The Jade Emperor stretched out his finger and shook it gently and said, "That's a bad thing to say. Although the internal affairs officer is a second-rank official, it is a hard job. He has to calculate the expenses of the heaven all day long. It's hard work. If I give this to the mountain pig,
Guan'er, in the future, the wild boar will be as thin as a goat, haha! Then he will come to me to complain!" After saying that, the Jade Emperor looked at Sha Xuan with a smile, "At that time, the wild boar will still pester you to change.
Official's."
Sha Xuan didn't react for a moment. He was stunned for a moment and then said: "If he asks me to change his position, of course I will put the trouble on you. Aren't you thinking about yourself?"
The Tutu Master muttered: "It is said that His Majesty is being promoted to the official position of the God of Wealth, but in fact it is just adding trouble to him."
The Jade Emperor turned around, looked at the Lord of the Land and said sternly: "You don't understand, the God of Wealth actually likes this kind of work the most. If you like it, you won't feel tired, and you will only experience endless fun from it."
The land master was finally speechless now, his head drooped, his mood was extremely depressed, his face was full of tears, and he looked like he had lost his soul.
The Jade Emperor saw this and laughed: "Little Ditu, do you regret it?"
"Yes!" Lord Tutu heard the Jade Emperor ask him, and his mind immediately flashed. He raised his head hurriedly and asked, "Your Majesty, I regret it so much. They are all working as third-level officials in heaven, but I am still in the mortal world.
Being the village official who is smaller than Sesame, this comparison between people is really irritating! I really want to make a new choice, even if you don’t agree to me today, in the future——"
The Jade Emperor smiled and asked: "What will happen in the future?"
Tu Tu Ye gritted his teeth and glanced at Sha Xuan, but saw Sha Xuan giving him an encouraging look. Tu Tu Ye immediately boldly shouted: "If you don't promise me, Your Majesty, I will pester you every day in the future."
Brothers, I will talk about it every day so that your ears can’t be quiet!”
"Hahaha, Little Tutu actually dares to threaten me!" The Jade Emperor laughed, then turned to Sha Xuan and said, "The brothers you have made friends with are all good at acting like gangsters."
Sha Xuan chuckled and said, "Then you are a typical gangster."
The Jade Emperor was startled, and suddenly realized that he had made a slip of the tongue. He quickly turned his head and glanced sideways at the Giant Spirit God who was trying to hold back his smile. Then he asked him with a stern face: "Giant Spirit God, you didn't hear anything, did you?"
As if in a panic, the giant spirit god hurriedly raised the half-axe in his hand and replied: "Just now, I was thinking about how to repair the axe, and I didn't hear what your majesty said."
The Jade Emperor snorted: "You smiled so proudly just now, it seems you must have thought of a way, right?"
The Giant Spirit God trembled, shrank his neck and said, "I thought of one, but I don't know if it will work."
The Jade Emperor ordered coldly: "Tell me about it."
When all the immortals saw that the Jade Emperor's gloomy face was so majestic, it even made people feel chilled. He was completely different from the funny look just now, and they were all startled. Especially the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God were all shocked.
I couldn't help but steal a glance at Sha Xuan, thinking to myself: I was so greedy just now, without any merit, and asked for a third-grade official with just one mouthful. If the Jade Emperor hadn't looked out for his brother's face, he would have scolded me long ago.
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The Giant Spirit God made a sad face and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, actually I just thought of an old way. When I have free time, I will ask the two masters, Mo Xie, to help repair the axe."
"I thought you could cultivate it yourself?" the Jade Emperor scolded, "It's such a stupid method, but it's worthy of your laughter. I think you, the commander of the forward battalion, have really spent so many years in vain!"
The Jade Emperor changed his tone and no longer addressed him as "I", but directly addressed him as "I". Everyone was surprised.
The Giant Spirit God was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and said hurriedly: "Your Majesty taught you a very good lesson. I must use my brain more and think of other ways."
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly again, turned around and smiled at Lord Tu Tu: "Little Tu Tu, let me ask you, what kind of official do you want to be?"
The Earth Master was shocked by the indifference of the Jade Emperor just now. Now when he heard his question, he hesitated immediately. He didn't know what kind of official position he should offer. But the Jade Emperor had already asked, so he had to say it.
, so the land master had no choice but to say: "Your Majesty, I, I, I -"
The Tu Tu Ye asked "I" for a long time, but still did not say the request. Sha Xuan glared at him. The Tu Tu Ye hurriedly begged Sha Xuan and said: "Brother, I am not very talented and have little knowledge. I don't know what kind of job I should do. It's you."
Tell me."
The ball was kicked in time, and the river god and mountain god secretly extended their thumbs: Little Earth, you are finally fucking smart!
"Brother Land, you are such a weakling!" Sha Xuan sighed lightly, then laughed and scolded, "If it were me, I wouldn't want to be a third-grade official, I would be a first-grade official!"
"First grade?" The Jade Emperor was startled and said hurriedly, "Brother, only the King of Heaven is the first grade. Do you think he (the Earth Master) looks like this material?"
"Does it look like it? That's not your decision!" Sha Xuan said disdainfully, "Don't say you can't do it."
The Jade Emperor seemed a little panicked and stammered when he spoke: "Brother, you, you know, if I make him the King of Heaven, I won't be able to convince the public, and, well, the Queen Mother of the West won't agree either!"
I fainted to death! I didn’t expect that the dignified Jade Emperor was actually a good and henpecked man! Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and said, “It’s okay if you don’t want to be a king, but you have to give me a second-grade official, right?”
"Second grade? Let me think about it, where can I find such a position?" The Jade Emperor reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "It's really not possible right now, we can only wait for a while."
Sha Xuan asked politely: "Why not?"
"Brother, think about it, Xiao Tudi is just a village official, how can he be promoted to provincial governor at once?" The Jade Emperor patiently explained to Sha Xuan, "Is this reasonable?"
Sha Xuan said unreasonably: "Whether it's reasonable or not, that's not your decision."
The Jade Emperor quickly turned his head and winked at Tutu, and bent down and bowed: "Brother Tutu, please judge. Is it inappropriate or unreasonable for a village official to be suddenly promoted to provincial governor? Isn't it inappropriate and unreasonable?"
Bar?"
The Earth Master was startled. The Jade Emperor called him "Big Brother Earth" and he was immediately confused. An inexplicable pressure fell from the sky. The Earth Master cried out "Ouch" and fell down with a "bang".
On the ground, he got up in a panic and said in a daze: "I don't know, there are people in the court who like to be officials. Anything is possible."
The Jade Emperor was so angry that his hands were trembling, but his mind was moving very fast, a cunning look flashed in his eyes, his eyes immediately moved sideways, his body leaned forward, he continued to salute the Lord of the Earth, and shouted: "Brother the Earth"
, think about it carefully."
The land man fell to the ground again with a "bang".