Liu Jun was sitting in a taxi, thinking about what cold joke in the world would make people fall into the river? In order to save Xuan Hong and Xu Ming who fell into the river, he almost took his own life. It was really fatal.
joke.
Are there any terrible jokes? Indeed, there are. Liu Jun has a good memory and can basically never forget anything he sees, including the news he browsed on the Internet, jokes, etc., and he couldn't help but think of two.
It is about a leader and several of his followers taking a flight. The plane broke down midway, and the cabin floor was lifted off by strong airflow. The leader and several of his followers were hung on the plane. The captain said that the plane could not bear the original weight and had to
If you want to land safely, someone must use your style to land a few first.
A few people fell out of the plane. The captain said it was easy. Who would show his style in a life-or-death situation? No one was willing to let go, because letting go would mean death. No one dared to make fun of their own lives.
As a result, the leader spoke up, saying that he was the leader, and to carry forward his style, the leader had to take the lead. Before the leader said goodbye to them, he had to say a few words from his heart. He said that he should not be too strict with his subordinates. That is wrong. If there is
In the next life, we must treat them well. They will have odd days off instead of weekends, a salary increase and no overtime work. We must further improve welfare benefits. I hope to be the best leader for them in the next life. In the end, the leader said emotionally: "I have finished speaking.
thank you all."
As a result, several of the followers were very moved after hearing this, and habitually applauded. As soon as they let go, they all fell down, and the leader returned safely to the ship.
There is also a joke that the boat is leaking and the animals on the boat have to jump off to survive. So the animals decided to tell a joke. As long as one of them didn't laugh, the one who told the story would jump off.
The Lion King was the leader and was full of confidence and knowledge. He rushed to take the lead in telling jokes. As soon as he finished telling the story, the whole audience burst into laughter. Only the pig had a blank expression on his face and did not laugh. So the lion jumped down sadly. It was the elephant's turn.
Before the elephant spoke, the pig kept laughing. The animals were puzzled. So they asked the pig, and the pig said: "The joke the lion just told was so funny, hahahaha..."
The function of jokes is not only to make people happy, but also to contain wisdom. Thinking of jokes, Liu Jun was happy for a moment and his mood was not so depressed. Just now, he rescued Xuan Hong from Punctual Investigation Company and Xu Ming from Zhengda Law Firm in Jinshui River. God's will again
I have made two more friends. It feels really good to help others and act bravely. I will not consider Duan Erpao's possible revenge for the time being. Blessings are not disasters, but disasters cannot be avoided. Liu Jun is quite open-minded now.
When I took a taxi, my underwear was still wet, my buttocks was sticky, and the car mat was soaked, so I felt uncomfortable wearing it. However, wet underwear was a testament to courageous action, and it felt good to take a taxi wearing wet underwear.
Cool, underwear? Bottoms are cool! Haha, Liu Jun couldn't help laughing at such a funny idea.
After more than half an hour's drive, they arrived at the blue sky and clear water. Liu Jun paid the taxi fare and walked downstairs to Baimei's house with the mute. They pressed the security doorbell at the entrance. Baimei opened the door by asking questions and asked Liu Jun to go upstairs and enter the house.
Liu Jun and Mute came to the door of Bai Mei's house, and saw that the door was open a crack, and Bai Mei was not at the door. They knocked on the door a few times, and Bai Mei's sweet voice came from inside the house, and the two words "Please come in" came from Bai Mei.
She has a smooth accent and is very comfortable to listen to. Being able to be a news anchor on a provincial TV station depends on her golden voice. Liu Jun feels that Bai Mei’s voice is the real voice of China.
Liu Jun saw Bai Mei dressing up in the washroom in her pajamas and said, "Amei, why did you just get up?"
Bai Mei said: "I sorted out some selection materials last night, so I stayed late. Ah Jun, please sit down in the living room and pour yourself tea. I'll be ready soon."
Liu Jun said yes and sat on the sofa. The mute put the crossbow box on the tea cabinet and poured tea for Liu Jun. Liu Jun took out a pack of Furong Wang cigarettes from his pocket and wanted to smoke it, but thought about it,
Still put it in my pocket.
