I originally thought that only middle-aged and older women would like to be matchmakers. When they see someone, they insist on making a couple regardless of whether they are suitable or not.
Unexpectedly, Ma Yun had such a hobby at such a young age.
Who is Lu Qingwu?
I am my childhood sweetheart Tang Yi, and my family background should be pretty good. I have already said that I am a poor student, are they a good match?
However, Lin Baiyao reacted instantly and made another empiricist error.
Young men and women of this era are full of pure and beautiful fantasies about youth and love, which have even turned into contempt for social wealth and status. If I am poor and I work hard, I will have a sense of spiritual superiority.
For example, the main content of mainstream novels, movies, TV shows, operas, etc. is still the story of a poor boy and a wealthy daughter.
People like to hear and see.
In later generations, social wealth and status finally took precedence over the spiritual world. This kind of routine no longer had a market, so stories about domineering CEOs and ordinary girls became popular.
When women woke up, the market was further segmented, and independent female images represented by heroines gradually came onto the stage and occupied a third of the world.
All history is contemporary history, and all cultural communication is a reflection of contemporary people’s thinking and cognition in reality.
Therefore, Ma Yun felt that Lin Baiyao was handsome, energetic, had a good personality, and was neither humble nor overbearing, so he was one of the ideal boyfriend candidates, regardless of wealth or status!
I introduced him to Lu Qingwu, and I didn’t have any intention of forcing them to get along. I just thought that since they were both freshmen, there would be no harm in expanding their social circle. Maybe after knowing each other for a long time, they could catch their eyes and it would work?
"Senior sister thinks so highly of me, I sincerely thank you. But, I think this is not good. If you want to join the drama club, it must be based on your love for dialogue dramas, not to find a girlfriend..."
Lin Baiyao said in an awe-inspiring manner: "Now I have to study first, then make money, then find time to develop hobbies, and finally find a girlfriend. Senior sister, please wait for me to sort out all aspects. Once I want to join a club,
, I will definitely ask you to join the drama club."
Ma Yun said boldly: "Okay, it's settled, the drama club has reserved a seat for you. If you want to come, see my senior sister anytime you want."
I had a great time eating this meal. In college, the friends I meet are so casual. I can make friends playing ball, making friends in class, and casually chatting on the street.
Multiple friends and multiple paths, whether in college or in society, the more the better!
When we returned to the dormitory, the other five people had already returned, surrounding Yang Haichao not knowing what to say.
"What's wrong? You're looking sad?"
Yu Bangyan turned his head and said with a smile: "King understands that he has been hit."
After asking, I found out that Yu Bangyan, Fan Xibai and Zhou Yuming all sent their seniors to the cafeteria and politely separated, each going to eat his or her own meal.
Fan Xibai is probably not interested in her senior sister, while Yu Bangyan is relatively slow to show interest and left his contact information. Whether there will be a follow-up depends on fate.
Zhou Yuming simply has no other ideas. I will contribute, and you will provide the bicycle. The men and women will be matched and the ride will end in the cafeteria.
Yang Haichao was different. He shamelessly pestered his senior sister for a meal. When they separated, he wanted to ask him to go shopping next time, but his senior sister mercilessly scolded him.
Senior sister said:
Classmate, when we first met, you were strong and strong, and you fulfilled your promise of letting me be the first to eat chili fried pork bibimbap at the Fourth Restaurant.
I appreciate it.
But you talk about traveling around, about martial arts, and about the sense of security that one can fight against ten. You also imply that you are fierce and long-lasting, vulgar, exaggerated, and arrogant. I don't like it very much.
After finishing this meal, I saved face for you. If you are still so ignorant of yourself, don't blame me for speaking harshly.
Yang Haichao felt sad.
Not only is this senior girl good-looking, but she is also big enough that she has to be supported by the dining table when eating, which is what he likes the most.
Pity!
