Xiaosi felt a biting chill in the dilapidated Taoist temple and the howling north wind. The monk's gaze fell straight on him like a cone, making him feel uncomfortable all over. He grabbed the broken clothes and wrapped them around his body, saying angrily: "You
What are you looking at? So shameless!"
The monk stayed for a moment, then suddenly hugged Xiaosi and shouted: "Nephew, my good nephew, I have found you!"
Xiaosi was startled and stepped back, saying angrily: "What are you calling this crazy monk? Who is your nephew!?"
"You, it's you! You're my nephew!" The monk's eyes widened and a smile bloomed on his face. He grabbed Xiaosi's head with his big hands and squeezed it left and right. He was very happy. Xiaosi was squeezed by him.
Almost suffocating, he shouted: "Old bastard, crazy monk, let go! I'm about to be pinched to death by you!"
The monk let go of his hand with a smile. Seeing the anger and vigilance on Xiao Si's face, he hurriedly said: "Silly boy, what are you doing standing still? Call me uncle. I used to play with you when you were a kid, but you don't remember it."
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"What do I remember? Who is your nephew? Crazy monk, please stop screaming!" Xiao Si said and ran away.
"Good nephew, don't run away!" The monk screamed strangely, and in a few steps he got in front of Xiaosi, grabbed him and looked him up and down carefully: "Good nephew, why are you running?"
"What does it have to do with you if I run away from you?"
"You are my nephew, of course it is none of my business!"
"Who is your nephew? How come I am your nephew?"
The monk glared and cursed: "You bastard, how come you don't even know your uncle? Look down at your belly. I remember the mole one inch above your navel clearly!"
Xiao Si lowered his head and looked at his belly. There was indeed a mole one inch above his navel. Many people didn't know about it. Only those closest to him, the father and daughter of the Ling family in Zhuang, knew about it. Xiao Si was stunned for a moment.
He said loudly: "What does this mean? The mole here is your nephew? There are so many people with moles, could it be possible that they are all your nephews?"
"Silly boy, I can't remember that mole of yours! Look at me carefully. Do you look similar to me? I am your biological uncle!"
Xiaosi almost went crazy and said with a cry: "Just let me go, I want to go home..."
"It's just that you have this mole, but why is your tattoo missing? I remember that I tattooed a green dragon on your back, why is it gone?" The monk held on to Xiao Si tightly and looked at it.
She rubbed his back and muttered to herself.
"That's right, it means I'm not your nephew. You'd better find someone else." Xiao Si tried his best to break free from He Sheng's big hand and ran away.
The monk shouted: "Don't run!" He straightened his body and reached behind Xiaosi. He lightly pressed his fingers on the Fengfu point on the back of Xiaosi's neck. Xiaosi felt that his eyesight went dark and the light became darker and darker.
The monk's big head was blurry as he leaned over, and he seemed to be saying something. Finally, he closed his eyes and fainted.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Si gradually regained consciousness. He felt that the surroundings were unbearably cold, and his eyes were filled with a gray haze. A lamp was like a bean, flickering with a dim light. He was lying naked on a stone bed with his upper body naked.
There was a faint stinging pain, and the pain became more severe the clearer the consciousness. Finally, he woke up completely. He only felt the pain like a needle pricking in his back. Xiaosi supported his body and was about to get up. Suddenly, he heard someone behind him say: "Good nephew, please wait a moment."
Don't be impatient, you'll be fine soon."
Xiaosi ignored him and continued to push up his arms to get up. The monk sighed from behind: "You kid is really disobedient." His fingers swept across his Shentang point. Xiaosi's whole body suddenly felt weak and weak, and he fell slumped on the
On the stone bed, the monk smiled and said, "This is how you behave."
Although Xiaosi couldn't move, his consciousness was very clear. He felt the monk pricking his back with needles, as if he were painting, and couldn't help shouting: "You old bastard, what are you doing on my back?"
The monk was concentrating on tinkering with Xiaosi's back and whispered: "Stop talking, I will get the wrong tattoo soon!"
"You are a damned monk, a bald man who does all kinds of evil, old bastard, please let me go!"
The monk paid no attention to him, and continued to trace his fingers on Xiaosi's back with blazing eyes. Xiaosi cursed for a while, but when he saw that the monk remained calm, he stopped and stopped making any sound. However, the monk endured it.
He couldn't help but asked: "My good nephew, why don't you speak?"
"What else can I say? I can't fight or run away. If you are a good man, just kill me with one knife and don't torture me! And---I am not your nephew!"
The monk chuckled and said: "My good nephew, when I finish tattooing you, I will teach you advanced martial arts. I will not torture you. I have been looking for you for so many years and it is not too late to feel distressed. How can I torture you? And...
