Are you relieved? How can you be reassured? Judging from past experience, Xiaopang is quite brave and a good fighter, but sometimes he is a bit stunned. In Dalian dialect, he is called "Biao", which means he is honest, honest and has no brain.
I mean, you may not agree with what I say, so let’s give an example to prove it.
First of all, this is a true story. During the days when Lu Yu was pretending to be ill, the school organized a large-scale examination, and Xiaopang Qi heard that they had slipped through the net. At this time, it was not a big deal for Xiaopang to take this opportunity.
Xiaodi became very angry because of a question, a Chinese question, a Chinese question that almost made the Chinese teacher go crazy.
What happened is this. On the morning of the second day of the exam, there was such a story on the sixth page of the Chinese language test paper. The general plot is as follows:
It is said that in the early years somewhere in Alaska, a pair of young people got married and gave birth to a child. His wife died in childbirth and left behind a child. He was busy with life and looking after the house, and no one helped him look after the child. So he
I trained a dog. The dog is smart and obedient, can take care of children, and can bite the bottle to feed the children. It is brave and loyal.
One day, the owner went out, leaving only the dog to take care of the child. Unexpectedly, he went to another village but was unable to come back that day because of heavy snow. But that night, a lion came in and wanted to eat.
The child, a miracle happened. The dog hid the child in an unnatural way, and then fought with the lion for three hundred rounds. The fight was so dark that the dog won and the lion died. He was as awesome as he wanted.
But the owner rushed home the next day, and the tired and excited dog immediately came out to greet the owner. But his owner opened the door and saw blood everywhere. When he looked up, the bed was also full of blood, and the child was not there.
There was only a dog around, and the dog's mouth was full of blood. When the owner saw it, he thought that the dog had eaten the child due to a dog attack. In anger, he picked up a knife and slashed the dog's head, killing the dog directly.
But when the ax fell, he suddenly heard the child's voice. The little doll crawled out from under the bed happily. The dog owner picked up the child and took a closer look. Although the child had blood on his body, he was not injured. He was very strange and didn't know what happened.
What happened? Looking at the dog's body again, there was no meat on the legs. When I went inside, I was shocked to find that there was a dead lion in my house, and the guy still had the dog's meat in his mouth.
The dog owner was devastated and regretful when he found out the truth.
Quite a thought-provoking story, right? This is not the key. The most important thing is a question set at the end of this short article, which should be the third one. The original question is: "Please use a pencil to draw a scene of a lion and a dog fighting."
"When everyone takes a look, isn't it enough to find that section of the scene description in the original text? Just click it, three points, and give it away for free. [
There were nearly a thousand people in the entire grade, and they all got points, with one exception, Fatty.
If you don't say he is a weirdo, great people can always do great things. According to what he said later, this guy was sitting upright on the chair, thinking for a long time, and drew a picture, let's call it
"The Bloody Battle between Simba and Snoopy", in the picture, the Lion King Simba slaps Snoopy with a brick, and Snoopy stabs Simba with a sharp knife. The scene is extremely intense and the picture is strong. This work
It took more than 20 minutes to finally get it done, because this little fat guy didn't even finish writing the composition.
According to people familiar with the matter, when the teacher in the Chinese language group opened the test paper, his hands trembled and he almost laughed. He put more than twenty exclamation marks on the test paper, and the paper was even leaked. There is no airtight force.
, this anecdote was also widely circulated throughout the senior high school of No. 49 Middle School.
Faced with everyone's sarcasm, the fat man still had something to say. He took the test paper in front of everyone and asked the teacher, among other things, whether the word used in the question was "draw out" instead of "cross out", right?
, how to distinguish between the two words drawing and drawing!
Objectively speaking, from the perspective of Chinese language and literature, he was indeed the only one who got the answer right. However, it was a done deal and there was no way to change it, so the teacher who had taught Chinese for more than 30 years forced him to ask the question.
Dumb words, are you awesome or not? Really awesome, you can’t accept it.
However, awesome things will continue until the awesome person dies. The fat man is holding the brick in his hand and looking at the car. He firmly remembers that Lu Yu asked him to hit the target accurately. He thought silently in his heart, swung his little tail and ran downstairs again.
He stood next to the car with his head held high, his eyes angry, his eyebrows crossed, and he took aim at a distance of more than one meter.
"", in the deathly silence, Lu Yu and Xiao Qi's eyes almost dropped, and they were suddenly sweating. Damn it - what is this guy going to do!?
"Come back!" Lu Yu leaned forward, but it was still too late. Almost at the same time, the fat man exhaled and smashed the brick in his hand.
"Bang!" The sound was unclear, crisp, dull, and transparent. It was hard.
Then, in about a second, the alarm sounded. Immediately afterwards, about twenty lights flashed one after another, and the lamps jumped, lighting up the open space downstairs. Little Fatty
The resident behind him also woke up, and the afterglow of the fluorescent lamp shone out and pulled out the long back of Xiaopang. At this time, he finally felt that something was wrong, and twisted his stockings. Someone couldn't catch him in this situation!
Seeing that someone wanted to live upstairs again, it was too late to run back. In the crisis, this guy unexpectedly got under the truck next to him in a hurry!
Bullshit! Who said the fat man doesn’t have a good IQ? Beat him!
"Who are you!" The flowery-pants man appeared again. This time he was holding a rolling pin in his hand. His arm was shaken and he fell to the ground. When he looked again, he saw a car coming downstairs.
Yelling in annoyance.
"Holy shit! Who is that upstairs? Do you still want that damn old car?" He leaned on the fence and shouted upwards.
After saying that, on the fourth floor, the director of political education came out with sweat on his face wearing the same floral pants as him. He looked very anxious, with his big belly hanging down and still shaking, "Damn, who the hell touched my car?"
Please wait a moment! I'll turn it off!"[
"Hurry up! That's a shabby car and it's locked. Someone stole it. Why don't you let me sleep at night?" Hua Pants danced for a while before going back cursing. After a while, several
The owner who poked his head out also cursed and turned off the lights, leaving only the broken car wailing in the world outside.
"What's going on?" The woman in the room, wrapped in a bath towel, also wanted to come out.
"I don't know. Just wait a moment and I'll go take a look." He said.
I casually put on a t-shirt and opened the door and went down the stairs. The voice-activated lights in the stairs lit up layer by layer. When the iron door rang, my stomach squeezed out first.
"Damn it!" When he stepped forward, Xiao Qi put a sack over his head. At the same time, Lu Yu took a stick and hit his legs! There was a click, and the wooden stick with a thick wrist came out.
Then the little fat guy jumped out from the thorn and kicked him down. Two bastards, one fat and one skinny, rushed up to serve him with fists and kicks. The two guys spread their hands and beat them one after another, using "
The special skills of "Thirty-six-way King Baquan" are merciless.
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