap together, they will fall in love. I think men can stay together because of this. If I ask my brother-in-law to pick up soap for me, he should also
You will fall in love with me! Who knew that my brother-in-law would be poisoned after picking up the soap?"
"What logic? Don't let him pick up soap for me anymore." Chen Xiaofei said angrily.
"Brother-in-law can pick up soap for others, why can't he pick it up for me?" Chen Jiaojiao pouted and said, "I am still his sister-in-law! It is only natural for him to pick up soap for me."
Chen Xiaofei's face darkened and she said, "Who did he pick up soap for?"
"The big sister next door! I just saw her drop the soap, and my brother-in-law picked it up for her," said Chen Jiaojiao.
"The big sister next door?" Chen Xiaofei's heart skipped a beat and she quickly asked, "Do you know that girl?"
Chen Jiaojiao shook her head and said, "I don't know her, but that sister is very beautiful."
"I understand." Chen Xiaofei was full of doubts, turned around and walked out of the room.
"Sister, my brother-in-law is poisoned. If he doesn't suck it out, he will definitely die." Chen Jiaojiao shouted.
"I'll help him suck it out!" Chen Xiaofei regretted it after saying this. How could she not know the meaning of sucking it out? Didn't that make her the one for Li Yi?
Thinking of this, Chen Xiaofei blushed. She came to the kitchen and saw Li Yi cooking. She was surprised and asked: "Can you cook?"
"Uh... who stipulates that only women can cook? The food I cook shouldn't be too delicious!" Li Yi hated cooking, but he had no choice in order to avoid this disaster.
"I also want to try your craftsmanship. If you're not satisfied, you're dead." Chen Xiaofei snorted coldly, then walked to the living room and watched TV.
Li Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and started cooking delicious dishes according to the cooking methods he remembered.
Wang Xingxuan had been standing beside him. Seeing that Chen Xiaofei would not come in again, he lowered his voice and said, "Husband, did you go to Jiaojiao's room just now?"
"Well! What's wrong?" Li Yi asked.
"Do you want to take her down?" Wang Shanshan said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you."
"Gah?"
Li Yi was stunned for a moment. It was undeniable that Chen Jiaojiao was indeed a little beauty, but she was so young that she really didn't want to win her now.
Wang Xingxia chuckled and said, "Don't think I don't know, you have many girlfriends in this community."
"Really? Aren't you all my girlfriends?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"Besides us, we have other girlfriends." Wang Xianxian said with certainty, "The mortgage sales lady called you Mr. Li as soon as we met. How did he know that your surname was Li? Didn't you meet once?"
Li Yi sighed, knowing that he couldn't hide it, and said, "Have you guessed it?"
"Well! I've known since I entered your dormitory that time that you have other girlfriends besides us." Wang Shanshan said, "Tell me, how many more are there?"
"I can tell you, but you must not tell anyone." Li Yi said, "You also know Xiaofei's temper. She is jealous. If she knows that I have another girlfriend, she will definitely break up with me."
"Sister Xiaofei holds a very important position in your heart, right?" Wang Shanshan said with some envy.
Li Yi took a deep breath and said slowly: "When I was at my lowest, she was still willing to be with me. I can never give up on her in this life."
"I know, so I didn't tell her these things." Wang Shanshan is a smart girl, she knows what can and cannot be said.
"Actually, besides you three, I have six girlfriends." Li Yi calculated, Su Mengxi, Liu Xiaolu, Sun Hanyue, Ba Yongjie, Zhang Qianqian and Wang Tiantian. In addition to these six, the rest
Although the relationship between the two girls is extraordinary, they are not together yet, so they cannot be considered girlfriends.
Wang Xianxuan's eyes widened, and she took a breath and said, "What are you talking about? You have six girlfriends?"
"Why, there are less?" Li Yi chuckled, "I want to build a big harem, but there are too few girlfriends. I have to keep working hard!"
Wang Shanshan rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "Including me, we already have nine, how many girlfriends are there yet?"
"Uh... I think it's a bit lacking." Li Yi said proudly rather than ashamed.
"Then how many more do you want to get?" Wang Shanshan said.
Li Yi thought for a moment and said: "At least one hundred and eighty!"
"I don't care how many girlfriends you have, I'm not a wealthy person anyway." Wang Xuanxiao chuckled, "I just want to know how you will explain it to Sister Xiaofei..."
Thinking of this, Li Yi was also very annoyed and sighed: "Just take it one step at a time! It's too tiring to think about this now."
Not long after, the meal was ready, including three dishes and one soup.
Everyone was sitting at the dining table. Chen Jiaojiao was so hungry that she picked up a piece of shredded meat with her chopsticks and put it in her mouth.
But as soon as it entered her mouth and she hadn't even chewed it a few times, Chen Jiaojiao spat it out with a loud sound and asked quickly: "It tastes terrible. Who cooked this?"
"Is it so unpalatable?" It was the first time Li Yi cooked. He just followed his memory and didn't know how to add seasonings. So, he picked up a piece of shredded pork and put it in his mouth, and he knew what to do in the blink of an eye.
Come on, let me go, this is too salty! It’s stronger than pickled bacon.
However, Li Yi did not spit it out and swallowed it forcefully, saying: "That's pretty good..."
Chen Jiaojiao's eyes widened and she said in surprise: "Brother-in-law, have you eaten everything?"
"I think this dish is quite good. If you don't eat it, I'll eat it alone!" Li Yi didn't want to leave a bad impression on the two women, so he picked up the plate and put it in front of him.
Chen Jiaojiao was puzzled. She suddenly thought of something and looked at Wang Xianshan and said, "Sister Xianshan, was this dish made by your brother-in-law?"
"Yeah!" Wang Shanshan replied.
"Wow, brother-in-law, you know how to cook! Isn't it a bit salty? Let me help you eat." Chen Jiaojiao ran to Li Yi and sat down, picked up her chopsticks and started eating.
However, after eating these dishes in her mouth, she couldn't swallow them. Chen Jiaojiao spat them out again with a "wow" sound.
Seeing this scene, Wang Shanshan and Chen Xiaofei were speechless for a while. The latter coughed lightly and said: "Don't eat it, let's eat other dishes!"
Wang Xuanxuan's cooking is very good, the saltiness is moderate, and the taste is almost the same as what's made in a restaurant.
After the meal, Chen Xiaofei called Li Yi into the room. As soon as he entered the door, Li Yi hugged him in his arms and said: "The ancients said, hunger and cold steal the heart, warm and full thoughts..."
"Miss you!" Chen Xiaofei noticed that Li Yi's hands were touching her body dishonestly. The feeling was numb and expectant, and she was out of breath soon. If she continued like this, she would definitely roll on the bed, Chen Xiaofei
Pushing him away, she said coquettishly, "Let me ask you, do you want to do that with my sister-in-law?"
"Which one should I do? I didn't do anything!" Li Yi said and walked to her again and held her in his arms again.
Chen Xiaofei struggled symbolically for a few times. Seeing that Li Yi made no next move, Chen Xiaofei secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to ask: "If you don't want to be with her, why did you go to her room to pick up soap?"