This scene of Dakui was simply unbearable to watch. Lu Bingyan had already calculated that Dakui was already hungry after being drunk for three days, so she came up with this trick.
When Wang Xiyuan saw Da Kui's disgrace, even though he was a colleague, he couldn't help frowning. But Da Kui was a first-class noble, and Wang Xiyuan was only a fourth class. Although he was a comfort envoy, he couldn't say anything. Poor Da Kui was holding a white chopped chicken in his hand.
With the meat in his mouth, he couldn't speak at the moment. With everyone's eyes focused on him, he couldn't help but blush. If there was a hole on the stage, he would crawl into it.
On the other hand, the leader of the village, Lu, laughed and said: "Oh, Mr. Zhang is a charming person. I am afraid he is very hungry after being drunk these days." The master of the village, Lu, said after a pause: "Master Zhang likes the food of this village, you might as well have more.
Eat some. This is also our village’s honor. Just enjoy it, Mr. Zhang, and let’s talk about ours.”
As the village leader said this, he glared at Lu Binglan fiercely, and then invited everyone to drink, trying his best to draw everyone's attention away from Dakui. Dakui swallowed the muscles in his mouth three or two times, and then put down.
At this time, Dakui was no longer interested in the banquet, but just looked at Lu Binglan.
Lu Binglan couldn't help but feel extremely proud that her plan was successful. She raised her pretty face and looked at the starry sky without even looking at Da Kui.
Da Kui was about to explode with anger. He was drunk and disrupted Lu Binglan's wedding party. Lu Binglan held a grudge in her heart and waited for an opportunity to retaliate. She succeeded again and again. If she didn't give her some color, she would really take it seriously.
It's like a tiger but a cat. Do you think I, Zhang Dakui, is critically ill? Dakui looked at Lu Binglan and couldn't help but think of a plan.
Dakui didn't say anything, got up and walked down the stage. It was normal for someone to leave the banquet in the middle of the banquet, so when everyone saw Dakui getting up, they didn't care.
Dakui got off the stand and walked straight to a deserted area. There was a meadow there and a rice field in the distance.
Everyone in the stands was chatting happily, and bursts of cheerful laughter could be heard from time to time.
Not long after, Da Kui returned to the stands and sat on the table. When he came back this time, Da Kui stopped eating, drinking, and didn't talk. He just listened to what others said, with a knowing smile on his face.
Lu Binglan couldn't help but feel curious when she saw Da Kui leaving the table as if nothing had happened and then returning to his seat. He didn't eat, drink or talk. Then she asked Da Kui: "Why doesn't Mr. Zhang eat? What is the diet of our Zhuang family?"
Not to your liking?"
Dakui looked at Lu Binglan and just smiled, then continued to listen.
As the saying goes: Curiosity killed the cat. Da Kui didn't say anything, and Lu Binglan was even more confused, so she asked again: "Mr. Zhang, why are you ignoring this little girl when she asks you something?"
Dakui looked at Lu Binglan again, but he covered his mouth and snickered. Seeing this, Lu Binglan was busy looking around her body, but found nothing wrong. Then she asked Dakui: "Mr. Zhang, why are you laughing?"
Dakui had a mysterious look on his face and waved to Lu Binglan. Lu Binglan was curious, so she stepped forward and leaned forward. Dakui reached out to cover his mouth and opened his mouth with a mysterious look on his face.
Lu Binglan was just about to hear what Dakui had to say, but she saw Dakui open his mouth, and a small head protruded from his mouth. There were a pair of big eyes on the small head, and there were two small claws on both sides of the head.
"Ah~~." Lu Binglan screamed hysterically, and immediately fainted from fright. Her body went limp and she slid under the table.
Dakui touched his mouth with his hand on the side of his mouth, and then shouted in shock: "Miss Lu, what's wrong with you?"
At a banquet that was originally well-fed, Lu Binglan lost all her appetite when she screamed, and everyone gathered around Lu Binglan. The leader of the village raised his daughter's upper body and stretched out his hand to pinch Lu Binglan's vaginal hole. Only then did Lu Binglan
Wake up slowly.
"Child, what's wrong with you?" Village leader Lu asked for the reason. Lu Binglan looked around and saw Dakui standing in front of her with a concerned look on her face. She couldn't help but pointed at Dakui with a frightened face, but she couldn't even say anything.
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Leader Lu saw Lu Binglan pointing at Da Kui, but Da Kui had an innocent look on his face. Leader Lu couldn't help but draw circles in his heart. They were all having a banquet at the same table just now, how could such an unexpected incident happen so smoothly? His daughter pointed out
What does it mean to be with Mr. Zhang? Mr. Zhang has evil intentions? No, what can he do in full view of everyone?
It took a long time before Lu Binglan said intermittently: "Apo, he is a monster!" After saying this, everyone in the audience was shocked. Lu Binglan cried so miserably that she continued: "He has eyes on his tongue.
He also has two little claws." What Lu Binglan said made not only the village leader Lu confused, but also everyone present was confused.
The originally lively and joyful song and dance venue fell silent again, and people gathered around the stands to see what was going on.
"Miss Lu, I'm afraid you have misunderstood. How can I be a monster?" Dakui still looked innocent.
The atmosphere condensed for a moment, and everyone couldn't help but talk. Wang Xiyuan stood up and said loudly: "There must be something weird about this matter. Maybe Miss Lu is suffering from physical fatigue, so she is hallucinating."
Lu Binglan cried and pointed at Dakui and said: "I read that right, his tongue has eyes and claws. If you don't believe me, just ask him to open his mouth and see." Her tone was so firm that people had to believe it.
Leader Lu Zhai and Wang Xiyuan were both in a dilemma. As a high-ranking member of the imperial court, how could Zhang Dakui just open his mouth and let everyone see it? Where is the decency in this?
