Sha Xuan could only say: "I guess there must be something weird about this stone wall -"
The river god laughed loudly: "You don't need to guess, it is just like that."
Sha Xuan glared at the River God: "If you interrupt me again, I will send you to be reborn as a woman and make you fall in love eighty times!"
The River God said with a smile: "Falling eighty times, isn't this a good thing?"
Sha Xuan said coldly: "I'll make you fall in love another hundred and sixty times!"
The River God was stunned: "Are you too cruel?"
The mountain god came over and asked: "How can you fall in love 80 times and fall out of love 160 times?"
Sha Xuan smiled contemptuously and said: "Why not? Fall in love once, fall out of love twice, let him be dumped, then pick him up and dump him again."
Sister Hu was shocked: "It's too cruel!"
The river god smiled disapprovingly and said: "I know you are teasing me, right, brother?"
Sha Xuan stared at the River God with evil intentions: "If you don't obey, I can definitely turn this idea into reality!"
The River God quickly shut his mouth knowingly. Although he and Sha Xuan were sworn brothers, others held the power of reincarnation. It was hard to say that one day he would get angry and make slight changes in the book of life and death. At that time, the River God regretted
It's too late!
The mountain god quickly looked at Sha Xuan and smiled flatteringly: "Brother, continue, let's take the opportunity to learn from your brother's cleverness."
Sha Xuan snorted, and the villain turned back to look at the stone wall with success and said: "The reason why we have different feelings about this stone wall is probably because this stone wall itself is a magic weapon that can channel spiritual energy. It may
He can see through other people's moods and cater to them accordingly."
The Tutu Master stroked his beard and nodded: "It's possible."
The river god asked Sha Xuan cautiously: "Brother, did you just miss a woman?" This was very straightforward. It meant that when Sha Xuan touched it just now, the stone wall became soft. If he didn't think of a woman, could he be thinking of marshmallows?
Sha Xuan coughed and suddenly felt a little confused on his face: "I did think of a woman at that time."
The mountain god quickly asked with saliva on his face: "Which woman do you think of?"
"I thought of my godmother for no reason."
"Your godmother?" The Tu Tu Ye was stunned for a moment and then said, "Bai Min, she is also your mother-in-law. Could it be that brothers like this?"
"Which bite?"
"Both mother and daughter take it all." As soon as the Earth Master said these words, the river god and the mountain god laughed wildly at the same time. Sister Hu hurriedly lowered her head, and Bai Ling'er smiled sweetly: "It turns out that brother Xuan likes mature women."
Sha Xuan shook his head helplessly and said, "Can you be more sunny? Don't always impose your ideas on others!"
Sister Hu's face was slightly red. When she raised her head to look at Sha Xuan, her eyes were a little dodgey. Fortunately, the light here was dim and the men were just joking and didn't notice the complicated expression on her face. Bai Ling'er
He was as careful as a hair and noticed something strange about Sister Hu at a glance, so he whispered in her ear and asked with a smile: "Are you worried about being liked by Sha Xuan?"
Sister Hu stretched out her hand to twist Bai Ling'er's ears and scolded: "Don't make such a small joke to me, Sister."
Sha Xuan pointed at the stone wall and said, "I have another idea. There should be valuable treasures inside."
As soon as the land man heard about the valuable treasure, his eyes suddenly lit up and he hurriedly said: "Brother, take us in and have a look."
Sha Xuan nodded: "I want to think about how to get in." As soon as he finished speaking, he hid in the stone wall. Everyone was surprised. The mountain god asked the Earth Master: "This is earth magic."
Bar?"
The land master frowned and said, "It's a bit like it. Let me try." After saying that, he put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together, recited a spell in his mouth, and shouted: "Shen!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tu Tuye hit the stone wall sideways, and there was a loud "bang" sound. His head hit the stone wall firmly, and then bounced back, and there was an immediate rise on his forehead.
Got two big bags.
The land man sat on the ground with his head full of stars, put a hand on his forehead and shouted: "It hurts me to death!"
It's a pity that no one cared about him. The mountain god actually looked at Sister Hu next to him with a sly look and said: "Little Ditu, if you shout louder, you may be able to arouse someone's motherly nature."
Sister Hu said angrily: "Damn wild boar, no one will think you are mute if you don't speak!"
The mountain god laughed and said that Sister Hu's reaction was too much. I wonder if it was menopause or a sore spot?
Sister Hu was so angry that she wanted to rush over and beat up the mountain god. The river god quickly came out to smooth things over and said, "You can't blame the wild boar. It's not because Xiao Tutu said before that he has always had thoughts about Sister Hu, and the wild boar is nothing."
I just said it accidentally!"
The Earth God was dumbfounded. He pointed at the River God and said: "You, you, you -" He didn't say another word for a long time. The Mountain God immediately said seriously: "I can testify that the Little Earth God still treats us in private."
"Sister Hu, you are a woman among women!"
Sister Hu suddenly became angry and anxious, and cursed: "You heartless people, you are wasting my sworn vows with you. Even if the rabbit doesn't eat the grass beside the nest, how dare you dare to take advantage of me? I will tell you later."
