Then there were several more shouts and curses, and it was quite a commotion.
Yu Wenyi let out a contemptuous sneer and said: "Do you think it's high school? You dare to fight in college. Do you want to be expelled?"
Yang Haichao asked: "Which department's dormitory is above?"
"Law!"
Yu Bangyan, a know-it-all, started gossiping and said: "This year, a very beautiful new student came to the law school, named Lu Qingwu. On the first day of the orientation, the senior students in charge of the orientation went to the law school grounds to watch the excitement. It is said that when they came back, they all had nothing to eat or drink.
think……"
"Is there anything else?"
Yang Haichao reported on the second day and did not encounter this big scene. He said: "Is it really that beautiful? What building is the girls' dormitory of the law school?"
Yu Bangyan smiled and said: "Anyway, it's not the building opposite us..."
Yang Haichao stroked the telescope and sighed: "Hey, I want to see a beauty but I can't. What's the use of this treasure?"
Lin Baiyao almost complained, "With the way you meet a beauty, if the beauty knows about it, it will make your big and little babies useless!"
Yu Wenyi said: "It's as if he has never seen a woman before. One nose and two eyes? There are five organs in the face. How many arrangements and combinations can there be? Let me tell you, no matter how beautiful you are, how beautiful can you be? How beautiful can you be?
Why not play basketball..."
This ending is very spiritual.
Yu Bangyan said: "Brother Yi, Lu Qingwu may be different. I went to find out. She is from Mizhi County, Longyuan Province. Mizhi County is known as the 'Beauty County'. It is juxtaposed with Dongjiang. It has been rich in beauties since ancient times.
Good place. Everyone knows Diao Chan. There is a saying that Diao Chan is a Mizhi person..."
Yang Haichao said: "Speaking of Diao Chan, when I came to report yesterday, the senior who picked me up boasted that the University of Finance and Economics cannot compare to Suhuai University, but the quantity and quality of beauties are definitely far ahead."
Lin Baiyao gave him a compliment and said, "There must be fragrant grass within ten steps?"
"It's not called There Will Be Grass Within Ten Steps, but it's made into a jingle..."
Fan Xibai wondered: "Jingle? How can there be a jingle?"
Yang Haichao said disdainfully: "Lack of education limits your imagination, doesn't it?" He and Fan Xibai were familiar with each other, and he knew that the other would not care if he made some jokes, "Listen carefully: there are as many Xi Shi as dogs, and Diao Chan walks everywhere, want to see them
If Zhaojun doesn't get out of the way, Yuhuan will still be behind the dog..."
Fan Xibai praised: "Awesome! The four beauties in ancient times are not worthy of being a maid in our Caidalian..."
"That's a big fortune, but it's synonymous with beauty!" Yang Haichao said: "The senior kindly told me that I must have more girlfriends. Don't imitate him and eat the delicacies of the mountain. In the end, I was cheated.
I have been a monk for two years, and the callus on my left hand is thicker than the curtains of the women’s dormitory..."
"Comrade Bangyan, I have to criticize you! Can't we allow left-handed people to have fun?"
Yu Bangyan laughed loudly, surrendered, and said, "My fault, my fault! Let's do this. I'll treat you tonight, and the brothers will go to Lao Yangji outside Gate No. 6, and we'll have pig's trotter rice."
Smart people have begun to work hard to integrate into the new environment and make new friends. But stubborn people, such as Zhou Yuming, are still missing.
The university is an ivory tower and a big dyeing vat with all kinds of paints in it.
Some people are good at planning. From the first stroke, they can outline the general outline of the future, such as postgraduate entrance examinations, public examinations, going abroad, and employment. The arrangements are clear;
Some are good at learning, but they are ignorant when they first arrive, but then they grow rapidly, and by the time they graduate, they are even better than those who planned from the beginning;
And some are complacent, some are self-righteous, and some are playing with things to lose their ambition, and the results can be imagined.
For example, among the six people in 503, Yu Wenyi has a good family background, but he was born at the end of others. It doesn't mean much whether he works hard or not.
But he didn't skip classes much, and he never failed a class in four years of college.
Yang Haichao may not have much money, but he should be powerful. Unlike Yu Wenyi, he didn't work hard at all. He was just messing around in college, but he lived a good life after graduation.
Yu Bangyan is an ordinary person, but he is a smart person among ordinary people. He knows that he must pay more in order to get more, so he became very active and proactive as soon as he entered university.
Later, as expected, he succeeded in rising in class.
Fan Xibai, on the other hand, drifted with the crowd in college and settled in with the situation after graduation. He lived a bumpy life, getting married and divorced, mediocre, and his life was over at a glance.
As for Zhou Yuming, after taking the postgraduate entrance examination, he found a job as a teacher, but he couldn't stand some unspoken rules and had an upright temper. He offended the leader and was never rated as an associate professor. In the end, he stabbed the leader with a knife and was imprisoned.
He is a good person, Lin Baiyao has always thought so, but his character determines his destiny. If he does not change, he can only face the cold reality.
However, this is the ending of the previous life. Lin Baiyao has started over and has affected the fate of many people. Who knows what will happen to these people in the dormitory?
…
Yu Wenyi didn't care who was treating him, and he didn't care about money-related matters.
If you want to treat me, just treat me, pig's trotter rice is not worth much.
When no one wants to invite you, then I will invite you. It will definitely be high-end and classy, so that the brothers can eat and drink well.
What he cares about now is:
"What's left-handed and right-handed? What's left-handed entertainment? What do you say every day? Why can't I understand?"
Yu Wenyi was very unhappy and felt that his intelligence had been insulted.