When I returned to the dormitory, I heard that Yu Wenyi was being stalked by the tall and beautiful senior student asking for his cell phone number and inviting him to go see a movie on the weekend. In comparison, I was even more heartbroken.
Lin Baiyao suppressed a smile and said: "It's just a one-time meeting, isn't it? If you are rejected, go for the next one. Isn't this your rule for picking up girls?"
"It's different, it's different!"
Yang Haichao was dejected and said: "Before I went to college, I didn't have the opportunity to develop in depth with my female classmates. I suppressed this childish spirit and wanted to release it in college. Who knew that I didn't win the first battle, met Ye Sushang, and was humiliated, and then
It's Huang Bingying, and she was humiliated again..."
Lin Baiyao had a headache and said: "Stop! By the way, before I had time to ask yesterday, didn't you and Huang Bingying and Mao Lili go to the Internet cafe? Why did she humiliate you?"
"Huang Bingying is shy. She said at most ten sentences in the afternoon, and eight of the ten were asking about Captain Yuwen..."
Lin Baiyao's heart tightened. Is it fate? He is almost pretending to be an African by pretending to be black, or can he cut off the bad fate between Huang Bingying and Yu Wenyi?
"I was able to handle the previous two humiliations calmly, but today I was humiliated again and my defense broke..."
Everyone looked at each other, were they really hurt by the senior sister's words?
It shouldn’t be. Aren’t Yang Haichao’s nerves made of steel bars?
Yu Bangyan pushed Lin Baiyao.
Lin Baiyao coughed dryly and was about to open his mouth to comfort him when Yang Haichao raised his head and said seriously: "I think there is something wrong with my rules for picking up girls..."
"Huh? What?" Lin Baiyao was stunned.
Yang Haichao explained: "The rule I learned from the animal world is that when chasing girls, you must first learn from fireflies. When male fireflies court, they will emit specific flashes to attract female fireflies. Just like what I said when I invited my senior sister today:
The fastest speed, like shining my light, really attracted her..."
Fan Xibai said: "Wait a minute, I'll take my notes."
Yang Haichao really waited for him to take out a pen and paper, and continued: "If you attract people, you must imitate the summer cicadas. Female cicadas will like male cicadas with loud sounds and melodious tunes. In other words, you must be able to blow.
, the hype is overwhelming, and people are confused by it. Your shortcomings no longer exist, your advantages bloom, and then you have the opportunity to take the next step."
Fan Xibai listened with fascination and said: "What's the next step?"
"The next step is to learn from scorpion flies..."
Fan Xibai quickly raised his hand and said, "What is a scorpion fly?"
"Scorpion flies are a type of holometabolous insects..."
"Oh..." Fan Xibai said in a long voice and chuckled: "You're all a pervert, I understand!"
Yang Haichao cast an encouraging look and said: "Yes, totally abnormal! The male scorpionfly will give the female scorpionfly delicious insects as gifts. The more gifts they give, the more valuable they are. The more they suit the female scorpionfly's wishes, the more likely they are to mate.
opportunity. Otherwise, the female scorpionfly will curl up its abdomen and refuse to mate."
"Oh my God! Is there anything like this?"
"Yes, a woman is just like a scorpion fly. You have to get a gift to break open her closed door... no, the door of her heart. So after I finished blowing, I asked my senior sister to go shopping next time. This is simply...
"I'm going to give you a gift" was written on my forehead... What happened? I was humiliated by my senior sister again..."
Yang Haichao fell into deep self-doubt and said: "Ye Sushang and Huang Bingying, I'm just trying out my skills in a small way, and I don't have full firepower. Moreover, at Ye Sushang's level, he has a deep love for the old demon. Even though he was defeated,
Rong. Huang Bingying, I just made a tentative attack. When I saw that her mind was not on me, I called my troops back. But this senior sister has similar appearance to Huang Bingying, slightly better figure, family background, education, and special skills are only mediocre. Logically speaking,
Under my crazy attack of picking up girls, even if you are not interested, you won’t be given no chance at all.”
