"I'm not talking nonsense. I saw it. I also want to catch Haiyan's white bread. If you don't catch it for me, I'll tell Narcissus." Dajun pouted.
"Army, don't mess around!" The three armies took their clothes and put them on. "Let's go and work in the soil with me."
"I'm not going. I want to catch Haiyan's white bread! If you don't catch it for me, I'll tell Narcissus." Da Jun looked at Haiyan.
Haiyan didn't know what to do. If Da Jun told Narcissus that he had done it again and again, and if she started to make trouble, it would be really hard for her to be a good person in the village.
"Third Army, Narcissus has forgiven us once. If she knew that we...were still seen by Dajun, she would make a fuss. You go to the soil first, and I'll tell Dajun!" Haiyan said helplessly.
The three armies didn't say anything, picked up the hoes on the grass and left.
"Dajun, come here." Haiyan said to Dajun with a smile.
"You asked me to catch the bastard, didn't you?" Dajun smiled and walked towards Haiyan.
"Well. Dajun, if you grab my white bread, you can't tell Narcissus. Otherwise, she will quarrel with you and your brother, and you won't even have food to eat in the future. Do you understand?"
Haiyan said.
"You grabbed the white bread for me and I won't talk anymore." Da Jun said.
"Okay, I'll catch it for you." Haiyan said, holding up the clothes and closing her eyes.
"I won't catch you like this. I will catch you like my brother Sanjun. You lie down and take off your clothes." Dajun said.
"Dajun! I've arrested you, will you arrest me?" Haiyan looked at Dajun angrily.
"If you don't arrest me, I'll tell Narcissus to get out of here," Dajun said.
"Dajun, are you really stupid, or are you pretending to be stupid? Do you still want me?" Haiyan stared at Dajun.
"Am I stupid? I'm not stupid. It's because I'm poor that I didn't get a wife. I want you to lie down, so I'll grab your white bread. If you don't lie down, I'll tell Narcissus that you and the three armies are out of touch." Dajun looked at it.
Holding the petrel, he refused to let go.
"Okay. I'm lying down. Dajun, if you catch me, don't tell Narcissus. If you tell me, something will really happen to your family, you know?" Haiyan took off her clothes and put them on the ground as she spoke, then sat down and lay flat on her back.
Lying down, he closed his eyes and said, "Army, come and catch me."
Da Jun walked over, squatted down, stretched out a hand, grabbed a piece of Haiyan's white bread and kneaded it, "The white bread is so soft and feels so comfortable to touch." As he said that, he stepped over with one foot and knelt down,
He grabbed Haiyan's white bread with both hands and kneaded it.
"That's it!" Haiyan said with her eyes closed.
"No, I'm going to arrest you. Don't say anything, or I'll tell Narcissus." Dajun said while taking Haiyan's two breasts and squeezing them. What he did here was what he saw Sanjun do. After squeezing, he imagined
The three armies pounced on Haiyan. Seeing that she was wearing clothes, he let go of her bread and took off her clothes.
Haiyan opened her eyes and saw Dajun undressing. She asked, "Dajun, what do you want to do?"
"I'm going to take off my clothes and pounce on you like the three armies. If you don't let me, I'll tell Narcissus..."
"Okay, you are like the three armies. You can do whatever you want. You are not allowed to talk about Narcissus. You are not allowed to talk to Narcissus about me in the future. Do you understand?" Haiyan became impatient.
"I got it." Dajun took off his clothes, grabbed Haiyan's two pieces of bread, gathered them together, and then threw himself on Haiyan's body.
The three armies came over. He walked for a while, but when he saw that neither Haiyan nor the army followed him, he felt uneasy and turned back.
The three armies saw Jun Jun pounced on Haiyan. Haiyan closed his eyes. He grabbed Da Jun's hand, pulled him up, and punched him.
The army fell to the grass with a sound of "ah".
Sanjun wanted to follow and kick the army, but Haiyan opened her eyes and saw it, hugging Sanjun's legs: "Sanjun, don't be impulsive! Are you still afraid of causing trouble?".
The army got up and looked at the three armies: "You hit me? I told Narcissus that you and Haiyan were naked on the grass and you grabbed her white bread. You didn't let me grab it and you beat me."
"If you say that again, I'll beat you to death! If you dare to tell Narcissus about us, I'll drive you out! Starve you to death!" the three armies said harshly.
"I, I, tell Narcissus, she will drive you out!" Dajun pouted and looked at the three armies.
"Dajun, can you be sensible, okay?" Sanjun said helplessly.
"I'm going to catch Haiyan's white bread. Once I catch it, I won't say anything anymore!" Da Jun said.
"You bastard! I really want to beat you to death!" The three armies said and went to fight the big army again.
"Sanjun! If you keep making trouble like this, I'll kill you!" Haiyan said, holding Sanjun's feet.
"You, you? Do you really want to give it to the army?" The three armies looked down at Haiyan.
"As long as I can keep him from saying anything, I am willing. Have you forgotten? Narcissus went to our house in order to avoid causing trouble. She tolerated it. I can't let this matter spread and ruin our two families. Sanjun, you go.
! I'm here to do Da Jun's work. You know what? People say that fools will do stupid things. It's useless for you to reason with Da Jun. We can't let him never speak!" Haiyan almost begged the three armies.
"Okay! Let me go and I'll go!" said the three soldiers.
Haiyan let go of her hand, and the three armies buried their heads and left again.
Haiyan lay still and said, "Dajun, come here. I'll let you touch my white bread. Come quickly."
Dajun came over, touched Haiyan's bread and said, "You are so kind. The three armies are not good."
Da Jun touched her for a while and saw Haiyan's eyes closed. He took off her pants. The child held his hand down with her hand. After a while, her hand let go again and she asked Da Jun to take off her pants.
Dajun himself was also naked, lying on Haiyan's body, squeezing her breasts with his hands, and said: "The white bread is so soft and feels so comfortable to the touch."
"Is it okay?" Haiyan said.
"Stop talking, I feel comfortable, and I want you to feel comfortable too. I'm not stupid, I know how to do it. I'm too poor to beg my mother-in-law." Dajun said, touching Haiyan's bread with one hand and holding the barrel of his gun with the other.
, sent to Haiyan's fortress.
Haiyan's body moved, and she thought, this Jun is not very stupid to begin with. Compared with the Three Idiots, he is not a fool, he is just a little dull and stupid. Let him seize the opportunity this time, it is really an advantage for him.
The army moved on Haiyang's body and said, "It's comfortable and smells good. It's sweet to please a mother-in-law. It smells good." He said, "Move."
"Dajun, if you want me, you can't tell Narcissus. Do you understand?" Haiyan said with her eyes closed.
"I got it. I won't tell you. I want you. I'm willing to do it. I won't tell you." Dajun moved quickly.
Haiyan put her hands on Dajun's back and said, "Dajun, it's okay if you don't say anything. From now on, we won't do this anymore, and neither will the three armies or I. Okay?"
"Okay, okay, I want you, once, and I'm satisfied. From now on, I won't look for you, I won't want you anymore, what about you and the three armies, I don't care, I won't talk to Narcissus Shu." Da Jun's words matched his actions, he
Move quickly and keep your words brief.
"Okay, Dajun, keep your word. I'll make you comfortable, and you keep your word." Haiyan said.