Xiaobai raised his huge bear paw, waved his hand, and said: "Go! Remember to go to my house to eat dried fish in the future!"
"I would be an idiot if I went!" the grizzly bear muttered.
The words were spoken in a low voice, and Xiaobai didn't hear them clearly, so he hurriedly asked: "What did you say?"
"Oh! I mean, the dried fish you made is so delicious, I will definitely eat it when I have time." The grizzly bear's voice echoed in the woods, and he had disappeared.
Xiaobai was very pleased with himself and said with a smile: "That's right, dried fish is my special skill. Others can't make it taste like this if they want to!"
The conversation between the two stupid bears left Li Yi speechless. He once again suspected that there was something wrong with this guy's IQ.
"Well, I know where Heilong lives. Let's go!" Xiaobai waved to Li Yi and Xu Ruotong.
Li Yi was startled, then stepped in front of him and said, "You know?"
In the conversation just now, there was clearly no question about where Black Dragon lived. How did this guy know?
Xiaobai scratched his head and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I remembered where the black dragon lives, and I just took the wrong route."
"..."
Li Yi was speechless, Xu Ruotong also smiled bitterly and said: "Xiaobai, take us back!"
In this way, Xiaobai led the two of them forward again. After walking for a few hours, the two of them and one bear came to a mountain range.
This mountain range is undulating, spreading thousands of miles, and is majestic. When you look at it suddenly, it looks like a giant dragon lying on the earth.
There is a huge valley in the mountains. In the valley, there are green grass, flowers in bloom, and the fragrance of delicious food.
Directly ahead, there is a magnificent and magnificent hall. The plaque on the door is engraved with four large characters in gold and silver - Black Dragon Hall. Looking closer, you can find that the hall is actually made of pure gold.
The ground is also paved with gold bricks, and the light shines on it, emitting a dazzling golden light.
Li Yi only glanced at it, then took a breath and couldn't help but said: "What a domineering hall."
Xu Ruotong thought the same way. She had seen countless palaces, but this was the first time she saw a palace made of gold. She said, "Xiao Bai, look at where other people live, and then look at where you live."
Xiaobai waved his hand and said indifferently: "I don't play with those useless things, it's just a show."
"Uh... you didn't realize that this place is very grand, does it look like the place where masters live?" Xu Ruotong asked.
Xiao Bai didn't think so, and said: "What's so good about a hall made of gold? It's just that the Black Dragon likes shiny golden things, and we bears don't like this."
"Then what do you like?" Li Yi asked.
"I like dried fish and drink tea. This is the style of a master." Xiaobai chuckled and said, "When you stay with me for a long time, you will know how correct my outlook on life and values are."
Li Yi really didn't know what to say. This guy was seriously poisoned and said, "Um, do you know Black Dragon?"
"Of course, but I don't like this guy, he's very unkind." Xiaobai didn't elaborate, and shouted into the hall, "Old Hei, come out here..."
Not long after, a middle-aged man's voice came from the hall, filled with anger, "Little White Bear, you still have the nerve to come see me. Didn't I tell you that we will never interact with each other until death?"
"Old Hei, you are not being kind. If my friend hadn't come to see you, how could I be here?" Xiao Bai snorted coldly, "Last time I came to see you, I kindly gave you dried fish to eat. I want to be with you.
Let’s share it together, but you kid threw away my dried fish and said it was the most unpalatable thing in the world. Are you doubting my ability to make dried fish?”
"Hmph! The food you cook is inherently unpalatable." Black Dragon said angrily.
Xiaobai roared angrily, stamped his feet on the ground, and the ground shook suddenly. He said angrily: "It's okay if you doubt my ability to make dried fish. I can't stand it if you don't give me face, but you doubt my IQ."
, I can't stand it. Tell you, I am the smartest bear in the world, and you doubt my IQ, just because you don't treat me as a friend."
These words sounded incoherent, and Li Yi smiled bitterly. He was smart enough to understand why the black dragon drove him away.
If you had to let the black dragon eat such unpalatable dried fish, he would die without any contact with you if he were a black dragon.
"I don't care if you are the smartest bear or the dumbest bear, just take your friends and leave! I don't want to see you again." Black Dragon said sternly.
Xiaobai had no intention of leaving. He came to the front of the hall in a few steps and said, "Do you want me to leave? If I really leave, wouldn't it be very shameful? What will other bears think of me in the future?"
They must think I'm afraid of you, how can I play happily with them?"
Heilong seemed to be annoyed by Xiaobai's words. He roared angrily and asked, "What do you want?"
"I don't want to do anything. Take out your ambergris and I will take them away." Xiaobai said.
The black dragon was obviously startled, and then asked: "What do you mean, you want my ambergris saliva?"
"That's right, it's your broken dragon's saliva. I'm asking you if you can take it out." Xiaobai asked.
"What are you talking about, am I breaking the dragon's saliva?" The black dragon looked up to the sky and let out a roar. The sound of the dragon's roar echoed and shook the surrounding areas. The surrounding little fairy beasts immediately fled hundreds of miles away.
"Holy crap! Are you competing with me about whose voice is louder?" Xiaobai, not to be outdone, also roared.
"Ouch!"
"roar!"
"Ouch!"
"roar!"
The two guys seemed to be going crazy, one roaring and the other roaring louder than the other.
The fairy beasts that were staying away seemed to have long been used to it. On an ancient tree a hundred miles away, a parrot said: "Brother, these two idiots are roaring at each other again."
