Xu Ruotong glanced at Zhou Hongming and said, "How do you want me to save you?"
Thick fog lingered around the mountain wall. From where Zhou Hongming was, he could only see Xu Ruotong, but not Li Yi beside her.
Just like this, Zhou Hongming didn't know that Li Yi was here, cupped his fists and said: "Fairy, help me kill a person, one of my enemies, he is a master."
"Oh! What does he look like?" Xu Ruotong asked.
"He looks very ordinary. I have his photo here. Take a look." Zhou Hongming took out his phone, quickly clicked on Li Yi's photo, and then threw the phone away.
Xu Ruotong took the phone, took a look at the photo, shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help you."
"Why?" Zhou Hongming asked in confusion, "I can give you any number of spiritual stones you need."
"This is not a question of how many spirit stones there are. He is my friend. I can't help you kill him." Xu Ruotong said, "Also, don't come here anymore. I won't give you any more spell pills..."
Hearing this, Zhou Hongming was startled and coldly snorted: "Fairy, don't force me."
"What do you want?" Xu Ruotong asked.
"Hmph! Don't think that I don't know. You are not a monk on earth. You are here to avoid being hunted by others!" Zhou Hongming sneered coldly, "If you cooperate with me, I will not tell others that you are here.
Otherwise, I will tell the powerful people in the world that you are also a cultivator of immortality."
"How dare you!" Xu Ruotong said angrily.
"Haha! You forced me to do this. Let me ask you for the last time, will you cooperate with me?" Zhou Hongming said, "I am the fifth young master of the Zhou family of the ancient martial arts family. If you cooperate with me, your benefits will be indispensable.
As long as you teach me the magic of cultivating immortals, I can give you a large number of spiritual stones, as many as you want."
"What if I say no?" Xu Ruotong said.
"It's not up to you. Do you remember the spiritual stones I gave you last time?" Zhou Hongming said, "Those spiritual stones were smeared with colorless and odorless poison. Even if you are an immortal cultivator, after smelling those poisonous gases, the poison will
It will enter your body. The toxicity has not yet occurred, but once it does, your life and death will be in my control."
"You bastard, thank you for trusting me and bringing out the antidote." Xu Ruotong said angrily.
"I'm sorry, the antidote is in the Zhou family. If you and I go to the Zhou family and tell us how to practice, I will give the antidote to you." Zhou Hongming said, "I didn't expect that God would help me.
Even if I lose Yao Min's line, I can still get your cultivation method, hahaha..."
"Are you done laughing?" At this time, a cold voice suddenly sounded.
Zhou Hongming, who was laughing, was stunned. He recognized the owner of the voice and said in surprise: "You, why are you here?"
"I am her friend." Li Yi said.
Zhou Hongming's face changed drastically, he took three steps back, and immediately said: "Fairy, as long as you kill him, I will give you the antidote now, how about it?"
"Do you think I will believe you?" Xu Ruotong snorted, "You lied to me the first time, and you want to lie to me the second time? Give me the antidote."
"Fairy, would you rather live than die rather than kill him?" Zhou Hongming asked.
Xu Ruotong looked stupid, but in fact she was very smart, saying: "If I really kill him, then life will be worse than death! You have spent so much effort to smear poison in the spirit stone, how can you easily solve the problem?"
Give me the medicine." She walked up to Zhou Hongming step by step, raised the sword in her hand, and said coldly: "I'll ask you one last time, will you give me the antidote?"
"If you want an antidote, there is no way!" Zhou Hongming suddenly patted the storage bag on his waist, waved his hand in front of him, and a black mist was released.
Li Yi's heart skipped a beat and he shouted: "Be careful."
Xu Ruotong dodged very quickly, but still inhaled a trace of mist. Her body trembled, and severe pain came from her Dantian.
Zhou Hongming burst out laughing. He quickly stepped back, distanced himself from Xu Ruotong, and said, "You didn't expect it! This is a poison that has been studied by the seven ancient martial arts families for many years. It's called Fusion Spirit Pill. As long as the immortal cultivator inhales it,
Within the body, the spiritual power will be melted. This elixir was originally meant to deal with Tiandao Sect monks, but I didn't expect to use it on you first."
In just three breaths, Xu Ruotong's face turned pale, her forehead was covered with large beads of sweat, and her breathing became labored, "You, you must die..."
"Kill him, and I will give you the antidote. You can choose it yourself." Zhou Hongming said sternly.
Xu Ruotong was very loyal. Even in a life-and-death situation, she never thought of killing Li Yi. She gritted her teeth and said: "Fellow Taoist, help me get the antidote. I can't survive..."
Li Yi took a step and came to Zhou Hongming in an instant, pointed the Tiandao Sword at the opponent, "Hand over the antidote."
Zhou Hongming laughed and said without fear: "Kill her! It's worth it to trade my life for hers."
"Since you don't hand over the antidote, I can only kill you." Li Yi raised the Tiandao Sword, the cold light flashed, the sword roared out, and flew straight to the opponent's eyebrows.
Zhou Hongming did not resist. He looked at the flying fairy sword and suddenly said: "I know, you are also an immortal cultivator. Even if you kill me, the Zhou family will avenge me."
The Tiandao Sword came to Zhou Hongming in an instant, and when it was about to kill him, the sword suddenly stopped.
Zhou Hongming was stunned by this sudden scene, as was Xu Ruotong.
Zhou Hongming couldn't understand the reason and said: "Why don't you kill me?"
Xu Ruotong frowned and said with a weak breath: "Are you in the same group?"
