Chapter 13: The Monkey King is passed down all over town
Fang Tian had been worried and concerned about the reaction of those high-level warriors. At this time, seeing those hidden turbulent undercurrents quietly dissipating, he finally breathed a long sigh of relief. While relieved, he couldn't help feeling depressed at the same time——
Why bother! Did I offend someone? Wasn’t it just telling a story?
At this time, the impact of Journey to the West was unprecedented in the entire town, and it had the tendency to become the center of the storm and spread rapidly to surrounding towns.
Someone made an iron rod, covered both ends with gold, carried it on his shoulder, and walked around the street. Then from time to time someone shouted: "Sun Wukong! Golden Cudgel!"
Then there were more golden hoops on the streets.
In addition to ordinary people, some warriors also changed their weapons to golden cudgels!
After hearing such news from the people in the regiment, Fang Tian couldn't help but shake his head. This guy who can even change the weapons he uses to eat, isn't he afraid of being hacked by someone who is not familiar with the weapons for a while?
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What made Fang Tian dumbfounded the most was that within a few days, the brother in the regiment named Shouhou also had a golden cudgel in his hand. When he swung it on the martial arts training ground every morning, it was so impressive!
This made those little guys so greedy that they all made a fuss and refused to obey.
So not long after, these little guys each had a small golden hoop in their hands. Of course, the two ends were not covered with gold, but with copper! Some were not even made of iron, but of wood.
Fortunately, they didn't care about this, and they all smiled with joy.
There are those circuses and acrobatic troupes that used to do bear taming, lion taming, and bird taming, but now they have all changed their careers and switched to monkey taming! Otherwise, there would be no fans at all.
It is said that in Big Rock City, which is the closest city to Red Rock Town, the pets of many children in the city have turned into monkeys.
So the monkeys in the forest were in bad luck. These guys, who used to be almost worthless, are now worth twice as much! But it's hard to say whether they will be happy about this.
On the other hand, Fang Tian unintentionally opened up a new money-making channel for various mercenary groups in Hongshi Town.
There was a stone statue erected in front of a small hotel - a stone monkey carrying a golden hoop. As a result, the number of customers doubled within a short period of time!
But this business did not last long. Within a few days, the little boss fell into disrepair. Someone came to his door at night and beat him into a pig's head. The stone statue in front of the hotel was also smashed.
Then the Wolf Fang Mercenary Group, which was about as powerful as the Red Stone Mercenary Group in Red Rock Town, erected a stone statue of Sun Wukong that was more than three feet high in front of the largest hotel in the town.
Underneath the Sun Wukong, there are still more than ten Sun Wukongs of various kinds standing, sitting, and lying down.
Every day, people from this town, other towns, and even Big Rock City come here specifically to visit, and there is an endless stream of tourists staying in the hotel!
Not long after, the Langya mercenary group simply stepped up their game, hired a skilled master mason from Giant Rock City at a high price, and began carving various shapes of Sun Wukong.
There is the magician Sun Wukong, there is the priest Sun Wukong, there is the martial artist Sun Wukong...
There is a Sun Wukong with angry eyes, a Sun Wukong with kind eyebrows, a Sun Wukong who laughs heartily, and a Sun Wukong who bows his head and sheds tears...
There is Sun Wukong who is fishing, there is Sun Wukong who is picking fruits, there is Sun Wukong who is flying, there is Sun Wukong who is doing somersaults...
The Wolf Fang Mercenary Group even expanded the front of the hotel where the Sun Wukong statue was placed into a large paved square for this purpose, and various sizes of Sun Wukong were placed there in a dazzling array.
Not to be outdone, the Red Stone Mercenary Group is said to be starting to build "Huaguo Mountain" in the Red Stone Mountains outside the town!
What Fang Tian didn't expect was that after the Langya Mercenary Group expanded the Sun Wukong Plaza, they actually came to visit and gave part of the hotel to the Maple Forest Mercenary Group! Then at about the same time, the Maple Forest Mercenary Group
Got another part of "Huaguoshan"!
In this way, the Maple Forest Mercenary Group has established a relationship with the two most powerful mercenary groups in the town, and they took the initiative.
For this reason, the entire Maplewood Mercenary Group was overjoyed. Even Captain Owen, who had always been quite steady, had a crooked smile on his face for many days.
At this time, the various words of Tang Monk, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng have also become topics of discussion among people in and outside the town.
When Fang Tian started talking about "Journey to the West", he almost didn't touch the specific plot in the book, but he often adapted the behavior of the characters in the book. Especially when talking about Tang Monk, Fang Tian felt that Journey to the West was originally a novel.
The image of Tang Seng in the book is not that cute, and he was originally narrated to little guys like Little Ivy, Little Dick, so I simply copied the image of Tang Seng from Luo Jiaying's Westward Journey.
So many of Tang Seng's witty sayings became popular throughout the town:
Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will break the rules of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around, why did you... Look, you put the stick again before I finished speaking.
Throw it away! The golden hoop is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit the child, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants.
Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It is heavy in front and light in back. It is wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him very uncomfortable after wearing it. He can't sleep all night. It will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government knows
You may say that I am cruel to animals! Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is a good-natured man. Why don't I introduce you to a custom-made one?
Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, just say something. If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.
Do you really want it? Then take it! You don’t really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
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As for Zhou Xingchi's famous saying, "My admiration for you is like a surging river, but also like the Yellow River flooding out of control!" Fang Tian will naturally not let it go.
Of course, "Guanfu", "Yellow River", etc. have all been appropriately adapted by Fang Tian.
If this is the case, can you imagine the impact they will have on audiences in a world where there are no blockbusters, no eight o'clock movies, and no decent novels to read?
All I can say is that the impact is subversive!
Completely subversive!
In addition to Tang Monk becoming a man with a long tongue, at the same time, all kinds of popular witty sayings that flooded the Internet like weeds in Fang Tian's previous life were also transferred by Fang Tian and grafted onto the heads of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others.
Therefore, in "Journey to the West" narrated by Fang Tian, scenes similar to this often appear -
Sun Wukong said: "I step on my left foot with my right foot, then my right foot with my left foot, the tip of my left toe touches the instep of my right instep, the tip of my right toe touches the instep of my left instep, click, click, click, and fly into the sky!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "As a typical failure, you are actually very successful."
Monk Sha said to Tang Seng: "Why does the second senior brother eat so much every meal, but I have to shoulder the burden? I strongly demand to quit the group! If you don't quit, I will cry for you!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Actually, I eat more not because I want to eat, but because I am lonely!"
Zhu Bajie looked up at the moon in the sky and said: "There is a kind of love, which is obviously deep love, but cannot be expressed; there is a kind of love, which obviously wants to give up, but cannot let go; there is a kind of love, which is clearly known to be torture, but cannot be avoided; there is a kind of love, which is clearly known to be torment, but cannot escape; there is a kind of love, which is obviously torment, but cannot escape;
I plant love, knowing that the result will be pain, but my heart can no longer take it back... Miss Gao, are you looking at the moon like me now?"
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If you think about it, you will know how much fun these Internet experts bring to people in this world.
Under such circumstances, how could Journey to the West not spread like wildfire?