"Ajun, it's okay. You can smoke if you want. The garbage bag next to it can hold cigarette ashes. I'll buy an ashtray next time." Bai Mei walked out of the bathroom and happened to see the details of Liu Chang who wanted to smoke but didn't. It was very strange.
Being moved means that Liu Jun respects her, likes her and loves her. A man who pays attention to details and knows how to respect girls is a good man. As a saying goes, details determine success or failure.
"Then, I'll smoke it." Liu Jun took out Furongwang cigarettes again and handed one to the mute. The mute hesitated for a moment, but took it, and then lit it for Liu Jun. The two men sat in Baimei's living room.
He was puffing out smoke.
Liu Jun didn't smoke originally. For some reason, he had experienced several fights and wanted to smoke. He was not very used to it at Bai Mei's house. Maybe smoking could relieve some psychological depression, although Liu Jun could feel Bai Mei's sincerity.
love, but I always feel that I am a country boy and there is a gap between me and the beautiful anchor. The inherent inferiority complex rooted in the hearts of farm children is difficult to eradicate for a while.
Bai Mei went into the back room to change clothes. Liu Jun was smoking a cigarette. He wanted to speak, but the mute couldn't speak, so he gave up. He looked around the room and saw a small glass coffee table placed next to the sofa.
Stack the printed information. The stack of information is on Liu Jun’s right hand side.
Liu Jun took a casual glance and stopped at the pile of information. The top page of the information read "Compilation of selection information for the most beautiful police officers in the city". Liu Jun's heart moved. The selection materials that Bai Mei mentioned that he stayed up late last night to sort out should be the selection materials.
"The most beautiful police officer in the city."
Without thinking too much, Liu Jun picked up the information and flipped through it. His heart was pounding. He couldn't explain why. He hoped that a name would appear in this pile of information. That righteous female police officer who sincerely dared to speak out and help others without asking for anything in return.
, Yao Xiaoqing, deputy director of Qingyun Police Station.
Failure in the college entrance examination does not mean anything. Liu Jun has a very good memory and has the ability to remember ten lines at a glance. He quickly but carefully flipped through the selection materials in his hand. The title page of the materials contained some details of the selection. The selection objects were tilted towards
The grassroots police focus on the frontline police working at the grassroots police stations.
The selection materials were a foot thick, and Liu Jun turned over them page by page with hope. The materials included the advanced deeds of grassroots police reported by police stations in various places, such as fighting gangsters, making charitable donations, rescuing women who had fallen off, cracking serious cases, being anti-drug heroes, and being able to crack down on organized crime.
People, as well as those who pick up huge sums of money, carry old people up high-rise buildings, send lost children home in the wilderness, and other deeds that are related to the safety and happiness of the people, social harmony and stability, are all good grassroots police officers.
Liu Jun opened his eyes wide and flipped through the thick material, page by page, fearing that he would miss Yao Xiaoqing's name. The result turned from hope to disappointment, from disappointment to despair, but there was none. How can this be done? Other grassroots members are better
I don’t know if there is police officer Liu Jun. Anyway, he has never come into contact with him, but Liu Jun has personally experienced Yao Xiaoqing’s character and dedication. Deputy Director Yao is worthy of admiration. Why didn’t he even submit any selection materials?
?Could it be that Chen Kai, the director of Qingyun Police Station, was suppressing the report, or was it that Yao Xiaoqing, who was indifferent to fame and wealth, gave up on the selection?
Liu Jun was unwilling to give in and went through the selection materials again, not letting go as long as the name appeared. Several times when he saw Chen Xiaoqing, She Xiaojing or Yao Xiaojing, he thought it was the wrong name in the materials. After careful comparison, he found that the name of the police station was wrong.
I am very disappointed and unwilling to accept it. Why can’t the most beautiful police officer in the city be Miss Xiaoqing?
