There are mountains, lakes and parks around Wenlan Road. The environment is quiet and elegant, with a variety of food and entertainment. It has always been the favorite place for students from all universities in Yuezhou.
After traveling back and forth in the maze-like city and walking through several back streets and alleys that I might never pass, I finally found the small shop Lin Baiyao mentioned at the door of a dilapidated residential area.
Although the store is not big, the name is not small, and it is full of Jianghu atmosphere:
The ninth in the world.
"Ninth in the world? Interesting!"
Ye Sushang looked east and west and asked curiously: "Is this your first time in Yuezhou? How did you know that there is a delicious restaurant in such a remote place?"
Lin Baiyao asked back: "Don't you think this place is dirty?"
Ye Sushang disagreed and said: "Five stars are clean? Uncle Yan is the cook. He told me that as long as the food tastes good and you don't have diarrhea after eating, it is a good place. Don't be too picky, the chef's skills are good."
, actually much cleaner than most people.”
"What if it doesn't taste good?" Lin Baiyao said with a smile.
Ye Sushang cast a look of care for mentally retarded children and said: "The original sin of opening a restaurant is that it tastes bad! The food is not delicious and it is not clean. Why should I come here to spend money to get torture? Just like you men, you are ugly.
, is also the original sin. When a handsome man is dirty, it is masculine, but when an ugly man is dirty, it stinks!"
Lin Baiyao felt that he was being connoted, and said angrily: "Superficial! What's wrong with being ugly? Look at those beautiful celebrities in Hong Kong and Taiwan, how many good-looking husbands do you marry in the end?"
"That's different. There are too many handsome guys that female celebrities deal with. After seeing all the prosperity, the attraction of being handsome to them is far less than the sense of security that money brings them."
In fact, Ye Sushang is right, this society is such a reality, appearance is justice, and wealth is justice.
When a man is young, he can deceive a girl by being handsome, but when the girl grows up, he will never be able to do it without money.
But the truth is the truth. For the well-being of the 90% of male compatriots who are average-looking and have little money, Lin Baiyao must resolutely refute her harmful remarks.
"Distorted views! After having enough fun, you still don't want to find an honest person to take over. Instead, you go to find an old rich man. What should an honest person do?"
Ye Sushang smiled sweetly, like a ripe melon, sweetening the whole autumn, and said: "Lin Baiyao, why are you so reactive? What? You have no confidence in your appearance?"
"cut!"
Lin Baiyao admitted that Ye Sushang had a beautiful smile, but compared with beauty, he loved truth more.
"I'm not a girl like you who has nothing but good looks. I pay more attention to the soul! Beauty and ugliness are given by parents, there is no reason to dislike them. A person's charm comes from his strong personality, not his appearance and wallet
.”
"Pah! Pah! Pah!"
Ye Sushang turned into an emotionless applause machine and said: "You should not be a friend of women in the University of Finance and Economics. You should run for the president of the student union. You can speak with high-sounding words without a blushing face or a beating heart. You are simply a born leader."
"You still have the nerve to say that?" Lin Bai was so angry that he said, "It's not to eliminate the bad influence you have brought to me. I don't have to go out of my way to please girls..."
"Oh, you have to be cheap and behave well! I have heard girls talk about you in the philosophy department far away from the center of the University of Finance and Economics. They said that classmate Lin Baiyao is gentle and caring. If you can catch him as your boyfriend, you will laugh out loud in your dreams."
"Then don't you have to wake up laughing every day?"
"No, no, I am a girl and I am not worthy of your title of friend of women..."
The two of them were bickering and pushing open the door of the hotel. The tangy fragrance instantly filled their minds, making Ye Sushang forget even the Lin Baiyao beside him.
The fly restaurant not only has flies, but also delicious food!
Carrot rice, fried vinegar pork, oyster omelette, bamboo shoot jelly, the characteristics of Fujian cuisine are all displayed in this humble shop.
It was fresh, mellow, meaty, and not greasy. The two of them devoured the food, each with seven or eight small portions. When they were halfway through eating, Lin Baiyao suddenly said: "Show me your new mobile phone."
…”
Ye Sushang was immersed in cooking and pushed the mobile phone box on the dining table.
Lin Baiyao took it apart and saw that it was indeed a fake model, almost the same as the real one.
There is a huge industrial chain behind this, otherwise it would be impossible to create such realistic props. If Ye Sushang insisted on checking again at that time, the scammer had no way out, and he could also use the phone to be out of battery as a pretext, because it is difficult to judge from the appearance and weight.
If you tell the difference, there is a high probability that you can fool it.
After all, 1998 was not the year when mobile phones were popularized. It was the first time for many people to touch and see mobile phones, and a market for scammers was born.
"It's not this. Where's the real phone you got?"
Ye Sushang continued to cook and said: "Put it in the bag yourself."
Lin Baiyao smiled and said, "You don't treat me like an outsider..." He took out the real mobile phone from the interlayer of the pink bear bag, turned it on and played with it for a while, then put it into his pants pocket as if nothing had happened.
"Um?"
Ye Sushang was finally willing to put down his chopsticks, his beautiful eyes full of confusion: "What are you doing?"
"Su Shang..."
"No, please call me by my full name, I'm getting goosebumps."
Lin Baiyao smiled and said: "Classmate Ye, we are not here to eat, but to settle accounts. On the day of the military training, the singing competition between the two classes was the instructor's idea. It has nothing to do with me, right? Yang Haichao wants to leave a deep impression on you,
Even if you don't hesitate to make a fool of yourself and act nice, it has nothing to do with me, right?"
Ye Sushang's eyes were as bright as autumn water, and he said with a half-smile, "What then?"
