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Chapter 10 Hold it! Hold it!

He Yufei watched Xiao Jinxuan walk back to the room from the balcony, swam to the swimming pool and prepared to go ashore. Unexpectedly, the weak voice of the Dragon Emperor suddenly came to his mind.

With a "plop", He Yufei was so frightened by the sudden appearance of the Dragon Emperor that he trembled and fell into the swimming pool again.

"Why are you so careless? If nothing had happened just now, they would have succeeded." The Dragon Emperor said intermittently.

"Ahem, brother, didn't you go into hibernation? Why did you suddenly come out to scare me?" He Yufei climbed out of the swimming pool and asked with a cough.

"Humph, I knew you were unreliable, so I left a trace of a mark on my soul so that I could come out to resolve the crisis when it was in danger. I didn't expect that woman's wishful thinking was quite good, and she almost got me." Dragon Emperor.

He said with lingering fear.

"Okay, now that the crisis has been resolved, you can rest and recuperate as soon as possible." He Yufei rolled his eyes and said, isn't it okay?

"Idiot, you don't understand that there are no unbroken eggs when a nest is overturned? Humph?" The Dragon Emperor felt that He Yufei's indifferent expression, and his anger caused injuries, so he couldn't help but snorted.

He Yufei curled his lips and said nothing, knowing that it would be better to teach him a lesson than to ignore you.

"Forget it, I have created a set of exercises suitable for dual soul cultivation in the past few days. I will pass it on to you in a while. After you practice for some time, plus the divine soul energy I passed on to you before, that woman will succeed again if she wants to

It must be even more difficult." Apparently the Dragon Emperor also knew about He Yufei's virtue, he sighed and said weakly.

"Okay, come on." He Yufei was open to anyone who was taught something by the Dragon Emperor. He didn't know if this technique could allow him to evolve into a super concave and convex man, and He Yufei was full of expectations.

The Dragon Emperor was also holding on to his wounded soul now, and immediately started to pass on the inheritance as soon as he felt He Yufei relax his consciousness. This time, the time was short, and He Yufei was confused for a moment and then woke up.

"Okay, this is the "Double Soul Art". You will start to practice hard from today on. The key points and tips have been passed down to you. Remember to be careful at all times. This time I really have to sleep for a while and I am in danger.

You must use your brain more and remember it." The last few words of the Dragon Emperor were already inaudible.

"Hey, how long will it take for you to wake up? Hey." He Yufei shouted hurriedly when he heard the Dragon Emperor's voice weakened, but it was still a step too late.

"Scare, it turns out that there are really people in this world who practice cultivation. How come I've never heard anyone report it." The Dragon Emperor has now used He Yufei's soul to slightly explore the energy of heaven and earth in this time and space. Although it is sparse, he can still practice.

Xiao Jinxuan is one of them.

When the Dragon Emperor passed on the Double Soul Art, he also passed this news to He Yufei. Only then did He Yufei know that Autuman was not only himself and Xiao Jinxuan, but also a little monster who could defeat Autuman.

"Sneeze", He Yufei sneezed, and then he felt that his whole body was so cold, and he hurriedly walked towards the villa.

"Ye Cheng, if you don't just live in your province and be your eldest son of the Ye family, why are you here?" Xiao Jinxuan felt angry when she saw Ye Cheng at the door.

If you ruin my good deeds, you will naturally not give Ye Cheng a good look.

"Well, I went to your house with my dad yesterday and saw that you were not at home. After asking my uncle, I came to Lu'an City to find you." Ye Cheng was also fascinated by the specially dressed Xiao Jinxuan just now, so naturally he didn't notice Xiao Jinxuan.

The tone of voice is not good.

"Humph, your head is broken if you look for me?" Xiao Jinxuan looked at the gauze on Ye Cheng's forehead and said sarcastically.

"This..." Ye Cheng was extremely annoyed by Xiao Jinxuan's question. He originally wanted to be in the limelight a little bit, but now the limelight is gone. It's all that kid. Next time he goes back to the family to find some strong people, he must take care of it.

Damn, thinking of his last intimate contact with the camera, Ye Cheng's mouth twitched and he was speechless.

"A sneeze, a sneeze." He Yufei walked in with his waist shrunk and his hands rubbing his shoulders.