Unexpectedly, Dakui didn't take it seriously and nodded and said: "Since Miss Lu has this intention, I will give up my face and let everyone take a look and be a witness." As he said this, Dakui proposed to Lu Zhai.
He opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. To seek justice, Dakui opened his mouth and turned in a circle.
What everyone saw was just two ordinary rows of neat teeth and a tongue. There were some eyes and little claws. Lu Binglan saw that there was nothing unusual about Da Kui opening his mouth, so she couldn't help but said: "He just had a tooth on his tongue."
She has eyes, and there are two more..." Before Lu Binglan could finish her words, she heard the strong voice of Village Leader Lu: "That's enough."
Leader Lu stood up angrily and ordered Lu Binglan to be sent home. Before Lu Binglan left, she turned back to look at Dakui. Dakui deliberately smiled at her, and took advantage of her unpreparedness to open her mouth again and stick out her tongue.
There was nothing unusual, but the evil expression on Da Kui's face made Lu Binglan's skin crawl all over.
When Lu Binglan was sent away and Master Lu invited everyone to sit down at the table, Wang Xiyuan chuckled and said, "Thanks to Master Lu's warm hospitality today, I and Master Zhang will say goodbye."
Dakui also said: "Miss Lu was inexplicably frightened. I feel deeply ashamed. I dare not disturb you again, so I take my leave."
"Hey, you two adults have come thousands of miles away, how can you leave in a hurry? It's getting late today, and your team of carriages and horses is very complicated. Why not just find a place to rest in this village, and it won't be too late to leave tomorrow." Lu
The owner of the village sincerely stays with me.
Dakui and Wang Xiyuan looked at each other, and Dakui nodded and said, "That's it, excuse me."
"What are you talking about? I'm a guest from afar. Besides, he's an honored guest. It's not too late for the village to welcome him, so why bother?" Village leader Lu laughed and ordered others to clean up a few clean wooden buildings for Da Kui.
He lived with Wang Xiyuan and others before leaving in a hurry.
Da Kui, Wang Xiyuan and others walked all the way to the village under the leadership of the villagers. On the way Wang Xiyuan asked quietly: "What's going on?" Lu Binglan was frightened, pointed at Da Kui and said that Da Kui was a monster, which was definitely not groundless.
Therefore, Wang Xiyuan wanted to find out.
Da Kui smiled and did not answer, but stretched out his right hand and spread his palm. When the moonlight and the torch on his entourage illuminated Wang Xiyuan's hand, he saw clearly that there was a frog in Da Kui's hand.
It turned out that Da Kui was focused on rectifying Lu Binglan, but he caught a frog in the rice field and put the frog in his mouth when he returned to the table. Da Kui deliberately held his breath, and the frog in his mouth was naturally stuffy. When he pretended to talk to Lu Binglan,
, the frog opened its mouth and stretched out its head to breathe. When Lu Binglan saw the frog sticking its head out, she mistakenly thought that Da Kui's tongue had eyes and claws.
Don't say that Lu Binglan is a prostitute, even a man who doesn't know what he is doing will be scared into cold sweats when he sees her. Especially at night, when the lights are dim, this trick really has a miraculous effect.
Wang Xiyuan couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw that Da Kui was still childlike at his age.
"Oh, Mr. Zhang is really an old naughty boy." Wang Xiyuan laughed and scolded Dakui, but Dakui didn't take it seriously.
"Master Wang is unaware of something. You should not be serious about everything. You should behave with a worldly mentality and do things with a worldly mentality." Dakui said meaningfully.
Wang Xiyuan disagreed: "At this young age, you should control your stubbornness. You must know that Lu Binglan is a prostitute, how can Mr. Zhang care about her." Wang Xiyuan's words hinted that Da Kui had gone too far.
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But Dakui smiled and said indifferently: "You can't be careless when doing things, and you can't be too serious." Dakui pondered for a while before adding: "Master Wang wants to say that playing with things will lose one's ambition, and playing with people will lose one's morality. Hahahaha."
Wang Xiyuan didn't speak, but he didn't refute either.
(ps: You may be familiar with the phrase "playing with things loses one's ambition", and this sentence was originally preceded by the sentence "playing with people loses one's morality", which comes from the ancient classic "Shangshu". About three thousand years ago, King Wu of Zhou
After the Shang King Zhou was eliminated, his power and virtue spread all over the world. Some barbarian countries in the west paid tribute to a mastiff dog, which was more than four feet tall. It could understand people's thoughts, was powerful and good at fighting with people. It was very different from the dogs in the Central Plains at that time.
Zhao Gongshi, who was serving as the Taibao at that time, was worried that King Wu would neglect his political affairs because of his love for this dog, so he wrote an article called "The Traveling Mastiff", warning King Wu not to "play with people to lose morality, and to play with animals to lose morale." This article is recorded in
"Shang Shu? Zhou Shu".
Playing with people here means not respecting the personality of others, bullying and teasing others at will. Playing with things means indulging in the things you like to the point of being unable to extricate yourself. Zhao Gongxi believes that a virtuous monarch is not
Will insult the personality of others. If you insult a gentleman, the gentleman will not do his best for your career; if you insult a villain, the villain will not work hard for your career. Likes to play
If a human monarch loses the heart of a gentleman and the power of a villain, it will be difficult to maintain his dominance. As for playthings, the monarch spends a lot of energy and time on the things he likes.
Do you still care about political affairs?)
Dakui continued: "Being in a game-like state of mind is the foundation of being a human being. You must know that the authorities are obsessed with it, and you must always put yourself outside the world. This is my opinion."
Wang Xiyuan was very upright and said: "Lu Binglan is a prostitute after all."
Dakui chuckled and said, "Doesn't female abortion hurt people?"