Brother Sha, let him punish you!"
"Sister Hu, are you looking for me?" Sha Xuan actually emerged from the stone wall without anyone noticing.
Sister Hu shouted loudly: "Brother Sha, please help me!"
The mountain god quickly squeezed in front of Sister Hu and asked Sha Xuan: "Brother, have you discovered anything?"
The river god also stepped forward and asked: "Brother, is there any treasure inside?"
Sha Xuan had no choice but to answer truthfully: "There is only one jade statue inside!"
Lord Tutu asked: "What's the strange thing? I've only heard that great men all have strange looks. Is there a great man among them?"
Sha Xuan glared at him: "It has nothing to do with great men. The jade statue I am talking about means that there is a human figure carved in jade! The carving is very vivid and lifelike, just like the real thing."
Sister Hu immediately forgot her question and couldn't help but curiously said: "Then she is a beauty."
Sha Xuan asked curiously: "Sister Hu, how do you know? Could it be that you followed up and saw it?"
Sister Hu smiled and said: "Nine times out of ten if you carve realistic portraits, they are beautiful women. I'm just guessing."
The river god hurriedly asked: "Brother, is that beauty beautiful?"
Sha Xuan replied: "Very beautiful."
When the mountain god heard about the beauty, he swallowed his saliva and said urgently: "Take us in quickly, brother."
Sha Xuan nodded: "I can take you in, but I have a condition."
The land master asked puzzledly: "Does this also require conditions?"
Bai Ling'er frowned and asked, "Brother Xuan, what are the conditions?"
Sha Xuan said seriously: "The jade statue inside has a solemn expression, as sacred and inviolable as a heavenly being. When I saw her, I wanted to kowtow to her three times -"
"It's not that exaggerated, is it? Brother, are you possessed by evil spirits?" The river god's eyes flashed with enthusiasm, "The one who can be admired by my brothers must be a stunning beauty!"
Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "You are wrong. This jade statue is beautiful, but more importantly, her eyes are so kind that it makes me want to kneel down."
"Brother is possessed!" The mountain god sighed. "I thought that my brother was a girl killer who could never defeat a hundred battles. I didn't expect that he would lose a battle today."
Sha Xuan still looked fascinated and didn't care about the mountain god's sigh.
Sister Hu asked: "Is it an illusion inside?"
Bai Ling'er rolled her eyes and asked, "Brother Xuan, could it be a trap?"
The land master interjected: "Instead of working around here, why don't we all go in and take a look."
Sha Xuan nodded and said yes, and then used his magic power to trap everyone. A thought flashed through his mind, and he immediately mobilized his inherited power and brought everyone behind the stone wall in an instant.
Inside is an empty stone house, which looks relatively wide and is ten meters square. There is a jade platform three steps above the ground. However, no one saw the so-called abnormality.
Everyone glanced at it and then turned to look at Sha Xuan. The Earth Master asked: "Brother, where is the jade statue?"
Sha Xuan kept his eyes fixed on the top of the jade platform, with a focused look on his face, and a faint smile from time to time. Sha Xuan replied without looking back: "It's right there."
Everyone followed Sha Xuan's gaze and looked above the jade platform, but saw nothing, so they were a little surprised. They all thought to themselves: "Could he have deceived us again?"
Bai Ling'er reached out and pulled Sha Xuan's sleeve and said, "Brother Xuan, I didn't see anything!"
Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "Can you not see such a big jade statue?"
The river god said disappointedly that he didn't see it either.
Mountain God, Land Master and Sister Hu said there was nothing there.
Sha Xuan said: "Maybe you are not sincere enough."
The mountain god walked over in a few steps and wanted to reach up to the jade platform to grab a handful. Sha Xuan shouted: "Stop the mountain pig, you can't blaspheme the gods!"
The mountain god said angrily: "Where are the heavenly beings? There are not even earthly beings. I don't think there is any chance of blasphemy!"
Sister Hu said in shock: "Maybe this is a Guanyin Bodhisattva. She thinks our level is too low and refuses to come out to meet us."
When the mountain god heard this, he quickly retracted his hand in panic: "Bodhisattva, forgive me. Those who don't know will not be guilty. Xiaoxian just unintentionally offended you, please don't punish me!"
Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "She is not Guanyin Bodhisattva."
Tu Tuye explained: "Guanyin Bodhisattva has thousands of incarnations, and what you see may not be her true face. Brother, you ask the Bodhisattva why she appears here. Maybe she wants to give you some instructions."
"It makes sense." Sha Xuan nodded and repeated what the Tu Tu Ye said.
Everyone waited for a while, but did not hear any response. Sister Hu asked Sha Xuan: "What did the Bodhisattva say?"
"She didn't speak." After Sha Xuan said this, everyone expressed disbelief. They all thought to themselves: Maybe the Bodhisattva gave Sha Xuan an important instruction, but he refused to tell us, maybe because we are insignificant.
Everyone felt even more disappointed. After all, after finally getting in, they saw nothing and gained nothing. Their work was completely in vain.