When Xiao Jinxuan saw He Yufei who was drowned, she remembered what happened just now and felt a little uncomfortable. She asked the old housekeeper to help He Yufei clean up, and then she hurried upstairs to her room.

Ye Cheng heard someone coming in from behind. When he turned around and saw He Yufei, he was shocked to death. This really meant that Cao Cao had arrived.

He Yufei was stunned when he saw Ye Cheng wrapped in gauze, and wondered: "Why is this kid here?"

Seeing He Yufei staring at him with a strange expression, Ye Cheng quickly defended: "My hero, don't get me wrong. Yesterday was all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! Xiao Jinxuan and I are friends."

"Well, are you and Xiao Jinxuan friends?" He Yufei frowned and said after hearing Ye Cheng's words.

"Yes, yes, if you don't believe it, you can ask Xiao Jinxuan." Ye Cheng saw He Yufei frowning and thought it was his words that he didn't believe, so he hurriedly explained.

"Okay, Xiao Jinxuan, you are planning a conspiracy. You are here to play dirty tricks if the beauty scheme doesn't work. You are cruel, let's wait and see." Of course He Yufei would not ask Xiao Jinxuan, thinking of Xiao Jinxuan's unprovoked behavior during the day yesterday.

He confessed to himself and threatened him in the office at night. After hearing what Ye Cheng said, he naturally blamed Xiao Jinxuan for Ye Cheng asking someone to beat him up yesterday.

"Dear guest, please come to the bathroom with me." The old housekeeper said to He Yufei just after being ordered by Xiao Jinxuan.

"This little girl won't do anything while I'm bathing, right?" He Yufei, who had just escaped from danger, was now more wary of Xiao Jinxuan. When he was worrying about whether to go, he saw Ye Cheng standing aside.

He Yufei's heart lit up: "Yes."

Ye Cheng was helplessly dragged towards the bathroom by He Yufei, sweating in his heart: "This kid can't be a glass, right?"

But Ye Cheng knew how powerful He Yufei was, so he could only burst into tears silently in his heart, "Oh my God, my earth, I encountered a piece of glass today!"

The old housekeeper also glanced at He Yufei in surprise, but without asking any more questions, he guided the two of them toward the bathroom.

Xiao Jinxuan stood on the second floor and saw that He Yufei actually dragged Ye Cheng to the bathroom. She was so angry that she felt itchy. He Yufei's guess was right. Xiao Jinxuan just ran up to the room in a hurry just to find an opportunity to sneak into the bathroom and do something to He Yufei.

No matter how much Ye Chengzai and Xiao Jinxuan hated He Yufei, they still refused to let Meier gain control of her body, so the two souls started a tug-of-war again.

He Yufei took a hot bath comfortably in the high-end bathroom and asked Ye Cheng to wait outside the door.

Seeing this, Ye Cheng let out a loud sigh. After all, He Yufei is not a gay, but he immediately started to burst into tears. My dignified young master of the Ye family is actually showing people the bathhouse. I can't afford to be hurt.

After He Yufei took a shower and put on the clothes brought by the old housekeeper, Ye Cheng saw that he actually felt like a man relying on clothes and a horse relying on its saddle, and the country bumpkin suddenly transformed into a handsome man.

It's not that He Yufei has become more handsome, but that when He Yufei puts on tasteful clothes, a trace of the Dragon Emperor's inherited soul power is revealed.

The old housekeeper waited for He Yufei to finish taking a shower and then took the two of them to the restaurant.

"Wow", He Yufei's mouth watered instantly when he looked at the dishes on the table, thinking that he could take away the food if he couldn't finish it all.

Originally, Xiao Jinxuan looked at He Yufei who walked into the restaurant. He had changed his clothes and looked much more elegant. Who knew that the next moment, his true colors were exposed. This appearance made Xiao Jinxuan despise him as much as he wanted. It was true that the mud could not hold up the wall.

"Okay, let's have a meal then." Xiao Jinxuan said when she saw the two of them sitting down.

"Dingling bells and oranges" He Yufei was not polite. He used the nine-character mantra a lot yesterday. Not only did he not eat at night, but he also hurriedly made breakfast in the morning. He was hungry after taking a shower just now. Xiao Jinxuan started eating as soon as she opened her mouth.

Ye Cheng's eyes twitched as he looked at the wolf-like He Yufei. No wonder this kid is so good at fighting. He doesn't gain weight even though he eats so much. His emotions are all gone. It would be better not to mess with this kid in the future.

