Seven hundred and sixtieth chapters: three bad friends
Chapter 763: Three Losing Friends
The land master was stunned for a moment and said: "Brother, is this too exaggerated? How much mana does it cost!"
Sha Xuan was like a second-generation ancestor who sold his father's land. He said without any heartache: "I haven't calculated it. It's just a simple effort."
The mountain god sighed and shook his head and smiled: "Rich people live a different life than us."
Xiaoyan urged Shaxuan: "Then move quickly."
Sha Xuan then used his mind to spin the hill around. Everyone saw that the whole hill seemed to be sitting on a rotating car. During the spinning process, there was almost no dust flying, and no rumbling sound was heard. The whole hill had been adjusted.
Headed up.
Sister Hu's eyes were full of awe: "Brother Sha, you have such ability, I am really happy!" However, her eyes were full of admiration, and there was no joy at all.
This kind of magic that can move mountains and seas is completely worth mentioning to Sha Xuan, who has the power inherited from the immortal world. Therefore, he smiled and said, "Sister Hu, are you praising me or hurting me?"
Sister Hu was stunned, not knowing what she just said was wrong, but she heard the land man laugh loudly: "Sister Hu, you are a country bumpkin who came to the city and have never seen the world. If you know the real ability of my brother, I'm afraid
I immediately fell into despair and wished I could be a little girl for him."
Sister Hu only thought that the landlord was joking, so she didn't take it to heart. She smiled slightly and said: "Sister Hu is already old. She can't be a little girl for Brother Sha. She can only be an old mother."
Sha Xuan immediately looked at the plump Sister Hu and smiled evilly: "I have no objection at all to being my wet nurse, hehe!"
Sister Hu glared at Sha Xuan angrily: "You want to eat even Sister's tofu, are you casting the net too wide?" After saying this, she turned around and saw Bai Min blushing slightly, and couldn't help but think to herself:
Bai Min was probably afraid that everyone would misunderstand that she was Sha Xuan's nanny, so she looked embarrassed.
At this time, the hill had completely turned 180 degrees. Bai Ling'er's sharp eyes saw the ginseng tree in the middle of the mountain at a glance, and he immediately shouted: "Wow, there are so many little dolls hanging on the tree!"
The river god followed suit and shouted: "Brother, we are so bored that we used our magic power to transform ourselves into dolls to coax us to play with."
The cadres sent by the Lord of the Land to the mortal world were well-informed. Even if they had never eaten pork like "Ginseng Fruit", they might have seen pigs walking. Therefore, his face looked particularly surprised, and he actually controlled
He kept shouting: "Oh, they sell ginseng, it seems to be real ginseng fruit!"
"You're such a bigot!" The River God sneered, "You don't even have to think about it. If there are so many fruits of life, wouldn't that make the gods in the sky jump around?"
The mountain god frowned and said: "Hetou, I believe you, let alone the trees hanging with ginseng fruits, even if there are seven or eight, it will probably cause a fight among the gods."
The river god laughed: "Pigs are still more intelligent, and pigs understand people best!"
When Sha Xuan heard what they said, he felt confused and thought to himself: There are more than two hundred ginseng fruits on this tree. The yield seems to be a bit ridiculously high. Usually things are rare and valuable. Could it be that these ginseng fruits are grafted?
What comes out may be an improved variety from space.
Thinking of this, Sha Xuan glanced at the dryad with suspicion, hoping that he could help him prove it, but the dryad just smiled stupidly, and it seemed that the less everyone believed it, the more proud he felt.
Bai Min may also think that Sha Xuan is bragging too much. After all, she has heard about the rare fairy fruit ginseng fruit for a long time. She also has the same idea as Sha Xuan: if the quantity is too large, it may be a fake product.
Then, everyone except the tree spirit turned to look at Sha Xuan, eager to question him.
Sha Xuan was stunned and said, "What are you looking at me for?"
The river god smiled maliciously: "Brother, what do you think?"
Sha Xuan stared at him and shouted: "I said you are also a pig!" When the matter reached this point, Sha Xuan insisted that Qingshan would not let go. Anyway, none of them had eaten ginseng fruit. Even if it was fake, no one came out to prove it!
The River God said without changing his face: "Brother, there is no point in fooling around with some things. Why don't you just do it? How did you conjure this fake ginseng tree?"
Sha Xuan said firmly: "It's true. If you believe it, believe it. If you don't believe it, I'll throw it away."
The mountain god laughed loudly: "Whenever it comes to this point, brother will show off his special skills."
Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment: "What kind of housekeeping skills?"
"What a shame!" Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er actually laughed and bent over at the same time.
No one believed it, and Sha Xuan had no choice now. He had to give the tree spirit a look, indicating that you must step forward to help at the critical moment, otherwise my credibility will be ruined.
The tree nodded carefully and understood, and then said sternly: "Dear immortals (this title is somewhat of a compliment), you don't have to doubt it, because this tree is definitely a ginseng tree!"
The river god smiled disdainfully: "You are in the same group."
The mountain god immediately said: "When thieves say they are not thieves, we have to treat them as thieves."
