Zhu Daguan was very unhappy. The sneers from the pretty girls were like those of you who put all your effort into speaking on a talk show on stage, but in the end the audience looked as if they had been fed a mouthful of shit by you. Who can stand it?
Qingli girl ignored Zhu Daguan, turned to look at Sun Ye, and said: "Sisters, be careful when you go out. As far as I know, the highest admission score for the Department of Economics of Suhuai University of Finance and Economics this year is 633 points. Some people speak loudly and talk faster than
The train is fast, and your character is evident. Don’t be fooled and be deceived.”
Of course Zhu Daguan is a bit bragging, but when young people are together, it doesn't hurt to brag about each other. After all, they are all from the Department of Economics of the University of Finance and Economics, so the difference between a 680 score and a 630 score is not big. You are not joining the group, so what kind of relationship do you have with me?
"Classmate, you must speak responsibly. You said the highest score is 633, but I also said 733. Who can't bullshit..."
Qingli girl sneered, took out the admission notice from her crossbody bag, shook it, and said, "Why are you so stubborn? I am the number one freshman in the Economics Department of the University of Finance and Economics this year, with a score of 633!"
Zhu Daguan was stunned.
Are you kidding me?
His math skills were scumbag, and he could calculate that the probability of such an error happening should be only a few tenths of a million.
Lin Baiyao almost rolled his eyes. It's not that you can't brag, but bragging should also pay attention to cost-effectiveness.
He and Sun Ye met by chance, and they might never see each other again after getting off the train. There was no point in bragging about Zhu Daguan, but he had to bear the risk of being exposed.
No matter how small the risk is, if your expected return is zero, then you shouldn't do it.
Zhu Daguan shut up angrily, "Damn it, I didn't look at the almanac when I went out. I planned to brag to my brother, but ended up blowing against the iron wall."
Do you think you are a third-generation Pokémon with the Iron Wall skill installed?
Sun Ye looked at Lin Baiyao, Zhu Daguan, and then at the beautiful girl, a mask of pain appeared on his face, and he almost cried.
She actually didn't care if Zhu Daguan was bragging, but she was young and couldn't adapt to such tragic social death scenes where white knives entered and red knives came out.
What I fear most is the sudden silence of the air.
The atmosphere of embarrassment permeated the air.
Lin Baiyao looked sideways and suddenly caught a flash of cunning in the eyes of the beautiful girl.
It turns out that this guy is also a braggart!
It's hard for her to come up with such a clever way to fool Zhu Daguan in such a short period of time.
However, he did not intend to reveal that there was no need for such a strong desire to win among peers.
After all, it was Zhu Daguan who was the first to brag.
"This friend of mine loves to joke, and if you listen to him, he can make mistakes every year." Lin Baiyao spoke up in time to break the embarrassment. His rank was far higher than that of his peers here, and there was no lower limit for social death. He said with a smile: "
Didn't I just say that I was admitted to the Department of Economics despite the cutoffs? I was just a dung beetle who fell into a dinosaur cesspit - I was lucky."
The Qingli girl curled her lips and said: "Luck is as round as a ball, so naturally, it does not always fall on the heads of the kindest and noblest people."
This is Beethoven's famous line, implying that Lin Baiyao was not a good person.
Lin Baiyao saw this girl's unforgiving talk and said with a smile: "Luck usually favors those who think deeply."
This was Bacon's famous saying, and he counterattacked a little to prevent her from saying any more harsh words.
The girl Qingli obviously understood what she was saying, and she let out a light sigh and said, "You're not as superficial as the damn fat guy."
Zhu Daguan said angrily: "Who are you calling superficial?"
"Oh, there are five people here. Only the most superficial people would be stupid enough to ask who they are..."
Zhu Daguan has been in high school for three years with just one mouth. He rarely fell into a total disadvantage before three rounds like today. He said angrily: "The teeth are so sharp and the mouth is so poisonous. Did you grow up eating venomous snakes?"
"A superficial person, he lives so happily, but he still thinks that others are just like him, eating hair and drinking blood!"
"you!"
Zhu Daguan clenched his fists, glared at Qingli girl, and said, "If I hadn't seen that you were a girl, I would have challenged you to a duel after we got off the train."
The pretty girl raised her eyebrows, raised her green-white little finger, slowly pointed it down, and said contemptuously: "On you? Come on, don't wait to get off the train. I'll give you one hand, and I won't be able to KO you for three seconds.
How about I serve as your follower to your brother, the leader of the Four Great Talents, for four years?"
This girl really illustrates what it means to be more than just a person, she has pretty features and pretty eyes, and her words are comparable to those of a little green skinned girl hanging out on the street.
Zhu Daguan couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said: "Okay, as you said, don't admit defeat!"
Seeing that the literary fight was about to turn into a physical fight, Lin Baiyao was just about to persuade Zhu Daguan to stop him. Zhu Daguan suddenly felt pain in his ankle for some unknown reason and staggered towards the Qingli girl.
To others, it seemed as if he had really lost his grace and wanted to start a fight with a girl.
The space between the seats was extremely narrow, and Lin Baiyao's position meant that he had no time to stand up, so he could only sit and reach out to stop him.
A cunning look flashed across the eyes of the pretty girl again. She has long legs and slender waist, like a breeze. She moves forward with great flexibility. Her delicate hands pull and loosen, and her steps stumble. It seems simple and easy, but there are hidden secrets.
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Zhu Daguan was driven by inertia, and even Lin Baiyao had no time to stop him. His fat body fell out of the aisle next to Ren Hao.