"Ajun, look at how serious you are. Have you fallen in love with a policewoman?" Bai Mei had already changed her clothes and came to the living room, where she saw Liu Jun smiling.
"Amei, don't laugh at me. Who do I dare to fall in love with? Did you say that last night you were sorting out the selection materials for the most beautiful police officers in the city? I remember hearing you say that before." Ajun handed over the selection materials that were thick enough.
Put it back where it belongs and ask questions with purpose.
"Humph, I'm sorry you don't dare." Bai Mei still smiled and pointed at the selection materials that Liu Jung had just read, and said: "Yes, the Jiangnan City Public Security Bureau is conducting a city-wide selection of the most beautiful police officers in the city. The selection is not limited to men and women.
The ten most beautiful police officers will be announced on New Year's Day. In a little over two months, the TV stations will continue to publicize and report on the advanced deeds of grassroots police. The day after tomorrow, our station will start to compile and broadcast the advanced deeds of grassroots police on the news channel, so that the general public can
The city participates in the selection and voting.”
"Can you tell me how you submitted so many materials?" Liu Jun asked.
"What's wrong, why do you want to know this?" Bai Mei was a little confused.
Liu Jundao: "It's nothing, I'm just a little curious. Amei, let me ask you, can any police officer from a grassroots police station participate in the selection? Or are there any restrictions?"
Bai Mei said: "This selection is more official in nature. Generally, various public security bureaus in the city allocate some quotas. The grassroots police stations under the jurisdiction of the branch organize the list of materials to be submitted to the branch for review. Finally, they are handed over to the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, and then by
The three major media in our city, Jiangnan TV Station, Jiangnan Citizen Newspaper and Yangtze River Public Selection."
Liu Jun snorted and asked: "Is this event over? Are your materials the final selection list?"
Bai Mei looked at Liu Jun, feeling that Liu Jun had an idea, and asked: "Ajun, do you know any policewoman?"
Liu Jun blushed, Bai Mei was as meticulous as a hair, and women are naturally sensitive, so this matter could not be hidden from her, so he reported the truth to Bai Mei: "Amei, it's like this, you know that Ali and I were at Qingyun Pharmaceutical Factory asking for salary and medicine.
There was a conflict between the factory foreman and the security guard, and I was arrested by the Qingyun Police Station. The boss of the pharmaceutical factory colluded with the director to kill me. It was a deputy director named Yao Xiaoqing who protected me and allowed me to go home safely.
Otherwise, you have to go to the guard to see me."
"Oh, is there such a thing?" Bai Mei looked a little angry.
"Yes, Amei. Actually, Yao Xiaoqing is a very nice person. She has a sense of justice and is pretty. Isn't this the most beautiful city police officer? I looked at the female police officers in the material, and none of them are.
The police officer has a beautiful waist.”
Bai Mei glared at Liu Jun, feeling a little nervous, and said in a sour tone: "Ajun, you are not attracted to that little girl with a small waist, are you?"
Liu Jun blushed again: "Amei, what are you talking about? I'm a country boy, and no one likes me."
Bai Mei breathed a sigh of relief and thought to herself, Ajun, what's wrong with you countryman? I like you, but Bai Mei would not say it out loud that she liked Liu Jun. She pretended to be a little angry and said, "Then why are you so mean to me?"
Xiaoqing is very interested?"
Liu Jun said: "Amei, reciprocate love, do you understand? I think Yao Xiaoqing is the most beautiful police officer in the city. Is there any way to add another material?"
Bai Mei rolled her eyes at Liu Jun. She looked very angry, but she was still very happy in her heart. Liu Jun could remember the policeman who helped him, which shows that Ajun is a person who values friendship and loyalty. Such a man is reliable.
Seeing that Bai Mei seemed unhappy, Liu Jun became anxious and said, "Amei, can you help me? Let me beg you."
"I don't want you to beg me." Bai Mei pouted. Seeing Liu Jun's anxious and irritable look, she smiled and hit Liu Jun's shoulder with her pink fist, saying with infinite charm: "Okay, Brother Ajun, I won't help you.