Sha Xuan couldn't laugh or cry: "I never like stealing. It's better to rob than to steal. This is a matter of principle. Don't give me any unauthorized discounts."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "I was the one who snatched it from Sha Xuan."
Sha Xuan almost fell down. He was about to say something mean to Xiao Yan, "No matter how proud you are, don't treat yourself like money," but Xiao Yan reached out and covered Sha Xuan's mouth with a sly smile: "You don't need to explain, I understand your behavior."
Sha Xuan almost burst into anger.
At this moment, the Land Master finally stepped forward and said with a fair smile: "I have a method of identification. Just try it and you will know whether these fruits are ginseng fruits!"
Sha Xuan pulled Xiao Yan's hand away and said happily: "Brother Land, please tell me how to identify it quickly, so that you can help clear your brother's grievances!"
The river god and the mountain god immediately glanced at the Tutu Lord, especially the River God, with the eyes of a traitor. They took the opportunity to ask: "Little Tutu, what benefits did brother promise you?"
"Bah!" the land man said with his head held high and his chest held high, "the land man must be fair and honest in dealing with people. How can you have such despicable thoughts?"
"You are a good person." The River God smiled in a strange way, "The year before last, the Duyun City Government put a piece of land up for sale. In order to successfully win the bid, you gave Vice Mayor Chen three beauties. One of them was I used a snake demon to help you.
Changed, small land, I guess you have a bad memory, so you have forgotten it, right?"
The land master coughed and his voice became much softer: "A gentleman loves money and acquires it in a wise way. Whoever takes this piece of land will not take it. Although I used some tricks, I did not harm the interests of the people. The local land has a clear conscience."
The mountain god shouted: "Don't go so far, little land, please tell me how to identify it. If you can't tell me, I will snatch away your five female secretaries and give them away!"
The land man was furious: "How dare you?"
Sister Hu took a step forward and said in a big-sister manner: "Can you stop arguing? Don't you think it's embarrassing to make such a big fuss over trivial matters?"
The Earth God pointed at the mountain god and said angrily: "This girl is clearly at odds with me!"
Sha Xuan smiled evilly and said: "I see that none of you are convinced by the other, so why don't we have a fight first?"
The mountain god and the earth god were stunned at the same time, and the river god hurriedly advised: "Don't be fooled. Brother loves to play pranks. Be careful when he takes advantage of you to fight and strips off your clothes without knowing it. At that time, you are in
It’s famous in the fairy world.”
Oh my god, am I so bad? Sha Xuanqian glared, shrugged and said, "Fighting is actually the best way to solve the problem. If you don't adopt it, forget it."
The land man glared at the mountain god fiercely and sighed: "The land here doesn't care about you."
Sister Hu quickly took over the conversation and smiled coquettishly: "Brother Land, please tell us how to identify ginseng fruits, okay?"
As she spoke, she winked at the Tu Tu Ye. The vixen's natural charm was fully revealed, and the Tu Tu Ye swallowed his saliva.
Bai Ling'er loudly called out a bird song, which instantly woke up the intoxicated Tu Tu Ye. He turned his head and stared at Bai Ling'er unhappily, as if blaming her for disturbing his sweet dream, but he suddenly saw the river again.
The god and the mountain god looked at themselves with disdain, and stammered in a hurry: "Actually, my method is very simple. The best way to identify ginseng fruits is to eat one per person."
As soon as the Land Master said these words, everyone immediately applauded happily, thinking that if you don't eat, you won't get it for nothing.
Sha Xuan frowned and said, "Don't you see that these ginseng fruits are not yet ripe?"
The Tutu Master looked at Sha Xuan and smiled: "Brother, you don't feel guilty, do you?"
All the immortals laughed loudly, as if they had really read Sha Xuan's thoughts.
Sha Xuan gritted his teeth and said, "You also want to eat unripe green fruits. I didn't expect you to be so virtuous!"
The River God immediately looked at Sha Xuan and smiled evilly, then turned around and asked Bai Min deliberately and seriously: "Sister, I suddenly remembered a question and wanted to ask for your advice."
The River God's attitude was very respectful, his mouth was very sweet, and his calls were very affectionate. He seemed to have forgotten that Bai Min and he were not of the same generation.
Bai Min was stunned for a moment and said quickly: "Oh, you don't have to be so polite. If you have any questions, just tell me."
The River God cleared his throat, pretended to be pure and said, "Sister, how old was your daughter when Sha Xuan came to your home?"
"Wan'er was in her second year of high school at the time, so she must have been sixteen years old." Bai Min smiled, "How did you think of asking this question?"
The river god continued to ask maliciously: "I heard that your daughter is a school beauty?"
Bai Min replied humbly: "That's because others praised her."
Everyone had smiles on their faces as if they were watching monkey tricks. Sha Xuan's eyes rolled around and he thought to himself: What on earth does this guy want to ask?
The River God suddenly changed the topic and immediately got to the point: "Sister, when my brother came to sneak into your house, can you now help us all recall what his main purpose should be?"
Bai Min looked at Sha Xuan, who looked innocent, in surprise, and shook his head: "Sha Xuan is a good boy. He was homeless at the time, so how could he have any purpose!"