In front of his eyes, it was like a slow motion in a movie, Lin Baiyao's slightly frowning brows, and the pretty girl's half-smiling face flashed one after another. Not to mention, she was pretty damn good-looking...
Pooh!
No matter how good-looking he is, he will still be my sworn enemy from now on!
Then he subconsciously turned his head and turned his waist stiffly, trying to let his butt land on the ground to avoid breaking his handsome face. However, at that moment, he saw Ren Hao's mouth wide open in fear.
Hey, buddy, it’s you!
Ren Hao was about to drown, but Zhu Daguan, who didn't care, grabbed his clothes, subconsciously stretched out his hands to hug him, and the two of them fell to the ground like an Arhat.
Zhu Daguan had thick skin and thick flesh, and he took advantage of the buffer created by Ren Hao's clothes to adjust in time so that his butt landed on the ground.
It should have been nothing serious at first, but Ren Hao's forehead hit him hard on the nose. It felt so sour that tears welled up in his eyes.
The Qingli girl also used her strength to make room for Zhu Daguan's body. She leaned sideways and sat on Lin Baiyao's thigh. Through the thin pants, she seemed to be able to feel the delicate elasticity and faint heat and humidity.
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Anyway, it was a moment of turmoil.
"Still not letting go?"
The pretty girl's ponytail brushed against the tip of Lin Baiyao's nose, and she could smell the refreshing fragrance. She turned her head violently, as if she was angry.
Such a close distance, the gently trembling lips, the tiny hairs on the earlobes, the youthful skin so durable, so clean that there are almost no flaws.
Lin Baiyao raised his hands with an innocent expression, indicating that he was not taking advantage of her.
Girl Qingli stood up with her hands on his thighs. Just as she was about to turn around, her right knee caught the outside of Lin Baiyao's knee and she threw herself into his arms again.
Lin Baiyao had no time to feel the warm fragrance of nephrite, and her attractive red lips came close to his ear as if unintentionally, and in a very low voice mixed with slight breathing, he said: "Catch the thief, cooperate with me!"
"rogue!"
Qingli girl pushed Lin Baiyao away and stood up for two steps, her eyes full of grievance and anger.
Although Lin Baiyao still didn't understand what Qingli girl was going to do, he was ready to wait and see what would happen. He said with a cold face: "Everyone is watching, you are the one who beat someone, and then you sit here and say you are a gangster. I see you
That’s the gangster.”
"You fart..."
When Qingli girl was about to curse, the middle-aged bald man who had been watching the fun suddenly intervened and defended her, saying: "Girl, I will testify for you that he is acting like a hooligan. Don't be afraid. Let's call the police and catch the bad guys."
stand up!"
It was not their turn to call the police. They heard that someone was playing hooligans, and the enthusiastic passengers nearby had already dragged two police officers over.
When the police officer asked the reason, girl Qingli seemed a little scared and said: "No, it's nothing..."
The middle-aged uncle hurriedly said: "Comrade, it's like this. I saw him hugging and touching this girl with my own eyes. He was stopped resolutely by others, and then he became angry in shame and allowed his friends to beat her..."
Zhu Daguan, who had just gotten up from the ground, was furious. He was about to refute, but was stopped by Lin Baiyao's eyes.
The policeman looked at Lin Baiyao with stern eyes and asked, "Girl, is that so?"
The girl Qingli shook her head and said: "No..."
The middle-aged uncle became anxious and said: "Girl, don't be afraid. I can tell at a glance that he is not a good person... Comrade, this is my ID card. I am a middle-level cadre of a state-owned enterprise. I will not lie..."
As he spoke, he picked up the black leather bag placed on the seat, opened it, and was shocked, saying: "Where is my money? I clearly have a thousand dollars in my bag, why can't I find it? Who, who stole it from me?"
Money?”
He pointed at Lin Baiyao and said: "You must have stolen my money... Comrade, his seat is on the opposite side. He had to change seats in the middle. He sat next to me. Until now, I have never gone out to steal money."
He is the only one!"
The people eating melons around me exclaimed, "One thousand yuan is a lot of money. If it has been stolen, you have to check it carefully."
"A thief? It's not like that. He's so handsome..."
"Lard has deceived you? What does being a bad guy have to do with looks?"
"That's right, no matter how talented you are, they are all dressed like beasts."
"Brother, what do you do? You speak very well..."
"What's the matter! I'm a fortune teller. I'll scare you by reading two idioms..."
"Fortune teller? Who is better in your profession or a qigong master?"
"Qigong masters are all liars..."
"Bah, you are the liar! I am a qigong practitioner, do you dare to make gestures?"
Listening to the chaotic noise nearby, Lin Baiyao actually understood the middle-aged uncle's routine at this time.
He was jealous that Lin Baiyao had ruined his good fortune by changing seats just now, and deliberately set up a trap to frame him.
But the problem is that in this bureau, you have to put the marked cash on yourself, and then you can identify it in front of the police.
Otherwise, it will be empty talk and useless.
Lin Baiyao put his hands into his pants pockets, his face suddenly changed, and he said, "I didn't steal his money."
The middle-aged uncle showed a proud smile and said: "Comrade, ask him to turn his pockets out. The money must be there. There are two hundred-yuan bills with a spring swallow drawn in the upper left corner with red ink..."
The policeman also noticed the change in Lin Baiyao's expression and said, "Please cooperate with our work and turn your pockets out!"