Xiao Jinxuan's lips twitched slightly. Looking at He Yufei who had lost all his image, she remembered what Mei'er had failed to do just now, and she couldn't help but feel a little happy in her heart.

After lunch, the three of them took a short rest and then Xiao Jinxuan continued to take them around.

"Xiao Jinxuan, aren't your parents at home?" He Yufei suddenly thought when he was led to the study for a visit.

"I'm transferred from Linxi. Of course my family is in Linxi." Xiao Jinxuan couldn't help but rolled her eyes when she heard He Yufei asked such a childish question.

"Uh, haha." After asking, He Yufei felt that his question was a bit abrupt, and suddenly felt a pain in his stomach.

"Um, um, is there a toilet here?" He Yufei asked Xiao Jinxuan a little embarrassedly.

"Over there." Xiao Jinxuan was completely speechless for He Yufei. What on earth is this guy's belly made of? She frowned and pointed to the toilet on the side.

Ye Cheng originally wanted to go to the toilet, but he never dared to ask for the sake of his image. He watched He Yufei close the door after entering, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "It just so happened that the boy came out and I went, and he still kept his face in front of Xiao Jinxuan."

Sometimes this person is really weird. In front of Xinyiren, he feels embarrassed about such a trivial matter as asking where the toilet is, but he doesn't know that others don't care about you at all.

"Oh my god, why hasn't this guy come out yet? Is this guy trying to pull gold?" Ye Cheng's face was almost turning green now, but he had to keep up his appearance in front of the goddess.

Xiao Jinxuan is now completely convinced by He Yufei. Not only has he eaten a lot, but he can also go to the toilet. It has been almost half an hour, but Ye Cheng has been acting strange since just now. Not only did he sit on the sofa for a long time,

He is still staring at the watch. What is so special about that watch?

"Whoa" Ye Cheng finally heard the sound of the toilet being flushed.

"Miss, her classmates, and Mr. Ye are in the study." At this moment, the old housekeeper's voice suddenly came from not far outside the door.

"Haha, Old Ye, you haven't seen Xuanxuan in more than a year, right?" A soft middle-aged man's voice came into the ears of Ye Cheng and Xiao Jinxuan.

"It's broken. Why is dad here? If dad sees the injury on my head, he will have to break one of my legs and find a place to hide." The Ye family is also a member of the Ye family, and now they are guests at the Xiao family. If dad sees the injury on my head, he will have to break one of my legs.

When Ye Cheng's father saw the bandage on his head, for the sake of his own dignity, he had to give Ye Cheng a good beating regardless of right or wrong.

Ye Cheng was so frightened that his stomach no longer hurt, and he hurriedly said to Xiao Jinxuan: "My dad asked me and said I had already left."

After saying that, he found an empty large bookcase and got in. Just then He Yufei also walked out of the toilet.

Xiao Jinxuan felt a headache when she saw He Yufei coming out of the toilet. How could she explain this to her father? She patted her head, pulled He Yufei and pushed it into the bookcase where Ye Cheng had just entered.

Before He Yufei could ask anything in a hurry, he heard a rough voice coming from the outer door: "Yes, Old Xiao, I guess Xuanxuan must be more beautiful."

While they were talking, the door of the study room had been opened, and Xiao Jinxuan's father asked: "Why are you alone? I heard Lao Li say that one of your classmates and Xiao Ye are also here, aren't they?"

"Dad, Uncle Ye, what a coincidence that you came here. They happened to go out together." Xiao Jinxuan said in an unnatural voice.

"Haha, Lao Xiao, don't worry about them. Let's not get involved in the affairs of young people." said a rough voice.

"Come, Lao Ye, sit down. Xuanxuan goes and pours tea for your Uncle Ye." After hearing this, Xiao Jinxuan opened the door and walked out.

"It turns out that Xiao Jinxuan's father is here. No wonder Xiao Jinxuan hid me in a hurry. That Uncle Ye should be this guy's father, right? Why did Xiao Jinxuan push him in too?" He Yufei looked at Ye Cheng in confusion.

When He Yufei came out of the toilet, Ye Cheng was already at the bookcase. He Yufei thought it was Xiao Jinxuan who pushed Ye Cheng in.

