"Damn, there is actually a yellow bird. Brother, you can endure it better than me. I admire you! Wife, let's go!"
After the man finished saying this, He Yufei and the two heard the sound of getting dressed, and then watched two figures emerge from the woods.
"I'm so dizzy. I'm actually being forced to fight in the wild."
He Yufei was speechless after hearing what the man said. When he saw the two people leaving, he couldn't help but murmured.
"Giggle."
Enchanting laughter came from the side.
"You're laughing so hard, let's go quickly, there were quite a few couples hanging out on the roadside just now... I'd be scared to death if I saw you like this.
He Yufei originally wanted to say that a few more couples would be in trouble, but when he turned around and saw the enchanting outfits, he abruptly changed his last sentence.
"Don't you think you can scare people to death?"
After Yaorao heard He Yufei's words, she muttered in a novel tone.
He Yufei took the lead and walked forward again, ignoring the charming muttering.
After turning around this forest, there was another mountain road in the middle. Fortunately, it was winding. As soon as pedestrians walked out of this blind spot, He Yufei and Yaorao used their mental power to quickly rush into the next forest. It was safe to pass half of the mountain road, but
The closer to the rest area, the more people there were. He Yufei started to have a big head again. What should I do?
"Someone!"
He Yufei was squatting on the edge of a forest, waiting for the opportunity to rush into the next forest, when he suddenly heard a charming whisper.
"I know, don't say anything."
He Yufei responded, and the two of them stooped down. With the shadow of the trees, as long as that person didn't walk in, nothing would happen.
I saw that the man who came here was holding back his face and was red. He looked around and didn't care anymore. He stood directly in the woods where He Yufei and Yaorao were hiding. He spread his legs and started to pull his pants eagerly.
The zipper seems to have been badly damaged.
"Fuck, no way."
He Yufei stared at this scene dumbfounded and cursed in his heart. He saw the man's zipper opening directly above Yao Luo and himself. However, He Yufei was also a man after all. Thinking about his own outfit, he suddenly forgot.
Be angry.
But that won’t work for the charming one on one side. If she really gets wet, and the charming woman feels that she must die, it’s not a question of whether the machine is a machine or not. This is something that every woman cannot tolerate. It’s an instinct. I saw
When the man was about to take out the thing, he stood up with a swoosh and shouted:
"Don't pee here!"
The man was lowering his head to take out the thing. Suddenly, a charming girl came into the man's ears. The man's hands trembled obviously. Then he raised his head and saw that his long hair was disheveled and still covered.
A enchanting man wearing a face scarf, with a faint cold light shining behind his long hair. The man was so frightened that his hair stood up at the first sight, and then he let out an inhuman howl:
"Ghost!"
This shout resounded nearby, and everyone nearby turned their heads to this side. He Yufei saw that the secret passage here was not good, so he couldn't help but stand up. Just when he was about to run away, he saw
After the man saw him, he suddenly pointed at himself and said:
"Mu, Mina..."
Then he couldn't catch his breath and passed out.
He Yufei glanced at the man lying on the ground speechlessly. His legs twitched twice when he fell to the ground. Then he saw that the man's crotch began to get wet, and he sighed in his heart:
"Look how easy it is for you to pee somewhere else, but now you still wet your pants, ugh."
"Wow! Mom, look, the mummy on TV!!!"
At this time, a little boy's shout suddenly came from the nearby mountain road. He Yufei couldn't help but turn his head and looked around, and found that his and Enchanting's heads had been exposed to everyone's sight. The little child was opening his eyes curiously.
The big eyes were pointing at his head, and on one side was his stunned mother.
"Go quickly!!!"
He Yufei shouted at Yaorao, and then walked out of the forest, and in an instant passed into the next forest. However, this time he was clearly seen by the people nearby, and only the mother of the little boy was seen.
After He Yufei ran into the next forest in his underwear, he shouted at the top of his lungs:
"The mummy is running around naked in her underpants~~~~!!!"
He Yufei almost staggered and fell into the woods after hearing this. People like these have such rich imaginations. After a while, she heard this woman shout again:
"The long-haired female ghost is chasing the naked mummy!!! Come on, someone, there is a ghost in Taixuan Peak!!!!"
"Here I go, it would be a shame not to sing high notes with this voice."
He Yufei was speechless when he heard the woman's scream again. This voice was n times louder than that of the man just now.
"Did that long-haired female ghost that the woman just called call me?"
At this time, Yaorao rushed behind He Yufei and asked doubtfully.
"Nonsense, if I don't call you, why don't you call me? But it's really similar."
Hearing the charming words, He Yufei turned his head and looked at it, and said angrily.
"No mummy like you running around naked in your underwear!!"
It is natural for women to love beauty. She has been beautiful since she was a child. Even if she sometimes dresses a bit ugly for tasks, no one has said that she looks like a ghost. Hearing that He Yufei actually agreed with the woman's words, he couldn't help but retorted.
