"How can you be so beautiful? Did you know you were fired?!" Xiaohua said coldly.
"I know." Lu Yu really knows. I don't know how many people have reminded me of this matter.
"I'll help you settle it," Xiaohua said.
"No." Lu Yu refused.
"Why? I don't need you to pledge yourself to me!" Xiaohua said with a bit of resentment. It was obvious that she was still worried about Kexin's "instrumentation".
"I can solve it myself." Lu Yu leaned to the side like her.
"What a fool, I'm too lazy to care about you!" Xiaohua said and rolled her eyes at him, turning her head away with disdain, with a childish look on her cold face.
"Ouch." Lu Yu shrugged, and the two of them stood in silence.[
"Do you dislike me?" Xiaohua stared at the class card with resentment for a long time and said leisurely.
"How could it be? I like you the most." Lu Yu smiled evilly.
"I don't believe it! Look, I have nothing to say every time I see you!"
"What did I say? Kick me when you are unhappy..." Lu Yu spread his palms, looking like he had been greatly wronged.
"If I kick you, you won't be happy. If I kick you, you can ignore me! If I kick you, you will dislike me and find another woman!" She said, kicking Lu Yu's butt three times regardless of the occasion.
"If you kick me again, I'll hit you back!" Xiao Lu couldn't do anything to her, so he pretended to look at her viciously.
"Try it!" she said, stepping forward, followed by a hanging leg! The three-quarter-length pair of pants was raised high and slammed down on Lu Yu's head. This moment was particularly special.
Clean, not very powerful but extremely fast.
However, no matter how good her skills were, could she be better than Lu Yu? Seeing that she was serious, Lu Yu took a step forward, and before her leg could come down, he pushed his shoulder against Xiao Hua's beautiful leg and pushed forward again.
He pushed her against the wall.
It's a bit vulgar, no, it's really too vulgar. This posture is so ambiguous that several girls who were very curious blushed with embarrassment. They just covered their faces, but Lu Yu was carrying her legs, not ashamed or ashamed.
They kissed her passionately and lingeringly. What was even more surprising was that the cold Xiaohua didn't resist and even wanted to cater to her! Xiaohua, who hadn't been intimate with Xiaolu for a long time, seemed very raw. Even so, she still made her look so beautiful.
Others wonder, "What can you do if I try?"
In the corridor of the teaching building, this golden couple hugged and kissed in such a big way, still in the same posture, damn! "This is so outrageous!" The math teacher who had just come to work bumped into her, and she stamped her feet angrily.
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At 9:30 in the morning, during recess, all the students in the school crowded on the large playground and waved their arms. Some were serious, some were slacking off, and Lu Yu was just doing it for fun, and did a few symbolic turns.
Then we started chatting.
"Hey, what do you think the director of political education will say today?" A classmate wearing glasses asked nonchalantly. Every time after doing exercises, the director of political education would come to the podium with a big belly and say a few words, usually nothing.
They used nonsense words, such as no falling in love, no fighting, and studying hard, etc. Occasionally, there were exceptions, such as catching a typical example for self-criticism. Qiwen Xiaona knew this kind of thing best, and she could be said to be familiar with it.
"Fuck! Can you shut up!" Xiaopang was very anxious. He knew that the news to be announced today would most likely be the news that Lu Yu had been fired.
"Little Fatty!" Lu Yu frowned and signaled him not to be so irritable.[
Xiaopang is not afraid of anything. He is only afraid of Lu Yu. He is really afraid. When Xiao Lu said this, he said sorry to the classmate in front of him, and then there was no movement. The glasses were not on the first day either.
Knowing Xiaopang, he just muttered a few words and passed by without taking it seriously.
After a song and a period of exercises, the comrades from the physical education group symbolically commanded a few words: "Take a break, stand at attention, and look forward!" Then he handed the microphone to the director of political education. This guy was teased so hard that he started to
It became famous on the Internet. Although it was short-lived, people still came to verify the truth. School leaders were also busy dealing with such a scandal. As a person involved and also a victim, he was scolded by leaders at all levels. Those videos were particularly funny.
It was also secretly reprinted by colleagues. He was depressed, in pain and hurt.
However, no one seemed to sympathize with him. All the students and most of the teachers in the school clapped their hands and applauded him. Even the attitude of netizens was one-sided, who made him not practice virtue on weekdays. Helpfully, he put all his grievances on Lu Yu.
, and with the support of the principal's secret order, he finally plucked up the courage to expel Lu Yu. As for the charges, they were numerous.
First, classmate Lu Yu frequently skipped classes and refused to obey discipline.
Second, classmate Lu Yu caused trouble and disrupted discipline.
Third, classmate Lu Yu fell in love prematurely and was immoral.
Fourth, Lu Yu’s classmate illegally organized a club, which was illegal.
Fifth, classmate Lu Yu bullied the teacher and had a bad influence.
Other than that, as soon as Article 5 came out, the whole playground burst into boos. The term "bullying the teacher" was really new.
"Calm down!" The director of political education was a little embarrassed, holding the microphone and yelling, speaking in a pure northeastern dialect, which made everyone sigh. He glared at the busiest southeast corner, and read out from the manuscript: "
In summary, our school has decided to give Lu Yu and related personnel a serious warning, Wang Xin, Qi Wen and others will be expelled from school and placed on probation, and Lu Yu will be expelled."
After he finished speaking, the whole playground immediately became filled with crows.
"Teacher, what did you say?" asked a skinny primary school student who was very close to the podium.
"I didn't hear you, Lu Yu has been expelled!" said the physical education teacher who took the microphone and was about to give the assembly command.
"Holy shit! Is there a mistake!?" Several people from Feiyudo began to question.
"Quiet!" The director of political education was about to go down, but turned back.
"Silence, mother!" someone shouted from behind the crowd.
"What did you say! Stand up!" the director was furious.
"He said fuck you!" someone responded coldly.
Three seconds later, the entire playground was boiling. Under the leadership of hundreds of members of Feiyu Hall, students of all sizes were encouraged, shouting and cursing one after another. Some people even moved forward and seemed to have a tendency to go berserk.
The chubby little guy with buck teeth and the little hammer shouted the loudest. Even the honest man with glasses in front of the chubby man gestured and squeezed forward. In less than a minute, people surrounded the rostrum.