Ye Cheng got into the bookcase and breathed a sigh of relief. When he saw He Yufei being pushed in by Xiao Jinxuan, he probably knew what Xiao Jinxuan meant. But as soon as he calmed down, he suddenly felt like eight hundred elephants running wildly in his belly. Damn, I still have it.

Ye Cheng is going crazy now without going to the toilet...

Some things become more and more uncomfortable the more you think about them. You want it to go forward, but it insists on going backward, just like our current friend Ye Cheng.

Ye Cheng's face was almost black from holding it back, and he suddenly let out a little breath by accident.

"Huh? What a voice?" Just when he was wondering that Ye Cheng was also in the cabinet, a soft sound interrupted He Yufei's thoughts.

Fortunately, the two people in the study were a little far away from the bookcase, so they continued chatting without noticing.

"It's such a close call. At least I wasn't discovered by dad. It's not good." Ye Cheng, who was just rejoicing, suddenly felt a huge amount of air accidentally leaking out.

"Puff, puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff~~~" Because Ye Cheng's clamp was too tight, the sound in front of him was like a bullet, and the last sound was still a roundabout one.

"Chi." He Yufei almost laughed out loud when he heard the sound of machine gun-like farts coming from Ye Cheng. Thinking of Xiao Jinxuan's father, he quickly covered his mouth with his hands at the outer door, but his body could not bear the shaking.

"Old Ye, did you hear anything?" Xiao Jinxuan's father seemed to have heard something and asked Ye Cheng's father.

"No, what's wrong?" said a rough voice.

"Nothing, let's continue." Xiao Jinxuan's father also felt that he was suspicious.

"Fortunately, I'll wipe it and come again!" Ye Cheng was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. Before he could relax, the terrible feeling came again.

"Puff, puff, puff puff~~~, puff, puff~~~" If it was a machine gun and a trumpet last time, this time it was a battle between the two countries, because Ye Cheng held it in too tightly but couldn't.

This time the fart sound became louder.

"Quack, quack, quack, quack~~~" He Yufei couldn't hold it in anymore, but he had to hold it in. He laughed like a funny duck.

"Hero, please hold it in, hold it in, or I will die." Ye Cheng couldn't help but plead in a low voice when he heard He Yufei's weird laughter.

"Gah, okay, I hold it in, gah, you have to hold it in too, damn, even a fart is so funny, gah." He Yufei replied in a low voice, suppressing his laughter, but his tone of voice was because it was too funny.

They all go up and down.

"Hey, Lao Xiao, you really have a voice." A rough and crazy voice suddenly said.

Then both of them quietly raised their ears and listened carefully.

Ye Cheng heard the two people outside talking no more, and he didn't dare to express his anger, "Hold it, hold it."

Now Ye Cheng really understands the word "backfire".

"Puff~~~~~, puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff out out of the fart"

Down.

"Wow haha, hahahaha, it's so funny, my eyes are watering. It's worth being discovered. Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard." He Yufei was holding in his eyes so red that he almost popped out of his head when he heard this.

A **** fart, holding his stomach and patting the cabinet, laughing loudly.

"Brother, it's not that I won't help you, it's really funny. You're such a talented person. His farts are so classic, hahahahaha." He Yufei couldn't even say anything because he was laughing, he could only think in his heart.

"Hero, stop laughing." Ye Cheng quickly reached out to cover He Yufei's laughing mouth, but he did not expect the serious consequences of this move.

"Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.

"Hahahaha, ahha, I'm going to die laughing, ahha, hahaha." He Yufei opened the hand extended by Ye Cheng, laughing so hard that he could hardly breathe, and tears of happiness hung from the corners of his eyes.

When Ye Cheng was at a loss and didn't know what to do, someone suddenly opened the bookcase.

He Yufei saw a powerful-looking middle-aged man, who said in a rough voice: "Ye Cheng, didn't you leave? Why are you here?"

Ye Chenggang wanted to speak but was a step too late. What he answered to his father was a few fart sounds like crows flying over.

"Puff~~~Puff, puff, puff~~~Puff."

"Haha, it's worth dying for me." He Yufei on the side couldn't control himself at all. Looking at the face of the man opposite him, his face kept twitching. Could this be the legendary change of color after smelling farts?

"Puff~~, Puff~~~"

Ye Cheng looked at his father's black and blue face, shook his body a few times, and squeezed out a few sad thoughts.


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