Thirty minutes later, Bucktooth arrived in a hurry on a small motorcycle.
This guy was sleeping soundly. When he got up, half of his hair was squeezed flat by the pillow. When the wind blew, it looked like a half-cut watermelon. Look at his big swollen eyelids, half asleep and half awake, and a very long nose.
Below are the slightly bulging gums, and the thick lips cannot hide this retrogression in the history of human evolution. From a distance, this guy with broom eyebrows and small eyes looks like a horse-faced baboon from Africa.
Looking at the rustling beard again, Lu Yu was very satisfied.
He was wearing a hurdle vest with buck teeth, and it was a bit cold at night. Lu Yu felt even colder when he looked at him like this, and he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body. "Brother Yu! It's so late, what's going on?" He rubbed his arms.
ask.
"Good thing!" Xiao Qi dragged him in, "There is an important task here, it's time for you to show off!"
"What?" Bucktooth asked, also seeing the woman.
"Here." Lu Yu raised his chin, "Isn't it beautiful?"
"pretty."
"That's good, you are lucky. This woman wanted to harm us but I found out in time. Now, I want her to tell the truth, but she refuses to tell. Since she is so ignorant of praise, we have to give her something.
Look at the color, right?"[
"Yes!" Bucktooth nodded sharply.
"Well, that's good. Since you think so, I'll leave it to you. As for the method, I don't care." Lu Yu said, and put the box of condoms on the ground into his hand in a very obscene manner.
Then he waved and led the others out.
With buck teeth and a dark face, he looked at the things in his hands and immediately understood Lu Yu's intention.
"Hey~" This old virgin who has been neglected by girls for many years was instantly elated. When he smiled, the muscles on his face were like cheekbones coming together, and the periphery of his mouth and nose were wrinkled together, creating ravines. Accidentally, the muscles hidden in the thick lips
The big buck teeth inside were also exposed, with pink lips, yellow teeth, red gums, and drooling water. He immediately transformed from an African baboon into a terrifying gorilla, which is not ordinary ugly.
"Hehe -" Lu Yu and the other five squatted in a row at the door of the warehouse, snickering thinking about their buck teeth. Didn't an expert say that even a piece of toilet paper has its own use? This makes sense.
After a brief period of calm, only the woman inside screamed like crazy, and then there was a crash and a crash, and the table and chairs fell to the floor, "Come back! Please! I say! I say everything!" The woman screamed at the top of her lungs,
My throat is about to break.
"Love me! Brother Bucktooth, you are awesome! You are so awesome!" Unable to suppress her inner joy, Xiao Qi kicked the door open, jumped up and hugged Bucktooth's neck and exclaimed with joy.
"Fuck!" Bucktooth pushed him away and threw the condom in his hand on the ground. He was very sad and disappointed. You scolded the guy next door! Aren't you kidding me? You haven't taken off your pants yet.
Are you convinced?! The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he kicked the condom box far away. He had no choice but to hurt his self-esteem.
"Hahahahaha——" Looking at his shriveled appearance, Lu Yu and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't stand upright.
"Buck Teeth, don't be discouraged. This is a great achievement for you, you know. I'll let Master Qi take you to have some fun tomorrow! Boss, I'll pay for it!" Lu Yu said.
"It's necessary! How about I call you two beautiful girls and play with one dragon and two phoenixes~" Xiao Qi also comforted.
"Grass!"
"Haha, okay, let's get down to business first." Lu Yu picked up the chair and sat back down, "Tell me, what's your background?" Unknowingly, Lu Yu also learned to use "Ya's" to make sentences.
At this time, the woman had dragged her stool and hid in the corner. Looking at her buck teeth, she seemed to be frightened. He glanced at her secretly, swallowed his saliva and said leisurely: "I know who you are and what you want to do. You
I can tell you what you want to know, but you have to promise me to let me go, and - don't, don't let Wen Er know."
"Well, of course." Lu Yu said, "As long as you tell the truth, I will send someone to take you back and pretend it never happened. However, if you want to tell a lie, my brother has been holding it back for almost twenty years.
." Lu Yu pointed at his buck teeth.[
"Fuck!" Bucktooth shook his head, causing bursts of laughter again.
"If you want to know anything, just ask." The woman's eyes never left her buck teeth.
"Okay, first, what is your relationship with the director of political education?"
"**."
"When did it start?"
"A week ago."
"It's not free love, is it? Wen Er asked you to do it?" Lu Yu asked.
"right."
"So, how much did they give you?"
"Two hundred thousand."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Ask me to win over him and deal with you."
"Is there anyone else?"
"this--"
"Buck Tooth!" Seeing that she was about to play tricks, Lu Yu leaned back on his chair and yelled, Buck Tooth was waiting nearby.
"Yes! Yes!" the woman said quickly.
"who?"
"The vice-principal, and the principal."
"Oh~ you are quite capable, amazing." Lu Yu clapped his hands, "They all agreed to Wen Er's request?"
"No, if you do it one by one, I will give you 100,000 yuan if you complete one," the woman said.
"Besides that damn fat guy, you managed to get one, right?" Lu Yu thought that the two hundred thousand must be for two people.
"Yes, it's the vice principal."
"when."
"The day before yesterday."
"Where's the senior colonel?"
"He is a little afraid of his wife and has no chance."
"Haha" Lu Yu heard this and looked at Qi Wen, who blushed. "Then, what did Wen Er explain?" Lu Yu continued to ask.
"He said that in a few days, Tong Ze and the others will take action and leave the school alone. If they lose, they will charge you with serious injuries and expel you. If they win, they will just hack you to death.
, and then find a few gangsters to take the blame, and the school will just provide a certificate, and anyone who helps will get money."
"Damn it!" Xiaopang was frightened when he heard this, "This kid is so damn evil! Isn't this going to kill him?"
Lu Yu ignored Xiaopang's complaints, stared at the other party, and said word by word, "When are they going to do it?"
"I have no idea."
"Buck teeth!!!" Her eyes betrayed her.
"Yo!" Bucktooth was furious and wanted to take off his pants as soon as he pulled his belt. The woman was so frightened that she shouted for help, "I really don't know, brother, please spare me -"
"Who is your eldest brother!" Lu Yu turned aside, pretending not to see him, raised his buck teeth and tore off her top, very roughly. The woman was really scared, "Three days, three days later! I didn't lie, really
It's three days later!" Seeing that Lu Yu ignored him, she wailed almost desperately, and Qi Wen frowned at the miserable look.
"Wait a minute." Seeing that she was speaking sincerely, Lu Yu waved his hand and had to straighten up with his buck teeth, still a little reluctant to put up the small tent.
"Take off her clothes, take some photos and let her go." Lu Yu said and walked out the door.
"Brother Yu, let her go just like that?" Xiao Qi's murderous intention was serious, as if she wanted to silence her.