The dormitory was eerily silent.
Animals who know tricks are always successful, but men who know tricks are always hit the wall. Not to mention that he can't figure it out, Fan Xibai can't figure it out either, and said: "That's right, why? If I were a woman and chased by you like this, I probably wouldn't be able to last three rounds.
…”
What's this?
This is Wolong and Fengxia from 503!
"But it turns out that my law has failed!"
Yang Haichao said numbly: "Brothers, I have been watching "Animal World" for eight years since elementary school. Teacher Zhao's voice has almost become my belief. Even in my dreams, I shout that spring is here, everything will revive, and animals will come back again.
Here we are... However, it's useless, useless..."
As if in the long winter, the dying geese call, shrill and unwilling, lingering in the wilderness.
It's like a warrior who has been cultivating for many years and comes down the mountain after success, only to find that there is no greater sorrow than the sorrow of death!
Yu Bangyan pushed Lin Baiyao again.
Lin Baiyao coughed again and prepared to comfort him.
Yang Haichao suddenly stood up, bowed to Yu Wenyi, and said: "Women are afraid of marrying the wrong person, and men are afraid of getting into the wrong career. Obviously, I am on the wrong path! Today is a wake-up call for me to understand it completely. I want to pray
The Taiwei is a teacher..."
Yu Wenyi was startled and said: "Ah, learn from me? I don't know how to chase girls..."
And Versailles, right?
Yang Haichao almost gritted his teeth and said: "You don't know how to chase, but you let a girl chase you. In this state, you are completely worthy of my master!"
The farce that happened in the dormitory passed with everyone laughing, and they made an appointment to go drinking on the weekend to help Yang Haichao heal his emotional wounds.
It is foreseeable that for a long time to come, one of the reasons why 503 will drink alcohol is to prepare for Yang Haichao's broken love.
In the afternoon, he went to the computer room to take two classes of computer basics. After class, Lin Baiyao went directly to the hotel, met up with Chu Gang and others, got on the Hutouben, and headed to Quanlou District, where Zhao's head office is located.
Mr. Zhao and several subordinates were waiting outside the company's office building. When they saw the tiger's head running, his eyes lit up.
When doing business, everyone hopes that their partners are strong enough, and Hu Touben is the best proof of that!
Ye Xi got out of the car first from the passenger side, ran quickly, turned to the side, opened the door with both hands, and waited respectfully for Lin Baiyao to appear.
Beautiful girl with beautiful car, full of style.
As for Mr. Zhao's cooperation with the boss of a small place like Dongjiang, his subordinates had repeatedly tried to stop him, but they were a little dissatisfied. Now that they saw Lin Baiyao's appearance, they accepted it.
"Mr. Lin, it's really hard to wait for you to come here. Welcome."
Mr. Zhao was particularly enthusiastic. He held Lin Baiyao's hand and shook it vigorously. Lin Baiyao smiled and said, "I just came back from Austria. I kept Mr. Zhao waiting for a long time."
After greetings, Mr. Zhao took everyone to the company on the 9th floor.
The rent of commercial office buildings is cheap these days. Mr. Zhao was generous and rented an entire floor, more than 1,200 square meters. The decoration is relatively high-grade and the office environment is not bad.
Dozens of employees in the company lined the streets to welcome us, making the atmosphere lively and lively. But as a cultural and entertainment company, it seemed a bit like a cultural desert.
Mr. Zhao arranged to have tea and take a break. Lin Baiyao smiled and said: "I don't have much time, let's hurry up and talk about business."
"Okay, the conference room is ready. Mr. Lin is here to invite you."
He accompanied Lin Baiyao to the conference room. On the long oval mahogany table were the prepared plans and the sample book of "The Revolution of Learning".
Lin Baiyao picked up the book and turned to the first page. His mind seemed to have returned to his previous life, that crazy era when the whole country was scrambling to discuss a book.