"You didn't know their temper when you first came here. I'm used to it. The two of them have been yelling at each other for thousands of years." said the black parrot.
The red parrot asked: "What about a big war later?"
The black parrot burst out laughing. When he was almost done laughing, he said, "What a fight! The two of them can't fight because the wind is loud and the raindrops are light."
"Can't they fight?" The red parrot asked puzzledly, "They seem to be very angry, why don't they kill each other?"
"They are competing. Whoever doesn't roar first loses." The black parrot explained.
"What should I do if I lose?" the red parrot asked.
The black parrot thought for a while and said: "Last time White Bear lost, Black Dragon asked him to offend him a few years ago. Last time Black Dragon lost, guess what happened?"
"What's wrong?" said the red parrot, "We haven't seen each other for thousands of years?"
"Haha! If that were the case, it would be fine. The white bear actually let the black dragon eat the dried fish." The black parrot said with a smile.
The red parrot's expression changed and he said in surprise: "No! I heard that the white bear's dried fish is very difficult to eat. Did the black dragon really eat the dried fish?"
"If you are willing to admit defeat, of course you will eat it," said the black parrot.
The black parrot was even more surprised and said in disbelief: "How can the black dragon eat such unpalatable food?"
"I don't know what the black dragon eats. I heard that after the black dragon ate, he had diarrhea for a month and almost collapsed." The black parrot said, "From then on, the black dragon hated the white bear. Every time they
It’s like this every time we meet. We won’t tell the winner and we won’t stop. Let’s find a place to rest! If we keep yelling like this, we won’t even think about sleeping.”
At this moment, the roar stopped, and the black parrot said in surprise: "What's going on? They stopped roaring?"
"Brother, what you said is wrong!" the red parrot said.
"Uh... let's go over and take a look. Such a fun thing cannot be done without me." The black parrot flapped its wings and flew forward quickly.
The black parrot hesitated for a moment and followed, "Wait for me..."
What happened just now? The two fairy beasts stopped roaring. It was simple. Li Yi couldn't help it.
The roars of the two immortal beasts contained immortal power, and the invisible sound echoed. If it continued like this, the eardrums would burst.
So, Li Yi took a step forward, walked to Xiaobai, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Xiaobai, can you stop yelling?"
"Why don't you roar? I still won." Xiaobai said.
"Is this how you compare?" Li Yi said in surprise.
Xiaobai nodded and said, "Why else should we compete?"
At this time, the black dragon in the hall also said: "Human boy, don't disturb our fight. If he loses, I will let him stay in the cave for ten thousand years."
Xiaobai snorted coldly and said to the hall: "If you lose, I will let you eat 10,000 dried fish."
"I won't eat it. Only fools would eat such unpalatable food." Black Dragon said angrily.
"You are the fool. Only those who don't eat are fools." Xiaobai said, "Oh! No, only dragons who don't eat are fools."
"You are a stupid bear, a big stupid bear!"
"You are a stupid dragon, a big stupid dragon!"
"..."
The two fairy beasts quarreled again, and Li Yi was speechless again. The IQs of these two guys didn't seem to be high, and they were no different from children.
If this is the case, Li Yi will definitely take advantage of this and take them all down.
This thought flashed through his mind. Li Yi coughed lightly and said, "Both of you, do you think it's interesting to continue scolding each other like this? Let's play something else."
"Little brother, we are competing, what do you want us to play?" Xiaobai asked.
On this point, the two of them had the same idea. Heilong said: "Playing with things is for children. We have grown up and we don't play with such boring things."
"What if my game can help you decide the winner?" Li Yi asked.
"Decide the winner?" Xiaobai looked happy and asked hurriedly, "Can you tell who is the strongest between the two of us?"
"Can!"
"Then, can you tell which one of us is more handsome?"
"no problem."
"Can you tell which of us is smarter?"
"You are just as stupid." Li Yi thought in his heart, but said, "Of course."
"Okay, I'll play this game with you, how do you want to play it?" Xiaobai asked.
Just as Li Yigang was about to answer, a flash of light flashed around him, and a figure appeared out of thin air.
The giant black dragons, which are ten meters long, are somewhat similar in appearance to the Azure Dragon Shadow, but are much smaller.
If you look carefully, you can see that the green dragon's shadow is a nine-clawed divine dragon, but the black dragon only has five claws.
The black dragon was suspended in mid-air, looked at Li Yi and said, "What do you mean by playing it?"
Li Yi took out a deck of playing cards from his arms, placed it on the ground, and said, "Do you know what this is?"
"A small piece of paper." Xiaobai said.
The black dragon raised its claws and gave Xiaobai a slap in the face, saying: "Idiot, you are stupid and you still don't admit it. How can this be a small piece of paper?"
"roar!"
Xiaobai roared angrily and said angrily: "This is not a small piece of paper, what is it?"
"Hmph! This is a stack of small pieces of paper." Heilong said with his head held high.
Xiaobai was startled. Instead of getting angry, he scratched his head and said, "Hey! It's really a pile of small pieces of paper."
"Whatever, I'm the smarter one!" Heilong said.
Xiaobai glared at him and said angrily: "You are so smart, I'll talk about it after you win!"
"Tch, I can beat you in a matter of minutes." Black Dragon said disdainfully.
"You fart, I'm so smart, how can you beat me?" Xiaobai pinched his waist, with dissatisfaction written all over his face.
Li Yi couldn't stand it any longer. They kept talking like this, and God knows when they were going to get there. He coughed lightly and said, "You two, don't you want to know the rules of the game?"