Li Yi shook his head, kicked Zhou Hongming away, and said: "It is not a pity for this man to die. Killing him like this is really cheap, not to mention you can't get the antidote."
"You mean, he doesn't have an antidote?" Xu Ruotong suddenly realized that she guessed Li Yi's purpose.
"If she really has the antidote, she would have taken it out just now." Li Yi said seriously, "But it doesn't matter, I can let him take us to Zhou's house."
Zhou Hongming snorted coldly and said, "Even if I die, I will not take you to the Zhou family."
"It's okay, you can take us back later." Li Yi walked to him, with a strange smile on his lips, and suddenly asked, "Have you ever experienced the feeling of having your anus exploded?"
"Don't mess around!" Zhou Hongming's face darkened, and a look of disgust flashed across his eyes.
Li Yi understood his eyes, smiled slightly, and said: "It seems that you haven't tried it before, but it doesn't matter, I will give you a chance to try it for free."
Zhou Hongming really didn’t want to have his anus fucked, so he quickly figured it out and said with a smile: "There is no one here for thousands of miles. Do you want to have your anus fucked with me, or the fairy and me, haha..."
Although Xu Ruotong can speak the language of the earth, she doesn't understand the culture of the celestial dynasty at all, so she quickly asked: "What does "explosive chrysanthemum" mean?"
"Uh... I'll explain this later." Li Yi looked at Zhou Hongming again and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, it's not us that blew your ass, but something else."
"You, you want to use a stick?" Zhou Hongming said in horror.
"Haha! You have a rich imagination, but it's a pity that you don't. It's boring to use a stick to explode the anus." Li Yi shook his head and said, "Wouldn't it be more exciting if beasts like tigers and elephants were used to explode the anus?"
"You..." Zhou Hongming's expression changed drastically, his forehead was covered with big beads of sweat, and he said in horror, "No, if you dare, kill me, don't use such despicable means."
"I'm sorry, I'm so mean." Li Yi said with pride rather than shame.
"You can say such a shameless thing?" Zhou Hongming knew that the other party could definitely do such a thing. If he was really raped by a large animal, life would be worse than death. He gritted his teeth and said, "If you win, I will take you to Zhou's house.
But even if you get there, you will never get out alive."
"Please!" Li Yi grabbed Zhou Hongming, held Xu Ruotong in his other hand, walked out of the formation and flew away.
Xu Ruotong seemed to be held by a man for the first time. She was a little uncomfortable and said: "You, don't be so tight, okay?"
"If I don't hold you tight, what if you fall?" Li Yi smelled the light body fragrance and said with great enjoyment, "Now that your spiritual power is dissipating and you can't fly, you will definitely die if you fall."
Xu Ruotong thought about it, hugged Li Yi tightly and said, "Just hug me, don't touch me, I'm very itchy..."
"Did I touch you?" Li Yi only placed his hand on Xu Ruotong's waist. Doesn't this count as touching her?
"Hmph! You've already touched my body, and you still said you didn't touch me?" Xu Ruotong complained, "If you touch me like this again, you'd better let me fall to my death!"
"Then how can I hold you?" Li Yi said speechlessly.
Xu Ruotong moved her mouth a few times, but she didn't think of a way to hold her without touching her. She gritted her teeth and said, "Forget it, you can touch her if you want!"
"Then I'm welcome." Li Yi really wanted to say this, but he thought that he had just met Xu Ruotong. If he said it too shamelessly, it would definitely affect his impression in the beauty's mind.
Although Zhou Hongming was subdued, he could still speak. He said coldly: "Fairy, I think this kid wants to pick you up."
"Soak me?" Xu Ruotong asked in confusion, "She is not water, how can she soak me?"
"..."
Zhou Hongming was startled and quickly thought of the reason. This girl doesn’t understand earth culture! He then said: "He wants to have sex with you, maybe he will understand this time!"
"Why did he want to have sex with me?" Xu Ruotong asked doubtfully, "I'm not a horse, so why did she have sex with me?"
"Let me tell you, what do men and women do when they get married in your place?" Zhou Hongming scratched his head like crazy. He felt that he could not communicate with this girl.
"You're talking about a big wedding! Of course it's to worship heaven and earth." Xu Ruotong said.
"What about after worshiping heaven and earth?"
"Two thanks to Gaotang!"
"Have you finished your second bow?"
"Of course it's a husband and wife ceremony."
"Then what?"
"Serve tea to both parents."
"What happens next?"
"Enter the bridal chamber!"
"And then what?"
Xu Ruotong's pretty face turned red, but she still replied: "That's the ritual of husband and wife."
"Okay! He just wants to marry you as husband and wife. You can understand now, right?" Zhou Hongming felt that talking to her was more tiring than beating a cow to death with his bare hands.
Xu Ruotong still didn't understand, and said: "He and I are not husband and wife, so why does he want to be married to me?"
"Oh my god, who stipulates that only couples can do that?" Zhou Hongming said speechlessly.
"God has decreed it! If he does this, he will suffer a heavenly disaster and his soul will be scattered." Xu Ruotong replied, "Don't he seem to be looking for death?"
"Fairy, stop talking. I beg you, please stop talking. We are not from the same planet." Zhou Hongming felt that if he continued to say this, he would definitely go crazy.
Xu Ruotong said: "You just know! I am not from this planet in the first place."
"..."
Li Yi was speechless listening to the conversation between the two. Fortunately, the Zhou Family Mountain Range had arrived.
As soon as everyone landed on a mountain peak, suddenly, three figures came rushing over, and the leader said sternly: "Who are you? Don't you know where this place is?"