To be admitted to the University of Finance and Economics, there is absolutely no problem with IQ, but the problem is actually emotional intelligence.
This time Lin Baiyao did not explain to him, but turned to support Yu Bangyan and said: "Okay, Lao Yangji's pig's trotter rice is famous for its deliciousness, but it just costs you money, Yu Da..."
"Yu Da, why did you call him Yu Da? How can he be older than me?" Yang Haichao sat on the stool, grinning and spreading his legs shamelessly.
This person has an innate sense of obscenity. He exudes an aura of obscenity anytime, anywhere, regardless of occasion or object.
Yu Bangyan was obviously not used to Yang Haichao's style, and he was almost suffocated by his exquisite and exquisite style.
This time Yu Wenyi understood it for the rare occasion. He didn't mind watching the excitement and laughed and said: "Bangyan, I can't bear this. Come on, take off your clothes and let's compare."
Yu Bangyan smiled and refused, saying: "No, no..."
Seeing that he refused, Yu Wenyi asked Lin Baiyao, "Baiyao, how do you know which of them is bigger?"
Lin Baiyao saw that the topic was completely sidetracked. He was also speechless to Yang Haichao. He smiled bitterly and explained the origin of "Yu Da", which was equivalent to stealing the nickname that would only be given a few months later.
As a result, everyone felt good after hearing it, so Yu Bangyan successfully became "Yu Da".
"What about me? Baiyao, give me one too!" Yang Haichao said.
"That's right, let's just give it a nickname and make it friendly." Yu Wenyi became interested and said, "Baiyao, give me a domineering one!"
"And me." Fan Xibai followed the crowd.
"Hai Chao knows a lot, so I think he should be called King of Understanding. Brother Yi's surname is Yuwen, and Yuwen is from the royal family of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, but one dormitory cannot accommodate two kings, so why not call him Taiwei, Taiwei Yuwen, don't you think that's domineering?"
Yang Haichao silently recited two sentences of "Understanding the King" and applauded: "Okay, I like it. From now on, you can call me Understanding the King." What he didn't know was that in his previous life, his nickname was Brother Lang. The tide was turbulent, so it was naturally enough. Now.
From Brother Lang to Understanding King, I don't know whether I should be happy or sad.
"Lieutenant Yuwen...Liuwei...Baiyao, what score did you get in the Chinese language test of the college entrance examination?"
"Not high, one hundred and thirty-three."
"Oh my God! Is it true or false?"
"One hundred and thirty-three, is it a high ranking nationwide?"
"Then if you don't go to Qingbei and Suhuai University, why do you come to Cai University?"
Lin Baiyao smiled slightly and said: "The English test was terrible. The multiple-choice questions relied on formulas: three long and one short, choose the shortest, three short and one long, choose the longest, two long and two short, choose b, and uneven, choose d. The entire essay
The reading questions you copied, do you still expect to clear the north? If you can come to the University of Finance and Economics, you may have saved the Milky Way in your previous life!"
"This rhyme is perfect when spoken!" Yu Wenyi clapped his hands and said, "From now on, everyone will remember it, and I will be called Taiwei."
Fan Xibai hurriedly asked: "Where's mine?"
"You, Fan Xibai, if you read it backwards, you are Bai Porridge. When choosing nicknames, follow the simple principle. Remove Bai and call it Porridge. And Zhou Yuming, remove Ming and call him Zhou Yu."
One is Yu Da, one is Taiwei, one is Wang Wang, and one is Zhou Yu. This kind of momentum and literary talent are like porridge to me, and others would definitely not agree with them.
But Fan Xi was a Buddhist, so he nodded and said: "Porridge is good, no one can do without it in the morning, it has a sense of presence."
"What about you, Baiyao, what's your nickname?" Yu Bangyan asked.
"My high school nickname was Lao Yao..."
…
Once we figured out the nicknames, our mutual feelings immediately took a qualitative leap, because nicknames are the best way to distance each other, and they are also the catalyst and stabilizing force for cohesion in the dormitory.
"I'll go up there and take a look. It'll be quiet now. I guess the commotion is over."
Yu Bangyan went upstairs for more than ten minutes, and when he came back he was full of wonder and said to everyone: "Guess what? The plot of an idol drama..."
"Tell me about it!" Yang Haichao was particularly interested in stories about beauties.
"Tang Yi, a freshman in the School of Business Administration, and Lu Qingwu, a freshman in the Law School, are childhood sweethearts. I heard that in order to pursue Lu Qingwu, he gave up the opportunity to study abroad at Harvard Business School and condescended to come to us.
The school is studying management... Those two perverts from the law department, who live in the dormitory above us, 603, were probably fascinated by Lu Qingwu, and made a few obscene remarks, which happened to be overheard by Tang Yi's friend in the opposite dormitory of the business department.
, directly called six people to block the bed, and slapped their faces with slippers..."
"So exciting?"
Yang Haichao's focus was on Tang Yi. As for those two-colored skinned people, let them be beaten. It's okay to have thoughts about beauty. Men understand it.
But don't let anyone discover you.
If you are really discovered, I will fight you if you don't dare. If you can't beat me, you will be beaten. There is nothing to say.
"Tang Yi can enter the business school, he is a real academic master..."
"The top student? It's the top student!"
Yu Bangyan whispered: "Do you know Tang Yi's background? He seems to be the son of the boss of Longyue Group..."
Yang Haichao was stunned and said: "Does it have a good background?"
Yu Wenyi showed rare seriousness and nodded cautiously, saying: "Longyue Group? That really has a great background..."