As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaosi yelled, jumped down from the stone bed, and shouted: "Damn monk, you ruined my big job!" He ran out of the stone house, not choosing a direction, and ran along the road under his feet.
The sunshine outside the house was warm, the north wind was howling, and a faint red sun hung high in the sky. After running a few steps, the crazy monk chased after him, and blocked the way with his fat body: "My good nephew, what are you going to do?
Where are you going?”
Xiaosi said angrily: "It's all you who delayed my work! I want to go to Konoha Mountain!"
The crazy monk said in surprise: "What are you doing in Konoha Mountain?"
"I want you to take care of it? I have business to do!"
"What's the matter? Do you want to go to Konoha Mountain naked? Do you know where Konoha Mountain is?"
Only then did Xiao Si remember that his upper body was naked. The wind was blowing at this moment, and the chill was biting. He couldn't help but hold his chest with both hands, and asked loudly: "Where is Konoha Mountain?"
The crazy monk chuckled: "Mountain Konoha is right at your feet, silly boy!"
Xiaosi was overjoyed when he heard the words. He looked around and saw that there were mountains all around. A peak protruded from the mountains. Flags were flying on the top of the mountain. There was a faint military camp stationed inside. He looked back at the idiot monk and said doubtfully: "How can you take me here?"
Did you bring it to the stone house in Konoha Mountain? Is this how you live?"
The stupid monk chuckled and said: "I have been living in Konoha Mountain since I left the seclusion and entered Khitan."
Xiaosi asked curiously: "What are you doing in Khitan?"
Monk Chi Dian was stunned when he heard this. He rubbed his head and thought for a while and said: "I don't know why I came here. I always felt that I had to come to Khitan, so I came!"
Xiaosi said in surprise: "I don't know why you are here, why are you still here? Are you mentally ill?"
The Chidian monk glared and said angrily: "You bastard, how can you talk to your uncle? Who said I am mentally ill? I came to Konoha Mountain to hunt for treasures. Will people with mental illness know how to hunt for treasures?"
Xiaosi said disdainfully: "I don't believe your nonsense! What kind of treasure can be found here?"
"Silly boy, this is the Temple of the Founding Father of the Khitan Kingdom. It is said that there must be great treasures at the source of dragon veins. Your uncle and I have been here for seven or eight years."
Xiaosi asked: "What kind of treasure is it that makes you so obsessed with it?"
The crazy monk shrugged and said mysteriously: "Who knows!"
Xiaosi said in surprise: "You don't even know what the treasure is, but you are still wandering around here? You are really crazy!"
The crazy monk touched his huge bald head and said with a dry smile: "It's okay anyway, so I'm just looking for it! What if I find it?"
The two returned to the stone house again, and Xiao Si recounted the agreement between himself and the Manjusri slave. The crazy monk kept interjecting questions about this and that, and Xiao Si was so dizzy by him that he put on a shabby robe and left.
He was about to run out. The crazy monk grabbed him, gave him gentle advice, and cooked a large pot of hot noodle soup for Xiaosi. At this time, Xiaosi was already hungry. He ate several large bowls, threw away the empty bowl, and ran outside.
The crazy monk shouted: "Good nephew, don't leave, uncle will accompany you!" He quickly chased out and rushed to Xiaosi's side in a few steps. He said with a smile: "Good nephew, the nobles of the Khitan royal family should be here.
Worshiping ancestors in front of the Temple of the First Ancestor. But this mountain is heavily guarded. If you rush in carelessly, those soldiers will shoot you like a hedgehog!"
Xiaosi frowned and said, "What should we do?"
The crazy monk smiled and said: "With your uncle and me, everything is no problem!" As he said this, he wrapped Xiaosi in his arms, spread his legs and ran to the top of the mountain. Although he was fat,
He had Xiao Si under his ribs again, but he still ran extremely fast.
Xiaosi was caught off guard and was pinched under the ribs by the crazy monk. He felt his eyes were flying and fell backwards. His internal organs were jolted and hurt. He couldn't help but said angrily: "Crazy monk, please let me down quickly. I'm about to be raped by you."
Died to death!"
The foolish monk chuckled, but ignored Xiao Si and just ran towards the mountain. Not long after walking, the mountain gate stood in front of him, with dozens of sheepskin tents stationed on both sides. Although the foolish monk was not very smart, he could not
Silly, he hid behind a big stone, put Xiao Si gently on the ground, and whispered: "My dear nephew, this is the Temple of the First Ancestor. How do you plan to get in? Just walk in directly?"
