Sha Xuan shouted to the group of little white snakes with a stern face: "They all turned into human shapes!"
All the little white snakes immediately turned into trembling girls, like a bunch of poor prisoners before execution, and also like a bunch of ignorant students.
Sha Xuan raised the knife, the cold light flashed, and half of the little white snakes almost collapsed to the ground.
The Land Lord, the River God and the Mountain God, as well as Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er all knew that Sha Xuan was very stubborn and could not easily listen to others' persuasion, so they turned away sadly.
Ai Jia looked at Sha Xuan with tears in her eyes.
Just when Sha Xuan was about to chop him down, Huanxi Buddha finally shouted loudly: "Donor, you are too cruel, I give up! Don't kill them!"
Sha Xuan smiled evilly and put away the knife. The thoughts in his mind rose up, and a powerful innate essence energy blew towards the five broken snakes wriggling on the ground, immediately covering them all. Only a "sizzling" sound was heard.
It kept ringing, and after a while, all five disconnected snakes miraculously came to life!
Huanxi Buddha looked at the scene in front of him in shock, and said regretfully: "I understand, you were sure to resurrect them a long time ago, but you deliberately created such a bloody scene!"
Sha Xuan chuckled: "I was forced to perform the cruel trick."
Ai Jia burst into tears and laughed, lightly hitting Sha Xuan on the shoulder and said, "You bad guy, you even lied to me."
"If we don't make it more realistic, how can the Happy Buddha be willing to compromise?"
The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God walked over laughing.
The Tutu Master reached out to pull one of the little girls. She had been cut into two pieces by Sha Xuan just now, but now she seemed to be unscathed.
The land man took the little girl's hand and said with a smile: "Oh, look at this body, isn't it injured? It's a pity to hurt such a soft waist. Come on, brother, touch it, is it really good?"
The river god and the mountain god also pulled a little girl over and smiled seductively.
The River God salivated and pinched a little girl's waist and said: "It's so smooth and smooth that someone would be willing to chop it off. Hey, little sister, did it hurt just now? I'll help you rub it."
The mountain god's movements were even more exaggerated. He pretended to be concerned for a few words, and then started touching and rubbing here and there. He was beaming with joy and said, "Sister, I won't treat you badly."
The little girls transformed from the little white snakes were so generous that they even took the initiative to take off their clothes.
"Brother, look at me, are there any scars here?"
"It seems softer than before, right?"
"Oh, where did you touch it? It's so itchy!"
Sister Hu said displeasedly: "You three are so dirty!"
The three of them were having fun playing with a few girls and didn't take Sister Hu's accusations to heart at all.
Xiang Yu kept shaking his head, and Liu Adou actually shook his head too.
Shadi asked them what they meant by shaking their heads.
Liu Adou said: "You sworn brothers don't have good taste. You are having so much fun with a few little snakes."
Xiang Yu asked, "How long have you been holding back without touching a woman?"
Ai Jia blushed and cried out that she was disgusted. Sha Xuan coughed quickly and reminded Xiang Yu: "King Xiang Tian, pay attention to the impact. It's best to be subtle."
Xiang Yu smiled naively: "What's the point? ###, it's normal. Men like to touch women, and women also like to be touched by men. Hey, brother, you don't understand this, do you? Sister-in-law
Haven't told you?"
Ai Jia gritted her silver teeth and stared at Xiang Yu. Sha Xuan was dumbfounded: "I said King Xiang, don't say this directly, right?"
Liu Adou glanced at Ai Jia and deliberately looked at Xiang Yu with a smile: "Brother Xiang, when you were getting along with Yu Ji, you just touched her without any flirting, kissing or anything like that?"
Xiang Yu responded: "Yes, my Yu Ji has no objection."
Ai Jia's face turned red with embarrassment.
Sha Xuan couldn't laugh or cry. This damn Liu Adou was clearly indirectly teasing his sister-in-law.
After the Eight-Eyed Heavenly Demon woke up, she found that her sisters were intact, and the five little white snakes that had just been chopped into two by Sha Xuan were now full of energy and stronger than before, and she felt very relieved.
.And the hundreds of little white snakes that had just come out looked eagerly at the five little white snakes that had returned to their original shape. They looked at them with envy.
Therefore, the Eight-Eyed Demon boldly asked Sha Xuan to take care of these sisters. In the future, they will follow Sha Xuan to the death. As for how to repay their kindness, it is nothing more than letting you eat as much as you want. You can do whatever you want, and no one will resist.
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Ai Jia was so angry that she couldn't say a word. Isn't this an obvious attempt to seduce her husband? In line with the principle of "you can take care of your own man, but only if you don't take care of other women", Ai Jia had to remind her again and again.
Sha Xuan said that if he fools around with these snake demons, how can he be worthy of Shangguan Wan, Mi Xin and Xia Qing in the future? In order to be responsible for them, Ai Jia plausibly stated that she had the obligation and responsibility to supervise Sha Xuan's behavior.
While Sha Xuan agreed to Ai Jia's request, he looked at the Land Master with a smile on his face. The claws of the River God and the Mountain God were wandering on those little girls. It was as if he was in Cao's camp and his heart was in Han.
Ai Jia sighed again and again, saying that this man, if he could prevent them from stealing fish, the cats would change their habit of eating fish, and the dogs would no longer eat shit.
After a while, Nezha flew over to report that he had ordered the 48,000 heavenly soldiers and generals under Qi Dong Emperor, and asked Sha Xuan to make a decision.
