It rained at night, and the air in the village became fresher in the morning.
Cai Qing was lying on the bed, with a thin quilt covering him. He opened his small eyes and listened carefully. There was still the sound of raindrops outside, so he closed his eyes again.
Cai Qing is the shortest adult man in the village, but his wife Gao Qiong is tall and thick.
Xueer once told the village king that once, three women talked about Cai Qing and his wife on the road and how Cai Qing could deal with Gao Qiong.
Unexpectedly, there was an equally short man behind them. Hearing their conversation, he became anxious. He took a few steps to catch up and stammered: "You...talk to me! A man's breasts are not directly proportional to...to his height...
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These words not only made several women laugh out loud, but when they returned home and told the men, the men also covered their mouths and laughed.
This Cai Qing is short and thin, with a delicate face, but his eyes are too small. He likes to grow a mustache. When he has nothing to do, he puts the thumb and index finger of his right hand under the bridge of his nose and combs the mustache on both sides with two fingers.
Gao Qiong is a head taller than Cai Qing. He has big eyes, a big mouth, thick lips, and two "big footballs" on his chest. No matter where he stands, he is so conspicuous.
Cai Qing and Gao Qiong walked together and naturally became a scenery. However, the contrast between the scenery was too strong and it was a bit inconsistent.
Cai Qing heard the sound of raindrops and knew that he couldn't go to the soil anyway. He closed his eyes and combed his mustache with his hands. He put his hands into the quilt and was about to have a good sleep again! But Gao Qiong asked him to get up.
Cai Qing heard the cry and pretended not to wake up yet.
Gao Qiong walked to the bed and took off the quilt: "You dwarf, pretend to be asleep! Get up!" As she said that, she took Cai Qing's hand and pulled it hard, and Cai Qing sat up.
Cai Qing looked at Gao Qiong, opened his little eyes and laughed: "It's raining! You won't let me sleep for a while if you have nothing to do."
"If you have nothing to do, you should get up early and eat!" Gao Qiong's thick lips kept opening and closing.
"Okay, okay, I'll get up. Wife, please carry me down." Cai Qing said, looking at the two big footballs on his wife's chest.
Gao Qiong opened his arms and said with a smile: "You are still a child! Come on, baby."
Cai Qing suddenly stood up and threw herself into Gao Qiong's arms.
Gao Qiong hugged Cai Qing and left the bed, then pricked her with both hands. Cai Qing shook her feet and shouted, "Oh my god! You broke my ribs! You want to murder your husband!"
Gao Qiong put Cai Qing down and said with a smile: "Baby, will you let me carry you out of bed again?"
"You bitch, you know that I am weak, but you use brute force. You really want to crush me to death!" Cai Qing said, combing her mustache with her hands.
"Stop talking nonsense, go wash your face and brush your teeth and eat. Otherwise, the food will be almost cold." Gao Qiong said.
After Cai Qing finished eating, he saw that it wasn't raining and said to Gao Qiong, "Honey, the soil is very muddy. I won't go to the soil in the morning. I'll go to the ancestral hall for a walk."
"Don't gamble!" Gao Qiong said.
"I don't want to gamble, I just watch them play small cards." Cai Qing said and went out.
Cai Qing came to the ancestral hall, and there were already some people here.
There is more than ten square meters of open space on both sides of the ancestral hall door to protect it from the rain. There are two tables here, one table is still empty, and there are three people playing calligraphy cards on the other table.
Cai Qing leaned over and smiled with the three of them: "Who's lucky?"
Dong Mao's taciturn chuckled: "I'm having the best luck this morning."
"Don't listen to him, this taciturn guy just wants to get some luck for himself!" said an old man who was almost sixty years old.
"How big is the game?" Cai Qing asked.
"It's a small game! It's only a dime a round, haha, it's not gambling." Dongmao said.
Cai Qing sat next to Dongmao and looked at it.
A few people were talking and laughing while playing cards.
Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was mid-morning. The old man said: "Dongmao, how about you ask for a fortune as soon as you come here? It doesn't work!"
Dongmao lost more than ten yuan and felt very uncomfortable. He looked at Cai Qing next to him and said: "Short man, did you have sex with your wife last night? You are bringing bad luck to me!"
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"How do you talk, Dongmao? Keep your mouth clean!" Cai Qing combed his mustache with his fingers.
"Clean it, you mother! Your hands always get the hair on your mouth, how can your mouth be clean? Get out of here and bring bad luck to them!" Dongmao said, playing his cards and slapped her hard.
Throw.
"You damn Dongmao, it's your fault that you can't poop, it's Chongchang! Are you the one who blames me for your bad luck?" Cai Qing blinked and smiled.
"Damn it, grandma! I'm not coming!" Dong Mao tossed the cards, stood up and lifted the stool, Cai Qing was thrown to the ground.
"Damn it, grandma!" Cai Qing got up and scolded her, running up to avenge her falling to the ground.
The two card players quickly stepped out of the way.
Dongmao and Cai Qing began to squeeze and curse at each other, and the person who started the fight pulled and persuaded them.
Someone in the ancestral hall had already gone to the house of the two people who were quarreling and reported the situation.
When Gao Qiong heard that his man was being bullied, he dropped what he was doing and ran out.
Li Rong heard that her men were arguing in front of the ancestral hall and ran away quickly.
When Gao Qiong came running over, Dong Mao was scolding the man while breaking away from the brawler: "You damn dwarf! How do you want to beg a tall woman? Can you suppress your mother-in-law?"
Everyone laughed after hearing this.
Gao Qiong came up and was listening to this. She stood in front of the door of the memorial hall, put her hands on her hips, stared at her round eyes, and cursed loudly: "You are bullying my man because he is short! What can I suppress? I can't suppress it."
You Dongmao, haven't you ever heard of the phrase 'people are small and big?' Can't you suppress a dwarf? Ask your mother-in-law to try to suppress him. Four ounces can make a huge difference!"
When the spectators heard what Gao Qiong said, they burst out laughing.
"Gao Qiong! You are too hurt! Two men are quarreling, and I will hurt us! Why are you scolding me?" Li Rong came over and heard Gao Qiong dragging her into it, and she was not convinced.
"What's wrong with me? Isn't your winter grass damaged? He rolled my man to the ground and called me a man. Why is my man so bad? Ah? I didn't say he wasn't good. That man of yours said he couldn't give it to his own wife.
Give him a try! Did I say this wrong? You said..." Gao Qiong waved one of his hands on his hips.
"What are you trying to do? Your dwarf, his short face, his little eyes like thatch! Huh! If you want to follow me, the toad wants to eat swan meat! You are the only one who is blind! Treat him as a treasure...
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The two women's scoldings caused everyone to laugh from time to time.
The two men who started scolding each other shut up and watched the two women quarreling!
"Am I blind? Do you think your man is that good? He is a talker and a gambler, so what else can he do? Your man can, right? He has to go to the police station! Today he gambled and pushed people again
, when you come, instead of scolding him, you help him..."
"If I scold and control my man, I will control it at home. What happened to him when he went to the police station? What happened to the gambling money? You need to control it! If you want to control him, I will give my man to you! Don't you want the dwarf anymore?
I miss my man, take it home and take care of it..."
"You bitch! I'll tear your mouth apart!" Gao Qiong cursed and walked straight towards Li Rong.