Xiaosi said: "That's natural! I made an agreement with the Manjushri slaves, how dare those soldiers stop me? Do they think they have a long life?"
The crazy monk shook his head and said: "Silly nephew, you said you had an agreement with that Manjushri slave? It was just your words, who would believe it? Besides, you came here to get rid of Yelu Xiyin, why?
How can you go in so arrogantly? Don’t you know that the way of war is strange?"
Xiao Si nodded secretly, thinking that although the monk was acting erratically and being forgetful, what he said was quite reasonable. Then he said, "Then how do we go in?"
"This is easy, let's fly in!"
"What did you say?" Xiaosi's eyes widened and he asked in surprise, "How do you fly in?"
"My good nephew, look at what your uncle and I are doing!" the foolish monk said with a beaming expression, a little carried away with himself.
Xiaosi looked alert and suspicious, and suddenly shouted: "If you pick me up and run away again, I will commit suicide immediately!" Then he pulled out the dagger and stared at Monk Chi Dian.
The crazy monk rolled his eyes and scolded: "What are you doing? Who said I'm going to pinch you?" After saying that, he took out the wind and thunder spike from his sleeve, muttered something in his mouth, and threw it into the air. He saw the iron spike hanging in the air.
The monk was buzzing and trembling. The monk's fingers were dancing wildly and he was mumbling Sanskrit, but the wind and thunder thorns were motionless. The crazy monk chanted for a while, then suddenly patted his bald head and shouted: "No, no! You recited the wrong mantra!"
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Xiaosi on the side was dumbfounded. This scene was not only weird but also full of gimmicks. This crazy monk was so confused that he could even pronounce the spell of his own treasure incorrectly. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh for fear of disturbing him.
thoughts.
At this time, the foolish monk had activated the Immortal Technique again. The wind and thunder thorns in the mid-air suddenly glowed with blue light, and the head and tail stretched forward and back, becoming longer and thicker. In just a moment, they had grown to more than half a foot. The foolish monk
He laughed and said proudly: "How are you being a good nephew? How are your uncle and me doing?"
It was only then that Xiaosi knew that this coffin nail had such magical powers. Although he was shocked, he couldn't even say a word. After a long while, he yelled: "You have a good baby, why did you clamp it just now?"
I'm going up the mountain? You've knocked me down all the way!"
The crazy monk covered Xiaosi's mouth: "Good nephew, don't make any noise. Hehe, I didn't think of it just now!"
Xiao Si angrily turned his head and ignored him. The stupid monk looked at the surrounding terrain, pulled Xiao Si and jumped onto the Wind and Thunder Thorn, and warned: "My good nephew, stand firm!" He pointed his hand forward, Feng Lei.
The thorn immediately broke through the air and flew away extremely fast.
Xiaosi clutched Monk Chidian's belt tightly, feeling dizzy in front of his eyes. The surrounding scenery was instantly thrown at his feet. The north wind became stronger in mid-air, and Xiaosi almost fell down. Monk Chidian cursed:
"Poor nephew, stand still!"
Xiao Si simply hugged the idiotic monk with his arms, closed his eyes and asked, "Where are you taking me?"
The stupid monk said curiously: "Silly nephew, of course he has entered the Temple of the First Ancestor! What kind of slave of your Khitan brother is still in there!"
While they were talking, the two of them had flown to the top of Mount Konoha. They saw towering brick walls under their feet. The courtyard was quiet and wide. Trees and pines were planted throughout the courtyard. Three main halls in the middle were located in the north, south, south, and south. The halls were majestic and spacious.
A sergeant was wandering around the courtyard, looking quite leisurely. The crazy monk rode the wind and thunder thorn and landed on the south hall, hiding behind the eaves and peering forward. There were several tents and wooden houses stationed outside the courtyard wall.
There was still the faint sound of people drinking and giving orders. The foolish monk said to himself: "It's strange, why is it so deserted? Isn't today the day when the Khitan people worship their ancestors?"
Just when he was wondering, he suddenly heard a loud "pop" sound, and the crazy monk slapped his bald head and shouted: "Oh my good nephew, my uncle miscalculated the date! Today is not the fifteenth!"
Xiao Si also woke up suddenly and said angrily: "Then today is ten?"
"Let me do the math," the stupid monk said slowly, clasping his fingers, "The day I carried you into the stone house was the tenth day of the lunar month. You stayed there for three days, and you were unconscious for another day. Today...
It should be fourteen!”
"You crazy monk, I'm going to be killed by you! If I had known this, I should have gone back to the villa first! Xiaoxiao must be worried about me now!"
"Who is Xiaoxiao?"