"..."
He Yufei was speechless and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, what a common man~~~
He Yufei and Yaorao darted left and right, looking very close to the rest area, when suddenly an old man's voice came from far away:
"Catch the mummy in underwear. I'll see which bastard pretends to be a mummy to scare me. If word gets out, who else dares to come up to my Taixuan Peak."
When He Yufei heard that he was the manager of Taixuan Peak, He Yufei glanced at him and saw that he could not speak and just ordered others to come. He couldn't help but said with contempt in his heart:
"Aren't you afraid that you will come and catch me?"
Then it went through the woods in the next chapter.
"Catch this boy!"
"Get him!"
After He Yufei got into the woods, everyone yelled and rushed over with flashlights. However, before they had taken a few steps, a ghost figure suddenly flew out of the woods where He Yufei had passed through, and then his feet did not touch the ground.
The ghost chased He Yufei into the next forest. Before entering the forest, the ghost turned to look at everyone.
"Wow, it's really a ghost."
I saw a man in the crowd couldn't hold on anymore. When he saw the faceless face, he ran away in fright. It was deeply imprinted in his mind that there was a faint cold light shining behind the hair that looked like the back of his head, and it was still open.
A big pale mouth smiled at himself, threw away the flashlight in his hand, yelled and ran away...
Now that there is a leader, there is an extra group of people. The ghost's footsteps just touched the ground. This is not a movie. How can any innocent person dress up like this and fly around like a ghost?
Within a few seconds, only the old man was left cursing and saying:
"Isn't it just a spring shoe? I even bought a pair for my grandson. You young people are really ignorant. Where did you come from? Huh, watch me catch these guys."
After the old man finished speaking, he took the flashlight and walked towards the woods, but the speed was very slow. Before he was halfway there, he suddenly saw the female ghost with a big white mouth popping her head out, oh
No, the long-haired face looked at myself.
"Ah!!! Ghost!!!"
The old man couldn't hold on any longer, threw the flashlight, ran faster than the previous group of people, and quickly caught up with the previous group of people.
"This old man has really good legs and feet. He must be a good material for spiritual practice. It's a pity that he is old."
Enchanting saw the old man running away, drew back his neck and muttered.
"I said, what do you mean? You came here just to scare that old man? Aren't you afraid of scaring that old man to death?"
He Yufei just felt that Yaorao actually ran back halfway, and he ran back in confusion. However, before he ran over, he saw Yaorao sticking his head out, and then the old man screamed in horror.
"As for, huh, let them say that I look like a ghost. Sister, I have grown so big. How can someone say that and arrest me? If I can't scare him to death, he is lucky."
Enchanting hummed dissatisfied.
"Let's go quickly, be careful if people really watch you, you'll be in trouble."
He Yufei was speechless after listening to the words of the enchanting woman. It seems that you can't tell a woman that she is not good-looking, let alone ugly. Otherwise, even if some women say that it is okay, they will still mind in their hearts. If they meet a enchanting woman,
This kind of thing, that's what happened to the old man...
The two of them climbed over a high wall that separated the woods, which was a small forest in the rest area. He Yufei guessed that no one expected that the two of them would climb in from here. After all, it was not a height that ordinary people could jump in.
.
"It seems like people are coming to see us."
He Yufei looked around and found that every storefront was empty. It seemed that he had gone to see mummies and female ghosts.
"Let's go quickly, sister, I don't want to carry the name of this female ghost anymore."
After saying this, Enchanting activated her mental power, used her speed to the extreme, and instantly rushed into the hotel booked by herself and others.
"Well, am I dazzled?"
After He Yufei saw Yaorao running in, he was about to run when he suddenly heard the boss of the small restaurant next to his hotel say in surprise. The boss even rubbed his eyes while speaking.
"Damn, it's so dangerous."
He Yufei just took a preliminary look at the store. There must be places that he couldn't see from this angle. Just when Yaorao was about to enter, the boss turned from one side to the door. Fortunately, Yaorao was fast, otherwise there would have been consequences.
News He Yufei doesn’t know.
He Yufei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, then squatted on the ground and waited for a good opportunity. Unexpectedly, he suddenly heard a dog barking:
"Woof woof, woof woof!"
He Yufei turned around and saw a big black dog not far away looking at him and barking wildly. He felt like he had a headache, so he shouted in a low voice:
"Damn dog, go away, go away quickly."
Unexpectedly, when the dog heard what He Yufei said, it barked even more frequently and kept barking.
At this time, the owner of the restaurant also looked at the big black dog curiously and said:
"Wangcai, please be quiet. You can't stop even if you poop today?"
There were more than 9,000 clicks on Monday and Sunday last week, so Jiuwei will update again in order to repay everyone's support for Jiuwei. There is data in the background. If you don't believe it, you can join the group. Jiuwei will show it to you, and there won't be much in the text.
I said it, otherwise I would be accused of exaggerating the word count--.
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