"Then you framed me so insidiously that no matter where I went in the next few days, I was spit on by girls. My reputation as gentle as jade was greatly insulted, and my young and pure heart was greatly hurt. I cried every night.
, I was so miserable that I almost dropped out of school if I hadn’t been ashamed of my parents’ ardent hopes..."
The smile on Ye Sushang's lips widened, he came closer to Lin Baiyao, held his chin with one hand, and said in a long tone, "It's so - tragic, what happens next?"
"I have suffered so much pain. Based on emotion and logic, shouldn't you give me some mental compensation?"
"Oh, Lin Baiyao, it's true that I'm sorry for you, and you deserve compensation..."
Ye Sushang sat up straight, wrapped his fingers around a strand of black hair hanging from his temples, and said shyly, "How about I really be your girlfriend, so that you don't have to bear this false reputation in vain?"
Lin Baiyao waved his hand and said angrily: "That's not enough..."
"you dislike me?"
Ye Sushang's eyebrows stood up and his face turned cold. He grabbed the bamboo chopsticks on the table with his right hand. He couldn't help but use his thumb and clicked, breaking the bamboo chopsticks into two pieces.
Lin Baiyao's crotch tightened, and his expression was extremely serious, saying: "How can I match the almost perfect classmate Ye? Besides, the damage I suffered was not as great as I imagined. I only need a second-hand Nokia 5110 to make up for it...
"
Ye Sushang stared at him for a full minute. When the atmosphere became serious, he suddenly laughed and said: "You are self-aware! It's okay. I can give you the mobile phone. Anyway, I can't get this kind of ill-gotten wealth."
I have a family motto, but I can’t use it myself. I planned to randomly find a handsome guy to give it to me on the way back to school... Although you are ugly and don’t fit my taste, but look at what you brought me to eat today.
For the sake of a good meal, if you don’t give it to anyone, just take it.”
Of course Lin Baiyao was joking with Ye Sushang, but seeing her being so generous and cheerful, he was a little surprised.
But then I thought about it, the customers served by Yanzimen are all wealthy people who are either rich or expensive. They make a few random moves and are paid very well. She should be very favored by her family. It is reasonable to look down on these ill-gotten gains.
.
"Fortunately, my ancestors were poor farmers for eight generations, and we don't have this weird family tradition of not treating money as money. I'll take the phone! Hey, don't tell me, the mental trauma was healed immediately!"
Lin Baiyao is thick-skinned. Anyway, if you want to give it away, I will take it. If this is an insult to my personality, then please insult me a few more times.
"It's not that simple, I have a condition!"
"You say!"
"You're going to pretend to be my boyfriend!"
"What?"
Lin Baiyao immediately took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket, raised his hand to throw it back, and said: "The conditions are too harsh, I refuse!"
Ye Sushang sneered: "Lin Baiyao, my patience has its limit. Do you know what is more embarrassing than fighting with a woman?"
Lin Baiyao has always been good at brain teasers and answered without thinking: "I can't beat him!"
Ye Sushang raised his eyebrows sarcastically.
Lin Baiyao thought for a moment, then put the phone back into his pocket and said, "You have to give me a reason, right?"
Ye Sushang rarely showed the troubled look of a young daughter and said: "Because I don't want to fall in love in college... But I can't help it. I'm really annoyed to death by those locust-like boys. During military training, some people wrote love letters.
I went to the dormitory of the Department of Philosophy to inquire about it. After the military training, I even exaggerated. It was really annoying..."
Lin Baiyao suppressed his laughter and said, "Then why did you choose me? I'm so ugly, but I don't fit in with your aesthetics?"
"Cheapskate!"
Ye Sushang said angrily: "I gave you my cell phone. Do you still remember what I said to hurt you deliberately?" She paused, and her temperament suddenly became as calm as an abyss, and said: "Because you are the only one who has seen me.
On the other side, that me is the real me!"
Lin Baiyao accepted this reason. With Ye Sushang's complicated identity, her vision and knowledge must be incomparable to those boys on the university campus who have not yet faded away from their immature colors.
But he would never accept the loss-making business of selling himself because of a broken mobile phone.
"You don't want to fall in love in college, but I still want to fall in love in college. Do you know that pretending to be your boyfriend will hurt the hearts of many good sisters?"
Ye Sushang had obviously expected what Lin Baiyao would say, and said: "Girlfriend is not a cabbage in your kitchen. You can have one whenever you want. Our cooperative relationship will only last until you meet."
How about when you like a girl and are ready to pursue her?"
"this……"
Lin Baiyao felt that it was not unacceptable, and said: "You will definitely not fulfill your obligations as a girlfriend, and I will not enjoy the rights of a boyfriend..."
Ye Sushang took over and said: "Let me just say, you are a very self-aware person..."
This time it was Lin Baiyao who raised his middle finger and said, "Then we have to make a three-part agreement!"
"You say!"
"We meet at most once a week, either in the library or in the cafeteria. Just let others see us together."
"Coincidentally!"
"Don't come to me if you have nothing to do. No, don't come to me if you have something to do!"
"Don't worry, I'm busy and don't have time to look for you!"
"I will not introduce you to my roommate, and you should not introduce me to your roommate. You will not participate in any of the other party's circles, nor will you involve any of the other party's privacy."
Ye Sushang smiled broadly, clapped his hands excitedly, and said, "Lin Baiyao, if you weren't ugly, and you were so considerate, it would actually be pretty good to be friends with you..."
Lin Baiyao snorted and said: "Classmate Ye, you are wrong. I am not empathic. I am empathic. I am empathic. The clothes of clothes..."