"Do you want to take care of it? Send me back quickly!"
The crazy monk just laughed, and lifted Xiaosi to jump off the roof of the temple. This temple of the ancestors covers a vast area, and the main hall has been majestic for hundreds of years, but it has not seen any decay. The vermilion pillars go straight into the eaves, and the animal heads hanging high above it
Standing proudly in all directions, his natural domineering power shines directly into the fertile fields.
At this moment, Xiaosi's heart felt like he was home. He wished he could go back to the villa immediately. He grabbed the corner of the idiot monk's robe and urged: "Send me home quickly! I want to go home!"
The crazy monk narrowed his eyes, his face suddenly became strange, and he said quietly: "Since you are here, let's take a good trip, and maybe you will get something unexpected!"
Just as Xiaosi was about to retort, he suddenly felt dizzy and began to feel pain in his stomach again. In the stone chamber, where he was on the line between life and death, the idiotic monk randomly ate several different things for himself. Mixing them in, the drug began to take effect again.
The crazy monk didn't see anything strange about Xiao Si, so he covered his mouth and pulled him to hide in the corner of the hall. Two Khitan soldiers holding swords slowly walked past them, doing whatever they wanted.
They were talking and joking, not noticing the two of them at all, and drifted away.
The crazy monk stuck his head out to observe what was going on around him, then opened the door and entered the main hall on the south side. Xiaosi shook his head hard, and his eyes gradually became clear again. The crazy monk pulled the half-conscious Xiaosi and walked in
In the main hall, I saw that the hall was empty and dark, with a tall figure in the middle. The light was dim and I couldn't see the appearance clearly. I just felt that this life was powerful and ferocious, and its momentum was extraordinary. On the left and right walls were carved patterns of eight people, each with different shapes.
They were all lifelike, and all of them were majestic and different from ordinary things. After looking at it for a while, Xiao Si felt that the hall was cold and scary. He was about to drag the stupid monk away, but saw him strolling around the hall with his hands behind his back, looking left and right, looking leisurely.
Just listen to the stupid monk saying to himself: "Isn't he just a strange-headed khan? He still has a big hall to worship him. The world is really pedantic!"
Xiaosi didn't know who Qishou Khan was, so he immediately said: "Crazy monk, there is nothing interesting to see here, let's go back!"
The foolish monk smiled and said: "The one on the south side is Qishou Khan, so the one on the north side should be Ke Dun. There is really nothing to see!"
Xiao Si was overjoyed and ran out of the main hall, but the crazy monk grabbed him again and said, "Good nephew, go there with me!" He pointed to the main hall in the east, "If what I expected is good,
, the person enshrined there is Yelu Abaoji!"
Xiaosi's head suddenly became huge, and he pouted and said: "What's there to see? Let's go back quickly!"
"Silly nephew, if you come here, steal it! Let's go hunting for treasures with uncle!" The foolish monk took Xiaosi's hand and walked into the main hall in the east.
This is the main hall where the descendants of the Khitan worshiped Yelu Abaoji. Xiaosi felt a mixture of joy and sorrow. Although he was eager to return home, he was also full of curiosity about Yelu Abaoji and wanted to see what happened to this man who was revered as a god by the Khitan people.
No matter what it looked like, I didn’t hesitate any longer and walked into the main hall. I saw that this main hall was slightly smaller than the first two main halls, but it was much more exquisite. Four dragon-like purple gold pillars went straight to the roof. On the walls on both sides of the main hall, there was a painting.
There are exquisite pictures, with a tall and wide incense case in the middle, and a bronze figure standing behind the case, with round eyes, a high nose and a short beard. Although the expression is carved to be fierce, there is an air of elegance between the eyebrows. The crazy monk just looked around, and Xiaosi looked around.
Looking at the statue, I saw Yelu Abaoji staring at me, as if he wanted to say something to me. I couldn't help but stick out my tongue and thought to myself, this is the ancestor of my sworn brother Manjusri. Isn't it too shameful for me to look at him like this?
Are you being polite? The stupid monk wandered around for a while, but found nothing. He couldn't help being disappointed and said angrily: "This descendant of Abaoji is so stingy! He doesn't even have anything valuable!"
Xiaosi urged again: "In that case, let's go home."
The crazy monk sighed, curled his lips and said, "Okay, good nephew, we'll leave when uncle and I pee!" After saying that, he jumped up on the strip table, went around behind the portrait, untied his trousers, and peeed back while doing so.
Looking around, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his feet and said curiously: "Hey, dear nephew, come and take a look! Why is there a hole here?"