Wu Ziling looked at Lin'er who ran up to her in astonishment. She was a little confused. She had given this little guy a red envelope. Logically speaking, this little guy should have gone to the backyard to play with toys. How could he be pestering her?
"Aunt Ziling, give me the puppy." Lin'er's little body flew up, reached out to grab one of the condom's legs, then shook it and ran out.
"Damn it, what a fuss, I'm sleeping!"
Being shaken by Lin'er like this, condom woke up instantly and screamed.
"My sister has found a friend for you and wants you to go over and have a baby with Dahei." Lin'er pulled the condom and ran quickly, saying as she ran.
Big black.
Have a baby.
Damn it.
Condom was confused for a moment, but then he struggled suddenly, waving his claws wildly, and shouted: "I am a man, I am the Qilin Emperor, a dog has no right to touch this beast. , and it’s also male!”[
"Woof woof woof..."
"Woof!"
No matter how the condom howled, Lin'er still pretended that she couldn't hear it, and quickly ran to the backyard, came to Xiaoyin, threw the condom on the ground, and said with a smile: "I found the puppy!"
Xiaoyin was sitting on Dahei's body, looking down at the condom lying on the ground. She scratched her head in confusion and said: "The puppy is so small and Dahei is so big, so he can't have children." Bar!"
"Oh, don't worry about it. You'll know if you try it." Lin'er grabbed the condom at this time, turned Dahei over, and placed the condom on Dahei's belly.
Then...
Lin'er also scratched her head in confusion, looked at Dahei who was trembling all over, went up and poked Dahei's belly, and then said: "Why doesn't Dahei have a baby with the puppy?"
At this time, Shezhinai came over, picked up the condom that was about to die, and said to the two little guys: "The puppy itself is a Qilin Emperor, and Dahei is just a Tibetan Mastiff. The difference in blood between the two is already huge. , and the puppy is male, and Dahei is also male, so of course he can’t have children!”
"Then how can the puppy become a female?" Lin'er scratched her head and asked in confusion.
"Pfft!"
Lin'er was so angry that she vomited blood immediately after using the condom.
Shezhi patted the head of the condom, shook his head in frustration and explained: "Puppies can't become mothers. Lin'er and Xiaoyin can't torture puppies like this in the future, you know!"
"Mom, we just want to play with the puppy." Xiaoyin ran to Shezhi's beautiful legs and said with a smile.
"Then you can't play like this. The puppy is very strong and will kill Dahei if you are not careful. Do you understand?" Shezhi continued to explain patiently.
"Auntie, what you are saying is that the puppy is a powerful emperor, and Dahei is not even a cultivator, so he cannot have children." Lin'er also realized it at this time.[
Shezhi didn't know how to communicate with children, so he could only nod his head and said, "It's almost the same principle. It's okay to let the puppy play with you occasionally, but you can't let it have children with other animals. Do you understand? !”
"That's it, I understand, mom." Xiaoyin also understood at this time, nodded and said with a smile.
"Let's make a fur. I'm a mythical beast. Let me mate with a dog." Dota almost spit out a mouthful of blood when he thought about this. He was really pissed off by these two little guys.
Shezhi shook his head helplessly and told Lin'er and Xiaoyin to play with Dahei here and not run around, and then walked into the hall.
As soon as he arrived in the lobby, Shen Sheng ran directly to the sofa and took a nap, while he pulled a small towel to cover himself.
Xing Luo glanced at the condom, then looked at Wu Ziling, and asked in confusion: "You went out with a condom just now!"
"Um!"
Wu Ziling rubbed her eyebrows in distress, and said helplessly: "I originally wanted the condom to help me find Xiaoyu, but I took it all over China and couldn't find Xiaoyu, not even a breath. I can’t even feel it!”
"Xiaoyu!"
Xing Luo was stunned, and then said: "That little rabbit!"
"Well, yes, didn't it play with a condom before? I couldn't feel Xiaoyu, and I expected the condom to use its extraordinary perception to find it, but it failed." Wu Ziling sighed. He said in one breath.
"Damn dog, didn't you have fun playing with that little rabbit in the past? Why can't you even feel this? How could you be a husband?" Xing Luo grabbed the condom and rubbed it. head, and then said.
"Woof!"
She was very unhappy to be disturbed from her sweet dream, but when she heard about the little rabbit, Condom was also helpless and said, "I don't know what happened, but I also gave it some of my own blood to drink. So it can also take flight and ascend, but after traveling all over China, I still haven’t felt it. It’s almost as if I’ve traveled around the entire earth!”
"It's the Jade Rabbit." Zhang Xiyu and others were surprised. They also thought of the cute little rabbit next to Chang'e. Since Chang'e has entered reincarnation, that cute little rabbit has definitely begun reincarnation as well.
"Then there are only two explanations." Xing Luo shook his head at this time and said: "The first one is that the little rabbit is still in reincarnation, and the second one is that the little rabbit is not on the earth, but among other living planets in the galaxy. !”
"The living planet of the Milky Way..."
Hearing this, Wu Ziling thought for a while and then said depressedly: "Xiaoyu was also born on the earth. Even if it enters the Sea of Reincarnation, it shouldn't be possible for her to be reincarnated on other planets!"
"It's not impossible!"
Xing Luo explained: "I am the reincarnation of Pangu, the founder of the Milky Way, and I carry all the atmosphere of the Milky Way. You were also my wife at that time, and you will be exposed to Pangu's atmosphere to some extent, and around you That little rabbit, first of all, drank the essence and blood of the Qilin Emperor, and secondly, it has been with us for a long time, so the Pangu atmosphere will more or less envelope it!"
"So, since it is the Pangu atmosphere, it is possible that it will reincarnate into other life planets with that one in ten thousand chance!"
Hearing Xing Luo's words, Wu Ziling was suddenly shocked, and then said anxiously: "What should we do? Xiao Yu has just finished reincarnation, and her strength must not have returned to its peak. Once someone plots evil, what should we do?"
"Don't worry, even if I die, it won't die, and if its life is in danger, I can feel it." She sat up straight, stretched out, and said lazily.