--You are my nephew!"
Xiao Si was no longer able to argue with this crazy monk, and said sadly: "Just say it is, I won't admit it anyway."
The monk was stunned for a moment, then suddenly became excited, his eye circles turned red, and water appeared in his eyes. He ran to Xiao Si and said eagerly: "Good nephew, good nephew, I am really your uncle! I recognize the mole on your belly button."
!I also gave you a tattoo, why don’t you remember it? And that whipping technique you danced earlier, where did your tattoo go? I often practiced the Jingde whipping technique for you when you were a child.
!At that time, you were still in your mother's arms, and I had to practice it once a day. How could you still remember it after so many years? Do you know that the Jingde Whip Technique was passed down to me by my master? Now
I’m the only one who can do it!”
Seeing that he was speaking confusingly, Xiaosi was confused after hearing what he said. However, his expression was focused and did not sound like he was trying to coax others. He couldn't help but become confused, thinking, could this monk really be my uncle? He couldn't help but feel a little dizzy at this point.
The monk is crazy. If anyone is his nephew, it will be really miserable.
The monk spoke emotionally, choked up a bit, sighed for a while and then continued to tattoo Xiao Si. After about half a stick of incense, the monk spread his hands, started dancing, and shouted: "Okay, it's done!"
Xiaosi couldn't see behind him and asked quickly: "What tattoo did you give me?"
"Hey, you can't see it. The tattoo I gave you before is the same as that one."
"What tattoo did you give me before?"
"Well, it's a blue dragon, or a unicorn. It's been too long and I can't remember it clearly." The monk put away the golden needle, helped Xiao Si up and leaned him against the wall, turned around and took out a small stone box.
Open the lid of the box, and you will see that it is full of square little grids. Inside the grids are some pill powders and the like. The monk picked up a light yellow pill, smelled it under his nose, and nodded.
He said to himself, "Well, that's right." Then he smiled at Xiaosi and said, "My good nephew, when you meet uncle, I am your destiny! I will give you a pill to ensure that you can become an immortal and transcend the six realms.
I have treasured the reincarnation for many years, and I am not willing to eat it. It is the only one in the world!"
The pill was about the size of an apricot, with a mild color and a sweet and bitter smell. Xiaosi sniffed it and looked at the monk hesitantly: "What is this?"
"This... this is King Kong Dali Pill," the monk scratched his head and thought for a moment, "Who in the world can live without this thing? In the world, there will always be some bumps and bruises.
——You hurry up and eat, how can uncle harm you!"
Xiaosi shook his head and refused: "I'm not going to travel around the world, so why would I eat it?"
The monk was stunned: "Why?"
Xiaosi said: "I'm afraid you will harm me."
The monk was immediately furious, grabbed Xiaosi and shouted: "You bastard, how can I harm you as your uncle? Eat it quickly, or I'll spank you!"
Xiaosi still shook his head, closed his eyes and said nothing. The monk was so angry that he pinched Xiaosi's chin. Xiaosi couldn't bear the pain, so he couldn't help but open his mouth. The monk stuffed the pill into his head, and then hit him on the forehead.
Tapping, Xiaosi's eyes widened in horror, and just as he was about to speak out, the pill had slipped into his stomach. The monk raised his eyebrows upon seeing this, and said proudly: "My good nephew, this pill can allow you to penetrate the blood vessels all over your body, allowing you to
You may be reincarnated and fly into the clouds! Now I am going to pass on my most powerful magic weapon to you!" As he said this, he pulled out a black object from his sleeve, raised it in front of Xiao Si, and looked at him with a smile.
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When Xiaosi saw that this thing was about two inches long, with a pointed head and a blunt tail, and a faint blue light shining all over its body, he asked in confusion: "What is this?"
"This is my most powerful magic weapon, called 'Wind and Thunder Thorn'".
Xiaosi shook his head disdainfully and said, "What's so great about this broken nail? Why does it look like a coffin nail to me?"
"Nonsense!" the monk glared and scolded, "How does it look like a nail in the coffin?! Look at your uncle, I will show you!" After saying that, he raised his hand and threw the nail high, mumbling something.
The nail was stagnant in the air as if it was pulled by a wire. The monk pointed his hand and shouted: "Quick!" The nail buzzed, blue light burst, and suddenly shot forward at a speed that was dizzying. The monk
At the command point of his hand, the nail spun sharply in the air, and suddenly penetrated straight into the roof. The monk laughed loudly, and flicked his hand, only to see the nail swing back, and with the sound of breaking through the air, it was firmly inserted into Xiao Si's back.
On the stone wall, the body of the nail was still trembling, and there was a lingering sound. Xiaosi couldn't help but be stunned.