Sha Xuan was overjoyed. He thought about it in his mind and asked Nezha to call in the leader of His Majesty the Southern Emperor's 50,000-strong imperial army and order the 50,000-strong army to garrison the Jinsha Palace.
In addition to the 50,000 troops, there were nearly 300,000 heavenly soldiers and generals. Nezha asked Sha Xuan how to arrange it.
Sha Xuan waved his hand: "Let's go to my master's base camp!"
Xiang Yu asked in confusion: "What are you going to do in the Emperor's Palace of Earth Mother?"
"My master is gone and we are leaderless. I have the obligation to help her manage this huge industry."
Xiang Yu gave Sha Xuan a thumbs up and said, "Brother, you are very responsible."
Liu Adou laughed loudly.
Xiang Yu looked at the cunning Liu Adou in surprise and asked, "Why are you laughing? We are not going to ransack your home."
Thief Liu Adou smiled and replied: "Brother Xiang, if you think about it carefully, our eldest brother has entered the Dimu Emperor's Palace. We can always get some benefits there, right?"
Xiang Yu suddenly realized: "Yes!"
Sha Xuan hurriedly enforced strict discipline: "I'm going to say something ugly in front of you. If anyone doesn't listen to the instructions and swindles on my master's territory without permission, don't blame me for being rude."
Liu Adou nodded hurriedly and smiled: "Brother, don't worry, I won't play this kind of trick."
Sha Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, but Xiang Yu laughed loudly: "Brother Adou, I have seen your methods, and I really don't know how to play such tricks. You will only secretly remind those local officials to take the initiative to provide confessions, right?"
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Liu Adou hurriedly winked at Xiang Yu: "Brother is here, don't speak so harshly."
Sha Xuan didn't argue with them on this issue. After all, they were the only ones who surrendered to him. If he didn't give him any benefits to win over people's hearts at first, it wouldn't make much sense for them to follow him in the future.
Sha Xuan left Lord Tutu and others in the palace. These five earthly immortals knew their abilities, so they did not raise any objections. Besides, the eight-eyed demon and a bunch of little white snakes were all in the palace, so Lord Tutu, He
The god and the mountain god were naturally happy and at ease, so they were not willing to follow Sha Xuan out.
Of course, Sha Xuan would not take Xiaoyan out because it was inconsistent with both emotions and logic. He originally wanted to keep Ai Jia, but Ai Jia refused. Therefore, Sha Xuan had to let her become a family member of the army and accompany him.
Also going was the stubborn Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum. This guy was not human at all. It was difficult for Sha Xuan to reason with her and he couldn't get rid of her, so he had to let it go.
Later, Sha Xuan took the eight-part Tianlong sedan chair specially prepared by the Western Emperor for him and Ai Jia, and led an army of 300,000 people to the Emperor's Palace of the Earth Mother.
It was the first time that Eight-leaf Ganoderma sat in the majestic Eight-part Tianlong sedan. She seemed very excited. From time to time, she hummed a few old songs that were out of tune, especially when she sang "Blue Sky and Blue Water", which was Ai Jia's famous song in the mortal world.
At this time, it made Ai Jia laugh non-stop.
Ai Jia looks like a heroine when she is serious, but when she smiles so wildly that the willows tremble in the wind, she looks extremely charming.
Her actions made Sha Xuan very angry. However, when Sha Xuan reached out to have close contact with her, she looked at Sha Xuan with an angry look and said, "In broad daylight, there are so many people, why should we pay attention to our image?"
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Sha Xuan regretted why he didn't bring a few little white snakes that could turn into beautiful girls when he went out!
Ai Jia hummed a little tune and told Sha Xuan that men cannot stay indulged in the tenderness of women and have to have their own careers. Today, with the help of these betrothal gifts (three hundred thousand troops), they can do something big in the fairy world.
Sha Xuan sighed, thinking to himself that no matter who married the positive Ai Jia, they would be able to become famous in the world of immortality because her desire for power was too strong.
Therefore, when Sha Xuan half-jokingly expressed this intention to Ai Jia, Ai Jia smiled and said: "I have been a woman in this life, so in this patriarchal society, I cannot be the supreme being in the immortal world, but I can
Let the man holding your hand become the supreme being in the fairy world!"
With her strong ambition, could she not succeed?
The Jinsha Palace was originally on Dimu's territory, so it was not far from here to Dimu Imperial Palace. Even if Sha Xuan rushed there at the speed of a sightseeing tour, it only took him half an hour.
The 300,000 heavenly soldiers and generals were so huge that when they approached the Emperor's Palace of Earth Mother, they frightened the four heavenly kings who guarded the palace.
Qin Jinzhu lined up in a defensive formation and stood ready.
Later, Sha Xuan had the opportunity to ask about today's incident, and Qin Jinzhu explained it this way: According to the report from Tan Ma, the reason why His Majesty Earth Mother disappeared may be because Sha Xuan wanted to usurp power and seize the throne!
Therefore, the four heavenly kings under the Earth Mother tried their best to rescue the Earth Mother from Sha Xuan. However, when Sha Xuan led 300,000 elite soldiers to the imperial palace, Qin Jinzhu and others had already been captured.
He was frightened. There was nothing he could do about it, because Sha Xuan had more than a dozen heavenly king-level gods under his command, not counting the large number of constellation gods.
There is a huge disparity in power, so why don’t you just give it a try!