"Coming, coming!" After waiting for a long time, I finally saw people from the Go club lining up in a long line and milling around on the path outside the forest.
To say that they were dilly-dallying is actually not an exaggeration at all. These people are unwilling to do anything. Few of them have the elegiac expression of "a strong man goes to his death". Only Tong Ze, Xiao Military Advisor and other leaders left.
They were the happiest, because these people knew that Lu Yu might not be able to come today. After being tricked by Xiao Lu several times, they finally managed to trick each other. These little bastards who were not familiar with the art of war were also a little happy.
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At this time, there were hundreds of people from both sides, and the Go club only had more than 300 people. After a close comparison, the awesome ones became even more awesome, and the less courageous ones wanted to withdraw even more.
What's going on? Let me explain here. The people on Lu Yu's side were all wearing large steel pipes that they had just purchased, with medical tape wrapped around their handles, black vests, jeans, and various sneakers. They were scratching their faces in the traditional way.
The red mark stretches from his forehead to the corners of his mouth.
The person on the other side was much more casual, holding everything, including wooden sticks, bricks, glass bottles, and many stool legs that had just been kicked off and still glowed with a brand-new bright yellow color. As soon as I stood in front of him, he
Just like the puppet troops during the Republic of China, they were acting carelessly. They were all wondering whether they should still fight. There was no suspense at all.
It's a pity that the terrain is embarrassing, but the little military advisor doesn't think so. This guy thought he was Zhuge Liang. He was wearing a large school uniform, holding the old bookmark behind his back, shaking his head and walking forward.
, walked around three times to the left to show off, and somehow thought he was asking for rain again. After the ceremony was over, he stepped forward again, with his head held high and his chest high, his whole body shaking wildly. When he was about to reach Zhang Kai over there, he stood up and left,
He whispered softly with one hand behind his back, then clasped the other hand, eagerly preparing to start his speech.
Damn it - Li Tiancheng and the others who were watching were stunned at that time. They all looked at each other, not knowing what this kid was going to do.
"Do you know who I am?" said the little military advisor.
As soon as these words came out, the air froze, and even the rustling leaves in the forest became silent in cooperation.[
No one answered him, they were all waiting for the next step.
"My name is - Lin, Zi, Fang, Lin is the forest of the woods, Zi is the Zi of the house, Fang is the house of the house, Lin Zifang, oh, remember. Yes, yes, it is Lin Zifang, not Lin Fangfang
, do you know why I call it Zifang?"
He blinked his little eyes that were scabbed by Xiao Qiyi's dirt bumps and glanced at everyone one by one. He was very proud and said, "I don't know, this matter starts with the conflict between Chu and Han."
"When?" Xiaopang and his friends were shocked.
"The conflict between Chu and Han was at the end of Qin and the beginning of Han." Qi Wen said.
Haha, Yao Jing is quite puzzled. There is a fight here. What's the matter with Chu and Han fighting? Listen carefully, the little military advisor said:
I remember that back then, Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, once asked the ministers: "How can I win the world?" The ministers came forward and had different opinions, but none of their answers made sense. So Liu Bang said to everyone: "The reason why I am here today is because I want to conquer the world."
It’s thanks to three people, do you know who they are?”
As the young strategist spoke, he glanced at everyone again. This time, even their boss Tong Ze was stunned. The latter stared straight at the back of the young strategist, feeling lost.
"Grandfather Gao once said that he was not as good as Zhang Liang in strategizing and decisive victory thousands of miles away. He was not as good as Xiao He in guarding the country, pacifying the people, and constantly supplying military supplies. He was not as good as Han Xin in leading millions of people to win the battle and capture the attack.
.These three are all outstanding people, and he can use them, so he becomes the one who conquers the world."
He continued, but still no one spoke.
"Haha~" The guy looked at it and felt proud again for no reason, "Attention, the people who strategized and won the victory thousands of miles away are our ancestors, Zhang Liang and Zhang Zifang." He said "Zifang" 2
When he wrote the words, he was sonorous and powerful, and he even gave the thumbs up to himself. It seemed that his posture had the potential to become a great martial arts student. Qi Wenyi folded his shoulders and looked suspicious. What he couldn't understand was how Zhang Liang became a member of the Lin family.
He is an ancestor, and this relative is a bit humorous.
"What are you talking about?" Li Tiancheng sat on a fallen tree trunk and turned to ask Da Pan.
"That's not true." Da Pan grinned and scratched his short hair, feeling confused.
Immediately afterwards, a large team of several hundred people all turned their attention to Lin Zifang, the young military advisor. They were still as quiet as ever. This nonsense was really good, and everyone was successfully confused. They looked at everyone talking about Yunliwu.
The little military advisor himself felt embarrassed by his appearance. He wanted to show off and brag and then announce the news that Lu Yu could not come to undermine the other party's military morale, but then, nothing happened.
"Let me go to your sister's place." Little Fatty hated history class the most. When he got tired of hearing this, he immediately took a steel pipe and touched it in the diagonal thorn. He flicked his fat and walked with wind. The little military strategist was well aware of Fatty's arrogance.
, I was so excited that I turned around and ran away, and in the end I didn’t even say what I needed to say.[
Seeing him rushing up, some of the direct brothers under Xiaopang shouted slogans and rushed up, just like Xiaopang, followed closely by Erhei and Yao Jing, then Zhang Kai and Qi Wen, and even Xiaoqi and
The buck-toothed brothers also rushed forward. These people took advantage of the terrain and ran down like a tide, like an avalanche, unstoppable.
Within a few seconds, soldiers were fighting hand to hand, and people began to fall down on the ground. Screams, curses, and wailings could not be heard. The scene was truly tragic, but because no one from both sides came with a knife, there was no blood splattering.
R-rated scenes.
Da Pan and the others sat on the log and hugged their knees, their hands itching to watch. They wished that someone would come and touch him and find an excuse to have fun. He pouted his mouth, bulged his eyes, and kept chanting in his heart: "Hurry up."
Come and hit me, come and hit me, come and hit me! Damn you bastard, you missed the target!!! Love me, look here!"
Damn it, Li Tiancheng and the others knew this man's nature very well, and they who had just been stunned by the little military advisor were once again shocked to the point of numbness in their hands and feet.
Suddenly, a small peripheral leader who was also watching walked up to Li Tiancheng, squeezed out a place to sit down and pointed at the crowd, "Brother Tiancheng, where is Brother Lu Yu? Look, even Brother Seven is not here."
"I know, Xiao Qi was plotted and is still in the hospital. Lu Yu may have encountered some troubles so he didn't come." Li Tiancheng knew about Xiao Qi, but he really didn't know where Lu Yu was. He was the boss in such a big scene.
How could he not be present? Lu Yu is not the kind of person who is afraid of death and retreats from the first battle.
Just as they were thinking about it, someone without eyes pulled out a thick branch. The other party hit the tree trunk behind them with a flick of the stick. When Da Pan saw that the Coke was broken, he jumped like a volleyball player.
He jumped out of the ground, turned around, rolled his eyes up, and put his head forward to catch it firmly.