The monk touched his huge bald head and said proudly: "How do you behave my nephew? Isn't my magic weapon powerful?"
"Are you good at black magic?" After a long pause, Xiaosi said calmly.
"What witchcraft? Nonsense! This is the magic weapon of my fairy family. Children are rare and ignorant. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"
"What's so good about this? It's just a nail in the coffin!"
The monk screamed, pulled out the nail from the stone wall, and said loudly: "The wind and thunder thorn is the magic weapon of my immortal family, it can kill people invisible! No matter how high your martial arts are, you can't escape the soul lock of my wind and thunder thorn! You...
My child is so angry with me!"
Xiaosi took the nail from the monk's hand and looked at it carefully. After a while, he said: "Even if it is not a coffin nail, it doesn't look like a fairy magic weapon. Why do I think it is just an awl!"
The monk said angrily: "This little kid doesn't understand anything! This is what my master taught me. How can there be any mistake?"
Xiao Si wondered: "Who is your master?"
The monk shook his head and thought for a while, but there was no answer for a long time. He touched his bald head and said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Now I will pass on the formula of Wind and Thunder Thorn to you. You must remember it and never forget it!"
As he spoke, he knocked on his forehead, thought for a while, and then said in a deep voice, "Mo Ke Li Da Sawa, Tuka Bura Shama, Du Sayi'an Ami, Caiya Du Mami Hum."
Xiaosi listened to him murmuring for a while, feeling puzzled, and his head became more and more confused and heavy. At this time, his stomach growled loudly, and a hot air rose from his lower abdomen, going straight into his limbs and bones. The hot air had something to say.
It was strange. After swimming around in the body, it gradually cooled down, and suddenly became extremely cold. His body couldn't help but tremble. The monk only talked to himself and didn't notice the changes in Xiaosi at all. He talked for a long time about seeing nothing.
When the person answered, he lowered his head to look at Xiaosi. Seeing that his face was livid and his teeth were clenched, he just said that the pill had taken effect. He smiled and said: "Good nephew, the pill has taken effect. Now you should remember my instructions silently."
With your immortal skills, I will use your skills to open up the meridians in your body later, so that you can become an immortal overnight!"
Xiaosi didn't answer, but felt more and more pain in his stomach. Beads of sweat oozed from his forehead. He couldn't help shouting: "What did you give me to eat just now?"
"Silly nephew, the pill I gave you is King Kong Dali Pill. It is a pill that I have treasured for many years. It is the only one in the world!"
Xiaosi stretched out his hand in the small box, grabbed another pill, raised it in front of the monk and said, "Then what is this? Didn't you say there is only one pill in the world? Why is there another pill here?"
The monk looked closely and saw a light yellow pill in Xiao Si's hand, which was exactly the same as the one he gave him just now. He scratched his head, suddenly slapped it hard, and shouted: "It's broken."
!Sorry, dear nephew! I took it by mistake, the pill you took was not King Kong Dali Pill!"
Xiaosi was dumbfounded. This uncle who fell from the sky was so stupid that he would give himself the wrong medicine. He said angrily: "Then what did you give me?"
"This..." The monk hesitated and whispered, "That's Thunder God Orange..."
"What is a thunder tangerine?"
"It's... anti-inflammatory, insecticidal, and poison-healing..." The monk said half a sentence and then fell silent, obviously feeling guilty.
Xiaosi almost collapsed and said: "Old bastard, I'm not a bug, why are you killing me? You are so confused!"
"I'm sorry, my dear nephew, but your uncle and I have trouble with my brain when I get excited." The monk said apologetically, "Don't worry, I'll find an antidote for you. You'll be fine as long as your uncle is here! And, I am
Your uncle is not an old bastard." As he spoke, he began to rummage through the box, rummaging through it, and finally grabbed a green pill. With a smile on his face, he said, "Look, this is the King Kong Dali Pill.
! Come on, good nephew, eat it quickly!"
Xiaosi was doubtful, looked at the monk and said, "You didn't get the wrong medicine again, did you?"
The monk shook his head like a rattle: "No, no! Your uncle is very smart!"
"If you are smart, there will be no smart people in the world!" Xiaosi said sarcastically. But at this time, the pain in his stomach was getting worse and worse. He hesitated and took the pill. Without having time to think too much, he threw it into his mouth.
Swallowed into the stomach.
The monk watched Xiaosi eat it intently, took a deep breath and said, "It's okay. Good nephew, do you still remember the formula I taught you?"
"What should I remember? What you are saying is just bird language, and I can't even understand it!"
"That's not bird language, that's Sanskrit. You don't need to understand it, just remember it!"